Yesterday on my way home from work, I thought this guy was gonna eat it.
Yesterday on my way home from work, I thought this guy was gonna eat it.
A followup to #804: Freestylin’
GETTING MORE TALE #806: Freestylin’ in 2 the New Year
Here we are, friends! Only a few days into the new year and new decade. Doesn’t really feel like it, does it?
One of the last things I did in 2019 was hang out with the ever-entertaining Uncle Meat. The newest musical addiction he’s got me started on is a YouTube channel called Todd in the Shadows. Todd has two series that we are currently enjoying: Trainwreckords, and One Hit Wonderland. Both series have been immensely entertaining and informative.
I’ll give you an example. Remember the New Radicals? They had a single hit at the end of the 1990s called “You Get What You Give”. At the time, people thought singer Gregg Alexander was the next Mick Jagger, but the thing that caught the attention of the press were these lines:
Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson,
Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson,
You’re all fakes, run to your mansions,
Come around, we’ll kick your ass in!
Manson was pissed off just to be mentioned in the same line as Courtney Love, who was far less amused. The media focused only on those lines, and none of the rest, like “Health insurance rip off lying, FDA big bankers buying.” The New Radicals split before they released their second single, with Alexander having achieved everything he set to accomplish. He then moved behind the scenes, where he became an even bigger success.
Bigger success? Indeed, Alexander’s songs have been recorded by Santana, America, Mandy Moore, Hall & Oates, Enrique Iglesias, Rod Stewart, some of the Spice Girls, Rivers Cuomo, and even Hanson who held no grudges. The guy is definitely getting the last laugh.
I was aware of none of these things except for the media hype. I wrote off Gregg Alexander as a poser with a dumb hat. Well, he ditched the hat and found his niche. Thanks to Todd in the Shadows, I know more about the New Radicals and I even like their second single, “Someday We’ll Know” as covered by Hall & Oates.
Todd in the Shadows also has excellent episodes on Van Halen III, Hootie and the Blowfish’s sophomore record, Mungo Jerry, Cyberpunk by Billy Idol, and CCR‘s Mardi Gras among many. Did you know Mungo Jerry re-recorded “In the Summertime” as an 80s song? While I don’t always agree with Todd, it’s remarkable how often our thought-paths do cross. We had many similar misgivings about Van Halen III, including the lack of Michael Anthony’s vocals. He concludes that it could just be that the Van Halen brothers are assholes.
Meat and I ended the decade by surfing the Tube, and enjoying a few laughs. It occurred to me, you could just record us talking and put it online as-is, like a four-hour podcast. I don’t want to start recording the conversations I have with friends, but that’s exactly what it is like. At one point I said to myself “It’s almost a waste that I’m not recording all this talk.” But then I smacked myself in the head and said, “No fucking way do I want to do that.”
It’s like I mentioned a few chapters back. I can’t just write about music, or talk about music. I have to spend more time just listening to it. And it’s the same with friendships. Just because he speaks solid gold every time he opens his mouth, that doesn’t mean I have record it for posterity. In a way it’s too bad, because our discussions would blow away 90% of the podcasts already out there, but life matters more. You gotta just live it, not constantly worry about missing an opportunity to post something and get hits.
Even though it would be awesome.
In 2020, I aim to live a little bit more, and search for content a little less. Some folks (not naming names) feel that perhaps I’ve become too critical – that I can’t enjoy things without critiquing them. While I’ve always been writing reviews, perhaps my gears are a little stuck.
Two more things I’d like to change:
Neither of those two things have made my world a better place. They suck up too much time and energy. It might be hard to be less political in 2020 knowing what it yet to come, but it’s not like a political rant is going to make the world a better place.
Don’t mistake this for “resolutions”. New Year Resolutions are just lies we tell ourselves for a few weeks before we slowly but surely resume business as usual. I’m not planning on ditching any of my bad habits, just some unproductive behaviours.
Music can make the world a better place. So let’s consume more of it! Let’s chat like Uncle Meat and I can, about all the great stuff out there that’s filling our ears!
STAR WARS: The Rise of Skywalker original motion picture soundtrack (2019 Lucasfilm/Disney)
Music by JOHN WILLIAMS
There are very few film series with soundtracks that can do what The Rise of Skywalker does. John Williams has now built up such an expansive list of familiar themes, that it takes just one note to anticipate which one is coming next. Whether it be Leia’s, Rey’s, or Emperor Palpatine’s himself, The Rise of Skywalker is loaded with music you already hold deep in your heart.
