The weekly LeBrain Train has come to an end after 18 solid months. I’ve done what I wanted to do — keep you entertained and connected during this pandemic. I’ve not missed a week, but my fuel tanks need refilling and now’s the time to take a break. But not to fear — as we announced, there is an alternative.
Darr Erickson said, “What about re-running classic episodes instead of going live?” So that’s what we’re doing! Special and well regarded past episodes will be repeated on Friday nights at the regular time and regular place. The shows aren’t necessarily easy to find so we’ll do the searching for you, and play the best of the best one more time.
Next week tune in for the ZZ Top Deep Cuts episode, which made many lists tonight.
Oh right, the lists! Joined by Harrison the Mad Metal Man, we listed the Nigel Tufnel Top Ten episodes of all time. Lists submitted by:
Special Sausagefest 20 highlights & video from Uncle Meat (0:31:15)
Lego LeBrain Train diorama & Easter Eggs with Harrison (1:01:30)
Not one but two new LeBrain train intros, adding new faces
Watch the video to learn who’s who in this Lego diorama by Harrison!
Discussion in the comments was lively and made me wonder if more people are still home on a Friday night than I assumed. I hope you enjoy next week’s repeat of the ZZ Top episode. With Dusty’s recent passing, it will be interesting in retrospect.
And we’ll be back with Superdekes on September 24 to talk to Storm Force one more time. Our first interview was Storm Force so it’s full circle. Stay tuned for plenty more list and theme shows. The ideas flowed in the comments section so there is no shortage of potential themes!
The LeBrain Train: 2000 Words or More with Mike Ladano
Episode 81 – A Retrospective
When you put as much into something as I have with this show, you eventually need a break. I said I would keep doing this every week so long as Covid is keeping people stuck at home with nothing to do on a Friday night. I think I’ve done that. While not 100% of us are back to situation normal, it’s clear that most of us have had other things to do on the weekends. And that’s awesome.
Given that the landscape has changed, and I’ve been at this for 18 solid months, changes are coming. This show is to honour the past and look to the future.
Tonight, Harrison and I shall discuss our Nigel Tufnel Top Ten LeBrain Train Episodes of all time. We’ll also run down the show’s history from its debut on March 20, 2020 to the present. The fun, the ambition, the setbacks, the wins, the losses, and the memorable. And what is to come! We have something very, very cool planned. You have Darr Erickson to thank.
I’ll be back September 24 with Superdekes to talk to Greg Fraser of Storm Force. And we’ll be back again and again, any time a bunch of us want to talk about music on a Friday night.
As Ozzy would say, “Thank you, goodnight, I love you all.”
A remarkable album by a singular talent. Paul Laine came equipped with buckets of ability and a hell of a team. Laine wanted Bruce Fairbairn at the producer’s desk, and through sheer determination, that’s who he got. His debut album Stick it in Your Ear was compared to Bon Jovi, but Paul had more youthful innocence and exuberance. Similarities are inevitable, but you can hear the difference when he starts to sing.
If you want to play the comparison game, the long dramatic intro to the song “One Step Over the Line” is similar to Bon Jovi’s “Lay Your Hands On Me”. This tough little mid-tempo rocker gives Paul a chance to belt. The cool keyboard accents are from an era when rockers were unafraid of a little sweetening. It goes a bit Deep Purple during the long instrumental break — the track is over seven minutes long.
Things really kick into gear on “We Are the Young”, a legitimate rock anthem. Laine was just a kid, so when he sang it, he meant it. In the middle is a progressive rock keyboard break, proving Paul had many dimensions already. Then he goes all Robert Plant in the outro!
After two pretty epic tracks in a row, Paul’s big hit “Dorianna” makes its appearance. This irresistible little pop rocker is replete with organ intro (edited out of the single version) and shimmering guitar harmonies. Not to mention that chorus, which will stay in your head for the rest of the day.
A power ballad, “Is It Love”, represents that best that the genre has to offer. If you thought you’ve already heard every ballad that is worth hearing, then make room for one more. The power chorus nails it, and that backing piano must be a Fairbairn twist. This is followed by the most “Bon Jovi” of any of the songs, “Heart of America”. But only if Bon Jovi could sing like a screamin’ hurricane, because the truth is, this songs blows away any of Jon’s in terms of power. Corny lyrics, but what’s a kid from Canada going to write about?
