Mrs. LeBrain and I have been married nine years, but in many ways we’re still romantic like newlyweds. The other night we went out together to take out the garbage. It was beautiful outside. The sun is up until late now, it was warm and there was a nice breeze. Neighbors were out, kids playing…it was that sort of night. I just threw on some pajama pants for the garbage walk.
As we were walking back, I started singing a silly song (it’s the kind of thing I do) and skipping ahead a bit. I didn’t hear what Jen was saying as she was trying to get my attention. I just kept singing and skipping.
Then I noticed my weiner was out. Jen was trying to warn me that my love gun was giving the neighbors a show. This explained why the one fella looked at me funny.
Animalize: a huge hit not proportional to the quality of the songs inside. It went platinum on the strength of lead single “Heaven’s On Fire”, but going deeper into the record, Kiss did not have the goods this time.
New guitarist Mark St. John (formerly Mark Norton) replaced the fired Vinnie Vincent, and in doing so, continued Kiss’ quest for shreddery dominance. In the 80s you had to have an Eddie Van Halen or Yngwie Malmsteen to get noticed, or so it seemed, and that was what Kiss went for. In the meantime, Gene Simmons was off in Hollywood leaving Paul Stanley to do handle Kiss, something Paul eventually came to resent.
Paul Stanley re-teamed with his songwriting buddy Desmond Child. Their last collaboration was 1979’s disco hit “I Was Made For Lovin’ You” from Dynasty. The partnership struck gold a second time with “Heaven’s On Fire”, a simple song perfectly suited for the Kiss of the 80s and beyond. Paul Stanley’s “Woo-ooo-ooo-ooo-OOOOO-ooo” intro is legendary and truthfully a song like “Heaven’s On Fire” isn’t too far removed from classic Kiss. Paul’s sassy delivery is enviable.
Desmond Child also co-wrote the opening number “I’ve Had Enough (Into the Fire)”. As the 80s began, Kiss seemed determined to write fast songs for their albums. Very fast songs. “I’ve Had Enough” is one of those, and it’s a good one too, though it was rarely played in concert. You’d never guess Desmond was involved without reading the credits, but you’d also not imagine it was Kiss if it wasn’t Paul singing.
Another fine Paul song called “Get All You Can Take” is a co-write with Mitch Weissman whose name has repeatedly popped up on Kiss credits over the years. This slow paced sleazy rocker has one of the few Kiss f-bombs in the chorus: “What fucking difference does it make?” Mark St. John’s solo is a blazing showcase of different tricks and techniques, but it suits the song rather awkwardly like an ill fitting tux. Such was the problem with a jazz-influenced shredder in Kiss.
Another fast number is “Under the Gun” written by Paul, Desmond and drummer Eric Carr. This one was played frequently on the Animalize tour though there are better songs. Fluttery guitars sound like laser beams zipping back and forth. Carr kicks ass, but it’s not a great track. Paul gets in a cute double entendre though: “There’s no speed limit where I’m coming from…let’s hit the highway doing 69!”
The final Paul song is probably the best one, although he has since criticized it as not good enough. “Thrills in the Night”, co-written with Jean Beauvoir, deserves praise. Sometimes the artist is their own worst critic, but “Thrills in the Night” is awesome, dramatic Kiss rock. The chorus goes on for weeks and the soloing fits.
If Animalize was a Paul Stanley solo EP, there would be enough good songs to give it a passing grade. However…we have the Gene Simmons songs.
Animalize shall forever be cursed as the album with the lyric, “I wanna put my log in your fireplace.” Yes, the man who once wrote a song with Bob Dylan also wrote a ditty called “Burn Bitch Burn”. The riff is awesome. It has its moments. It’s also undeniably one of Gene’s worst lyrics, and that is saying something. The song also sounds unfinished, as if he said, “OK good enough, onto the next song.” Fortunately Mark St. John’s solo playing is awesome, though not especially accessible. And that’s Gene’s best song on the album.
