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#970: Soundtrack From the Video Historia (with Tim’s Vinyl Confessions)

Part Ten of the Def Leppard Review Series

Original review:Β  Historia (1988 VHS)

RECORD STORE TALES #970: Soundtrack From the Video Historia

Love is like a bomb (b-bomb b-bomb bomb)…

December 1988: The Zellers flyer.

Zellers was a popular Canadian retailer with a decent music department.Β  They folded several years ago after a slow decline, but once upon a time, they were a central “anything” store for families all over Canada.Β  Anything but groceries anyway; Zehrs had that covered.Β  We’ve talked about Zellers numerous times here, as they were the best store at our local mall.Β  Whether you were buying toys, a new bike, or school supplies, they had kids covered.Β  Meanwhile the adults spent time in housewares, clothing, kitchen goods, and automotive.Β  In the 80s, the era of “Club Z”, Zellers did not suck.Β  They even had a restaurant in the store.

Zellers’ music department sold both albums and equipment in the same area.Β  Needed a head demagnetizer or a record cleaning kit?Β  Batteries, blank tapes, new decks?Β  All there for us kids to gaze at with wishes in our eyes.Β  The selection of cassettes had us constantly flip-flip-flipping.Β  Meanwhile the clerks would be playing music unique to that department, while the rest of the store got Muzak.Β  I first became exposed to the concept of a single B-Side thanks to somebody there spinning “Ride Into the Sun” by Def Leppard.Β  I bought a lot of my Judas Priest and Kiss tapes there.Β  I saw Poison on the shelves at Zellers for the first time.Β  (I thought Rikki was hot before I learned the terrible truth!)

In fact, because of Zellers and that very single (which had “Hysteria” on the A-side), I began frantically collecting everything Def Leppard that I could find.Β  Zellers bears 100% responsibility for this story we are about to unfold.

My growing Leppard collection had many gaps, but there was one that I wanted to patch up immediately.Β  It gnawed at me.Β  It was “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, the remix with the extended intro used in the music video.Β  It wasn’t on the album; it wasn’t on the single.Β  It wasn’t available on any known audio formats.Β  Radio stations didn’t play it.Β  The only place you could hear it was on your TV.Β  I kind of preferred that mix, with the long intro.Β  It had more vibe.Β  I remember hanging by the radio hoping to tape it, but was always disappointed when they played the album version.Β  The best copy I had access to was the 1988 Def Leppard home video, Historia.Β  It was a comprehensive home video, and had both mixes of “Sugar”.Β  But I couldn’t make a good taped copy to listen to; all I could do was dub to a cassette in mono.

One day I came home from school, and the Zellers flyer was sitting on the kitchen table.Β  I flipped to the music section, and there it was:Β  Soundtrack From the Video Historia.Β  A brand new Def Leppard release; a “greatest hits” if you will!Β  They had it for sale on cassette.Β  I reasoned that it had to have that remix.Β  If it was the soundtrack to the home video, then it had to have that remix!Β  I would have wanted it anyway, being a “new” Def Leppard release.Β  The possibility of the remix changed it from “want” to “must”.

It was kind of odd that none of the rock magazines mentioned this new release.Β  Nobody talked about it on MuchMusic.Β  That seemed very unusual for a band of Leppard’s stature.Β  They were the biggest rock band in the world in 1988.Β  Why wasn’t this new compilation album mentioned anywhere else?Β  That was worrying, but on the flipside, once I had it, I’d own a Leppard album that none of my friends had.

Later that week, I trekked to Zellers with my best friend Bob.Β  I looked in the Def Leppard section, but they didn’t have the soundtrack there.Β  New releases?Β  Nothing.Β  I went up to the counter, and there it was!Β  Sitting out for store play!

“I’ll take one of those please, Def Leppard Soundtrack From the Video Historia,” I said to the clerk.

“It’s not for sale,” he quashed.Β  He took it off the counter and put it behind him.Β  He wouldn’t even let me look at it.

Not for sale?Β  The hell?Β  It was right there in the flyer, $8.99 or $9.99 was the going rate back then.Β  He refused to sell it to me.Β  It was sitting in front of me under my nose; I could have reached out and grabbed it.Β  Whatever had happened, it managed to get into the Zellers flyer, but it was promotional only — not for sale.Β  It was meant only for them to play in store, but not to sell.Β  I was shit out of luck, and I went home brokenhearted and empty handed.

Now here’s where things get freaky.

That same week, all the way in New Brunswick Canada, Tim DurlingΒ (future author of the book Unspooled) saw the same ad in the Zellers flyer.Β  He got just as excited as I did, but there was one catch.Β  Living in rural New Brunswick, his closest Zellers store was an hour away.Β  It was Friday night.

