R.I.P. George Jones, age 81.
A little while ago, I said that the Klassic Kwotes well had run dry; I was starting a new feature. This is that feature — let me know if you find it entertaining.
WTF SEARCH TERMS Part I: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

Crack = Bad
As a WordPress site, I have access to certain statistics. I can see how many hits I’m getting per day, for example, and how many are unique visitors. Some of my visitors are very, very unique.
Some of the more interesting particulars that I’m able to see are search terms. Search terms that people typed into Google (or Yahoo, or whatever) that led them to me. Search terms that boggle the mind as to a) what they were looking for, b) how it led them to me, or c) both. Here’s a selection of some of the most entertaining. This is just the tip of the iceberg. If feedback is positive I’ll post more in the future.
Keep in mind two things!
1. Each of these are real search terms, typed in by real people on a search engine like Google.
2. Somehow, each of these search terms led them to ME!
Without further delay…enjoy.
exercises for the plumber butt
big breasted lebrains
my lebrian secret
domestic dog shit
shiting discas video
double penetrator