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REVIEW: Judas Priest – Hero, Hero (1981)

JUDAS PRIEST – Hero, Hero (1981 Gull)

It’s true: Β By all measurements, Hero, Hero is an exploitive compilation of Judas Priest material. Β Their first record label, Gull, was prone to do this. Β However this is no typical “hits” set; this one is of interest to collectors and die hard fans.

Hero, HeroΒ (named for a lyric from the song “Dying to Meet You”) was originally released in 1981 to take advantage of Priest’s rising star. The original two releases on Gull records, Rocka Rolla and Sad Wings Of Destiny, had been exploited previously in a compilation called The Best Of Judas Priest, which was a single record. Hero, Hero was a double record which included all ofΒ Rocka Rolla and most of Sad Wings, as well as the crucial Joan Baez cover, “Diamonds and Rust”, in an alternate take (previously heard on Best Of).

So, if you have all that material already, why is this album required at all? Β Cover art aside, of course. Β That cover (a pre-existing painting) is brilliant. Β There is also a Kiss bootleg called Barbarize with the same cover.

The reason is revealed in the liner notes. All of Rocka Rolla had been remixed for this release. Why is unknown, as that record sounded just fine for what it is. The remixes are, in general, not even all that different. The major changes are made during “Cheater”, the “Winter” suite, and “Rocka Rolla” itself, during which major portions of the songs are noticeably shifted around. “Rocka Rolla” has its verses rearranged, and there’s a burst of harmonica in “Cheater” where there never was before.

The remix done to Rocka Rolla doesn’t really add or subtract anything from the album, which makes it that much harder to understand why it was done. Β Why Gull records spent the money to remix these tracks is unknown, and the names of the engineers involved are a mystery. Β But there it is: Β Rocka Rolla remixed in its entirety but not in order, here on the Hero, Hero album. Β Because they’re less familiar to the ear, they sound fresh, but in many cases you’d struggle to point out differences. Β A little reverb here, a little echo there.

Highlights including a bluesy “Cheater” and the flanged chug of “Diamonds and Rust”. Β The six tracks from Sad Wings of Destiny are brilliant. Β “Dreamer Deceiver” and “Deceiver” are used to open this CD, but that is not the original running order. Β Normally the album begins with “Prelude” and “Tyrant”, also from Sad Wings. Β The original Canadian cassette version on Attic maintained the original running order with “Prelude” at the start. Β Essentially, the Connoisseur Collection CD has side one and side two flipped.

Fair warning to CD buyers: Β There are some shoddy reissues of this album that don’t have the remixed tracks. Β Transluxe is one such version. Β To make your life easier you might just want to look for an original 1981 LP. Β The pictured CD from Connoisseur Collection (1995) does have the remixes, so you’re good to go if you spot one.

3/5 stars

 

RE-REVIEW: KISS – Animalize Live Uncensored (2 CD broadcast)

TheΒ KISS RE-REVIEW SERIESΒ Part 26:Β 

 

Β – Animalize Live UncensoredΒ (from 4 CD setΒ Radio Waves 1974-1988) (2015 American Icons broadcast release)

The Animalize tour was the most successful that Kiss had done since the original lineup. Β It was an exciting stage show including a finale with the band playing on a levitating platform over the stage. Β It was logical to film the Detroit concert, returning to the Cobo Hall where much of Kiss Alive! was forged in 1975. Β It had been a long time since Kiss released anything live. Β The sequel album Alive II came in 1977, and then Kiss underwent radical upheaval and change, as we have documented through this series. Β  In the 1970s there was a pattern: Β Three studio albums and then a live album. Β Animalize was the sixth studio album since Alive IIΒ with no Alive III on the horizon.

Fans had their own theories as to why Alive III never materialized when due, but it likely has a lot to do with the lineup changes, shifts in direction, and fading fortunes. Β These events all struck right around the time when the third live album would have been appropriate, but as Kiss replaced members and took off the makeup, they had to re-establish themselves as a valid, current entity not dependant on past glories.

The Animalize Cobo Hall concert that was filmed was released in 1985 as the home video, Animalize Live Uncensored. Β For an entire generation of Kiss fans, Animalize Live Uncensored was our own Alive III. Β You could break down KISStory up to this point into three distinct eras as seen in the chart below.
Kiss had a whole new generation of fans, the MTV generation, who associated the makeup with ancient history. Β We didn’t have our own Kiss Alive. Β Without one, we made Animalize Live Uncensored into our unofficial Alive III.