Gene’s other songs are “Lonely is the Hunter”, “While the City Sleeps” and “Murder in High Heels”. Of these, “Lonely is the Hunter” is by far the best. A slow sleazy groove is more up Kiss’ alley than these fast speed rockers. All three of these songs have one quality in common with “Burn Bitch Burn”, and that is that they sound like rough ideas gone unfinished. Animalize was produced by Paul (with a co-producer credit for Gene). A Kiss producer like Bob Ezrin likely would have told Gene to go back and come up with better material. The most interesting thing about “Lonely is the Hunter” and “Murder in High Heels” is the solo work. It’s stellar. It’s not overdone. It’s melodic and memorable. And it’s…familiar. Future Kiss guitarist Bruce Kulick stepped in to play ghost guitar on these songs.
The trend of Kiss using uncredited outside musicians was growing. Allan Schwartzberg (who also played on The Elder) did drum overdubs. Jean Beauvoir played bass on “Under the Gun”. Gene played the rhythm guitars on his own songs. That’s why the credits on Kiss albums always simply state: KISS – and the names of the members.
Gene cut his hair short for a movie called Runaway. He starred as the villain (of course) Dr. Luther, opposite Tom Selleck. Kirstie Alley was in it, and it was written and directed by Michael Crichton. Considering the year and the names involved, this was a fairly high profile role. Gene went for it, and has since admitted his brain wasn’t in Kiss at the time. The wig he wore on stage with the band made him look silly, and new fans considered Paul the singer and Gene a secondary guy. Gene’s songs weren’t singles anymore. They weren’t being played live. “Burn Bitch Burn” was only ever played once! These were all clues as to what was going on behind the scenes. Paul was sailing the ship now. He had no choice. Animalize suffers for it. Gene is to blame for his own downfall during the period and has since gracefully accepted that.
The Animalize tour was the biggest Kiss had done since the glory years, but troubles began early. Mark St. John couldn’t play. He was diagnosed with an arthritic condition called Reiter’s Syndrome. His hands swelled up and he simply could not do the gig. Mark passed away in 2007, but suggested that the arthritis may have been triggered by stress. The aforementioned Bruce Kulick stepped in to take his place, and did so with professionalism and respect. He got along with everyone. He was willing to learn. He was a great fit. The first great fit in many years.
The Animalize period put Kiss on MTV and on back the radio again, but its success was vastly disproportional to its quality.
Today’s rating:
2/5 stars
Uncle Meat’s rating:
2/5 steaks
Meat’s slice:There really isn’t much to say here. “Heaven’s on Fire” is a good song that I still enjoy hearing. Everything else is OK at best and non-essential. “Burn Bitch Burn” might have some of the worst lyrics of all time.
RICH ROBINSON – Got to Get Better in a Little While (2016 Universal 10″ clear single for Record Store Day)
This really pretty record (a single or an EP, who cares?) was found on the Taranna 2016 expedition with Mr. Books. It’s apparently a Record Store Day exclusive from April 2016, although I had no problem getting this one for $16.99 in October. This my first purchase of anything by Rich without his brother Chris. Knowing the Black Crowes, I was fairly certain it wouldn’t suck. I was still surprise to see on the back, an ad for not one not two not three but FOUR Rich Robinson “Expanded Editions” on CD and LP! Who knew? Not this guy!
“Got to Get Better in a Little While” is a Derek and the Dominoes cover, apparently one that Crowes used to do regularly, as does Rich. You have to hear this if you like bluesy rock that produces pure smoke from sheer musical chemistry. Yes, Clapton is God and the original can’t be touched, but a real jackass could easily make this song sound like shit. Rich does the opposite, and it sounds as part of his musical being. There’s some deep bass that just cuts through, and this goes on for eight and a half minutes of jam session heaven. Just bop along.
The second side has two Rich originals. Greasy late night blues is on the menu. “Look Through My Window” sets a scene of steamy Tennessee dusk. Brilliant stuff for any fan of slippery slidey guitars. Then an acoustic/electric tune called “Falling Away” closes on a first light of a quiet dawn. Great tunes, both, making up a tidy little 16 minute EP. Or single. Whatever!
