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Editorial: Gene Simmons of KISS makes some incredibly stupid comments

Today on 107.5 Dave FM, near the start of the Craig Fee Show, I heard those opening chords to “Detroit Rock City”. Β Then, I heard Craig say, “No, no, no. Β I will not play this band today.” Β He then cut directly into “A Lil’ Ain’t Enough” by David Lee Roth.

There are Kiss boycotts happening right now on radio stations all over the world.

Gene Simmons is not a stupid man. Β Nor, do I believe, is he a bad man. Β The work he has done for veterans and other causes has been admirable. Β He’sΒ alsoΒ known for opening his big yap and spouting his personal politics to anyone who will listen. Β When Gene said this, I simply could not believe it:

“Drug addicts and alcoholics are always, ‘The world is a harsh place.’ My mother was in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany. I don’t want to hear f**k all about ‘the world as a harsh place.’ She gets up every day, smells the roses and loves life. And for a putz, 20-year-old kid to say, ‘I’m depressed, I live in Seattle.’ F**k you, then kill yourself.

“I never understand, because I always call them on their bluff. I’m the guy who says ‘Jump!’ when there’s a guy on top of a building who says, ‘That’s it, I can’t take it anymore, I’m going to jump.’ Are you kidding? Why are you announcing it? Shut the f**k up, have some dignity and jump! You’ve got the crowd.”

Hot on the heels of the suicide of the much-beloved Robin Williams, Simmons’ carelessness was shocking to me. Nikki Sixx called him out on it, and said, “What if somebody heard those words and did kill themselves, Gene?”

Today Gene offered up an apology of sorts.

“To the extent my comments reported by the media speak of depression, I was wrong and in the spur of the moment made remarks that in hindsight were made without regard for those who truly suffer the struggles of depression…I sincerely apologize to those who were offended by my comments. I recognize that depression is very serious and very sad when it happens to anyone, especially loved ones. I deeply support and am empathetic to anyone suffering from any disease, especially depression.”

I have been a member of the Kiss Army since 1985. Β I have always loved their music, and always will. Β I realized a long time ago, probably since the mid-90’s, that Gene Simmons is an asshole. Β He even named his solo album Asshole. Β We all know that Gene spouts crap about anything and everything, as is his right. Β Just like it’s my right to call him out on it.

Gene,Β to this day depressionΒ comes with a huge stigma. Β Some don’t recognize it as an illness. Β Some think “just cheer up,” is the solution. Β Sadly, some in the medical field don’t even understand depression, the pain it can cause (both emotional and physical) and how it can devastate a life. Β  I hope that you learned a valuable lesson from this Gene. Β I hope you choose to learn more about depression and mental illness. Β After all, next it could be your son Nick, or your daughter Sophie, who fall ill with an awful mental illness that people don’t fully understand. Β It can happen to anyone regardless of who they are, or how hard they work, or how much success they have. Β I hope, Gene, that you will treat everyone who suffers from these terrible illnesses with the same compassion that I expect you would treat Nick and Sophie with.

I still love Kiss. Β But Gene, you named that solo album correctly, because you’ve acted like a total asshole.

REVIEW: Helix – half-ALIVE (1998)

“Ain’t no rest for the Helix band!” – Brian Vollmer

HELIX – half-ALIVE (1998 DeRock)

The 90’s weren’t a kind decadeΒ to Helix. Longtime guitarist Paul Hackman was killed in a 1992 auto accident. Without any Helix tracks written for a new album, Brian Vollmer chose to reconceive his in-the-works solo album as a Helix one,Β It’s a Business Doing Pleasure. The largely acoustic leanings of that (excellent) album didn’t fit with the overall Helix sound, and the album was tragically ignored. It would be five years before half-ALIVEΒ finally followed it.

With their original heavy rock sound intact, Helix came roaring back with this mostly live, partly studio recording. With some live gigs recorded, as well as a handful of unreleased and unfinished new songs, half-ALIVE maybe should have been called one-third-ALIVE. Either way, it rocks. If you’ve seen this band live, then you know how much they kick it on stage.