“I pestered my father, ‘we gotta go to Fredericton tonight’,” says Tim.


Tim tells the story.Β  This happened live on the LeBrain Train Nov 23, 2021!

His disappointment might even have exceeded mine, as he returned home without his precious treasure.

“The poor girl working behind the counter,” he said.Β  “I was such a little shit.Β  I said ‘I want this tape right here!'”

Isn’t it incredible that two guys who didn’t know each other had the exact same experience at the same time?Β  And that we later put two and two together, and realized we had this bizarre experience in common?Β  It really happened, not a figment of my imagination.Β  The ad was real, and screwed somebody else’s hopes and dreams too!Β  But how did it come to be?

We have two theories.Β  I think it was a simple cock-up, a tape got put in the flyer before they realized it wasn’t for sale.Β  Tim thinks some jerk did it on purpose!Β  We will never know.


When Historia was reissued and updated on DVD accompanied by In The Round In Your Face on a single disc, it was revised to include three bonus videos from later in the band’s career.Β  We will get to that when we arrive at the Euphoria era.

 

Previous:Β Β 

  1. The Early YearsΒ Disc One – On Through the NightΒ 
  2. The Early Years Disc Two – High N’ Dry
  3. The Early YearsΒ Disc Three – When The Walls Came Tumbling Down: Live at the New Theater Oxford – 1980
  4. The Early Years Disc Four – Too Many Jitterbugs – EP, singles & unreleased
  5. The Early Years Disc 5 – Raw – Early BBC RecordingsΒ 
  6. The Early Years 79-81 (Summary)
  7. Pyromania
  8. Pyromania Live – L.A. Forum, 11 September 1983
  9. Hysteria

Next:Β Β 

Β 11. Live:Β  In The Round In Your Face DVD

Sunday Screening: The Contrarians – Episode 63: Def Leppard – Hysteria

It’s the episode I’ve been waiting forever for! Tim Durling vs. Martin Popoff on Def Leppard’s legendary Hysteria!Β  I’ve been consistent in my love for this controversial album since its 1987 release.Β  So has Tim!Β  Meanwhile, Martin gave the album a pounding 0/10 score in Riff Kills Man!Β Β Hysteria sucks righteously!”

Let’s see how Tim holds up in this episode, shall we?

Tomorrow in the Def Leppard review series, Tim will be returning to talk about the Soundtrack From the Video Historia.Β  Don’t miss it.

Thanks Marco for letting me participate! The Contrarians Panel: Dark Horse Album #7 – Judas Priest’s Rocka Rolla

Last week, I asked Marco from the Contrarians to sit in with us for our Top Five Tony Martin albums.Β  Unfortunately he could not join us live due to a taping of the Contrarians that night.Β  Instead he sent us a great video that allowed him to participate, a highlight of the show.Β  And as an added bonus, Marco asked me to participate in his Contrarians taping!Β  My very first Contrarians appearance.Β  The subject was Judas Priest’s Rocka Rolla, an album I have been playing a lot recently due to my recent acquisition of the 50 Heavy Metal Years of Music box set.Β  My part is right near the beginning.Β  After watching the in-depth analysis the group did, I wish I had contributed something a little more insightful.Β  However, this is such an honour and privilege to participate.Β  I can’t thank you enough Marco!

A Treasure Trove of Picture Discs with 2Loud2OldMusic

Brilliant show and tell tonight with John from 2Loud2OldMusic!Β  Iron Maiden and Def Leppard made up a large chunk of our picture disc collections that you will see by watching the live stream below.Β  Awesome comments from hardcore collectors and show regulars.Β  Enjoy the Buried On Mars vs. Everybody commentary on Leppard!

Thank you John for co-hosting tonight, and thank you everyone for hanging out on a Friday night.Β  See you next Saturday!


Upcoming Schedule:

DO NOT miss next week!Β  A special Saturday evening show replaces the usual Friday night as we chat with…

AARON AND JAMES FROM THE KMA!

If you are reading this, then you are a part of the community!Β  The Keeps Me Alive guys were here first!Β  Geoff from 1001 Albums, Scott our Heavy Metal Overlord, and LeBrain all came after.Β  I consider James and Aaron to the founders of the community.Β  Saturday February 5 at 7:00 PM, we will sit down and chat with Aaron and (for the first time ever) James about their history with music and writing about it.Β  This show has been a long time coming!Β  I have wanted to spotlight the KMA for a year and a half now!

We will also have a 10 Year Anniversary of Record Store Tales and a 2 Year Anniversary of the LeBrain Train, both coming in March!Β  If you would like to participate in either, drop us a line.

 

Picture This: A LeBrain Train Picture Disc special with 2Loud2OldMusic!