Kiss were introducing yet another guitar player to the fans, but Bruce Kulick was fitting in great. Β Animalize Live Uncensored gave the fans at home a chance to check out his interpretations of new and old Kiss classics. Β He gave the Mark St. John tracks a smoother soloing style with more emphasis on hooky licks. Β The threw on tons of the flash that was in vogue at the time, but he didn’t showboat. Β He did exactly what the bosses (Paul and Gene) wanted, and he did it well enough to win over fans and keep the gig.

The Kiss of the 80s were way, way faster than the Kiss of the 70s. Β Eric Carr could play things that Peter Criss couldn’t, and speed was in fashion. Β Even old songs like “Cold Gin” and “Detroit Rock City” were sped up and 80s-ized. Β The fast stuff from their 80s albums, like “Fits Like a Glove” and “Young and Wasted” are done up even faster. Β Lots of songs by the original band such as “Shout it Out Loud”, “Christine Sixteen”, “Firehouse”, “Strutter” and many more were dropped in favour of new ones. Β “Under the Gun”, “Thrills in the Night” and “Heaven’s on Fire” were the newest, while plenty of songs from Lick it Up and Creatures were also retained. Β Using the chart above for reference, only five Kiss songs from the first two eras combined were included. Β The third era, never before represented in live form, gets ten tracks. Β The rest of the space is taken up by solos: Β Paul Stanley (guitar), Gene Simmons (bass) and Eric Carr (drums). Β There is no Bruce Kulick solo. Β As you have probably surmised, a Paul Stanley feature solo is as basic as they get, with Gene’s only a modicum more memorable. Β Eric Carr’s is fun and flashy — more so on video.

One big highlight ofΒ Animalize Live Uncensored is Eric Carr’s lead vocal debut on a Kiss release. Β The Fox was given “Young and Wasted” from Lick It Up to sing, in addition to Peter Criss’ part in “Black Diamond”. Β And so Kiss fans began a long and painful wait to hear him sing something on a Kiss studio album.

For dyed in the wool Kiss fans, Animalize Live Uncensored is universally remembered for mainly one thing: Β that is Paul Stanley’s epic song introductions. Β “Love Gun” is the most legendary, a tale of Paul “partying” too much and having to go to the doctor to get himself checked out. Β The nurse decides to “start this examination just a little bit early” and asks Paul to remove his pants…where she discovers his (wait for it) “LOVE GUN”! Β There are so many great Paul intros on this video that it’s worth checking out for them alone. Β Full visuals help.

But what about a CD release, for that generation of fans for whom this is their Alive III? Β There are options. Β None are perfect. Β In fact, there isn’t even a DVD version. Β There are only semi-official looking bootlegs and the old original VHS. Β For CDs, you must go with a radio broadcast release, and none are perfect. Β Single disc versions are obviously trimmed for time and usually have 15 tracks including a couple solos. Β There is also a two disc broadcast from WLLZ in Detroit which has all 18 songs and all the solos too. Β This is available on a quadruple disc set called Radio Waves 1974-1988, released in 2015.* Β It even has intros and raps not includedΒ on the original Animalize Live VHS release! Β “Black Diamond” has a much longer introduction and much of the talking isn’t available elsewhere. Β During the encores, they mess around with the traditional “Oh Susannah”. Β The other intros and raps, the classic ones, are edited or missing completely! Β You just can’t win.

Only one track from this concert has been officially released on LP and CD: Β “Heaven’s On Fire”, which was Kiss’ contribution to Ronnie James Dio’s Hear N’ Aid – Stars album in 1986. Β Kiss completists will want to make sure they have that one.

One could meticulously paste in all of Paul Stanley’s missing and edited stage raps, and add them to your tracklist. Β It would be bloody time consuming. Β You’d have to listen to your compiled creation a few times to justify the time spent putting it together. Β But it could be done. Β It really is a shame that this broadcast CD is a few intros shy of complete. Β The sound is iffy at times too, with a lot of static where there shouldn’t be. Β But for the time being, it’s the best we got.

3/5 stars

To be continued…

*CD 1 is Agora Ballroom, previously reviewed in a prior superior edition. Β CD 4 is Live at the Ritz 1988, but including the song “Reason to Live” often missing from the broadcast!