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After the death of Paul Hackman, it seemed like Helix became more a “project” than a band, with rotating members around the nucleus of Brian Vollmer (vocals) and Daryl Gray (bass). On half-ALIVE, you will hear appearances from members such as Greg “Fritz” Hinz (drums), Paul Hackman and Dr. Doerner (guitars), and even a song written by Mike Uzelac, their bass player when they signed to Capitol RecordsΒ Β (who was actually a missing person for a longΒ time). In addition, newer members like drummer Glen “Archie” Gamble and guitarists Denny Balicki, Gary Borden, Rick Mead and Mark Chichkan all contribute. These guys helped keep Helix going as a touring entity in the 90’s. Β Gamble in particular, since he was in the band for almost a whole decade.

Could the Helix of the 90’s cut it as much as the classic 80’s band? The five studio tracks roar “yes”! A far cry from the acoustic rock of It’s a Business Doing Pleasure, this is a return to the hard rock/metal sounds of Walkin’ the Razor’s Edge. Best tracks among the studio crop are “Wrecking Ball”, Steppenwolf’s “The Pusher” and a ballad called “The Same Room” (the single). Β “Big Bang Boom” is the only one I do not care for. Β The rest are decent songs, not necessarily career highlights, but solid. Β Of course, Vollmer’s voice is in fine form. Β It always is. Β No matter what Helix do on an album, you can count on Brian’s vocals sounding as theyΒ always has. Β That’s his Bel Canto training.

Video shoot for the unreleased “The Same Room” clip

From there we go to the live material. Virtually all the hits are present (“Rock You”, “Running Wild In The 21st Century”, “Good To The Last Drop”, “Heavy Metal Love”, “Wild In The Streets”, etc.) There’s also a new acoustic composition called “Smile”, written and performed by Gary Borden. What really sets this live stuff apart from their studio albums is Vollmer’s friendly on-stage banter. As he relates a tale of staying in a hotel in Seaforth Ontario (population at the time: less than 2000), you’ll laugh along, especially if you’ve been there! Β Equally good is Brian’s mid-song speech in “No Rest for the Wicked”. (Hits that are missing include “The Kids are all Shakin'”.)

The live songs wereΒ taken from various tours, 1992-1997, so there are a variety of material and band members (as noted above). Yet there’s a cohesiveness that similar live albums lack. The songs are mixed together and flow seamlessly, and you really can’t hear the five years passing. The sound is hard, clear, and rocking, and begs the question: “What took them five years to release this stuff?” I guess it was circumstance. Β It had nothing to do with quality, that’s for sure. Β The performances are raw though, and it doesn’t sound like much in terms of overdubs was done to the recordings.

My only real complaint about this otherwiseΒ competent liveΒ album is the cheesy cover art. Up close, it kind of looks cheap and crappy. And Brian’s haircut…I’m sorry man! I’ve met Brian and he was so cool and kind, so I hate to say bad things, but yeah…I’m glad you grew your hair back man!

4/5 stars

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HELIX HA_0004Below: Β Promo CD single for “The Same Room”.

Part 312: Reader Poll – Coming to a Close

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RECORD STORE TALES Part 312: Β Reader Poll – Coming to a Close

Folks,

Sharing my Record Store TalesΒ with you these past two years has been something I’ve wanted to do for a long time. It took me years to finally start publishingΒ them, but all good things must come to an end. The seemingly bottomless well of Record Store Tales is now almost dry. I’ve plundered papers, hard drives, journals, photos and memories, but it was inevitable that eventually I’d run out of good stories to tell.

Sure, there will always be an occasion when I say, β€œThat reminds me of a Record Store Tale!” and I’m inspired to write some new content based on those memories. When that happens, I’ll post it. However, I do feel the need to wind down the Record Store Tales and get on with the ending, which was already written a long time ago. Β I like to write so much more than just album reviews. When the Record Store Tales are concluded with the proper ending, I want to continue the storytelling. Music and retail will remain the main focus, it’ll just be from the other side of the counter.

The problem is…I don’t have a title.

β€œRecord Store Tales” and…what? β€œPost-Record Store Tales”? β€œRecord Store Tales: The Next Generation”? β€œRecord Store Tales: The Other Side of the Counter”?

I invite you to come up with better titles than these. Submit ideas in comments below. There are no guarantees I’ll use your suggestion, but if I like it, you can be the person who names the next chapter of my story.

You in? Post your best ideas!

New book: Martin Popoff – Live Magnetic Air: The Unlikely Saga of the Superlative Max Webster

You know this is gonna be good. Popoff writing the definitive book on his fave band of all time? I’m in. I ordered this with his Scorpions bio.

