Will the Toronto show go on as planned? Stay tuned…
Will the Toronto show go on as planned? Stay tuned…
First off, apologies to Jex Russell and everybody I forgot to thank in this video. Still running on the high from Friday night’s show. I went from that, to taping a great Tim’s Vinyl Confessions at 6:30 AM Saturday morning, to video making and editing.
For those who watched, the most grievous error I made Friday night was forgetting to open up this KISS shirt that I got from Aaron KMA.
Please enjoy this video I made in gratitude, and the YouTube shorts from Friday night as well.
Mike unboxes Love Gun shirt from Aaron KMA
“Sammy Hagar” grills Mike on 5150 (by Tee Bone)
Harrison laughs on a loop 5 times
New Grab A Stack of Rock show intro, featuring Jen, John Clauser, and a laughing Australian
RECORD STORE TALES #1076: Weekend Listening At Home
When I have time and the inclination at home, I like to go through dusty corners of the CD collection and finally get them ripped to PC. I take my hard drives with me everywhere, so my music collection is always portable. This weekend I took some deep dives, and sampled the sweet exotic fruits of the E section, a sampling of K’s and L’s, and some new arrivals too.
First of all, the newer stuff.
I’m going to have to re-review Morning Report by the Arkells again! Turns out, I made a mistake in my original review. I said that the deluxe edition had three bonus tracks, but I was wrong. I didn’t realize that there was another bonus track inserted as track #2, between “Drake’s Dad” and “Private School”. This makes all the difference in the world to the sequencing. Now we get “Knocking At The Door”, a new single, as the new track #2. Since “Drake’s Dad” and “Private School” were my two least favourite songs, having something of much higher quality between them really helps the flow.
I always buy something after doing a show on Grant’s Rock Warehouse. This time, it was the Stone Gods. I’ve acquired the single for “Burn the Witch”, which comes with two awesome non-album songs: “Breakdown”, and “Heartburn”! “Breakdown” is exactly like Thin Lizzy, to a tee, except with Richie Edwards on lead vocals. “Breakdown” is of equally high quality, a light and humorous tune about Pepto-Bismol and Gaviscon. Expect a review at some point in the future.
Finally, I sampled some April Wine, from Over 60 Minutes With…All the Rockers. People ask me “Why do you not own any April Wine?” I said “I never grew up with April Wine, my friends didn’t like them, so I never bothered.” Well Tim Durling said I need April Wine. I will evaluate this at a later date, but I have some April Wine now.
The next batch of discs was from the last part of the E section, five discs that had escaped ripping to the PC all these years. It could be 20 years or more since I have last played some of these. Earth, Wind & Fire, nothing need be said here, that’s essential. I was surprised at the quality of Elf, as boogie-woogie isn’t usually my thing. The Rik Emmett CD is cool because it has 2001 live versions of some of his old Triumph classics. Episode Six runs the gamut from quaint to psychedelic. “UFO” is one cool such song, a spoken word bit over drums, that reads from UFO sighting reports. But that’s Ian Gillan and Roger Glover on the front cover, yes indeed! Finally, the Eric Singer Project (ESP) was the weak link in this batch. Just a bland covers album to me.
Next, over to the K section. I noticed that none of my Kula Shaker music was on PC, and I have a lot of Kula Shaker. That’s the entire collection below, in fact.
Look! The 2 CD edition of debut album K with a cool remix of “Tattva”. Two CDs of “Govinda” singles with B-sides and remixes. “Grateful When You’re Dead/Jerry Was There” CD single with two non-album tracks. The highlight of me of these was “The Leek”, a quiz show style radio appearance by bassist Alonza Bevan. (A distant cousin of Roger Glover, in fact.) Really funny stuff. To me, anyway! Two CDs of “Hush”, the Joe South cover (also covered by Deep Purple Mk I) with lots more non-album tracks. Then we have the Summer Sun EP, which has four of the previous B-sides and two songs I didn’t have elsewhere. The second album, Peasants, Pigs & Astronauts spawned a CD single called “Sound of Drums”, both of which are here. More non-album tracks on that as well.