“Main Attraction” opens a bit like Van Halen, showing off the shredding, and then breaks into a dash. It’s the least individual of the songs, sounding the most generic, but it’s not a bad tune by any means. Just the least impressive of nine pretty awesome tunes.
Things take a striking turn on the blues “Doin’ Time” featuring a jam with James Cotton on harmonica. Beginning authentically, Paul soon breaks into a wicked screamin’ blues. When James Cotton starts blowin’, the thing just goes to another level. One of the best rock-blues tracks you’re likely to find this side of Badlands.
A big anthemic ballad called “I’ll Be There” blows the nuts off anything Jon Bon has cooked up over the years. It’s more like Holidays In Eden era Marillion, two years early. But that’s just a preamble to the finale: “Break Down the Barricades”, a massive tune with enough hooks to feed an entire nation of hungry rock n’ rollers all their vitamins and minerals.
Stick it in Your Ear might be the last great debut album of the hard rock age. While the genre suffered from too much similar product on the shelves, and was destined to be supplanted by something more edgy, this is one album that deserved a shot. More so than some of its contemporaries by established bands entering slumps at the same time. This is simply a very special album that started Laine on a long career that continues today.
Charlie Watts, the legendary Rolling Stones drummer, has passed at age 80.
While not the original drummer, Watts joined the fledgling Stones in 1963 and played on every album they ever recorded. He was as steady as the morning star, and the Stones often said if Charlie wasn’t there, then the Stones weren’t either. However in recent weeks doctors advised Watts that he should not tour with the band and they enlisted Steve Jordan as a fill-in. Watts never recovered and passed away in hospital.
The Stones have sold 200,000,000 albums over the last 57 years. Watts’ steady beat was behind them all.
His style was simple yet essential. Charlie was one of the steadiest drummers in rock history. Perhaps his greatest performance was on “Gimme Shelter”, his unmistakable rhythm propelling the song.
Of all the rock star deaths in 2021, this could be the most devastating. Rest in peace, Charlie Watts. You helped make rock and roll what it became.
One of the greatest joys of youth was improvising. What continues today with music and tech, started back then with toys. We made our own games with what we had. Bored with the toys already sitting in the basement, we simply invented new ones of our own. Board games using army men as the pieces, or Star Wars playsets made of shoeboxes. We did it out of boredom and necessity. Kenner didn’t make a Cloud City playset, and even if they did it would be too large and expensive. Instead we made one ourselves, complete with sliding carboard pocket doors. It had multiple levels and was scaled to work with Kenner figures.
At the cottage, the need to improvise was multiplied. We couldn’t count on TV for entertainment, with only two channels. We could not bring all our toys and games with us to the lake. Therefore we had to have fun with what we had. For the first 10 years or so, the cottage was under constant construction. Rooms were not finished all at once, but a little bit each year. Same with exterior elements like porches and sheds. That meant there was always scrap wood, nails and a hammer available.
I recently dug up some of our cottage improvisations. They date back 35-40 years. These haven’t seen the light of day in so long, that there was also an abandoned nest of some kind in the box. Unsurprisingly, given my early penchant for being a Tony-Stark like arms dealer, all these home-made toys are built for war!
First up are my weapons. My dad made me a bow and arrow when I was a kid. The bow broke but he kept it along with one of my arrows. I can see where I taped a little fin on the arrow. The arrows were not sharpened; there were no tips. It was just to see how far I could shoot them. Not far! You couldn’t really hurt anyone.
Also in the weapons locker was my old tomahawk. I found the perfect stone and branch, lashed them together, and voila! 35 years later my tomahawk is still intact. I can’t believe this stuff wasn’t burned up for firewood ages ago.
Next, and ripe for a tetanus infection, is our little flotilla of battleships. We always had offcuts hanging around. These look to be made of tongue-and-groove panelling. Decent toy boats were always hard to find. They were either super fragile, or leaked and sank. Our boats always floated and were armed to the teeth. Look at the all the guns! Rotating turrets too. My sister’s boats weren’t as sophisticated as mine. She got into the boat making game too, adding her own graphics and designs. We brought these boats down to the water and had some pretty fun adventures. And nobody got hurt on the rusty nails.
