WTF SEARCH TERMS XXXIV: Celebrtity Gossip edition
WTF search terms are fewer and further between today. But they still trickle in, oh yes they do! This time out, people found their way to my site searching for gossip. Have a look below at the bizarre things that people Google:
- regina russell fucked by frankie bnali photos
Nooooo. No no no. That’s something you could not un-see.
- did steve perry have long hair once
Yes and it was beautiful.
- bobby dall sexual gossip
One of those things that just makes you question why.
- how big is orlando bloom’s wang
- orlando boom wang
It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean.
- gene simmons is a wanker
Gene prefers the term Asshole.
- geoff tate is a douche
Aaron prefers the term “Stabby”.
- does joey tempest sings live on stage?
Yes.
- fake joey tempest facebook
Yes, there have been a few.
- is miranda larsson married to joey tempest ???
Noooooo.
- joey tempest shirtless
You’re welcome.
mikeladano.com 
Oh lord.
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As usual eh!
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My fav one is still the search looking “for the fat guy in the Wave Babies video”
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That was Bopping searching for that ;)
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Theres goes Ladano looking for a fight! Cue up Skid Row’s Piece OF Me!
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Hahahah well look at him asking personal questions about the tanning bed in my parents’ basement! LOL poking the bear indeed!
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Touche! ahaha i missed that one! Unskinny Bop!
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Hhahaa that’s a good one too!
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GNR Get In The Ring. Monster Truck The Enforcer.
I wonder who this Bopping person is?
;)
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Hey. I’ve been working on my girlish figure.
;)
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Just a question.
Is there a tanning bed in your parents basement?
No reason.
Also, I think I hear a bear growling. Perhaps it just got poked.
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I refuse to be intimidated by Billy Low and the Joey Tempest Mafia! ;)
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I just saw a blacked out car with North Carolina plates hanging around your garbage.
I’m sure there is no reason for concern.
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I like that as an added bonus, this series helps me practice my roman numerals Mike!
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Same here Geoff! Star Wars only took me to IX :)
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How to do the decimal numbers (I gather the newest one was the equivalent of 3.5) in roman numerals is somewhat trickier!
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I don’t recall learning decimals for Roman numerals, ever…so your guess is as good as mine!
I prefer to think of the new one as Episode 3.9, as this new Youtube video illustrates really well!
https://vimeo.com/209263699
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I used to wait until the end credits of a movie to see the year it was made in Roman numerals.
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Hahaha me too! That’s how my dad taught me to read them. In old movies, they were at the beginning, there were no end credits at all.
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It has been so long since I watched a movie without fast forwarding to the actual start and watched the opening and closing credits.
In todays society we want the meat but no potatoes.
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I don’t fast forward anymore. Thanks to Marvel you never know what you might miss in either.
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I still don’t get the fascination with this Joey Tempest person.
Also: Stabby McStabbypants!
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I don’t get the Joey fixation either. They must be much much bigger in Europe (pun intended) than here. And YES I had to return to Stabby, lest we forget! (I haven’t given him any of my money since.)
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I’m still surprised they didn’t roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge.
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They have far too much class.
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Brilliant. Joey Tempest. I love that folks are still finding that post.
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Incredible. And it all started with a simple review of their new album. Crazy. Literally.
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