Being sick is rarely funny, but in order to survive, one must be able to find the humour in such things.
I was sick last week. I woke up one morning with some bed-head, tried to run a comb through it, and well, this is what I looked like! Not quite a dead ringer for Jack Nance in Eraserhead, but close enough?
RUSH – Rare Rush (2002 home made CD set from acquired downloads)
Once upon a time there was a cool, but doomed, Rush fansite. This site had countless downloads for free, and was shut down in short order. While it was up, I grabbed all the studio rarities that they had, and one official live track I was missing. This compilation is made from all of it.
The rarities begin at the start, with the only two tracks featuring John Rutsey on drums. They are significant ones. “Not Fade Away” and “Can’t Fight It” were their very first single on Moon records in 1973. It’s early Rush, more rock n’ roll, and way more high pitched. These are very basic recordings, copied from vinyl. “Not Fade Away” is the old Buddy Holly classic, but harder and with Geddy Lee walkin’ that bassline. “Can’t Fight It” is an original, co-written by Lee and Rutsey. It’s a simple but busy rocker. Alex cuts loose some solos, Rutsey goes bananas on the kit, and Geddy holds it all down with a little bit of flash. One listen to this and you’d know Rush were going places. There’s an electricity on the single that carried over to the first album. They were kids but they could play.
An edit of “Bravado” from Roll the Bones sounds like a CD single was the source. What a song. Is it a ballad? Who cares. It burns. Neil kills it with a drum roll beyond perfect, right at the start of the fade-out, which is why you need the full-length original. It also contains one of the most poignant Neil Peart lyrics: “And when the music stops, there’s only the sound of the rain.”
Next is the three part interview “It’s a Rap”, from the Roll the Bones era. Alex’s portion comes from a 7″ single, Geddy’s from a rare European CD single, and Neil’s from the more common one.* Neil’s is probably the most interesting. He discusses the controversial rap section from the “Roll the Bones” single, which was his idea. Robbie Robertson and John Clease were two people they thought of to deliver the rap, before Geddy did it himself. Speaking of Geddy, his interview has the best quote: “I don’t know how we got this image. Maybe we wore too many robes in the 70s.”
The “pre-release” tracks here from Counterparts are slightly different in the mix. The differences are very subtle. Some more prominent keyboard here, a less double-tracked vocal there. “Ghost of a Chance” has unique Lifeson fills in the last part of the song. These tracks will be fun for any fan of Counterparts (a great album). Some of the best songs have these “pre-release” tracks. From “Animate” through “Double Agent”and finally “Everyday Glory”, these are awesome tunes. “Cold Fire” absolutely smokes. Unfortunately these tracks are not as clear as others, as they came (as I recall) originally from a rare promo cassette.
An edit of “Virtuality” from the (honestly dreadful) Test for Echo album is a drag. I don’t like to speak ill of the dead but “Net boy, net girl” is not one of Neil Peart’s best lyrics. In the 90s there was a trend of internet-themed songs, and none of them were really any good. Moving onto “Nobody’s Hero”, which is a “master edit” (not sure what that is). It’s only short by about 20 seconds at the end as it fades early.
The only live track on here, “Force Ten”, comes from the very rare and expensive Japanese import for Different Stages. It could possibly be the only Japanese bonus track that Rush have. Much like the album itself, this track is awesome and harder hitting than its studio counterpart.
Disc 2 opens with a radio edit of “Test for Echo”, one of the best tunes from that album. Really cool is an instrumental mix of “One Little Victory”, though it’s so fuckin’ overdriven. Vapor Trails reduced to mp3 (especially back then) is a harsh sound. This is very brickwalled. But as an instrumental, it’s worth suffering through. Compare that to the crisp “Show Don’t Tell” (promo edit) that follows. Now you have depth and texture.
Vintage vibes return on an old “Spirit of Radio” edit — two of them actually. One is 2:59, the other 3:23. They crackle of old vinyl. Consider that the original is almost five minutes! Radio edits are what they are — chopped to cram more songs in between commercial breaks. “Shatter the illusion of integrity, yeah.”