Dirty details:

260 pages, 100,000 words. Pics: live, studio, records, etc.

The sound, as per Popoff: 92% Blue Oyster Cult crossed with Cheap Trick, topped by 4% Kansas and 4% Zappa.

I’ve made no secret of my love for this band, and Martin’s books.Β Β  Now he’s finally shedding light on a band about whom info is usually scarce.Β Β  It’s a must for me, and all fans of Canadian rock.

ContactΒ Martin, and his site for lots of books and ordering info. Martinpopoff.com.

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REVIEW: The Traveling Wilburys Collection (Bonus 12″ and DVD)

This series is dedicated to my mom! Not only did she a) buy me this box set, but b) introduced me to the artists in the first place. My mom’s favourite Beatle was George. She saw Roy Orbison live, at the old Glenbriar Curling Club on Weber St. in Waterloo. Later, she had theseΒ Traveling Wilburys albums on cassette.

Today is the final installment: theΒ DVD and bonus 12″ EP.

For Vol. 1, click here.
For Vol. 3, click here!

 

THE TRAVELING WILBURYS – Bonus 12″, DVDΒ (TheΒ Traveling Wilburys Collection 2007 Rhino)

As mentioned in the last two reviews, The Traveling Wilburys Collection came stuffed with bonus tracks — and more if you bought vinyl. Β Unfortunately, these bonus tracks (seven total) do not encompass all of the Traveling Wilburys rare tracks and B-sides. Β The missing tracks include:

  • “New Blue Moon” (instrumental version), from the “She’s My Baby” and “Wilbury Twist” singles.
  • The original mix of “Runaway” from the “She’s My Baby” single.

The tracks included feature a few B-sides and unreleased songs. Β I seem to recall in the 1980’s that extended mixes were very popular. Β The Wilburys released two as B-sides: Β “Handle With Care” and “End of the Line”. Β Both tracks are included with the vinyl version of the Collection. Β Basically, this involves adding instrumental sections throughout the song. Β Throw on some extra echo here and there. Β Each song is extended by about 2 minutes. Β With a vocal-heavy band like the Traveling Wilburys, this is actually quite a treat. Β It’s a chance to hear some of the bare acoustic instrumental tracks that are overshadowed by harmony vocals.

IMG_20140808_180434Exclusive to the vinyl version of the Collection, and previously unreleased, is the remix to “Not Alone Any More”. Β I have made no secret of my love for this song. Β This version emphasizes the lead vocal of Roy Orbison front and center. Β  Also unreleased, but included on the CD version, are “Maxine” and “Like a Ship”. Β Both tracks were old recordings, finished in 2007 for this release. Β Dhani Harrison and Jeff Lynne sang additional backing vocals, which is more than appropriate. Β You can tell both are from demo sources, by hints such as George’s “Alright, that’s it,” at the end of “Maxine”. Β “Maxine” is the better of the two songs; “Like a Ship” is a slow Bob Dylan trawl that gets decidedly Beatles-y by the end. Β Dhani Harrison plays the guitar solo, which is a standout.

Then there is “Nobody’s Child”, originally from the Nobody’s Child: Romanian Angel Appeal CD. Β I’ll admit I’ve never been fond of this sad song. Β This was the Wilburys first recording after the passing of Roy Orbison, and I’m glad to finally have it, but it’s not a favourite. Β Incidentally, George covered this song way back when he was in the Beatles, too.

Del Shannon’s “Runaway” is a favourite of mine. Β Β I love that “I wah wah wah wah wonder” chorus. Β I dug when Queen + Paul Rodgers covered it, but I doubtless first heard this in the movie American Graffiti. Β  It is said that when Roy Orbison died, Del Shannon was considered as a replacement. Β Unfortunately Shannon himself would soon be gone too; he never lived long enough to see the release of the Wilburys’ cover of “Runaway”Β in 1990. Β (He did however live long enough to hear Tom Petty mention the song in his 1989 hit “Running Down a Dream”.) Β Jeff Lynne sings lead on the Wilburys version, and he does a bang-up job. Β I like this version so much that I’m going to track down the “She’s My Baby” CD single so I can get the original mix too.

Included with the CD version of this set (but not the vinyl) is a DVD with a 24 minute documentary called “The True History of the Traveling Wilburys”. This fascinating inside look at the first album is well worth having. Β How often do you get to be a fly on a wall during a jam session like this? Β Never. Β It’s also very cool to see all five Wilburys recording vocals together in one room. Β Also included on the DVD are all of Β the Wilburys music videos, including “Inside Out” which I had never seen before.