Let us all be grateful that John Williams scored the complete nine-movie saga. If inconsistent writers and directors make the series as a whole a bumpy ride, then John Williams’ steady hand is the glue that holds it all together. Something like the movie itself, the soundtrack to The Rise of Skywalker attempts to conclude more than just a trilogy, but the Skywalker Saga. In the liner notes, Williams says that he hopes the nine movie scores will be seen as a “singular, organic whole”. Because of his consistent but always evolving vision, this is exactly what has happened. The Rise of Skywalker is the finale.
Rey’s theme, as heard in “The Force is With You”, stands out as the strongest of the sequel trilogy. What is interesting about that is how different it is from previous Star Wars motifs. It is light and delicate, but part of the new universe. It is difficult not to get emotional when you hear everything coming together in the end. There are surprises and an ample number of weighty moments. Of course, there are also new things to enjoy, and old things put together in new ways.
I like that the people who designed the packaging avoided the boneheaded spoilers of the past by putting the track listing inside. It’s unfortunate this final trilogy had the most boring cover art of the entire saga, but be forewarned: a deluxe Rise of Skywalker soundtrack has been announced for March. We can hope for a better sleeve on that edition.
John Williams has been an integral part of Star Wars since the beginning, and this time he was rewarded with [SPOILER] his very first cameo on screen. The circle is truly now complete. This thoroughly enjoyable score should be universally beloved even if the film is not.
5/5 stars
Happy New Year! Local punk rock favourites Hello Hopeless are reunited and have released their long-gestating video for “The Match”, possibly the best song from the Dark Pasts, Brighter Futures EP. This video was filmed so long ago, that’s last winter‘s snow on the ground!
Enjoy this awesome video that was definitely worth the wait.
MARILLION – With Friends From the Orchestra (2019 2 LP set)
Marillion have released so much product at this point that it takes quite a lot to get me excited these days. Whether it be live records, new albums, reissues, or re-imaginings of old songs, the last decade produced dozens. Though the concept of With Friends From the Orchestra (new versions of old songs re-recorded with orchestra) left me cold, the finished product is surprisingly stunning.
The songs chosen are a mix of Hogarth hits and epics. Each one is supplemented with a fully-integrated orchestra, upping the “wow” factor considerably. Tracks like “Beyond You” have gone to a new level. Previously mixed in mono (for that Phil Spector “wall of sound”) on Afraid of Sunlight, the explosive new version is three-dimensional. Tracks that sounded incomplete, perhaps, in their original studio versions now seem fully fleshed out. “Estonia” is a song that always needed some more vitality. Elements that you didn’t realize were missing are now in their proper places.
The track selection is unexpected. “A Collection” is an acoustic B-side, albeit one that gets periodic attention. There are also a couple long-bombers. “Ocean Cloud” is a side long epic, while “This Strange Engine” is twice as vivid as before. As for “Seasons End”, it’s possible that 30 years later, the boys have finally laid down the definitive version.
Marillion With Friends From the Orchestra isn’t an easy album to categorize, but what it delivers are the most iridescent versions of these nine songs. They’re not the most recognizable songs, but when you hear the end result you’ll recognize they were wise choices.
5/5 stars
It’s a New Year’s Day tradition: sharing boring numbers while you nurse your hangover!
Top 5 New Posts of 2019:
1. TV REVIEW: American Dad – “Persona Assistant” – 1517 hits
3. #738: Mike and Bob’s Cross-Kitchener Adventure – 857 hits
In general, views were down this year from 2017 and 2018, back to the levels of 2016 (which were not bad). 403 posts were published in 2019.
Top Ten Countries by Hits in 2019:
YouTube views:
For the first time, I have YouTube stats to share. From the VHS Archives, here are the Top Five YouTube Videos by views:
1. VHS Archives #26: Motley Crue spill the dirt on Vince Neil’s car crash
2. VHS Archives #43: The best Blackie Lawless interview you’ll ever see
3. VHS Archives #38: Slash N’ Duff interview
4. VHS Archives #55: One of the best interviews with Bret Michaels that you’ll find
5. VHS Archives #53: Motley Crue interviews from Much Spotlight
Although the VHS Archives have been great for YouTube views, they don’t result in a lot of clicks directly on this site, which is the bread and butter. That’s probably because I post them here without a lot of pictures, which tend to result in multiple hits from singular readers. It’s also because someone watching on YouTube isn’t necessarily going to come to this site just because of a video they liked. And no, I’m not changing platforms to a YouTube channel. My videos aren’t monetised because they have copyrighted musical content.
Guest Shots of 2019:
There were new guest contributors in 2019, and plenty of regulars from the past too. Not including the annual year end lists, we saw contributions by:
New guy Max The Axe’s Stunt Double with two Sunday Chuckles.
