Back in 2006, a few weeks after I left the store, I became a “normal customer”.Β (As if there is such a thing!)Β I started getting calls from my former compatriots any time they saw something cool come in for me.Β Which was frequent back then.Β Today I have a hard time finding discs locally that I still need, as my collection is pretty beefy.
I drove on a snowy Saturday to one of my former haunts to see my friends and former co-workers.Β I managed to snag a mint condition used copy of Dioβs Holy Diver β Live. Β It was his newest album.Β Β (Also,Β sadly, his last album released while he was still alive.)Β Β Β Β The package wasΒ 2 CDβs including one disc of Holy Diver, performed live in sequence.Β I tried to explain to Jen how cool this release was:
Itβs the first time heβs played the whole album live. Β It was his first album, and considered his best solo album by a lot of fans.Β It’s a landmark album — you’ll know some of these songs.
Jen had already heard some Dio.Β I played Intermission (on vinyl) for her regularly, and she knew tunes like βRainbow in the Darkβ quite well.Β Β Plus, Jen enjoys back rubs.Β If she wanted a back rub, for example, Iβd put some tunes on, usually Dio. Β Soon it became known as βDio Massagesβ.Β It wasnβt too long before Jen knew most of Dioβs best tunes from Rainbow and beyond:Β βMan On The Silver Mountainβ, βHoly Diverβ, and so on.Β Dio Massages became a regular weekend ritual.
So, when I picked up Holy Diver β Live, I was stoked! Β I got it cheap, used, which was not always easy with new metal releases. Β Metal fans tend to hang on to their new releases, since theyβre not always easy to come across in mainstream retail outlets.Β Β Jen and IΒ listened to disc one, and went to bed.
I had rather stupidly left the CD case (with second disc still inside) on the end table. Β Right next to Jenβs can of diet Pepsi.Β An idiot could have predicted what would happen next. Β My only defense is βI am not an idiot!β but it didnβt save my Dio CD. Β Jen reached for her diet Pepsi, missed, and spilled.Β Dio was drenched β the booklet, the back cover, and the second disc. Β I owned the CD for less than a day, and it was already wrecked. Β In the morning, the second disc (previously mint) had little beads of dried Pepsi on it. Β The booklet and back cover were a lost cause.Β Couldn’t even open the booklet, like a teenager’s first Playboy mag!
I called up my buddy at the store where I had bought the CD. Β Weβll call him βSteven Tylerβ as an alias. Β (He happens to share the name of a famous rock star in real life.)
βSteven!Β You got any more of those Dio live albums floating around in the system?β
βNope, sorry man.Β You got the only one,β said Steven.
I ordered a replacement copy from Amazon later that morning.Β New.Β Over $30 all said and done.
MORAL:Β DO NOT LEAVE YOUR DIO DISCS NEXT TO A CAN OF DIET PEPSI OVERNIGHT!
I still love my wife more than anything.Β She still loves “Rainbow in the Dark”.














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