Original mikeladano.com review: Β 2012/08/01

 

 

 

 

 

#576: “Why’d You Lick My Pee-noose?” – The Sausagefest 2017 Countdown

GETTING MORE TALE #576: “Why’d You Lick My Pee-noose?”
The Sausagefest 2017 Countdown

By the time it was all over I fairly surmised that, personally speaking, Sausagefest 2017 (the 16th annual) was the best one yet.

There are many reasons for this. One happened by pure change.

The weather reports for the weekend were changing daily. I contacted Uncle Meat on Wednesday to tell him they were calling for rain all weekend. He responded, β€œNo they’re not, are you new?” But they were! And the next day, the forecasts had changed again.

By our Friday departure the skies were partly cloudy, but we’ve seen worse. After we arrived and set up our tents it started pouring for a short while. The old fire pit was flooded. When the rain stopped the decision was made to move the location for the Countdown, uphill on dry land. This was the first time the actual location had ever been changed after 15 years down by the river. It turned out that this was the best possible decision. The new location was wide open, more conductive to mingling and conversation, and as you have seen, provided some beautiful photographs. The new location will be permanent from now on.

I felt one of the reasons things went so well for me was good preparation, but that may not be the case. Uncle Meat also had a great time, and was so ill-prepared that he only arranged a tent to sleep in when we were halfway there! Way to be ready, Uncle Meat!

The vibe was right from the get-go and the Countdown began on time.

Highlights from the first night included some lesser-heard tracks:

  • Queen – β€œWe Will Rock You” – the β€œfast” version
  • Deep Purple – β€œVavoom: Ted the Mechanic”
  • Kiss – β€œShock Me” – live version from Alive II with solo
  • The Beatles – β€œHelter Skelter” – mono version
  • Queen – β€œMy Fairie King”
  • Mercyful Fate – β€œInto the Coven”

There were lots of cool tunes this year: 87 in total including tributes (more on those later). β€œIndians” by Anthrax was a perfectly appropriate song this year too, since I pulled a large chunk of my own recorded bits from the Brocket 99 CD, a spoof of reservation radio stations. (I voted for “Indians” as #22 on my list.)

And plenty more! You can check out the Countdown list yourself. It was also a treat hearing Ray Charles’ β€œMess Around”, which you probably know from John Candy in Planes Trains and Automobiles. Rainbow’s β€œLight in the Black” was a personal favourite for my air guitar workout.

The comedy sketches were on-point, and I had tears streaming down my face laughing so hard. The Lord of Lamb, Zach Britton, wrote a sketch regarding my insistence that a Bacon Big Mac is not the same thing as a Big Mac. Bacon is not in the Big Mac song, therefore a Bacon Big Mac is not the same thing. Britton rebutted me successfully, and hilariously. β€œLoosey Goosey” is now a catch-phrase. As a peace offering, he gifted me a bottle of Big Mac sauce.

The first night it rained, but it mattered not as we huddled in our waterproof tents. We were up by the crack of 10:00 to grab breakfast at the Spatula – not the β€œFlying” Spatula anymore, please note. They have officially changed the name of the place, but still offer the β€œFlesherton Fill-up” for breakfast. Not as large, nor as good as it was in the past. On the way up, Uncle Meat yelled β€œLoosey Goosey!” at anyone we passed on the road.

You have to give credit to our Spatula server Heather. I sat with Max β€œI’m kind of a big deal” the Axe, and I got to witness him working his magic on Heather the server. He promised her the last CD copy in existence of one of his albums. What a deal! Max told me I had a good singing voice. Was he hitting on me, too? Wayne also had a golden line at the store Top of the Rock, with the girl who was distributing bags of ice. β€œAre you the ice lady? Ice to meet you!”

There was a new exciting twist this year at the 16th Sausagefest. Submitting lists (aka β€œpaying your rock and roll taxes”) has long been a problem. Some people are always prompt. Those people were rewarded with an extra song, a β€œtribute” this year. Mine was The Police – β€œNext to You”. That was a blast for air guitar. You can see by the list at bottom, only eight people got tributes. That means only eight people got their lists in on time without nagging! Due to the amount of time it takes to compile the votes and actually record the Countdown, it was decided that this time, you must vote for 2018’s songs by the end of the weekend. And so Saturday afternoon was spent socially compiling lists. It was weird seeing a bunch of guys at Sausagefest with clipboards and pens, furiously writing, colluding and discussing. It was also successful. All lists are in. There will be a whole year to compile and record for 2018!