Thussy also had a Sunday Chuckle and wrote the true story of what happened to his Vince Neil guitar.
Dr. Kathryn had some photos and words from a Cheap Trick concert.
Musician Derek Kortepeter returned with a killer Van Halen – Balance review.
Uncle Meat wrote the Claypool-Lennon Delirium concert review and also penned a review on the Mighty Kiss!
And finally Holen MaGroin went above and beyond as usual with some great stuff. He wrote:
A big thanks to all these folks for their contributions in 2019!
A Look Ahead:
The goal in 2020 is to resume growth. In 2019 I tried adding some new features and that maintained the status quo but didn’t really bring in new readers. How do we do that in 2020? I’m not a big fan of tagging artists for attention when I write reviews. I write these reviews for you and for me, and artists can sometimes take offence, and I’m not here to put that in their faces. A hard rock bass player contacted me because he was upset I didn’t mention his bass parts in a review. Kenny Hotz once asked me how my show was doing when I tagged him in a review. I’d rather just throw this stuff into the ether and whoever finds it, finds it. I don’t want the niggling thoughts of an artists’ impressions in my head when I write.
How do you suggest we grow this site in 2020?
Unlike last year, I have don’t have new gimmicks lined up. The only plan is to keep writing stories and keep reviewing albums. The collection has many dusty corners yet to explore. Many discographies yet to be written. A number of good bands that remain untouched on this site. Will this be the year I finish all the remaining Judas Priest reviews? Or perhaps it will be one to write up all the Zeppelin deluxe editions?
Let’s see what 2020 brings and try to make it a big one.
Happy New Year!
Mike
GETTING MORE TALE #805(.5): LeBrain’s Top List of 2019 n’ More
Preamble: The Year in Review (and Reviewing)
2019 was the seventh year of life for this site, and we do thank you for that! Getting tired with the same old way of doing things, I became bored. The solution was throwing some new content into the mix and seeing what happened!
The first thing I planned was an informal new series called Just Listening. Though people confused these writings with reviews, it’s essentially just my thoughts as I listened to an album. Sometimes I would revisit an old record I already reviewed and see if I felt any different. There were 10 instalments of Just Listening in 2019. I intend to continue doing this, as sometimes I just have a few ideas to jot down after playing an album. Reviews will remain as in-depth and intense as you’ve come to expect. I love writing reviews, and there are a few lined up for early January that I hope you’ll enjoy too. At the same time, it’s increasingly important for me to just listen to music. My collection has dusty corners that miss my attention.
Second, in 2019 I bought a bunch of new tech. Why not, right? It’s kind of funny. I grew up in the 70s and 80s; back when you debated for months or years over in which home video system to invest . Tech is far more disposable today. The worst thing that can happen is a relatively painless, postage-paid Amazon return.
So a waterproof camera was added to my arsenal. This enabled me to make a bunch of cool videos this past summer, including what I think is the best Sausagefest video yet. One of the immense joys of that summer gathering is the fresh, cool water of the Beaver river. For the first time this was captured for you up close and personal.
It’s easy to sit here tootin’ my own horn but I feel the 2019 video gets you closer to the feeling of actually attending a Sausagefest yourself. You can imagine sitting in the river with us, drinking or smoking whatever you fancy.
A new dashcam enabled me to start another video “series” called Dashcam Idiots. I honestly thought, living in Kitchener Ontario, that I’d have a lot more content to post by now. (I did get a cool late-night video of a deer on a country road that I thankfully didn’t hit.) I suppose it’s a good thing that I don’t have a multitude of dashcam videos to upload.
The biggest and most important new series was a long time wish of mine: my VHS Archives.
The new tech this time was a cheap USB video capture device. This enabled me, after many years of promises, to share my personal Pepsi Power Hour videos with you from the late 80s and early 90s. It has been a culmination of a decades-long dream: taking this rather large VHS library and getting the rarest and most valuable content online. As of writing this, I’m 82 instalments deep.
And because this is supposed to be a list of lists, here are what I consider to be the Top Five Best/Most Significant of the 2019 VHS Archives. You’d be remiss not to play these.
1. Blackie Lawless (W.A.S.P.) interviewed by Erica Ehm – 1989
The best interview with Blackie that I’ve ever seen.
2. Bruce Dickinson and Dave Murray (Iron Maiden) interviewed by Erica Ehm – 1988
3. Bruce Kuclick and Gene Simmons (Kiss) interviewed by MuchMusic – 1992
Reposted by Bruce!
