Thanks again Windows Movie Maker for not messing up this video. This is the last video I’ll be using Movie Maker to create. Thanks Seb for the new software.
Part II features the first ever live performance of “The Maiden Song” written by Seb, Dave and Meat. Β Yours trulyΒ on second vocals.
Without further adieu, I present to you the Top 75 songs from this year’s Countdown. Β Only a handful of my songs made the Countdown this year: Β Sound City Players‘ “Your Wife is Calling”, Black Sabbath‘s “Damaged Soul”, “Hush” by Deep Purple, Dio‘s “Rainbow in the Dark”, and “Stonehenge” by Spinal Tap.
The addition of live bands and open jams at Sausagefest has, in my opinion, revolutionized the whole weekend for the better. Β The good news is this: Β I recorded so much live footage and got so many great photos that I have more than enough to put together the best Sausagefest video yet. Β The bad news is this: Β I recorded so much live footage and got so many great photos that it is going to take me a while to edit it together. Β Patience is the key.
In the meantime: Β Here are some more selected photos from this excellent weekend, PLUS my entire list of songs that I voted for. Β Ultimately this year we only did a Top 75 countdown compiled from all the votes. Β When that is available I’ll post that too.
In the meantime: Β THANK YOU to Jeff Woods (The Legends of Classic Rock), Craig Fee (107.5 Dave FM) and Ben Ward (Orange Goblin) for your contributions this year! Β Above and beyond the call of duty.
In the 1990βs, stealing CDs and selling them to a pawn shop or a used CD store was a fairly common way for thieves to make some money.Β Today I doubt it happens at the levels I saw in the 1990βs.Β You just canβt get as much for a CD today, not even close.
I had seen too many people lose valuable music to theft, and never get the discs back. Β I received many visits and phone calls from upset customers, hoping that someone had soldΒ their stolen discs to me. Β But a lot of thieves were too smart to sell them in town.Β Theyβd go somewhere else to sell them, assuming that theyβd be harder to catch then.Β Β When somebody lost dozens of CDs in a break-in, they would call all the used stores in town.Β βIf you see a guy bringing in a huge collection of Jazz box sets, including about a dozen Miles Davis remasters, call me.β
It was always best if you could somehow identify your collection.Β Jazz box sets and Miles remasters (for example) would be easy to spot.Β If somebody else called and said, βSomebody stole all my rock CDsβ¦I had Stone Temple Pilots, Korn,Β Creed,Β Days of the Newβ¦β well, there wasnβt much hope.Β These are titles that we often saw, probably every single day.Β If you could somehow mark the discs as your property, howeverβ¦
Different people used different methods.Β In 1995, I got a call from a guy who worked at the downtown Dr. Disc.Β His collection had been stolen.Β He marked his discs in a unique way.Β He placed a strip of tinfoil underneath the CD tray.Β If somebody came in to sell a hundred CDs and they all had tinfoil under the tray, thereβs your guilty party.
Most people, who didnβt care about the packaging or condition of their discs so much, would just write their name inside.Β Either on the booklet, the inner tray, or the front cover.Β I could never deface my music like that, and neither could T-Rev.Β He came up with his own method.Β Rather than mark the CD packaging itself, he wrote his initials on a tiny red sticker, and placed that somewhere unobtrusively on the CD.Β If he ever wanted to remove it, he could do so without wrecking anything.
Tom didnβt share our βno permanent marksβ philosophy. He embossed the front covers of his discs with a press that imprinted his initials on the front cover.Β Tom gave me a couple CDs once β his initials always bothered me.Β When I had the chance to swap covers with a copy that was in better condition, I did.Β Tom tells me he doesnβt emboss his CDs anymore. Β I’m glad he came to his senses.
T-Rev and I both have had CDs stolen, unfortunately.Β Both of us had our vehicles broken into.Β T-Rev never recovered the handful of discs that were in his Jeep. (I remember that one was the excellent Barstool Prophets albums Last of the Big Game Hunters.) Β They never showed up, anywhere in town.Β As for me, I only lost one disc β Fishβs 1998 compilation Kettle of Fish, which was inside my Discman (also stolen).Β They didnβt take the CD case.Β I imagine they probably threw out the CD; chances are these thieves would not enjoy the subtle sounds of Derek William Dick. Β At that time, the album was not available in Canada, and I believe I had to order it directly from the official Fish site in the UK to replace it. Β That cost me about $30, to replace a CD that I originally paid $7.99 for. Β That was not a good day.
TWISTED SISTER β Club Daze, Volume I: The Studio Sessions (1999)
Everybody knows that Twisted Sister has been around a long time; since 1973 in fact, just as long as Kiss. However not too many people have heard Twisted’s early material outside of their first single “I’ll Never Grow Up, Now!” which was on their “best of” CD. Club Daze, Volume IΒ fills in the gaps.
This CD is for fans only. It will have absolutely no appeal at all to casual listeners who only want songs they recognize. In fact, some of these songs are painfully bad. “High Steppin'”, “Big Gun”, and “T.V. Wife” for example are all examples of some very poor early songwriting. These tunes are in a more traditional rock and roll vibe, and are lyrically quite awful. Take “T.V. Wife” for example, written and sung by JJ French, a song about a woman who sits around all day watching soaps. Really bad song.