The second evening had more great rock. Ghost, Dunsmuir, The Sword, Iron Maiden, CCR, Floyd, Purple, Tenacious D, Sabbath and Zeppelin…all building up to the top ten. Not only building up to the top ten, but also setting up the very first Sausagefest live theater….

There were plenty of fake-out tracks in the top ten, as they pretended they couldn’t read the songs written on Uncle Meat’s upper thigh. Sabbath, Rush and Metallica were played eventually. After the #2 track β€œThe Immigrant Song” (Zeppelin), there was an announcement made.

Tom, father of four, the co-founder, the Captain himself, wanted to take a step back. Recording the Countdown was no longer possible for him, due to family demands at home. This made sense, since the guy does have four rugrats and was absent from some of the top ten due to a supposed argument with his wife about it. They saved the announcement for the #1 spot. Only one person was told in advance, and that was the immortal Lord of Lamb himself, Zach Britton. As the song lyrics state, β€œHe is the reason we still do this shit.” He was given a 20 minute heads-up to collect his emotions.

As the announcement was made, they said there would be no #1 song this year. They’d play it first in 2018. Instead, they played the traditional β€œHappy Trails” by Van Halen as Tom clinked glasses and shook hands with attendees. And then Zach got up to make a speech. He was obviously still shocked and upset by this sad turn of events.

His speech began as expected: melodramatic, sad, and stirring…until it was interrupted.

There was a 4 minute 30 second gap built into the Countdown…specifically timed for Zach to start his speech but not finish. All part of the pre-planned β€œlive theater”. Then….

β€œZACH BRITTON!” boomed the speakers.

Suddenly the Countdown recording continued, as a pre-recorded Bucky urged Zach to shut the fuck up and sit back down because he had just been pranked! Tom wasn’t retiring. Zach didn’t have a clue, nor did any of the rest of us! We all bought it, hook line and sinker, even though Tom has 12 months to record for 2018. It seemed so believable especially with that supposed β€œargument” with his wife built into the recordings. So I raised my goblet of Romulan Ale to Zach β€œthe Lord of Lamb” Britton for being a great sport and a diamond geezer! The β€œlive theater”, the first ever attempted at Sausagefest, was a tremendous success. As Uncle Meat said afterwards, β€œThey will never ever trust us again.” It easily could have gone sideways, if Zach didn’t stand up to make his speech. They were counting on him and he fell right into it. Brilliant live theater!

The actual #1 song, played after the live theater, was β€œCygnus X-1” by Rush, a fantastic song on which to close.

The following morning, we packed up to go home. As per usual, Uncle Meat kept singing and repeating one sentence. This year, it was a ditty called β€œWhy’d You Lick My Penis (Rectum)”.*

β€œWhy’d you lick my pee-noose…why’d you lick my pee-noose, rectum…” Over and over again. You can hear this on the Sausagefest video.

We made our way home, but for many of the guys, it was time to rock again. Five Alarm Funk played a free show in London on Sunday night, and a few tired β€˜Festers trekked out to party some more. Totally fitting, since Five Alarm Funk had three songs on this year’s Countdown.

What a Sausagefest! Best one ever? Until next year, maybe….