The LeBrain Train: 2000 Words or More with Mike and John

Episode 96 – Picture Discs Show & Tell

 

I had so much fun showing off my 7″ singles collection a few weeks ago!Β  When brainstorming for ideas to do this week, John over at 2Loud2OldMusic suggested picture discs.Β  Great idea!Β  John will be joining me tonight for a guaranteed fun time, a show and tell show.Β  I’ll be rediscovering what I own in picture disc form, since I buy so many records, I can’t remember them all.Β  10″, 12″, and shaped vinyl will be on deck for me tonight.Β  As for John?Β  I sure hope to see some Kiss and Def Leppard….

We will also be including etched discs from our collections.

If the 7″ singles show was any indication, then this will be a blast.Β  Make sure you catch it live to participate!

 

Friday January 21, 7:00 PM E.S.T.Β onΒ YouTube,Β FacebookΒ andΒ alsoΒ Facebook!


Upcoming Schedule:

DO NOT miss next week!Β  A special Saturday evening show replaces the usual Friday night as we chat with…

AARON AND JAMES FROM THE KMA!

If you are reading this, then you are a part of the community!Β  The Keeps Me Alive guys were here first!Β  Geoff from 1001 Albums, Scott our Heavy Metal Overlord, and LeBrain all came after.Β  I consider James and Aaron to the founders of the community.Β  Saturday February 5 at 7:00 PM, we will sit down and chat with Aaron and (for the first time ever) James about their history with music and writing about it.Β  This show has been a long time coming!Β  I have wanted to spotlight the KMA for a year and a half now.Β  Next week will be a party, I promise you.

We will also have a 10 Year Anniversary of Record Store Tales and a 2 Year Anniversary of the LeBrain Train, both coming in March!Β  If you would like to participate in either, drop us a line.

 

#969: Picture Discs

RECORD STORE TALES #969: Picture Discs

Picture discs – in this case, vinyl records – will be the subject of tomorrow’s episode of the LeBrain Train (don’t miss it).Β  If you have ever seen a playable record with an image on one or both sides, then you have seen a picture disc.Β  If you’ve played one, you know the quality of the audio can be dicey.Β Β Today picture discs are quite common on store shelves, but they used to be much rarer.Β  What is the history of the picture disc, exactly?

The very first modern picture disc was 1969’s Off II – Hallucinations.Β Β This German compilation disc from Metronome featured the Doors and MC5 among other current artists.Β  In the 1970s, Elektra records experimented with a five-layer disc consisting of vinyl film over a paper image over a core of traditional black vinyl.Β  Difficulties with the materials (particularly the paper) and manufacturing led to inconsistent audio quality.Β  Eventually the process was refined and picture discs today can deliver acceptable audio over cool artwork.Β  But the roots go further back.Β  Etched discs aside, the first true picture disc recordings were actually picture postcards!

We begin in the early 1900s.Β  Rectangular pieces of cardboard, with a transparent celluloid record glued to one side, were the first “discs” that you could play with a needle on a gramophone.Β  Later versions had the recordings etched into special transparent coatings.Β  These kinds of records could be mailed or even included in magazines and cereal boxes.Β  Later, in the 1920s and 1930s, regular circular picture discs began to emerge.Β  Some were used to spread political propaganda.Β  And yes, that means there is such a thing as an Adolf Hitler picture disc.

Picture discs disappeared for a while during the war era.Β  Vogue Records attempted a revival in 1946 but released only around 100 records before folding due to lack of interest.Β  From that point on, picture discs were dominated by children’s records.Β  One unique variety even included crude animation on the record as it spun, if you looked at it through a special mirrored eyepiece.

When picture discs re-emerged in the 70s, popular music and soundtracks took over.Β  The standard cover art would traditionally be on side one, with the back art and track listing on side two.Β  There were variations but generally this is what you’d find on a normal everyday picture disc.

And they are normal, and everyday items now.Β  Most record collections have at least one.Β  What are your favourite picture discs?Β  Tomorrow, John Snow from 2Loud2OldMusic will join me as we show off our records.Β  They are always eye-catchers, and some occupy some real points of pride in our collections.

 

REVIEW: Yngwie Malmsteen – I Can’t Wait (1994 Japanese EP)

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN – I Can’t Wait (1994 Pony Canyon Japanese EP)

Immediately following the Seventh Sign album, new Yngwie Malmsteen material surfaced in Japan.Β  Three songs and two live tracks served as a nice dessert after a pretty good studio album.Β  Mike Vescera remained on lead vocals.Β  The lineup is largely the same as The Seventh Sign, but with Barry Sparks added on bass (probably just for the live songs; it sounds like Yngwie on the studio cuts).

