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I knew — I knew!! — that if I held out long enough, there was a chance this could happen. When a bare-bones versions of the Gene Simmons Vault finally went on sale for a reasonable price, I had to have it. All 11 CDs, plus the coin and the statue, for $100 was too great a deal to pass up. All you don’t get is the actual vault and gift from Gene. In this 12 part series, we will take a good look at my new Vault.
This box set was first announced about two decades ago, originally titled Gene Simmons 100. Then it was going to be called Monster, though that title was re-used on something else instead (Gene blames Paul for “borrowing” that name). As implied from 100 title, it was supposed to be a set of 100 unreleased songs from Gene vaults. Kiss demos, solo demos, pre-Kiss music, everything. Obviously things grew and grew, and so did the price tag! In the end, there were 165 songs and a much more reasonable valuation. This will only become more collectible.
In the liner notes, Gene says he tried to split up the songs by “mood”. Please enjoy this series as we go through each and every song, disc by disc, in this massive collection.
GENE SIMMONS – The Vault – Disk 1 (2018 Rhino)
Rather than start with his earliest material, Simmons chose to sequence this box set starting with a 2011 recording called “Are You Ready”. It is, for all intents and purposes, a Kiss song without Paul Stanley. It features Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer on guitar and drums (and backing vocals). This song was written after Kiss had essentially given up on recording albums, though one lyric was used previously on Monster: “Give me [a] kiss, bite your lips”. This is a Kiss rocker, pure and simple, and had they ever recorded it, it could have been one of their best latter day songs. The chorus is right out of 1977, and the boys do a great job on it for a demo. A simple riff, and a fist-pumping beat, and you’re hooked. Great song. 5/5
“I Turn To Stone” is a hotel demo by Gene and Tommy Thayer. The title was inspired by the Biblical “pillar of salt” story, but there’s nothing holy about these lyrics. It’s all about Gene’s inability to resist the fairer sex. It’s a pretty good song that sounds very early 80s, somewhere around the Killers-Creatures era. Gene talk-sings some of the lyrics but the song is otherwise pretty melodic. There are some of “ah-ah-ah” bits in the outro that sound very Hot In the Shade. Pretty cool, and doubtless would have been polished up for an album. Great potential. 3.5/5

“Juliet” starts immediately with a riff like “Custard Pie”. Co-written by Ken Tamplin for the Revenge album, it did not make the cut. It’s a little herky-jerky sounding, and the clunky primitive drum machine used doesn’t translate it well. Again, there’s a lyric here that was used later on “Russian Roulette” from Sonic Boom. This song was probably rejected for being too close to Led Zeppelin. 2.5/5
“Hey You” is the second Tamplin co-write. It has a really cool dark vibe, but doesn’t hold together as a song. It’s more just some components stuck together that don’t necessarily fit. One guitar bit sounds like it made it onto Revenge in another song. It’s upbeat, and sounds like something that was hoped to would be a fist pumper in concert. Close but no cigar. 2/5
The Carnival of Souls album contained a lot of stuff that was written for Revenge. “I Confess” is one such song. It’s one of Gene’s more serious lyrics, regarding religion and hypocrisy. If you confess to the priest, who does the priest confess to? This demo is not very different from the final version; just as dark and with the same vocal delivery. The main differences are in the guitar parts, which Bruce Kulick later put his own stamp on. 4/5
Continuing on with things that ended up on Carnival, “Legends Never Die” was inspired by events that also inspired “Childhood’s End” later on. Co-written by Micki Free and Adam Mitchell in 1982, this power ballad could have been on an album had Paul Stanley not been the ballad guy in Kiss. When Gene went on to produce Wendy O. Williams, she recorded this song almost identically to the demo. Her vocals are more extreme, going from soft to growl, but a Kiss version sung by Gene certainly would have been interesting. This is as close as we get. Gene considers it a very personal song. 4/5