THE COUNTDOWN

1 Cygnus X-1 Rush
2 The Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin
3 Blackened Metallica
4 Heaven and Hell Black Sabbath
5 La Villa Strangiato Rush
6 Sweat Five Alarm Funk
7 Burn Deep Purple
8 When the Levee Breaks Led Zeppelin
9 Atlas Rise Metallica
10 Rocky Raccoon The Beatles
11 Green Machine Kyuss
12 The Chain Fleetwood Mac
13 Quick Death in Texas Clutch
14 Muffin Man Frank Zappa
15 Cloak of Feathers The Sword
16 Sabotage Beastie Boys
17 Consolers of the Lonely The Raconteurs
18 Space Truckin’ Deep Purple
19 Zenith Escalator Five Alarm Funk
20 Pigs (Three Different Ones) Pink Floyd
21 Cocaine Eric Clapton
22 Tribute Tenacious D
23 Wasted Years Iron Maiden
24 Fortunate Son CCR
25 The Mob Goes Wild Clutch
26 Smokey Funkadelic
27 Time Travelling Blues Orange Goblin
28 Supernaut Black Sabbath
29 46 and 2 Tool
30 Freya The Sword
31 Money For Nothing Dire Straits
32 The Lemon Song Led Zeppelin
33 Square Hammer Ghost
34 Hung on the Rocks Dunsmuir
35 Cosmo Bozo Orange Goblin
36 Layla Derek and the Dominoes
37 Electric Worry Clutch
38 Odyssey Kyuss
39 Catholic Girls Frank Zappa
40 Vidage 10,000 Mods
41 Nautical Disaster Tragically Hip
42 Skullduggin Black Joe Lewis
43 Squash That Fly Fu Manchu
44 Holy Wars Megadeth
45 I Should Have Known It Tom Petty
46 Great Gig in the Sky Pink Floyd
47 Heart of the Sunrise Yes
48 Inside Looking Out Grand Funk Railroad
49 Boston Rag Steely Dan
50 Lady Writer Dire Straits
51 Helter Skelter The Beatles
52 My Fairie King Queen
53 Into the Coven Mercyful Fate
54 After the Gold Rush Neil Young
55 Watcher of the Skies Genesis
56 Shock Me Kiss
57 Pusherman Curtis Mayfield
58 Domino Masters of Reality
59 The Soft Parade The Doors
60 Smoke 2 Joints Sublime
61 Cosmic Fiend The Black Crowes
62 London Calling The Clash
63 DeanTown Vulfpeck
64 Light in the Black Rainbow
65 Wha Cha Want Beastie Boys
66 Mess Around Ray Charles
67 500 Miles John Garcia
68 Ted the Mechanic Deep Purple
69 Ripoff T Rex
70 We Will Rock You – Fast Queen
71 Everyday People Sly and the Family Stone
72 (NOT SURE?) (Uncle Meat??)
73 Our Only Master Dunsmuir
74 We All Scream Five Alarm Funk
75 Dinosaur King Crimson
76 She Caught the Katy The Blues Brothers
77 Take Off Bob and Doug McKenzie
78 Indians Anthrax
79 Low Hanging Fruit Tenacious D
Β  Β  Β 
Β  Β  Β 
Β  TRIBUTES Β 
Β  Β  Β 
ALFRED Old Time Rock and Roll Bob Seger
LADANO Next to You The Police
MICHAEL Don’t Fear the Reaper Blue Oyster Cult
PHIL Sinner Judas Priest
FRANK Ride Captain Ride Blues Image Ltd.
TYLER W Belly of the Beast Anthrax
RYAN Paranoid Android Radiohead
ROB A Tricky Run DMC

*Search terms on that one oughtta be funny.

A New Twist: Sausagefest 2017

Sausagefest 2017 unveils its new surprise twist: Β we are all voting for next year’s songs, right now. Β All lists must be turned in Sunday when voting is closed.

Because of the enormous numbers of hours to put together the Sausagefest countdown, this will give us a whole year to record for next year. Β No more last minute panics and logistical problems.

It’s been a fun afternoon!

 

REVIEW: Alice Cooper – The Life and Crimes of (1999 box set)

ALICE COOPER – The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper (1999 Rhino 4 CD set)

With the benefit of hindsight, 1999 was way too early for Alice Cooper to be looking back with a comprehensive box set. Β His new album Paranormal will be out this month. Β He’s been consistently touring and recording. Β The picture was different in 1999 though, since Alice had been quietly under the radar for much of the decade and there was no sign of new music coming.

This Rhino box set is pretty comprehensive. Β Though there are plenty more rarities out there to get on singles and elsewhere, Rhino served up a very generous selection of them. Β Starting in 1966 with singles by The Spiders and The Nazz, Alice’s sound begins to evolve. Β Those early bands were 4/5 of the original Alice Cooper group: Β only drummer Neal Smith had yet to join. Β The early singles are unfocused compared to what Alice was going to do in a couple years. Β “Don’t Blow Your Mind” and “Lay Down and Die, Goodbye” (sometimes known as “I’ve Written Home to Mother”) are sloppy psychedelia. Β “Hitch Hike” is like rockabilly. Β “Why Don’t You Love Me” is late 60s style rock and roll with a nice harmonica part. Β It sounds influenced by the Beatles.

A demo version of “Nobody Likes Me” is the first “official” Alice Cooper Group track and it sees the sound veer closer to where they were headed. Β It has a sing-song melody that recalls “School’s Out” later on. Β A few tracks from Alice’s first two albums (Pretties For You and Easy Action) demonstrate a work in progress. Β “Reflected” is an early version of something that would be re-written as “Elected”. Β The band was still very psychedelic and not as tight as they would become.