Some high-tech songs shake it up a bit. “Big Money” and “Red Sector A” are edited and truncated (“Big Money” for a music video). “Red Sector A” is missing a whole minute of music from the middle, which you definitely miss. The edit is just yucky, as is the one at the start of “Secret Touch” from Vapor Trails. I’m realizing that, on its own, I can listen to Vapor Trails. But I cannot listen to them one song at a time on a mix CD like this. That overdriven mix is too drastic for a compilation. (This is why Rush remixed tracks for their own Retrospective 3 album.)
“Time and Motion” is a “work in progress” pre-release, and it’s harder to listen to than the album version from Test For Echo. More enjoyable is an edit of “The Pass” (Presto). This brilliant, minimalist Rush tune was the start of a new kind of sound for them. An awkward edit of “Tom Sawyer” cuts the song down to 3:32, a real shame. Here’s thing: “Tom Sawyer” was Rush tightening things up; making them concise. There was no fat to trim on that song. Everything that was there belonged. This edit is a butcher job, cuts all over the place, an absolute travesty.
Next we arrive at the remixes. The “Punchit Scratchit” and “Rock Slamfist” mixes of “Tom Sawyer” come from a promo single for the Small Soldiers soundtrack. They’re pretty terrible. Nobody needed to overdub somebody going “rock! rock!” over it. There’s a neat loop repeated in both mixes, but most fans will call these tracks “abominations”. Don’t forget that these were done for a kid’s movie.
Saving one of the best for last, it’s “The Weapon” featuring Joe Flaherty as “Count Floyd”! Fans of SCTV know who that is. The 7″ single this originated from goes for about 45 bucks on Discogs. Definitely an item reserved for those with an all-expenses paid Rush card! It really is a treasure though, considering the importance of SCTV to Rush over the years. Joe Flaherty on a Rush single — yes, I want that.
The compilation ends on an up note, with an edit of “Time Stand Still”; though a bit choppy. It stands as a reminder that Rush are not serviced well by single edits. Indeed, any edit on this set is noticeably inferior to its album counterpart. These particular Rush songs were honed in the studio to the necessary elements already. Further thinning did not need to happen and only hinders enjoyment.
But, they’re rare, is the thing. And collectors live for anything different from the album versions. It’s part of our disease. I won’t say “go and track down these promo singles”. No, don’t do that. That’s expensive. I just hope you found this information interesting. There are definitely treasures worth spending money on, among these downloads. But sellers know that, and charge according to what they feel they can soak you for. It’s unfortunate but owning this stuff physically is hard to prioritise, and for that reason, most of us will have to settle for downloads and bootlegs.
* Neil’s interview is the only one that I own physically on CD single.
WTF SEARCH TERMS XLIII: More Sexy than Sexy edition
It’s Friday so it’s time for some funny.
WTF Search Terms are those weird words that you typed into a search engine to get here. Most of the time, people were searching for sex. From penis pumps to the genitalia of the lead singer of Queen, here are the latest and greatest WTFs!
swedish penis pump for sail
austin powers enlarge your penis
When I wrote Record Store Tales Part 266, about a novelty “penis pump” that I was given by co-workers, I never expected the hits to keep rolling in. And…”sail”?
Holy Diver, You’ve been down too long in the midnight sea, Oh what’s becoming of me.
Ride the tiger, You can see his stripes but you know he’s clean, Oh don’t you see what I mean.
I can’t believe it has been this long. 20 frickin’ years ago I started talking to a metalhead in England named Dan Slessor, from Brighton. He has since deleted his social media and I’m no longer in touch with him. Hi Dan! I hope you are well. Drop me a line.
I was very happy for him when Dan told me had started writing for Kerrang! (I still have an issue with one of his articles, and Josh Homme on the cover.) He had achieved the Dream. Best of all, he got to interview rock stars for the magazine: Tom Araya, David Coverdale, Joe Elliott….
And Ronnie James goddamn Dio!
