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WTF Comments: Inaugural edition

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WTF Comments: Β Inaugural edition

Welcome to a new feature at mikeladano.com! Β A spin-off from the popular WTF Search Terms, I now present to you WTF Comments. Β These are real unpublished comments that were left for me, for whatever reasons.

First, we have “Tony Tony” (leaving me to wonder where Toni and TonΓ© were) from Obregon, Mexico. Tony Tony apparently did not like my comments about the 1998 movie turd Godzilla:

tony tonyΒ aahh1985@xxxxxxx.com: Β ad that’s because you all haters are A BUNCH OF FAGS COMPLAINING… HAHAHA what an asshole hehehe… the movie was great… and the soundtrack kicked your asses out…

Thanks Tony. Β That doesn’t really need any additional commentary from me.

Then we have Max, from Russia. Β In the past I’ve been clear that I will not share my music. Β Max asked me to email him a copy of my “Get Your Hands Off My Woman…Again” mp3 single, by The Darkness. Β As is my general policy, I deleted the comment. Β A few days later, Max returned with this one:

max fedjudas@xxxx.xx: Β I got this version, checkmate!

I didn’t realize it was a competition, but good on you.

This comment was sent to me on Facebook. Β  This person posted a comment usingΒ a word in a negative connotation that I personally dislike: “retarded”. I replied that it was now 2013 and saying that word in that context is no longer cool. If it ever really was cool. Β Several people agreed with me, but then I got a private message from this person, Mike F. Β Private presumably because he didn’t want to be publicly scolded by somebody else for using the word again. This is what he needed to get off his chest:

Mike F*****: Β Retarded is retarded… Remember the meaning of it? Stupid… Dumb… Ya know… Retarded. 2013 and all its political correctness can kiss my fuckin asshole!

Dear Mike: Β Welcome to my “block” list! Population: you.

Finally, we have the 164 comments that made up what I called the Neue Regel Saga. Β I don’t blame you if you do not have the appetite to wade through that nonsense, but here it is, staggering in its absurdity. Β The first time I had to close comments down!

Thankfully these flavourful comments are few here. Β If you enjoyed this, and if I receive any more comments that make me “WTF?” then I promise to post them in the future!