Everybody seems to have their favourite kind of content. My buddy Thussy comes here mostly for the WTFs! Every once in a while, I’ll send him a list of all the weird and wacky search terms that have (somehow) lead people to mikeladano.com. As he did in WTF Search Terms XV, he’s picked his favourites. Please welcome back Thussy for this Guest Shot edition of WTF Search Terms.
WTF Search Terms XXIV: Fan Favourites – First Grade Math edition
It’s been a year since my last installment of WTF search terms so here it is: My list of fucked up shit people want to see on the internet and then somehow make it to Lebrains blog. And when I say shit it sometimes literally means shit.
10. share this click to email this to a friend
I had to include this one because how the hell does this get you to a blog about music?
9. i don’t exist
Then don’t google yourself.
8. wild party
I am a wild party.
7. shower poop guy
Why do people keep searching this?
6. swedish made penis
This sort of thing aint my bag baby.
5. first grade math
Is this the answer to the question, “what did Lebrain fail in school?”
4. orangie took like 6 shooters and some bong tokes
Excellent season, the Boys still have it.
3. porn mcgangbang
It is definitely food porn.
2. Japanporn
If this is anything like Japanese imports they are way too expensive.
1. selling piss julian
“Meth?!?! He’s selling piss, you fucking dumb dumb.”
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Haha fun. I enjoy these lists. Who Googles I DON’T EXIST? Fascinating. And man, Japanese imports are very expensive. VERY expensive.
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I learned that from a helpful clerk at Sunrise. Otherwise I never would have know that Japanese imports are expensive!
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Well Dude, she was right. Japanese imports really are VERY expensive.
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Yet somehow I managed to acquire a hundred or so, on my salary.
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Imagine that!
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I just got one! I just got one today !!
‘what is a panda arouser’ – umm, an erotically shaped piece of bamboo?
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Lol! You got a WTF search term but you should have kept it for your own post!
Don’t worry we will be back to our regular program tomorrow will a new Getting More Tale, a good one I think.
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I am genuinely concerned that search led to my blog though! Who are these people?!
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I don’t know man. “They” are out there! It’s up to us to create something funny out of it!
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It’s terrifying they possibly look normal from the outside.
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If you want more hits like these, all you have to do is talk about poo and pee more. I’ve noticed your (oltherwise excellent) is deficient in poo and pee content. You could even throw a few wangs in there too for good measure.
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I can’t do that, Your mother reads it!
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If I may be serious, for a moment:
Yes, my mom does read this. But I decided a long time ago that I couldn’t write with that in mind. I couldn’t be myself if I did! I don’t think you can offend my mom any more than you can offend me. But when writing, I know I have to drop an f-bomb now and then. I know I have to call a shit a shit. I know when something smells like urine-soaked undies, I have to say so. My mom has learned to accept these qualities in her son! :)
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