The vinyl box not only has extra music, but also a poster and six postcards. Β Just paper, I know. Β The vinyl itself are presented on 180 gram records, which are always delightful to listen to. Β Take my word for it when I say that all three records sound amazing on my system.

The Wilburys never went on to record together again after Vol. 3, but a lot of fans consider Tom Petty’s Full Moon Fever to be something of an unofficial Wilburys album. Β Jeff Lynne’s first solo album Armchair Theater also has some Wilbury connections, and some of that jangly sound. Β All the Wilburys with the exception of Bob Dylan appeared on Roy Orbison’s last album, Mystery Girl.

As for The Traveling Wilburys Collection as a whole?

5/5 stars

REVIEW: The Traveling Wilburys Collection (Vol. 3)

This series is dedicated to my mom! Not only did she a) buy me this box set, but b) introduced me to the artists in the first place. My mom’s favourite Beatle was George. She saw Roy Orbison live, at the old Glenbriar Curling Club on Weber St. in Waterloo. Later, she had this Traveling Wilburys album on cassette, and that tape went up and back from the cottage many, many times!

In today’s installment, the second album, which of course is titledΒ Volume 3!

For Vol. 1, click here.

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THE TRAVELING WILBURYS – Volume 3Β (1990, part of the Traveling Wilburys Collection 2007 Rhino)

When I heard the first Wilburys single from Vol. 3, “She’s My Baby”, I was surprised how heavy it was. Β Jeff Lynne sings this grungy rocker, with Tom Petty and Bob Dylan. Β The dirty pick slides and guitar licks resembled heavy metal more than the Wilburys’ first album. Β And no wonder — it’s Gary Moore (“Ken Wilbury”) on lead guitar! “She’s My Baby” is a great rock song, but there’s no doubt that it alienated some fans as first single.

More in tune with the Wilburys vibe is Dylan’s “Inside Out”. Β This track boasts a strong Beatles-y chorus, but fairly dull verses. Β  “If You Belonged to Me” is better, a bit more upbeat, but melodically poor. Β It’s also the second Dylan lead vocal in a row, but it does boast one of his trademark harmonica breaks.

“The Devil’s Been Busy” featuresΒ lead vocals from everybody, and plenty of George Harrison’s sitar. Β It’s an interesting mix, but not a standout song. Β The sitar is the highlight; I always enjoy hearing it in a pop rock context. Β From “The Devil’s Been Busy” to “7 Deadly Sins”, this song sound likes like a balladΒ straight out of 1952. Β But it’s yet another Bob Dylan lead vocal. Β Five songs in, and it is readily apparent that Vol. 3 lacks the vocal variety of Vol. 1, and that is one of its weaknesses. Β Dylan is who he is, and a Dylan song isn’t usually as melodic as a George Harrison song.

Tom Petty redeems the album with “Poor House”, a down-home country boogie. Β Throw in some of George’s deliciousΒ guitars and you’ve got a song you can’t ignore. Β It’s this kind of diversity that a Wilburys record needs. Β This is the first bonafide classic on Vol. 3, the previous songs short of the mark.

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Bob’s back on “Where Were You Last Night?” Β This one has more presence from the other Wilburys and it’s stronger for it. Β It’s a tale about a girl who’s been “messing around”. Β  Β “Where were you last year? Β You sure as hell weren’t here.” Β Tom Petty returns for lead vocals on “Cool Dry Place” another enjoyable song, but not terribly memorable. Β It’s enjoyable hearing Tom listing all the instruments he has stored in his cool dry place, and kind of hilarious hearing him singing about mold and mildew! Β A pleasure to listen to, but not a classic.

“New Blue Moon” sounds a lot more like the first album. Β George and Jeff sound great singing together. Β All the guys contribute to a song that has a timeless sound. Β The ballad “You Took My Breath Away” is helmed by Tom Petty, but equally important are those classic Harrison chords. Β It’s not a standout song regardless, unfortunately. Β Vol. 3 is plagued by songs that are not as memorable as the first go-round, and that is still apparent listening to them back-to-back today.