Finally, we had some plastic beach cars and trucks that we always had a blast with in the sand. We built roads and bridges. I found plain old cars a little more boring than my sister did, so I took things into my own hands. I got my favourite yellow pickup truck, and armor plated it. My mom gave me hell for using too much tinfoil. “Expensive!” she would always remind me. But I had to take my time and get it right. I had to do it twice. The idea was to leave no Scotch tape visible on the outside. At the end I had a shiny silver armored pickup truck. And amazingly enough, some of that armor plate is still on the truck. It was combat ready. I always thought it would be cool if I could find a little helicopter to hang out in the truck bed, but I never did.
I found these old toys sitting in a cardboard box in the shed when I was looking for dry firewood. Of course there was no way I could burn these up. The battleship, which I have now dubbed Bismarck, might even float again one day. They’ll never sink the Bismarck!
Ah, 16! The age you’re supposed to get your driver’s license and go on dates with girls. Maybe even get a part time job. Except I did none of that.
The summer of 1988 was much like any summer. It was marked by new music, trips to the cottage, and another visit from Captain Destructo, my cousin Geoff. Predator was in the movie theaters and WWF wrestling was hot. Summer was not going to suck.
Super Mario on the NES
I was well tanned from days at the beach, and when Geoff and family rolled into the cottage that July, Geoff brought his new toy: a Nintendo Entertainment System (NES). This was a whole new world for us. I had never seen Super Mario Brothers or Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out. I sure saw a lot of them when Geoff came to visit. Saw. Not played. I played a little bit, but Geoff monopolised the game. I’ll never forget when he was playing Punch-Out and he was down to the second last boxer. He thought he was going to knock him out and move on to Mike Tyson. However my dad walked in front of the screen, Geoff started screaming, and lost the game. You would have thought he lost the invasion at Normandy for all the fuss. Me, I just would have liked another turn at the game.
Video games were exciting, but nothing was better than playing outside. With Predator hot in the cinemas, and lots of plastic guns to play with, we scattered into the forest hunting for the stealthy alien. Geoff insisted he was Dutch (Arnold Schwarzenegger). That made me Blain (Jesse Ventura). We forced my sister Kathryn to play Hawkins (Shane Black), the worst character and first one to die in the film. Eventually we let her play Billy the tracker (Sonny Landham).
I love how this trailer gives away the whole movie.
Leaping, dodging, climbing. We owned that forest.
There is so much joy running through the woods with plastic guns pretending to hunt a space alien. And the best part was, in the movie the Predator was invisible for most of the time: we didn’t need anybody to play the bad guy. It didn’t take much imagination to pretend to see movement in the forest. We were a team of three on a quest. I know that this is one of the happiest summer memories for all three of us.
After a few days at the lake, we returned home to Kitchener, with Geoff still in tow. We hung out in the basement watching WWF and the Pepsi Power Hour. Cinderella were hot with “Gypsy Road” and I had to get that album. Long Cold Winter was an odd title for a summer album, but it was most definitely a summer album. I could not wait to get it but I had a birthday coming and I wasn’t allowed to buy stuff for myself until after.
For what was probably the last time, we went with Geoff to his grandfather’s huge property for an afternoon in the pool. One last splash, in the bright figure-8 shaped pool. That giant pond behind us in the background. Maintaining that summer tan.
The three big albums for me that summer were Long Cold Winter by Cinderella, Second Sighting by Ace Frehley, and Ram It Down by Judas Priest. I loved it for all its flaws. It was heavy and I thought it had five potential single-worthy songs: “Ram It Down”, “Heavy Metal”, “Hard As Iron”, and “Blood Red Skies”, in addition to the already-released “Johnny B. Goode”. Only the Chuck Berry cover made it to music video form. I waited all summer for a music video for “Blood Red Skies” to finally hit. I could always predict the next single, and I just knew it had to be “Blood Red Skies”. Week after week, I waited. I dreaded missing it during vacation at the cottage. I just knew it would be any week now. I had a dream one night of what it would look like. There Priest were on the bridge of some kind of spaceship, hovering over the landscape beneath the blood red skies. It never came. I thought if Priest released a video for “Blood Red Skies”, it would chart. Into the fall, Priest never released another single. A disappointment and a mistake.