Well, it turns out, I still love Kula Shaker! Like, a lot. That Britpop sound, mixed with 60s psychedelia and far Eastern influences just tickles my fancy. There were a couple tracks I really loved, but none more than “108 Battles of the Mind” from the second album. What a cool, manic track that definitely benefited from the Austin Powers era.
One thing about Kula Shaker that needs to be addressed: the stellar musicianship. These guys can jam! Special notice to drummer Paul Winterhart who is absolute monster. Incredible band. Once I start re-absorbing these songs back into my memory, I may have to catch up with what they’ve been up to since 1999, where my collection ends.
Continuing through K, and into L, the listening continued on Sunday morning.
Kyuss is a band that I don’t think was summed up well by compilation. I will have to dig further. I have their split EP with Queens of the Stone Age, which has “Fatso Forgotso” on it, but I think Kyuss were an album band. The two Kulick albums are excellent. Corabi is on Transformer, which is signed! I didn’t know I had a signed copy! The James LaBrie solo disc also sounds great from what I sampled! Very Dream Theater, in a good way. Some heavy, some soft. Then we have Life Sex & Death, also called LSD. Their gimmick was their lead singer “Stanley” who was supposedly homeless (but wasn’t). This 1992 album is one that needs more exploration. What I heard was heavy, gritty and riffy while retaining some melody. To be further examined in the future.
As far as I got on the weekend, this just scratches the surface. Look at all this stuff that is still sealed in my collection. Time or inclination just haven’t lined up with the proper mood yet. Some are newer arrivals, like Metheny, Hollywood Vampires and Eric Carr. Others have been sitting around for years. The Kiss compilation may as well stay sealed for collector’s purposes, but The Boxed Life by Rollins…that could have been waiting a decade on these shelves. The Garth Hudsons have been here since 2020. The Etta James and Beatles since 2018. They were in Jen’s mom’s collection.
Wish me luck as I continue to delve into these unheard corners of my collection. What would you be playing first if you stumbled onto these discs?
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Dressed To Kill line by Jabberwocky Toys
5/5 star(child)s
RECORD STORE TALES #1070:
Guilty of Vinyl Abuse (1987) – Kiss Killers
Not much backstory here to tell! I was a bored kid at the cottage, away from my best friend Bob. We had an ongoing (and absolutely terrible) series of comedy sketch tapes called Mike & Bob. The video you are about to watch contains some audio from Mike & Bob Vol. II, and some explanations as to what you’re hearing.
The cottage could be very boring when you’re a teenager. I was either 14 or 15. Typically I packed all my records, all my tapes, my ghetto blaster, my turntable, my microphones, and every piece of equipment I had to bring to the lake when we went for a lengthy time. I missed my friend Bob. Normally, we always recorded together. This is a rare example of some of the only stuff I recorded without him.
We did a lot of really bad sketch comedy but some of the listenable ones were parody ads. In this one, I advertise Casablanca Records & Tapes…for those who don’t have money to buy the best. I abused my copy of Kiss Killers in order to do this. My only excuse is boredom.
That summer, my sister’s friends were renting the cottage next door. They figure in at the end of the video, if you choose to go that far….
Enjoy this blast from the past, brought to you by TDK D90 cassettes, and my new Kenwood tape deck from Max the Axe!
One record was harmed in the making of this video.
KEEL – The Right to Rock (1985, 2000 Metal Mayhem Music/bonus track)
From the Gene Simmons Song Factory, heeeeere’s Keel!
Let’s talk about the bonus track first. Anybody could tell you that “Easier Said Than Done” was a Simmons song, just from one listen. Surely enough, scan the liner notes, and it’s Gene and Mitch Weissman, whom fans know from 1984’s Animalize album. Like many Gene Simmons productions, The Right to Rock bears his name on a few writing credits. “Easier Said Than Done” is right down mid-80s Kiss alley. What about the remix? Structurally, it is unchanged. The drums sound different, and on a whole the track sounds a little brighter.
That’s it for extras. The booket is only a single fold-out, with no lyrics. It has a note from Ron Keel, indicating that this is the first CD issue of the album outside Japan.