There is a sudden shift, and Alice Cooper emerges as the classic artist we know and love when he hooked up with producer extraordinaire Bob Ezrin. Β “Caught in a Dream” (a single edit) and a number of essential tracks from Love It to Death kick the box set right in the ass and it suddenly becomes a very engaging listen, when before it was just…interesting. Β A quintet of songs from the next album Killer are just as special, though including “Halo of Flies” would have been appropriate too.

Before heading into the School’s Out material there is a rare demo entitled “Call it Evil”. Β A small portion of the music would make it into the the classic West Side Story tribute “Gutter Cat vs. the Jets” (also included), but this is its own song and otherwise unreleased. Β The single version of “School’s Out” Β is an obvious inclusion, but these two are the only tracks from School’s Out, a baffling set of omissions. Β Granted, “School’s Out” plays like a concept album and is tricky to split up for a box set, but it is under-represented here, period.

Billion Dollar Babies is considered a peak of this period, and gets five tracks of its own, all brilliant. Β “Elected” is the single version. Β “No More Mr. Nice Guy” is a highlight of Alice’s entire career and it still sounds fresh. Β Another rarity ensues which is “Slick Black Limousine”, a UK exclusive flexi-disc release. Β It sounds more like early Alice Cooper group material, with Alice doing his best Elvis. Β The end of the original group was nigh, unfortunately, and Alice’s next album Muscle of Love was noticeably lacking something. Β Maybe it’s because Bob Ezrin didn’t produce it, but the band was also on the verge of splitting. Β Addictions were hurting them. Β They were still making great rock and roll, just not…as great. Β “Respect for the Sleepers” is a demo version of “Muscle of Love”, an unreleased track with lyrics inspired by Alice’s “dead drunk friends” (Jimi, Janis, Jim). Β There are more songs from Muscle of Love included than there were for School’s Out, which is odd but alright.

At this point, Alice split from the original band. Β Then there are a pair of rarities featuring Alice from an obscure rock opera called Flash Fearless Vs. the Zorg Women, Pts. 5 & 6. Β Before Queen, there was this Flash Gordon album and Alice’s tracks feature players like John Entwistle, Kenney Jones, Nicky Hopkins, Bill Bruford and Keith Moon as “Long John Silver”. Β “I’m Flash” and “Space Pirates” are mere curiosities, but it’s stuff like this that makes buying a box set so much more worth it. Β Where else would you hear these tracks? Β Both feature Alice’s delicious trademark sneer.

Alice’s solo career really began with 1975’s Welcome to My Nightmare. Β He and Bob Ezrin went all-in with an elaborate horror rock concept album featuring a number of classics. Β “Welcome to My Nightmare” and “Only Women Bleed” are single versions, and it’s fantastic that the blazing “Escape” was included. Β Another concept album, Alice Cooper Goes to Hell, was not as strong. Β Only two tracks are included, but both were singles. Β “Go to Hell” is a must-have.

The third CD in this box set commences a murky period. Β Alice was making albums frequently, but they weren’t as well received and many dwell in obscurity. Β Lace and Whiskey was pretty good, and “It’s Hot Tonight” is a great track to start the disc. Β Meanwhile, original band members Michael Bruce, Neal Smith and Dennis Dunaway formed the Billion Dollar Babies. Β They made one album called Battle Axe, and their cool rock track “I Miss You” is included. Β That’s a nice touch, because for the first seven albums those guys were as important as Vincent Furnier (aka Alice Cooper). Β Michael Bruce sings, but lead guitarist Glen Buxton was more or less incapacitated by addiction and wasn’t invited. Β “Battle Axe” sounds like a natural continuation of the Muscle of Love sound. Β A bunch more rarities are incoming: Β a torch ballad called “No Time for Tears” (unreleased) and “Because”, the Beatles cover featuring the Bee Gees. Β This was from that pretty mediocre Sgt. Peppers tribute album from 1978, so it’s great to be able to get it in a box set. Β Alice’s interpretation is creepy, and the Bee Gees are immaculate.