Into August, I finally got my copy of Cinderella. After one listen correctly predicted that “Don’t Know What You Got (‘Til It’s Gone)” would be the second video. I always looked forward to the new videos by bands, but like Judas Priest, Frehley disappointed me by never releasing a second video for Second Sighting. I thought there were a number of potential hits, such as “Fallen Angel”, “Time Ain’t Running Out”, “New Kind of Lover” and “Juvenile Delinquent”.
In Stratford, visiting my Aunt and Uncle, I picked up Live + 1, also by Ace Frehley. The Space Ace had two releases in 1988, with one being a live/studio EP. This weekend was the first time I experienced strong insomnia. I remember tossing and turning the entire night, not falling asleep once for even a minute. Seeing the sun come up. I was getting more and more upset that I couldn’t sleep, which made it worse.
Another cassette picked up that summer in Stratford was High ‘N’ Dry, which became an immediate favourite. Def Leppard were the biggest band in the world that summer. Hysteria was selling like hotcakes. It didn’t take off in ’87, but when “Pour Some Sugar On Me” hit, that was all it took. Many nights were spent listening to the radio at the lake, waiting for “Pour Some Sugar On Me”. Hysteria‘s singles were harder to predict. I didn’t expect there to be seven of them, but I definitely thought “Love and Affection” would make it before “Rocket” did.
We visited with our friends the Szabos, we played games, and we listened to a lot of music. I had my heavy metal, my sister had Glass Tiger and was starting to get into Def Leppard. Our Walkmen came with us everywhere. As the summer drew to an end we made a trip up to Tobermory to take the S.S. Chi-Cheemaun to Manitoulin island. I loved boats and islands but the trip was a bit of a bore. The gift shop didn’t have a lot to keep us entertained. I bought one of those black and white wrestling magazines, and a wooden postcard to send to nobody. It took a while for me to get my sea legs. I felt nauseous and wasn’t sure I could eat. Eventually the rocking of the boat became fun. The wind on the top deck was exactly like the “Jack, I’m flying!” scene in Titanic.
There was more, much more, but who can remember it all? Watching Rob Halford interviewed on the Pepsi Power Hour, recording it, and watching it over and over again. Seeing new Van Halen (“When It’s Love”) on TV. Suffering through rumours of Kiss breaking up. Looking for the latest Def Leppard 7″ singles at Zellers. So many memories, jumbled and out of order, hard to keep all straight.
The summer ended on a high, but what I didn’t know is that was only a precursor to my happiest school year, grade 11. Hair metal was peaking but it was about to get even bigger in ’89. Everything was in sync. Summer, music, school — all extraordinary in 1988.
This one was sent in by James Kalyn of the KMA. Marketing genius. Since 67% of US households owns pets, it stands to reason that 67% or more of Kiss fans also own pets? (Probably cats.)
If I owned a pet, you can bet I’d have this “Piss Destroyer” at standby for any carpet emergencies!
Let’s have a huge round of applause for our awesome panel tonight! Showing off all our most beloved treasures, this show was a bounty of beautiful musical mana.
We didn’t stick strictly to the idea of saving “albums” from a fire. We just made it “music” and in some cases it was “musical memorabilia”. All good — all valuable in their own way. Some valuable in serious monetary ways! Wait until you hear how much some of these things cost today!
Me (LeBrain)
John T. Dreyfuss (2loud2oldmusic.com) – official price checker of the evening
The LeBrain Train: 2000 Words or More with Mike and Friends
Episode 80 – Nigel Tufnel Top Music We’d Save From A Fire
We’ve all heard the question while hanging with pals over a couple drinks. “What albums would you save from a fire?” Nobody even wants to think of it! But as a fun exercise, tonight we’ll tell you our Nigel Tufnel Top Ten Albums We’d Save From A Fire! Whatever gets saved, you can be you’ll hear about some treasures that are very near and dear to our hearts.
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