Finally there’s “Wilbury Twist”. This single featured a music video starring John Candy. I’m not sure how that came to be, but to me that’s the most memorable thing about it. That and the silly lyrics about the dance, the Wilbury Twist:

Lift your other foot up (other foot up)
Fall on your ass (fall on your ass)
Get back up (get back up)
Put your teeth in a glass (teeth in a glass)
Ain’t ever been nothin’ quite like this
It’s a magical thing called the Wilbury Twist

Needless to say, we did not ever attempt to dance the full Wilbury Twist. Β We never made it past the first couple lines!

That’s it for Vol. 3, a Traveling Wilburys album that has always, and will always, lie the shadow of its superior predecessor. Β But that’s not it for this series. Β When The Traveling Wilburys CollectionΒ was finally reissued in 2007, it included several bonus tracks. Β The 2 CD/1 DVD version had four, but the 3 LP box set had seven. Β We’ll look at them all tomorrow.

As for Vol. 3?

3/5 stars

REVIEW: The Traveling Wilburys Collection (Vol. 1)

This series is dedicated to my mom! Β Not only did she a) buy me this box set, but b) introduced me to the artists in the first place. Β My mom’s favourite Beatle was George. Β She saw Roy Orbison live, at the old Glenbriar Curling Club on Weber St. in Waterloo. Later, she had this Traveling Wilburys album on cassette, and that tape went up and back from the cottage many, many times!

We’re going to be looking at the Wilburys albums, plus a DVD and bonus 12″ EP, over the course of three installments. Β Today is the album that started it all.

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THE TRAVELING WILBURYS – Volume 1 (1988, part of the Traveling Wilburys Collection 2007 Rhino)

If ever there was a group that deserved the word “supergroup”, it would be the Traveling Wilburys. Β Grown out of an extension of the B-side sessions for George Harrison’s Cloud Nine, this group of five legends produced only one album in its original lineup. Β It’s really something when the lesser royalty of the supergroup included names like “Tom Petty” and “Jeff Lynne”. Β That’s because in comparison to George Harrison, Bob Dylan and Roy Orbison, they were relative newcomers to the game. Β It still blows my mind that this album exists; that this actually happened. Β Fortunately the CD version of this box set includes a DVD; behind the scenes and interviews that prove it wasn’t just a dream! Β (The Wilburys’ drummer was Jim Keltner, an unofficial sixth member.)

CLOUD NINEThe song that started it all was “Handle With Care”, written as a Harrison B-side. Β It was apparent to all concerned that the song was too good to throw away like that. Β Instead it became the first single and opening track from The Traveling Wilburys Vol. 1. Β George sings the verses, Orbison the chorus, and the others the bridges. Β Although George Harrison sounds youthful and Beatles-esque, it is Orbison who steals the song. Β His angelic voice simply shines. Β Also exciting is George’s eloquent slide guitar. Β Let us not forget what an excellent slide player he was.

Bob Dylan sings lead on the fun “Dirty World”. Β Although it shares the same acoustic, upbeat vibe as “Handle With Care”, Dylan infuses the song with his flat funkiness. Β I mean that in the nicest possible way! Β Horns accent the song, as do the backing vocals of the other Wilburys. Β Sonically this sounds like Harrison’s Cloud Nine, and no wonder. Β Both albums were produced by Jeff Lynne and George Harrison!

Speaking of Lynne, he sings lead on “Rattled”, a great little country rocker. Β “Rattled” is a suitable title since it seems designed to get people shakin’. Β And you gotta love when Roy Orbison does his signature “Rrrrrrr!” Β Roy sings a bit more on the reggae-stylee of “Last Night”. Β Tom Petty sings the verses, while Roy takes the bridgesΒ to a whole other level. Β I get chills when he sings:

I asked her to marry me,
She smiles, pulled out a knife,
“Your heartache’s just beginning”, she said
“Your money or your life.”

“Last night” indeed! Β It’s impossible not to like this song.

WILBURYS_0006Finally, the moment I had been waiting for: Β a Roy Orbison lead vocal! Β “Not Alone Any More” is golden. Β There will only be one Roy Orbison, and this song is as essential to his songbook as any of his other hits, in my opinion. Β It sounds timeless, and it boasts that powerful, mournful voice. Β It speaks volumes that no other Wilburys sing prominently on this song; they obviously gave Roy the space that his voice deserved. Β It is a classic song. Β It is a shame that no music video was made for this, the third single.