(The rest of this review was previously published in 2015)
The rest of the non-Simmons songs are basically reworkings of tracks from Keel’s first album Lay Down the Law. That album, like Ron Keel’s debut with Steeler (featuring one Yngwie J. Malmsteen) were on Shrapnel. For the A&M Records debut, they pulled out the big guns. They got Gene Simmons in all his wig-ness, and put out a very corny but tremendously fun music video.
It is “America 1989”, and rock and roll is outlawed. “Those who are apprehended suffer severe consequences.” Can our young teenage Keel lookalike get away from the rock police? Quiet Riot did something similar with their “The Wild and the Young” video a year later. It’s corny fun.
The song too is corny fun. I guess it’s a classic now. It has that stock heavy metal riff that you need: something Motley Crue or the Scorpions would be comfortable with. It has that rebellious rock theme that was so prominent in the 80’s. It has a shout-along chorus. “You got it! The Right to Rock!” Hey, I grew up in a Catholic school. I know what this is about. “Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life!” I had a teacher call me out on the first day of school for wearing a Judas Priest T-shirt. I could relate to this song in a big way when I was 13.
It should be noted that Gene Simmons, as a producer, is not known for his sonics. The Right to Rock sounds pretty good for the period, but the drums ring shallow and weak. There’s not much presence for the bass guitar, and the backing vocals are the typical rock mush. That’s what you get with Gene behind the console.
“Back to the City” has a good Priest-like chug to it. I think Keel were going for something middle of the road with their music, like Priest-meets-Scorps-meets-Crue-meets-Kiss. If so, this hit the mark. Ron’s vocals are overwrought but that’s his style. If you don’t like that kind of vocal, you won’t like Keel.
Kinda stinky is “Let’s Spend the Night Together”. You know, I still gotta give the guys credit. They have made this into a pretty fine pop metal song. If you didn’t know the song, you’d assume it’s an original, in the pop metal genre. So from that perspective, I think it’s kinda cool. Stinky and cool — like good gorgonzola.
“Easier Said Than Done” was written by Simmons/Weissman, the same team responsible for much of the Animalize album. The lyrics even reference “Russian Roulette”, a song title Gene had been toying with for years. (A song called “Russian Roulette” was finally released on Sonic Boom.) So, guess who “Easier Said Than Done” sounds like? That’s right — it is a dead ringer for Simmons-style Kiss. And it’s actually a pretty good song. The problem is Ron’s Gene impression. I can’t help but chuckle at his dead-on Gene vocals. I dare you to refrain from a giggle yourself. Same deal with “So Many Girls, So Little Time”. Kiss fans will recognize that’s a line recycled from the Kiss song “Burn Bitch Burn”.
Onto side two, “Electric Love” is a Keel original, but you immediately notice that the song isn’t as immediate as the two previous Simmons tunes. “Speed Demon”, another original, sounds exactly as the title implies. Quality-wise, it’s only at “Priest outtake” level (Defenders of the Faith era). Then it’s back to Simmons outtakes, with “Get Down”, the weakest of the Simmons songs by a long shot. “You’re the Victim (I’m the Crime)” is a Gene-like title, but this too is a Keel tune. It’s in the same vein as “Speed Demon”, and the same level of quality.
It’s fun to revisit The Right To Rock periodically…but sparingly.
3/5 stars

– Off the Soundboard – Poughkeepsie NY 11.26.1984 (2023 Universal)
Are you getting sick of reading all the same complaints about the new Kiss Off the Soundboard CD from Poughkeepsie NY 1984, the fifth in this series?
Me too!
If you can’t appreciate the historical value of a Mark St. John show with Kiss, then I can’t help you.
If you didn’t know Kiss played these songs at lightspeed in the 1980s, then you never saw Animalize Live Uncensored.
And if you don’t know what an official bootleg is, then this CD is not for you anyway.
Actually, the only thing I’m really sick of is typing “Poughkeepsie”!
There are Kiss bootlegs with Mark floating around out there. I can’t vouch for the audio quality on those. This, I can tell you, is soundboard quality, which in my opinion is the best way to hear a live album. Unpolished, the way it was that night on the board. I love hearing the band make mistakes. I have no problem with the fact you can barely hear the bass on some tracks, and too much on others. The vocals are clear and each member is distinct in their singing. Whether you think Paul is too “erratic” or not, that’s personal taste.
