Happy Friday, everyone. WTF Search Terms is a series in which I reveal actual search terms that somehow led real people to mikeladano.com. This time I asked my buddy Chris to pick 10 of his favourites from the pile, which he did — along with his own commentary. Enjoy!
For the last installment of WTF Search Terms, Unsolved Mysteries edition, click here!
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WTF Search Terms XV: Fan Favorites – Thussy Edition
Lebrain has wanted me to collaborate with him for a while, and I am no writer, so we decided to do a WTF Search Terms. He sent me a big list of weird search terms, and all I can say is a lot of people looking for porn found Lebrain’s blog. Also, no one can spell anymore. So, keep reading below to find out my top ten WTF Search Terms!
10. google videos jethu tull too juong old to rock and roll and too juomg to died
“Me fail English? That’s un-possible!”
9. boobsy animation whores wearing glasses acquire screwed hardcore 4 full animation
Someone was looking for some very specific porn, and ran into Lebrain.
8. toronto shemales tumblr
“If the girl did something to you but you didn’t do it back then you didn’t really do anything.”
7. videos da bada white snack
I had to include this one, because it apparently got 9 hits! Why?
6. oshawa women that like to fuck
Local easy girls, for when hookers are too expensive.
5. marilyn manson without ribs
Even I know that rumour isn’t true.
4. (Three-in-one!)
a. queensryche queensryche eyes of the strangers japan bonus
b. queensryche queensryche eye of the strangers japan import
c. queensrycheeye of the strangers japan bonus youtube
Japanese imports are very expensive.
3. sequined bathrobe
I think Lebrain has one of these.
2. poop in the shower guy
I remember when Lebrain first told me this story, still don’t understand why you would do that.
1. trailer park boys model train rod stewart
Where does Rod Stewart fit into this? “You know what, Patrick Swayze uses illegal parts. That is why he’s winning all the time.”
mikeladano.com 
God, I hate Poop-In-The-Shower Guy!
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You know my buddy Joe who poops in the shower??
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I read the Rod Stewart biography, and he’s apparently big into model trains, and building the world around them too (towns, hills, etc) by hand. So now you know. But what that has to do with the TPB, I have no idea.
Rumour has it, Lebrain wears his sequined bathrobe to work.
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Not a rumour man. Today is casual Friday…
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So. Hot.
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Great stuff Mike!
I do something similar with unusual search terms on my Michael Anthony FaceBook page.
People are so strange, aren’t they?!
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Hey Michael do you have a link to your Facebook? I searched and came up with Anthony Michael Hall :)
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Sure, try this:
https://www.facebook.com/m.anthony.author
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Thanks Michael! I saw the one there, very funny. It’s like a never-ending well of funny.
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