The vinyl itself is clear and thick. The package doesn’t say anything about clear vinyl, but you almost expect clear or coloured when you buy these limited editions. It looks lovely spinning with its green label. Great little EP, reasonably priced for the collector and fan.
New guest Aaron Lebold has launched his own site on Medium! His site, much likeRecord Store Tales/Getting More Tale, is his memoirs. Aaron will still be back here doing guest shots — he’s already sent me his newest one. I wanted to post his most recent story from his own site here because it has personal meaning to me. Regular readers here know thatmy wife has epilepsy. It has been the biggest challenge ever thrown at us. His story reminds me of ours. Aaron was also the first person I ever knew to have seizures, although I never saw him have one.
Diagnosis
As I had mentioned, the teacher I had for Grade six was the same teacher I had earlier in school. This was also the same teacher that went to my mother to express concerns about my attention in class. I held a pretty big resentment towards her back then, as I felt she was saying that something was wrong with me.
One day in school, my mother came and picked me up. I didn’t know where we were going, she just told me I was going to have some tests done. We ended up at a doctors office where they attached a lot of wires to me, and put me under a pretty intense strobe light for a few minutes.
The whole process, even though at the time I really didn’t understand it, already was solidifying in my head that I was different, and that something was wrong with me. No other kids that I knew of had to go and get this type of examination.
Ozzy Osbourne has done lots and lots of tours since his “No More Tours Tour”. It seemed special at the time, because we thought Live & Loud was going to be the last live album. It was not. What was supposed to be a definitive and indispensable capstone is just another live album, only really notable for its packaging.
Let’s start there. If you buy this album, don’t buy the remastered edition in the jewel case. This album didn’t need remastering a couple years later. Why would it? Instead search for the original digipack with the metal speaker grille cover. Finding one in good shape can be a challenge. Unfortunately, the metal grille is not removable although the VHS release did have a removable grille. The release also came with two Ozzy “temporary tattoos” on little 2″ x 2″ sheets of paper. These are the first things to get lost and you might want to consider that you’ll never find them.
Live & Loud scores an A+ for packaging, but gets mediocre grades for the music. This is patched together from a variety of recordings, and it sounds like a lot of fixing was done after the fact. It’s bogged down with over-long guitar and drum solos (Zakk Wylde and Randy Castillo) and too much talking. There is only so much that one needs to be told to “go fucking crazy”. Ozzy proclaims that he loves us so often that it loses all meaning. He’s more of a cheerleader than a singer at times, constantly badgering the crowd to get “louder”! There is also an annoyingly long intro that means nothing without the visual accompaniment that’s supposed to go with it. I will admit that my buddy Peter and I were amused when Ozzy said “Let me see your fucking cigarette lighters” during “Mr. Crowley”.
On the plus side, this particular lineup of Ozzy’s band was one of his strongest. Zakk and Randy were joined by bassist Mike Inez who was invited to join Alice in Chains in 1993. Another plus is the presence of Black Sabbath. The second to last song is “Black Sabbath”, performed by the original Black Sabbath, at the final show on the tour. Fans will recall that Sabbath were touring their incredible Dehumanizer album, which frankly blows away Ozzy’s No More Tears. When Sabbath (then including Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Vinny Appice and Ronnie James Dio) were asked to open for Ozzy at his final two concerts, Dio bailed. He was replaced for those shows by a little known metal singer named Rob Halford. At the last of the two shows, the original Black Sabbath featuring Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward reunited to play a three song set. It was their first time together since Live Aid in 1985.
Unfortunately, a couple tracks aside, Live & Loud is flat and uninspired. “Black Sabbath” isn’t brilliant but at least it’s historic. All the important songs are there, with maybe a few too many from No More Tears. There is one surprise in “Changes”, the old Sabbath classic. This is performed by Zakk on piano and Ozzy. It’s brilliant and was used as the single. “Mr. Crowley”, “Shot in the Dark” and “Desire” are pretty good, but drummer Randy Castillo was killing it. He was the perfect drummer for that band. Rest in peace Randy.
Live & Loud is for the serious fan only, who will really want to get the grille cover. Live & Loud is not consistent enough for the average listener and gets bogged down in spots making it a very long run.