The setlist is similar to Animalize Live. You won’t hear any Animalize deep cuts that were not on that video. Two songs are incomplete (“Young and Wasted” and “Rock and Roll all Nite”) due to tape issues but are included for their historical significance. No issues here. In fact, “Rock and Roll all Nite” might be better this way…it often drags on too long at the end of a show!
The jazz-influenced Mark definitely added his own style and twists to the solos, even simple ones like “Detroit Rock City”. There, he inserted an extra note or two to make it his. Mark was a shredder, and that was the direction Kiss wanted to go in at that time. It was the 80s. Bands had to have shredders if they wanted the kids to take them seriously. Mark wasn’t even Kiss’ first shredder, but he was certainly unique. There’s a lot of whammy bar, and some pretty wicked licks on songs like “Fits Like a Glove”. Now, before you get too excited, the “Guitar Solo” listed on the back cover is Paul Stanley’s familiar solo that he was playing during that era.
Mark aside, Eric Carr is a star on this album. He was a busier drummer than Peter Criss and he goes to town on songs like “Cold Gin” and “Under the Gun”. Fox fans will not want to miss this CD in their collection. Peak Eric. His drum solo will be familiar, yet will also most likely sound better than any version you currently own. Unfortunately he stops singing on part of “Young and Wasted”, which is one of the partial songs anyway, so no big deal. We have him singing that on Animalize Live.
Paul Stanley’s performance is pure rock and roll, and especially expressive on “I Still Love You”, but many have complained about the F-bombs dropped during his intro to “Love Gun”. Hey…check out the Animalize Live version for something naughtier than an F-bomb!
If you’re Kiss collector, this is ending up in your library regardless. Choose your format and go wild like the animals.
3.5/5 stars for the quality
3.5/5 stars as a “Kiss show”
5/5 stars for historical value and significance to the Kiss army
Jen beat Covid just in time to enjoy a happy Easter with the family.
I rocked my brand new Grab A Stack of Rock “Faces” hoodie, and unboxed the new KISS Off The Soundboard: Poughkeepsie 11/28/1984. This is the only soundboard show with Mark St. John on lead guitar. This will be an interesting listen to a period of KISStory that ended prematurely. Also opened the deluxe Blackout by Scorpions, one of the few deluxes of theirs that I was missing. No longer!
Finally, I opened a new Apexcam, underwater camera. My cottage videos from last year were lacking in underwater footage. The old camera case had finally cracked. Now I have a new one, in time to up my cottage video game this summer!
Unfortunately the Jays beat the California Angels, ending Easter on a downer! Hah.
On the bright side…we now have Tee Bone Man shirts! Thanks Harrison!
An expansion upon #579: Entering the Asylum
RECORD STORE TALES #1043: Music From the Elder – Winter 1986
As much as we teased him, and as much as he may have deserved it, George Balazs was something of the elder statesman of music on our street. An awkward kid with big glasses, big hair, and knobby knees, George was an outcast from every group. Yet, George was passionate about music to a degree that pushed the rest of us further in as well.
George fancied himself a bass player, and Gene Simmons was his idol. He posed like Gene, he sang like Gene, and just really wanted to be Simmons. He surely gave it a shot, but to most of us, he was a joke. An awkward, porn-obsessed older kid who dressed in the full metal regalia with studded wristbands and bandannas. What he did have going for him was a pretty good record collection.
I don’t know where he got the money, working at Long John Silver’s down the street, but George always had a steady stream of new records coming in. Sam the Record Man, Dr. Disc, or Encore Records was his supplier. George always had a hustle going on, selling old comic boys or toys. He always felt like he was making money, even though he was buying the comics at retail price and selling them for half that. I got my entire GI Joe collection from him that way. George was acquiring complete collections of Iron Maiden, Judas Priest and Lee Aaron vinyl. Kiss was nearly complete: By the start of 1986 he finally acquired Kiss Killers, and only needed Double Platinum and The Elder.
George always made it well known how good his Kiss collection was. We all knew what he needed. He made sure that was publicly known.