“Something Wicked This Way Comes” is a familiar song title that we have heard about for years. Gene says he recorded several versions including some with Bruce Kulick on guitar. It sounds very much like Carnival of Souls material, but not up to standards. The outro guitar stuff is great. There is potential to some of the individual parts, but as a whole there’s not much of a song here. The title was inspired by Ray Bradbury, but is otherwise unrelated. 1/5
“Hand of Fate” with Tommy Thayer and Eric Singer was considered for Sonic Boom. It’s a song Gene likes, and is a prime example of the “monster plod” groove that he is known for. There are some nice layers of backing vocals on the bridge (all overdubbed by Gene), but the song would have been one of the weakest on Sonic Boom. We already have a lot of Gene songs with this kind of groove and theme. Next! 2/5
“Hunger” is a sex song, written in the late 80s and recorded on New Year’s Eve with Bruce Kulick and Eric Carr. It’s nice to hear Carr; he has such an identifiable song. This is an unremarkable song. It’s a simple riff without a lot of melody to back it. It sounds like a Whitesnake outtake more than Kiss, but Gene wasn’t beyond being “inspired” by other bands who were having hits. 2/5
Gene prefers this demo of “In My Head” from Carnival of Souls. His idea was to do “Beatles-y” things like recording backwards cymbals, but layering them over a heavy thumping groove. The song idea is inspired by people to hear voices in their heads, and the result is a very chilling song and lyric. It’s angry, heavy and slightly psychedelic. The main differences are that Bruce hadn’t added all his layers of genius to the guitars yet. 4/5
Speaking of Carnival, one of the songs that didn’t make that album was “Carnival of Souls”. It later came out on Gene solo album called (ahem) Asshole. It was never a good enough song. Demo #1 is pretty intact. The issue is mostly the chorus, which just isn’t very good, nor fitting for the fast, almost thrashy verses. Written with Scott Van Zen, Gene says he was going to a psychedelic vibe similar to the band Love. A miss. 2/5

“Are You A Boy, or Are You A Girl” is a phrase Gene heard a lot growing up in New York, growing his hair long. People would stop him on the street and ask that question. “Are you a long haired creature from another world?” This song has Eric Carr and Tommy Thayer, which would date it back to the Hot in the Shade era. There are some musical ideas that later turned up in a Kiss song called “Hot and Cold”. What is most interesting about this song is that Gene takes a brief bass solo at 1:25 into the song. Gene’s an underrated bass player; just listen to those walking basslines on the first three albums. Too bad Kiss never did anything like that on an album. 3/5
“Say You Don’t Want It” dates back to 1979, with a problematic song Gene had called “Mongoloid Man”. This a is a re-write from 2001 with Tommy Thayer and without the troublesome lyrics. Some of these words would resurface on “Spit” from the Revenge album. “Spit” is a far better song. Just not good enough, and monotonous to boot. 2/5
If that wasn’t enough, the original version of “Mongoloid Man” with Joe Perry on guitar follows. Musically, this demo actually sounds better. It has a cool vintage vibe not unlike Gene’s first solo album (which Joe also played on). It was never going to be an amazing song, but this vintage version is definitely marginally better, despite the lyrics. Perry smokes! 2.5/5
Written by Darren Leader of Steel Panther with Gene, “I Wait” ends this disc on a powerful note. You could call it a ballad, in sort of a late 90s altera-rock way. It’s actually a great song and though not suitable for Kiss, would have made an excellent solo track. It definitely sounds a lot more like a 90s alternative band than a classic rock band, but a good song is a good song. “I Wait” is a good song with potential to be great. Re-record this one, Gene, and release it as a single. 4/5
When we tally up the 15 individual song scores, this is how Disk 1 averages out: 2.63/5 stars.
We’ll be keeping track of these scores so we can get an accurate average for the box set. This score is not surprising. Gene is known for a quantity-over-quality style of creation. At least his batting average here is over 50 (barely).

Disk 1 track length and songwriters (from Wikipedia)
1. Are You Ready [2011] (3:13) Simmons
2. I Turn to Stone (3:58) Simmons
3. Juliet (2:52) Simmons / Tamplin
4. Hey You (3:44) Simmons / Tamplin
5. I Confess (3:40) Simmons / Tamplin
6. Legends Never Die [1982] (4:24) Simmons / Mitchell / Free
7. Something Wicked This Way Comes [1988] (3:44) Simmons
8. Hand of Fate (3:15) Simmons
9. Hunger (4:14) Simmons
10. In My Head [1994] (3:30) Simmons / Van Zen / St. James
11. Carnival of Souls #1 [1994] (3:44) Simmons / Van Zen
12. Are You a Boy, or Are You a Girl (2:49) Simmons
13. Say You Don’t Want It (3:29) Simmons
14. Mongoloid Man [1976] (4:06) Simmons (with Joe Perry of Aerosmith)
15. I Wait (4:04) Leader / Simmons)