On the flipside there are rough and ready versions of some really decent songs, such as “Come Back” which had Dee Snider writing in a heavy metal mode. “Rock ‘N’ Roll Saviours” is a personal favourite, a 1978 attack upon disco music. “We’re gonna fight until disco is dead!” sings Snider. Β And they did!
To make collectors salivate just a little more, the best tracks on the CD are the three songs originally from the (then) impossible-to-find EP Ruff Cutts (now since made available on the Under the Blade reissue). This includes an early version of “Leader of the Pack” and more familiar songs: “Shoot ‘Em Down” and “Under The Blade”. It is only these last two songs that really show what Twisted Sister was capable of and where they would go in the future.
There’s one Ruff Cutt missing (“What You Don’t Know (Sure Can Hurt You)”), and a few other miscellaneous early tracks as well, but Club Daze is a compilationΒ of these years. Β Club Daze is also loaded with ample pictures and liner notes (from Jay Jay and Dee).
As an album purchase, this CD is not the greatest release. Twisted Sister were never virtuoso musicians, and it shows. Most of these songs don’t have Mark “The Animal” Mendoza on bass, who really helped make their songs heavier. Most tracks feature Kenny Neill on bass and Tony Petri on drums. This is for collectors only, and anybody who wants to know what this band sounded like in the 70’s before they did their first serious recordings, and found the sound that would make them famous.
Preparation is key! Β I began picking up and packing supplies for this weekend: Β SAUSAGEFEST XIII, and hopefully the best one yet.
There will be the annual Countdown. Β There will be live bands. Β There will be meat. Β There will be Uncle Meat.
I was disappointed that nobody in town seems to carry Coleman Biowipes anymore. Β I had to settle for generic. Β Hopefully, they are up for the tasks at hand…
I got the hair cut, and I got a flash drive full of tunes. Β Got my cooler, got some Pop Tarts, my camera and a tripod. Β 4 days to go….
Just in time for the long weekend, some new tunes! Β I also ordered a book: Β Sean Kelly’sMetal On Ice, as reading material for next week’s Sausagefest! Β Seen below: Β Original Soundtrack to the movie Still Crazy (thank you The Earl of Swirl for reminding me about this great film) and the new Helix album, Bastard of the Blues.
A sequel to Part 244: Diary of a Mad Record Store Man. Β I think the journal entries speak for themselves, so here they are.
Date: 2004/08/10
On this Marillion live disc, Fish just dedicated the entire Misplaced Childhood record to Phil Lynott…he must have just passed away when it was recorded.Β That’s heavy, man.Β My two lyrical heroes, Fish and Lynott…
Date: 2004/08/24
Crazy to think that I’ve been in this business for 10 years, and only now am I starting to listen to Buddy Holly. Sad to think what I’ve been missing all these years!Β I can’t believe how great Buddy’s music was.Β It’s really clicking with me, I just love Buddy Holly!
Date 2005/01/30
Some dude was just in here throwing a pencil at us because he didn’t have a receipt.Β I AM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT.Β I need to get THE FUCK out of here.
MOTLEY CRUE – New Tattoo (2000 Motley records, EU edition with bonus track and 2 CD edition)
The worst Crue album? Could be Theater of Pain, Generation Swine, or 2000’s New Tattoo. I don’t like speaking ill of the dead, but Randy Castillo was not a suitable replacement for Tommy Lee. Tommy Lee isn’t a great technical drummer by any stretch, but he has bombast and his songwriting is crucial to the Motley sound. Here, the songwriting void is filled by future Sixx A.M. collaborator James Michael.
The drum sound is flat and lifeless, the guitar is dry, and there is simply no fire here. The songs drone from soundalike to soundalike, and you will forgetΒ which is which. This is the Crue on cruise control if not pure autopilot. Of course, the band hyped this as a “return to the roots” album, which it is not. The Crue’s roots are bombastic loud chrome plated sleezy metal with loads of attitude and aggression. This is dull, pointless, meandering rock that goes nowhere. Without Tommy, I am inclined to say there is no Crue. Compare this to the Vince-less self titled 1994 album, a 5/5 star release all the way. Who is more crucial to the band’s energy?
Not one, I repeat, not one great song here, but plenty of mediocre ones. “Hell On High Heels” isn’t too bad, but it’s certainly not up to the standards of Motley Crue singles past. Β Also half decent is “Punched In the Teeth By Love”, a title which dates back to 1991’s Decade of Decadence. Β Unfortunately the majority of New Tattoo is clogged up with dreck like “She Needs Rock N’ Roll”, “Hollywood Ending” and the title track. Β Nothing stands out after numerous listens.
MVP: Β Mick Mars, who always seems to nail a tasty solo when needed.
The saving grace to this particular release is the live disc with Samantha Maloney (ex-Hole) on drums. It is more fun and entertaining than the album itself, but maybe that’s because the live disc is 66.6% oldies. The two demos included are no better than the album versions, but collectors should be aware that Europe got a version with a different bonus track called “Time Bomb”. Β On top of that, Japan got an exclusive song called “American Zero”. It’s too bad it was relegated to Japan alone, because it might be the only track that actually hearkens back to the good old days.
Avoid. A bore and a chore to listen to. Pick up 1994’s self-titled release instead.
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