Meanwhile, I was in grade eight, a miserable year of fake friends and emboldened bullies. There was a newer kid in class, named Joe Ciaccia (pronounced “chee-chaw”). In casual conversation, Joe boasted that he already had a complete Kiss collection. I suspected he was lying to impress me, but I pressed him on it. If his was complete, maybe he’d sell his copy of The Elder to George. I was being selfless here. Even though I had started getting Kiss albums myself, I was thinking only of George. I knew George would allow me to record it, once acquired.
I informed George that I knew someone who had The Elder, and George nearly leaped out of his shoes.
“WHO?” he asked.
“Joe Ciccia, this kid at school. He says he has all the Kiss albums.”
“Bullshit,” said George. “There hasn’t been a copy of The Elder for sale in this town in two years.”
“Well he says he has it,” I insisted. I was instructed to broker a trade, and so I did.
On a slushy Sunday afternoon in the dead of winter, I loaded up my Sanyo ghetto blaster with batteries and my Kiss Asylum tape. With Bob Schipper and George Balazs, we trudged off in the snow, blasting “King of the Mountain”. I can still remember holding that stereo as steady as I could, while Eric Carr pounded out the drum intro. Asylum was their newest album, and my copy was only a few months old.
George was adamant that we were going to Joe Ciccia’s place, and not leaving without The Elder. The address and time were set up. “I don’t care what he wants for it, I’m not leaving without that record.” The Elder was all but legendary. None of us had heard any of the music, except George, who had seen the music video for “A World Without Heroes” once. He loved the song. He could not wait to get that record in his hands and on his platter! No matter the cost.
It wasn’t a long walk, it just took forever with that slush all over the ground. It was a wet, dark Canadian winter day, and we were on a mission.
Joe lived on Breckenridge Drive, the same street as Brian Vollmer and Ian Johnson. Joe was about to inherit a certain crown from Ian – the king of lies.
We arrived at Joe’s apartment and buzzed. No answer. Buzzed again. No answer. It became clear that, as I had suspected. Joe was all talk and no Elder. We waited outside in the cold a while, but there was no sign of Joe. We were at the right place at the expected time, but Joe was hiding. As expected, George was partly crushed and mostly pissed off. Joe dodged me at school the next day. George kept pestering me to arrange a second hookup with Joe, thinking he still had that copy of The Elder that he wanted so badly. I realized Joe was full of shit and told George my unfortunate opinion. The record was not there, period. Joe was telling stories, trying to act cool and impress me at school. Then he got caught in the lie, not realizing that George was going to go apeshit and do whatever he had to do to get this record, and he hid. This was after going so far as to arrange a trade and giving me the address. He really went all the way before his lie could take him no further.
George did get a copy of The Elder a short time later, and he still taped me a copy. It was a strange album to me, with a lot of music that didn’t sound like rock, but I liked it because it was Kiss. Songs like “The Oath”, “I” and “Odyssey” were immediately appealing.
What happened to Joe? He was one of the first kids to have a girlfriend at school. I seem to remember it being quite scandalous for our little Catholic school. He was making out with Sharon Burns, a girl we’d known since Kindergarten. Then we graduated and I never saw him again.
When I think of Joe I’ll always remember him for two things: the colossal Kiss lie, and making out with Sharon on a religious retreat at Mount Mary. Things you just never forget.
RECORD STORE TALES #1038: Cool
Recently I’ve been thinking about what it means to be “cool”. I certainly do not feel “cool”. I have certainly pretended to be cool. I had many phases of attempts at being cool. They were mostly spectacular failures with a few notable successes. Yet only rarely and sporadically did I ever actually feel “cool”.
As a young misfit kid with only a few close friends, I was a loner at school. I was more interested in reading books while listening to John Williams soundtracks than hockey. There’s a line in a Tragically Hip song called “Fireworks” that sort of outlines what it was like to have no interest in hockey. “You said you didn’t give a fuck about hockey, and I never saw someone say that before.” The kids at school teased me because I didn’t know who any of the Maple Leafs were and I certainly had no interest in skating. It was just something I had to do. My mother made me take hockey lessons and I hated the way those skates made my feet ache. I just couldn’t wait to get off the ice where my dad would buy me a Mountain Dew. I could barely skate and still can’t. My mom told me that “every good Canadian should know how to skate.” I just wanted to go home and play with my beloved Star Wars guys. My Luke, Han, Darth, and Stormtrooper figures were always a comfort at home. I was not cool.