4. Rik Emmett of Triumph co-hosting the Pepsi Power Hour with Erica Ehm including two musical performances – 1988
5. MuchMusic Hear N’ Aid special featuring Ronnie James Dio (1986)
And of course the VHS Archives allowed me to finally present my own music video for Poison’s “Nothing But A Good Time” that we made in highschool in 1989! A long time I have waited and in 2019 I scratched it off the list.
There’s lots left on these tapes so the VHS Archives will continue into 2020! I’ve left some “big guns” in reserve for future posts. As long as none of these tapes break! One or two of them are in very, very rough shape now. Others are still pristine.
Want a taste of what’s still to come? Here’s a preview.
Which of these interviews would you like to see first? Vote below!
The Movies I Saw: Don’t expect a comprehensive list!
1. The Avengers: Endgame
2. Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker
3. El Camino
4. Captain Marvel
5. Spider-Man: Far From Home
Nothing but sequels and spinoffs!
Top TV Shows of 2019: I don’t watch a lot of shows.
1. Stranger Things 3
2. Star Trek: Discovery season 2
3. American Dad! season 16
4. Rick and Morty season 4 (part one)
5. The Mandalorian season 1
I’ve been talking The Mandalorian on social media quite a bit, and I’ve been quite critical of the show. It’s #5 by default.
Top Five Albums of 2019 (and more)
3. Marillion – With Friends From the Orchestra
4. Tool – Fear Inoculum
The new Tom Keifer Band is really remarkable. With soul, roots n’ blues yet also a foot in classic Cinderella rock. The heart of the Keifer Band made it an easy #1. Whitesnake put out a strong effort; probably their best since Slip of the Tongue or even 1987. Marillion may have re-recorded old songs with an orchestra, but in doing so it’s possible that they have recorded the definitive versions. Tool is Tool is Tool is Tool. And Jim Crean deserves a shout-out for his guest-laden original album The London Fog, better than a lot of well known releases in 2019.
Hollywood Vampires – Rise
A three CD set with a bonus double live album!
Unprecedented value in terms of extras.
Def Leppard – Volume Two
Some guy gave them some cool live tracks to release.
Kathryn Ladano – Masked
Don’t just take it from me.
The Darkness – Easter is Cancelled
I have not been able to wrap my head around this album. I’ve steadfastly stood by this band through five albums, often in quick succession, but this time they’ve thrown a curve. Perhaps it’ll grow on me in 2020.
Worst thing to happen in music in 2019:
…And I haven’t even seen The Dirt. I just feel that strongly about it.
I hate the look of the guys playing The Crue, I hate the idea of a biopic, and I hope to make it through another year without seeing it. I’m happy with my copy of the book — the only Dirt you really need.
…A Look Ahead at 2020
Motley Crue will be a towering part of the 2020 tour scene, as they look ahead to their big “Stadium Tour” with Def Leppard, Poison, and Joan Jett. Meanwhile the Robinson brothers Chris and Rich have formed a new version of The Black Crowes, who will be playing all of Shake Your Money Maker live. Far more interestingly, Mr. Bungle (now featuring Scott Ian and Dave Lombardo) will be reuniting and playing only three shows, featuring their cassette demo The Raging Wrath of the Easter Bunny played in full for the first time. Even the original BulletBoys have reunited.
The big news, so they say, is still to be announcd. Keep your ears to the ground for a full-on 2020 AC/DC tour with Brian Johnson, Cliff Williams and Phil Rudd back in the fold. Reliable sources have stated that the band are finishing up old Malcolm Young song ideas for album release.
Stay safe this New Year’s Eve and we’ll chat in 2020!
Whether you know it or not, the only list you should care about every year is Iron Tom Sharpe‘s. If you only listen to 20 albums this year…make them these 20.
Not a great year overall…nothing truly blew me away…these are merely ones that people should check out. – Iron Tom
You can always trust a Sausagefester to recommend good music. Today I bring you two lists, from Frank the Tank and from Max the Axe’s Stunt Double (also known as “Michael”). Frank listens to more new music than I do, and MTASD sees way more concerts. Enjoy these lists!
FRANK THE TANK’S FAVOURITE SONGS OF 2019
“Sorry Mike! Not sure what happened to the list of songs I was keeping. I tried to recreate it, but it is a sad attempt at this point.”
Slipknot – “Unsainted”FRANK THE TANK’S FAVOURITE MOVIES OF 2019
“I did miss a lot and the list would change, for example I havn’t seen the new Star Wars yet but i feel confident it would be on the list.”
MAX THE AXE’S STUNT DOUBLE’S TOP TEN CONCERTS OF 2019
We hope you enjoy these lists!