One of Dan’s signature moves was to ask bands a joke question, in hope that they have a sense of humour and it would loosen things up. It worked with Tom Araya when Dan asked him if Slayer ever killed time on the tour bus by seeing how many pencils they could stuff in their pubes.
I recently dug up an old message from Dan. It was just after he interviewed Dio. And folks, I can testify that in May 2008, Dan did ask Dio if he had ever ridden a tiger.
Dan told me that while Ronnie did answer in the negative, “Dio was awesome dude – and judging by his amusement, I think I’m the first person to ever ask him if he’d actually ridden a tiger….”
Ronnie passed away only two years after that interview. You gotta give Dan credit for that one! I don’t know anyone else who has asked Dio that question.
Dan, I hope you are doing well and if you stumble upon this, please drop me a line, I’d love to catch up!
DIO – Live In London – Hammersmith Apollo 1993 (2014 Eagle)
The only good thing that came from Ronnie Dio’s death is the number of reissues and live albums we’ve gotten since. One of the more overlooked eras of Dio was the “Tracy G” era, Strange Highways and Angry Machines. Dio had just reunited in the middle of the grunge movement. Tracy G (ex-WWIII) was not to everybody’s taste. While he could indeed shred, he also utilized shrill noise and harmonics in his guitar work which isn’t everybody’s cup of tea. He could, however, lend Dio a heavier edge necessary in 1993. Add in bassist Jeff Pilson from Dokken and veteran drummer Vinnie Appice and you have one hell of a lineup.
Dio assembled a setlist with his best material, but ignoring a couple albums. Lock Up the Wolves and Dream Evil were considered disappointments when they were new. Even Sacred Heart is skipped over on this live album, in favour of old classics and a healthy serving of new songs. Sabbath and Rainbow only get a song a piece.
The sound is bloody perfect, as if they meant to release a double live album all along. Having Pilson on bass lends a heavy, low grumble and immaculate backing vocals. Tracy G might be an acquired taste on guitar but there’s no question he could do the job. He gets an extended solo on “Pain” that displays shredding, noise and musicality. Vinnie Appice gets a long solo too, as part of a “Heaven and Hell” / “Man on the Silver Mountain” medley. Eventually the band returns and they pound out a machine gun riff with monstrous Pilson bass licks. Incidentally, it’s Jeff Pilson that captures that old Black Sabbath/Geezer Butler groove better than any other bassist Dio has had.
This is a phenomenal live album. Sure, you can buy live Dio with better known lineups and songs. You can get live stuff with Vivian Campbell or Craig Goldy. This setlist is considerably different from those, and the sound is heavy as hell!
An incredible drummer from an incredible band, Reed Mullin had his demons. Alcohol took him down, like so many before him. Mullin, a founding member of Corrosion of Conformity, will be remembered by his rich hardcore and heavy metal discography.
In recent years as alcohol took its toll, Reed was absent from some COC performances and suffered a seizure in 2016. It was not looking good for the rock warrior, and now we know his particular battle has been lost.
Mullin drummed on one of my personal favourite albums, Deliverance, one of the best rock records of the 1990s. From that album, here is “Albatross”. Rest in peace Reed.
The Goo Goo Dolls were made for the 90s. When the big bands dropped off the charts, where were we to get our fix of melodic rock with acoustic ballads? From Buffalo, NY. The sixth Goos album, Dizzy Up the Girl, was the latest in a stream of albums that got progressively less punk and more acoustic. It was also their first album with critically acclaimed new drummer Mike Malinin, and the first since they had a huge single in “Name”. It’s no surprise they went further in that direction.
Commercial intents aside, Dizzy Up the Girl is a remarkable album. Every song helmed by singer/guitarist Johnny Rzeznik boasts an explosive chorus. The four tracks with bassist Robby Takac singing are the ones that maintain a punk aesthetic, but with a refined sense of composition.
Lead track “Dizzy” is the first of many great single-worthy choruses. In fact it was a single, though not the biggest of the bunch. That would of course be “Iris”, previously issued on the soundtrack to City of Angels. The 90s were not that much different from the 80s when it came down to it, and a power ballad is what made the Goos a household name. Better than Iris though is the single “Slide”. It charted just as high as “Iris” (#1) in the US and Canada. Unlike “Iris”, “Slide” has a driving acoustic vibe. It’s the kind of tune Extreme made their bread and butter with, like “Hole Hearted”.
