Happy hump day. ย For this edition of WTF, I’ve collected 10 of the weirdest sexual phrases that, somehow, some way, Googled these people to me. ย Missed the last edition? ย Click here!
What’s Your Poo Telling You? by Josh Richman and Anish Sheth M.D.
Illustrated by Peter Arkle, Chronicle Books, 96 pages
If you’re like me, you probably enjoy a good read while droppin’ a deuce. ย And if you’re not like me, don’t judge; no, just take a look at all the Uncle John’s reader’s in the humour section of the local bookstore. ย Who’s laughing now? ย Uncle John, all the way to the bank!
Obviously, I’m ย not alone.
A Christmas gift from my lovely wife, Mrs LeBrain, What’s Your Poo Telling You? by Josh Richman and Dr. Anish Sheth, is an informative illustrated reference book. ย For health purposes. ย For example, let’s say you encounter the health problem knownย colloquiallyย as “Log Jam”. ย Turn to page 62: ย lack of water and/or dietary fiber cause stool to be too hard to pass. ย Ahh! ย I see! ย Treatment: ย enemas or…ewwww!…”manual disimpaction”.
Other conditions or events covered in the book include: ย “Floaters vs. Sinkers”, “Rambo Poo”, “Number Three” (aka “Butt Piss”), the “Streak”, and many more. ย Each article includes health tips, a biology lesson of the gastrointestinal variety, and many are illustrated.
There are also interesting factual articles to enjoy, such as a page on dinosaur droppings, and one on toilets owned by presidents and royalty.
For even more fun, be sure to check out the sequel, What’s My Pee Telling Me? ย This helpful tome includes content on farts, pee, and even more poo. ย New conditions discussed include “Itchy Poo” and “Poonami”.
I strongly recommended one or both of these books to concerned citizens everywhere.