Side Two opened with “Congratulations”, a slow-as-molasses Bob Dylan turn. Β This has always been one of the lesser songs, but on an album full of shiny diamonds. Β Its slow, dreary vibe can be hard to penetrate at first. Β The key is focusing on the lyrics of Dylan. Β “Heading For the Light” then is an upbeat Harrison number, another one that easily could have been on Cloud Nine. Β It boasts those chiming guitars, and a great chorus with Jeff Lynne helping out. Β  The sax solo (by Jim Horn) is another treat.

“Margarita” always sounds a bit odd when it opens. Β A synthesizer of all things pulses away, but soon all the live instruments fade in. Β More horns, more of those chiming guitars, and George’s slide. Β Once again Bob Dylan sings lead, although the song was primarily written by Tom Petty, who shows up later in the song. Β It has an exotic sound, and it’s something I associate with summer.

Epic time. Β “Tweeter and the Monkey Man” (famously covered and punked up by the Headstones) is Bob Dylan’s album centerpiece. Β A tale about an undercover cop and other shady characters, this is Dylan as only Dylan can do. Β Words cannot really do this song justice. Β It’s one of those tracks that demands multiple listens, since there is so much going on lyrically and even vocally. Β This is the only song on the album to which Roy Orbison did contribute.

Nothing like the Wilburys version.

Although a song like this could have easily closed an album, the Wilburys had one more track of their sleeves. Β “End of the Line” was an apt farewell, and again, it’s hard not to get chills when Roy sings. Β This single features George, Tom and Jeff prominently along with Roy Orbison, but Bob doesn’t sing any lead parts. Β “End of the Line” feels like a bookend with “Handle With Care”; two similar songs opening and closing the record.

I’m going to skip discussing the bonus tracks for now; we’ll get to them in Part 3 of this series of reviews. Β Besides, the 10 core tracks on Vol. 1 are plenty enough to discuss. Β Within a couple months of its release, Roy Orbison would pass away at the young age of 52. Β The Wilburys bestowed uponΒ Roy another chance in the spotlight, and he worked hard to complete his solo album Mystery Girl, while playing shows and filming music videos. Β Although he had been experiencing chest pains and had meant to see a doctor, he never did.

I was as surprised as anyone when the remaining four Wilburys re-convened to record another album. Β Vol. 3 appeared two years later, and was dedicated to the memory of Orbison…or at least his Wilburys alter-ego, Lefty Wilbury. Β Check back tomorrow when we’ll look at that album in detail.

As for Vol. 1?

5/5 stars

Part 311: Record Store Gallery IV (Shite Photies)

RECORD STORE TALES Part 311: Record Store Gallery IV (Shite Photies)

This is what it’s come to in this crap-fest known as Record Store Tales: Β Another batch of semi-embarrassing photos of a much younger and thinner LeBrain. Β These are from a party circa 2003 or so. Β I can’t remember the names of anybody in these photos except one, which isΒ JesseΒ Villemaire (last photo), the owner of Thrive tattoo studios in Cambridge. Β I can’t remember a single other name!

Long time LeBrain readers will recall that vintage Marillion tour shirt (that I don’t fit into anymore) from Part 126: Β The Marillion Shirt.

REVIEW: Quiet Riot – 10 (2014)

We’ve had a couple strong new releases in a row here of late: The new Helix and Judas Priest albums have been particularly great.

I guess two out of three ain’t bad.

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CoverQUIET RIOT – 10 (2014 iTunes or Amazon mp3 download)

I’ve made no secret of my dislike for the happenings in Quiet Riot recently. Β I find their current reunion, with no original members, to be tenuous at best. Β Singer after singer, Quiet Riot stumbled onwards before finally hiring Jizzy Pearl of Love/Hate and Ratt fame. Β With Pearl they’ve managed to record an album. Β 10 is the name of that album, another thing I find a little disrespectful. Β The name 10 seems to me to imply it’s their 10th album. Β It’s not; all fans know Metal Health was their third, not first, album. Β  This seems to play into an earlier attempt to re-write the Quiet Riot related Wikipedia pages to state that Metal Health was the band’s first record. Β Why? Β I can only speculate that this is done to promote the current Quiet Riot as having “original members”, when in fact they have none.

However, I’m going to listen with open ears, because that’s what I’m here to do.