Along came music and I was still not cool. The other kids had Duran Duran and Mr. Mister while I discovered the back catalogue of a dinosaur rock band called Kiss. I made a pathetic attempt at growing my hair. To the other kids at school, I was the nerd who wore the Han Solo shirt a couple years ago, and was now decked out in a Judas Priest shirt that said “Rock Hard Ride Free”. I was not cool.
I sat in my basement with my VCR, and I watched and rewatched Kiss Animalize Live Uncensored and studied Paul Stanley. He obviously had no problem being cool. All he had to do was tell a story about his Love Gun and he had women throwing their underwear at him. He looked so cool when he danced on stage. He had these tassels on his pants that twirled when he did these spinning kick moves. I would get a tennis racket and try doing the same moves in the street in front of my house. I felt cool. I imagined the music behind me. I imagined it was a real guitar in my arms, and tassels on my pants. I felt cool…but I was not cool.
Highschool came and went, and I had a pretty low profile. Girls didn’t know my name and I didn’t raise my hand in class. I wanted to be cool but anonymity was OK too. I didn’t have the baggage of my nerdy Star Wars past so I established myself as a rocker from day one. That didn’t really make me cool; the majority of kids were short-hairs who liked music I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole. I got by, but I was not cool.
University came and went with the same anonymity, but the very foundations on which I had built my persona were crumbling. In 1991 Kurt Cobain made greasy hair and ratty sweaters the new cool, and I was left behind in the dust. It took two years, but in 1993 I finally cut my hair. I went with a short hair and bearded look. I didn’t even feel cool anymore. I was not cool.
I don’t think I really felt a smidgen cool until I started working at the record store in 1994. Then I had something I could boast about. It was a cool job. I felt a bit like an imposter, that I was not cool enough for that job, but I sure made people know I worked in a record store. Grunge was popular, nu-metal was on its way, and I was still stuck in the 70s and 80s. I really struggled with a persona during the record store years. I had a variety of hair styles and colours. I bought a pair of Doc Marten boots. I got a whole bunch of piercings. At this point, I started to become a little bit more successful in my dating life. The ladies seemed to like the spiky blonde hair and the piercings. I may have looked cool, but in hindsight it was just another attempt at being cool. I was not cool.
I quit the record store, and I got married. For the first time in my life, I started to feel a little cool. I had a good job, the most amazing wife, and I had a killer wedding. Awesome music. We were told by mulitple guests from all age groups that it was the best, most fun wedding, they’d ever been to. I felt awesome. After marriage, Jen and I threw a number of killer house parties. I did multiple studio appearances on radio. I felt cool and I think for a little while, for a change, I was cool.
Age started creeping up on me and the years started taking their toll. I began to take more value in how comfortable things were, rather than how cool they looked. I had new priorities in life, like maintaining a house and taking care of a sick wife. The things that used to matter more were trivial now. I had to appear somewhat professional at work and be prepared to put on steel toe boots and a helmet. Carefully crafted hair and flashy shoes had no place anymore. I was not cool.
Yet the definitions of cool have once again changed. Have they moved in a direction more to my favour this time? I don’t know, but suddenly Star Wars is popular again and old rock bands pull in crowds of all ages when they embark on the second-last ever farewell tours. Older guys with grey hair seem to be popular — looking at you Anson Mount (and Tim Durling). Is it possible…that the time has come that I’m cool again?
I wear Crocs. In fact now I wear Crocs with freakin’ headlights on them. People know this. They are aware of it. Yet some of the coolest people in the world that I know…tell me I’m cool?
You can imagine why I’m skeptical.
I don’t think I’ll ever really feel cool. Do you? Have you felt cool in your life? What did it feel like, and what did it do for your life? I think when I feel cool, I feel more confident. Confidence is important in moderation. It won’t be long before I used to be with “it”, but then they changed what”it” was. Then what I’m with isn’t “it” anymore and what’s “it” seems weird and scary. It’ll happen to you!