Two years after “Iris”, the album was still producing singles. “Broadway” is just as good as “Slide” with more emphasis on the electric guitar. It has an earthy, down home quality. “Black Balloon”, another single, takes it back to acoustic with harmonics, and strings added by Canadian David Campbell (father of Beck). Even without the accompaniment it’s one of their biggest and best choruses.
Takac’s four tunes (“January Friend”, “Amigone”, “Full Forever”, and “Extra Pale”) are great breaks between Rzeznik’s more mainstream crooning. Robby’s rasp isn’t commercial but it’s the only real link back to their punk rock days. His songs don’t suck. “Amigone” (pronounced “Am I Gone”) sticks to the brain like chunky peanut butter.
Four of the five singles are top-loaded onto the front of the album, normally a death knell for a solid listen. Not in this case. The Goos boasted album tracks as good as their singles. “Acoustic #3” is good enough to be yet another single. “Bullet Proof”, with its driving guitar, could have been the album opener. The chorus lifts off to the atmosphere. It’s the kind of chorus you expected from the 1980s, not the 1990s. A dramatic “All Eyes On Me” could also have been a solid album opener. All they need is a closer! Nope, they got that too: “Hate This Place” winds things up nicely the way it began. “Hold on, dream away, you’re my sweet charade.”
Dizzy Up the Girl might not be up your alley, but in the 90s, choice was more limited. It was hard to find mainstream rock that didn’t suck. This one stands the test of time, with a collection of excellent guitar-based tunes that fit the mold.
A couple weeks ago, we looked at “limited edition” CDs once more. Today, we follow up with a postscript reinforcing everything we discussed last time.
To recap: Deep Purple have been issuing live albums from a recent “limited edition series”, but all is not as it appears on the surface. As shown last time, the record company (Edel) couldn’t be bothered to even print the number of your limited edition on the sleeve, instead relegating it to a sticker. That was on a copy of the second album in the series, Rome 2013.
Today I received my copy of the first release in the series, Newcastle 2001. This is a track-for-track reissue of discs 5 & 6 of the 2001 Soundboard Series box set. This time the discs have been “remastered” though there is surely nothing wrong with the original release. They have also been numbered as part of a limited edition run. Mine is copy #4222/20,000.
But wait! Didn’t our friend Heavy Metal Overlord, who got his copy far earlier, have a higher number?
He sure did — #8616. Proof that it doesn’t matter how early you order these things. It will have little impact on the number you receive. It’s also proof that there are plenty of copies to go around. Confirmed: you can take your time to order this “limited” release.
This time, however, I’m complaining about a little bit of false advertising. There is a sticker on the front that says “only 2000 copies worldwide”. A bit of a typo there. 20,000 is the correct number. There’s quite a bit of difference between the two. And we still don’t know if that is for CDs, or both CD and vinyl copies.
Once again, we state what should be obvious: if the record companies can’t be bothered to get these “limited editions” right, then why should we care?
Refer yourselves back to Record Store Tales Part 52: Air Guitar. Playing air guitar is fun! It’s healthy! It’s good for you and it’ll burn the calories something fierce.
This past summer I was rocking out to the track “Set Your Sails” by Deadline. I was at the cottage, really digging the notes, and just started spontaneously jamming out. I was alone and I thought, “Maybe I should film myself”. So I did and now I’m finally over how stupid I look.
I enjoy this interview with Neil Peart, because it touches on something that I love about music: A good lyric is open to vast interpretation by the listener. Inevitably, we are going to derive our own meaning from the lyrics regardless of what the writer intended. Take this review by my buddy Aaron Lebold. “Distant Early Warning” had a meaning completely unique to him. Meanwhile, it had a very different meaning to me.
In this clip from the Presto tour, Neil Peart discusses crafting lyrics with MuchMusic. It’s a brilliant lesson from The Professor so pay attention!