We have had a solid rain in Kitchener, Ontario. Not only are the banks of the Grand swollen to the limit, but there has also been a steady rainfall of new arrivals at LeBrain HQ! Summer has officially arrived, and what is summer without new rock?
First we have some gratuity for Mr. Geoff “1001” Stephen. Some surprise mail arrived from him this week: two 7″ singles and some Leafs memorabilia. As Mrs. LeBrain said, “Thank you Geoff Stephen for the wonderful surprise this morning. The calendar brought back so many memories of my favourite hockey year. Go Leafs Go!”
For myself, a Kiss “Christine Sixteen”/”Shock Me” single, which alas is too late to fit into my Love Gun re-review! Those two songs make it virtually a double A-side. The other single he sent has a similar standing: Thin Lizzy’s “The Boys Are Back In Town”/”Jailbreak”. Two singles, four amazing cuts of rock history.
On the same day, I received this from a Discogs seller in Japan: a CD that has been on my wishlist a long time. Despite the long wait, I managed to hold off from buying the domestic edition of Ghost’s debut Opus Eponymous all this time. A sealed copy finally came up on Discogs within my buying threshold, so I jumped at it. For my rewards, I got “Here Comes the Sun”, Ghost’s Beatles cover…and a very different one it is.
We will jump briefly to new arrivals in the toy department. Thanks to J. at Resurrection Songs we recently covered the ins and outs of Third Party products. Behold! Badcube has released their take on Masterpiece Transformer Insecticons. These are heavy, heavy toys with lots of diecast and G1 accurate insect modes, with robot modes an homage to the cartoon. Check them out with their leader Megatron (third party Apollyon) and their original 1985 toys below. These, by the way, are deluxe collector’s editions with clear plastic and chromed parts for added value. I’d love to compare them to an official Hasbro Masterpiece Insecticon, but such a thing does not exist. That’s why third party companies have a niche. Labels by Toyhax.
Apollyon by X-Transbots with Evil Bug Corps by Badcube
Badcube Claymore and Transformers G1 Shrapnel
Badcube Hypno and Transformers G1 Bombshell
Badcube Kickbutt and Transformers G1 Kickback
Last new entry in the toy Department: I found some new Star Wars Black Series 6″ releases kicking around at the local Toys R Us on Sunday. I should have grabbed more of the Imperial AT-ACT driver, that one being a Target/TRU exclusive, but sometimes you find those to still be warming the pegs a few weeks later. The Imperial Death Squad commander will look great with my Stormtroopers, but I feel to ask $30 for one little tiny Jawa figure is a bit much. They should have included two Jawas or a droid in there for that price.
The same day as the Toys R Us trip, I also dropped in at the newly re-opened Sunrise Records at Fairview Mall, which is really starting to come along with great customer service and an improving selection. I couldn’t browse long, so I leaped immediately to the metal section and grabbed two CDs that I was missing by The Sword: Low Country (2016) and the new live album Greetings From… (2017). I am slowly getting caught up on that band — loving everything I have heard so far.
A wonderful week to be sure, but it’s time to stop buying music and toys for a short while, and get ready for Sausagefest 2017. I finished recording my parts yesterday, and I have inside information that suggests that this Sausagefest countdown will be pretty awesome.
So there’s these two guys at work. You’ve met Herbert before, a big guy with a big heart that everybody loves. Then there’s another guy, and for the purposes of this story, we’ll call him “Justin Bieber”.
Herbert recently bought a fidget spinner. They’re all the rage right now. Meanwhile, Bieber bought a fidget cube. These are toys for kids who have attention span issues, and studies show they might help. But now they are trendy for adults of all types too.
Bieber pulled a prank on Herbert, by disabling his fidget spinner. He saw a picture on the internet and did this:
Fortunately, Bieber unlocked the spinner before Herbert a) got a bolt cutter, and b) dumped Bieber’s backpack in a toilet. Happy ending!