Moving on to his next solo album, Alice changed direction on From the Inside.Β  He had just gotten out of rehab (an actual mental hospital) and made a concept album with David Foster and Bernie Taupin about the experience. Β The title track is included as a single version, and you also get the beautifully campy ballad “How You Gonna See Me Now”. Β It was a single too, and its B-side “No Tricks” is also included. Β It is a duet with soul singer Betty Wright. Β Disc three is generous in rarities. Β Another one called “Road Rats” (produced by Todd Rundgren) is a decent rocker from a movie called Roadies.

Alice moved into the 1980s on Flush the Fashion which employed some new wave and punk influences. Β Its two best songs, “Clones (We’re All)” and “Pain” are included. Β 1981 brought Special Forces and more rarities. Β “Who Do You Think We Are” is a single version, and “Look at You Over There, Ripping the Sawdust from My Teddy Bear” is a synthy unreleased song pulled last minute from the album. Β Then there is “For Britain Only”, the stripped-back rocker from the EP of the same name. Β “I Am the Future” is a single version originally from 1982’s Zipper Catches Skin. Β Completing this era (sometimes called Alice’s “blackout period”) are a pair of tracks from DaDa (1983). Β Alice had moved as far as he would go into the high-tech synthesizer direction, and he soon cleaned up for good. Β A couple odds and ends tidy up the tracks from this era. Β “Identity Crisises” and “See Me in the Mirror” are previously unreleased songs from the Monster Dog movie (1984) which starred Alice. Β These are very low-fi tracks, but “Identity Crisises” is actually pretty cool.

The final track on the third disc is the first one from Alice’s big comeback period. Β “Hard Rock Summer” is a fun heavy metal rocker from the Jason Lives soundtrack. Β It’s cheesy but also previously unavailable. Β The fourth and final CD picks up there, with two more rarities from the same movie. Β “He’s Back (The Man Behind the Mask)” is included in demo and movie mix versions. Β Onto 1986’s Constrictor LP, you get the enjoyable “Teenage Frankenstein”. Β By 1987 Alice was telling us to Raise Your Fist and YellΒ on “Freedom”. Β The excellent “Prince of Darkness” is also from that album, but then there are two more rarities. Β Alice cut a re-recording of “Under My Wheels” with Axl Rose, Slash and Izzy Stradlin for the movie The Decline of Western Civilization Part 2: The Metal Years. Unlike many re-recordings, this one is well worth it because hey, it’s Guns N’ fuckin’ Roses.

Alice’s sound got slicker moving into the late 80s. “I Got a Line on You” is a Spirit cover from the movie Iron Eagle II. There is a notable shift towards mainstream hard rock, and this spilled over onto the next album Trash (1989). Β This box set has three songs from Trash, but one is the irritatingly bad title track featuring Jon Bon Jovi. Β His sound got a little tougher on Hey StoopidΒ (1991) from which you get a single version of the title track, and “Feed My Frankenstein” (also from Wayne’s World). Β The Hendrix cover “Fire” is the last song from this period, which was a B-side. Β Unfortunately another B-side called “It Rained All Night” is a superior song, but not included.

Alice took another short break between albums before emerging in 1994 with another critically acclaimed concept album, The Last Temptation. Β Alice shed the trappings of the 80s and the album is held in high esteem today as a diverse combination of the 70s and 90s. Β Three tracks represent it, but it’s hard not to wish “Side Show” was also included.

The Last Temptation was Alice’s last studio album when this box was released in 1999. Β In the meantime, Alice made friends with Rob Zombie who was obviously influenced by the Coop. Β They collaborated on a song called “Hands of Death (Burn Baby Burn)” for an X-Files CD. Β This box set has the unreleased “Spookshow 2000 Mix”. Β The track points in the direction of Alice’s next album Brutal Planet.

This box set is quite an epic journey, with many facets and side roads. Β A trip like this needs an appropriate closing, and Rhino did something interesting to do that. Β They broke the chronological format they used for the majority of the set, and slid in the acoustic rocker “Is Anyone Home?”. Β This was a studio track included on Alice’s 1997 live album A Fistful of Alice. Β This serves as the climax, and “Stolen Prayer” from The Last Temptation is the finale. Β “Stolen Prayer” is a powerful duet with the late Chris Cornell. Β It was always a perfect closer, but now it’s…also sad.

It should be obvious now that The Life and Crimes of Alice Cooper is a worthwhile box set even for fans who own every album. Β The wealth of rarities are just a taste, but they certainly scratch a lot of track off of collector’s lists. Β Many remain exclusive to this box set. Β On top of that, it is simply a good listen, bumpy start aside.

4.5/5 stars