First track, “Rock in Peace” is one I like quite a lot. Β What I don’t like is the muddy, muddy sound. Β The drums sound like they’re in another room. Β It’s too bad because I think the song has potential. Β As for Jizzy, it’s easy to adjust to him as lead singer of Quiet Riot. Β Although he doesn’t sound like the late Kevin DuBrow too much, he does have certain screamy qualities in common with DuBrow. Β This enables him to adapt to the Quiet Riot sound. Β The lyrics quote the band’s biggest original hit, “Metal Health”, which is alright. Β Halford’s quoted himself before too. Β OK, so production aside, not bad.

“Bang For Your Buck” has some tasty guitar by the talented Alex Grossi, making his first Quiet Riot album appearance here. Β Unfortunately the otherwise fine song is held back by Jizzy, overreaching and straining. Β Grossi really does redeem the song especially with the solo…but damn this album sounds muddy. Β Congested. Β Like I have a head cold while listening to it.

Third in line is the weird titled “Backside of Water”. Β I don’t know what that title means, and since this is a digital release, there are no lyrics. Β It smokes along nicely, with more fantastic Grossi guitars, but it’s an unremarkable song that doesn’t sound like Quiet Riot, except in the sense that Quiet Riot has a lot of unremarkable songs. Β The Ratt-like “Back on You” is outtake quality. Β I’m sensing that the guys think they can just throw a shout-AC/DC-style chorus on something and call it catchy, but it doesn’t work that way.

“Band Down” is what you’d call a “down n’ dirty” rocker. Β I’d call it dull, and poor sounding. Β  I think they’re trying to recapture that “Stay With Me Tonight” vibe, but without a memorable chorus. Β But “Dog Bone Alley” is worse, absolutely sunk by horrendous backing vocals. Β It has a slinky, heavy groove, and some smokin’ guitars, but that’s not enough to build a song with.

Alex Grossi, Jizzy Pearl, Frankie Banali, Chuck Wright

Alex Grossi, Jizzy Pearl, Frankie Banali, Chuck Wright

Quiet Riot’s biggest stumbling block has always been songwriting. Β That’s why some of their biggest hits are covers. Β Quiet Riot 10 continues that frustrating tradition. Β  Just like albums such as Alive and WellΒ had some good songs and solid moments, so is Quiet Riot 10. Β And that’s only six songs!

What Quiet Riot did to make a full album is include four live songs, kinda taking a page out of the ZZ Top book, a-la Fandango! Β These tracks are all obscurities, songs not available in live versions before. Β They all feature Kevin DuBrow, but could Frankie have not found better sounding recordings? Β From Quiet Riot III is a horrid sounding version of “Put Up or Shut Up”. Β This is bootleg quality, and not even good bootleg quality. Β Too bad; sounds like it was a good version. Β Then, from the stinky Rehab CD comes an unnecessary “Free”. Β So it’s heavy, whoop-de-do. Β It’s a shitty song, and the vocals are so damn distorted at times that it sounds as if Kevin’s under water. Β “South of Heaven” too suffers from these sonic defects. Β It seems like they were going for a Zeppelin “Nobody’s Fault But Mine” kind of vibe, but as if the mothership crashed into “The Ocean”. Β (See what I did there?) Β Kevin even yelps, “Push, push!” Β It’s a shame because Frankie really is a smokin’ drummer.

The final track is a nine minute rock n’ roll medley. Β This is a great jam. Β Humble Pie’s “Red Light Mama, Red Hot!” is a great little obscure choice. Β Kevin sounds like he’s having a blast. Β Actually the whole band sound like they’re having more fun here than they were playing their own originals. Β This seques into other more familiar hits, still harkening back to that old British blues rock sound.

Live many albums of Quiet Riots past, 10 stumbles and fails at times, while producing pleasing hard rock surprises at others. Β The sonic issues are a surprise to me. Β I hope a physical CD release, if there is to be one, would improve the sound.

2/5 stars

1. “Rock in Peace” 4:00
2. “Bang For Your Buck” 3:52
3. “Backside of Water” 4:18
4. “Back on You” 3:24
5. “Band Down” 3:17
6. “Dogbone Alley” 4:29

Live
7. “Put Up or Shut Up” 4:18
8. “Free” 4:05
9. “South of Heaven” 5:25
10. “Rock ‘n’ Roll Medley” 9:22

 

For further reading, check out Jon Wilmenius’ review of Quiet Riot 10.