AMERICAN DAD! – “My Morning Straitjacket” (Episode 7, season 5)
Has Stan gone too far this time? Daughter Hayley has gone to a rock concert! According to a furious Stan, rock concerts are “the devil’s music! It’s the number one cause of school violence, teen pregnancy and leather pants!” But My Morning Jacket are “awesome” according to Hayley, and she plans on going again the next night, until Stan confiscates the tickets!
Fortunately for Hayley, mom Francine understands rock and roll. She used to get backstage the hard way, not like today with those sissy radio giveaways. She secretly returns the tickets to Hayley, infuriating Stan. Using his CIA noise-cancelling earplugs, he goes to the concert to “rescue” his daughter. “Idiots! Paying good money to hear something they already heard on a record!” But when he removes his special earplugs, he hears the music…and finally feels something! Where Stan used to feel only anger, he now feels everything!
Jim James has an “angelic” voice according to Stan. “He makes Enya sound like a Russian couple arguing at the bowling alley!” He can’t get enough. “I want to hear all their music! Right now!” This leads to an unhealthy obsession with the band, accompanied by a smorgasbord of their songs: “Wordless Chorus”, “Touch Me I’m Going To Scream (Part 2)”, “I’m Amazed”, “Remnants”, “Highly Suspicious”, and “Phone Went West”. The animation for Stan’s musical fantasy sequence is suitably trippy. Stan flies through space carried by owls, with My Morning Jacket singer Jim James riding on his back! As usual for Stan, his obsessive behaviour leads to neglect for his family and job. Something has to be done! The final straw is when Stan spends $900 on a bootleg CD of Jim James gargling in the bathroom before a show.
Stan is under the delusion that he and Jim James are soul mates, so Roger the alien comes up with a plan. Dressed as his groupie persona Abbey Road (“I’m Abbey Road, and when it snows I need to be plowed!”) they go to follow My Morning Jacket and meet Jim James. When they finally encounter James in person, he convinces Stan that he already has a real soul mate — his wife Francine.
The music of My Morning Jacket is diverse and entertaining, and although their softer moments are a bit limp, when they rock they rock. As for this episode? It rocks.
IRON MAIDEN – Another Live (1981 recording, 1990 CD release by Metal Memory)
Maiden Japan is legendary. It is a crucial EP for all Iron Maiden fans, but also a good solid find for any metal fan in general. It was recorded May 23 1981 in Nagoya Japan. The live bootleg that we are looking at today also claims to be from that same show. That claim appears to be bogus. An A/B test on the track “Remember Tomorrow” reveals they are definitely not the same vocal performance. Maybe this CD is taken from a show on the same tour, such as Osaka or Tokyo.
Regardless of the whens and wherefores, Another Live presents a rare treat indeed, a live CD featuring Paul DiAnno on lead vocals. It is the Killers lineup: Paul, Steve Harris, Dave Murray, Adrian Smith and Clive Burr. A young Iron Maiden just before hitting the crest of their wave…there isn’t much out there officially released besides Maiden Japan. There are a number of tracks on the rare and expensive box set Eddie’s Archive, and a handful B-sides. For that reason, if you stumble upon Another Live, you may as well go for it!
The audio is surprisingly great for a boot, almost official quality, except scratchy in some places. It might be a rip from a previous vinyl edition. Unfortunately the set (wherever it was) has a few songs chopped out for time, and therefore you’re missing some of the best. “Running Free”, “Prowler” and “Phantom of the Opera” would have been nice to have. On the other hand there is the track “Another Life”. You will not find any official live versions of it with Paul singing. The only officially released ones have Bruce: one from Beast Over Hammersmith and one from “The Trooper” 2005 7″ single. Then we have “Twilight Zone” which you won’t find in live audio form anywhere officially. There is definite value here in the way of rarer songs.
The performance is stellar. A serious highlight is Dave Murray’s guitar solo on “Strange World”. Each member has the energy of a teenager and they just blast through. The only speedbumps really are the awkward edits between songs. They are not done well and it’s too bad because the CD is only 51 minutes. However if Another Live did come from an earlier vinyl bootleg, that would explain the shorter running time.
Get it if you find it. You may not play it often, but your Maiden collection will be that much cooler.
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