Title track “I Can’t Wait” is one of Yngwie’s strongest ballads.Β  Though it starts with uncharacteristic acoustic strumming, the song transforms into the kind of epic ballad that you expect from the guitar god.Β  Vescera’s range and power are on display.Β  Great song.Β  And you don’t always say that about Yngwie tunes.

“Aftermath” is a pounder.Β  Slower, determined, great drums.Β  Lots of shredding come solo time.

The two live songs are “Rising Force” and “Far Beyond the Sun”, hits from the days of yore.Β  Recorded live at the Budokan earlier in the year, it must have felt something like home for Mike after his stint in Loudness!Β  “Rising Force” is an ass-kicker, pedal to the metal, and the whole band rising to the occasion.Β  That’s it for vocal tracks though.Β  “Far Beyond the Sun” is one of Yngwie’s best known guitar compositions, familiar and beloved for its exquisite neo-classical stylings.Β  As for this version?Β  Flawless and inspired.

The final track is a studio instrumental called “Power and Glory (Takada’s Theme)”.Β  This was done as a theme for a Japanese pro wrestler and few will be familiar with it.Β  Slow, plodding, with the repeated chant of “Ta ka da!”, it is hard to really like.Β  Yngwie’s acoustic work is always brilliant, but difficult to digest here.

Good EP overall.Β  Hard to find.Β  Snag if you find for a good price.

3.5/5 stars

Rest in Peace, Sarge

It has been almost 20 years since I last saw Sarge in person.Β  2003?Β  2004?Β  The “greatest piercer in southern England” make the trek to Canada once again to hang out with our Niagara Falls friends, the Legendary Klopeks.Β  Sarge loved Canada.Β  He was hoping to make another visit from Bournemouth, post-pandemic, or so he told me in one of our late night chats.

Late night for me; for him in England it would have been early morning.Β  We talked science fiction into the wee hours.Β  We’d speculate on what Marvel was going to do next and what was going on elsewhere in entertainment.

The last time I saw him, we were in St. Catharines and he gave me the awesome Motorhead T-shirt seen below.Β  He brought it especially for me.

A few weeks ago, Sarge’s wife posted that he was in hospital with bleeding in the brain.Β  As if that wasn’t enough, he got Covid while he was there.Β  I hoped we hadn’t had our very last chat about Thanos and Loki.

But we had, and with no time stone to turn things around.Β  No soul stone for a final meeting.

I’ll never forget my favourite Sarge story.Β  He told me this tale when I interviewed him years ago:

The year was 1986. Sarge was out at the bar. Although he had no way of knowing, Philip Lynott from Thin Lizzy had died that day, and the bar was playing his music in tribute to the fallen rock hero. Sarge, however, was not a fan. When he openly criticized the music of Thin Lizzy with some choice words, a large man with β€œbad teeth, long black hair and a low gruff voice,” told the young Sarge to fuck off. This was Sarge’s first and last meeting with the infamous Lemmy Kilmister!

Rest in peace my friend.

 

REVIEW: Yngwie Malmsteen – The Seventh Sign (1994 Japanese import)

YNGWIE MALMSTEEN – The Seventh Sign (1994 Pony Canyon Japan)

Former Loudness singer Mike Vescera can be forgiven for moving on with Yngwie J. Malmsteen.Β  The Swedish guitar wizard was on his 6th lead singer, and despite lacklustre sales, the gig was one that came with a certain amount of prestige.Β  Fortunately it was a winning combination.Β  Their first album together, The Seventh Sign, boasted a dozen tracks with most of them pretty good.

Opening “Never Die” recalls the fire of “I’ll See the Light Tonight”.Β  If you’re familiar with Yngwie, you know what to expect.Β  Blazingly fast neoclassic guitar licks, speedy riffs and aggressive vocals.

“Like the sky, I’m perpetual, I never die!”

It’s a good opener, in the fast-paced Dio vein of rock.Β  Fortunately Yngwie slows it down for the wah-wah inflected bluesy rock of “I Don’t Know”.Β  The main riff here is catchy enough and Yngwie adorns it with plenty of licks.Β  Vescera has a powerful set of lungs, an absolute requirement when singing with Yngwie.Β  He gets to show off his abilities a bit on the decent power ballad “Meant to Be”.Β  “Forever One” makes it two ballads in a row, though the second is less “power”, and employs some acoustic portions.

For heavy, don’t miss out on “Hairtrigger”.Β  Vescera is in top form here, and the sputtering speed rocker satisfies to the end.

An instrumental slow blues called “Brothers” follows, and you might think “this album sounds overloaded with ballads”.Β  But yet that isn’t the impression you get listening.Β  These are not wimpy songs.Β  They have power and loads of guitar.Β  The actual effect you get is that of a heavy album.

The awesome title track gets it cranked on side two right from the start.Β  There’s some intricate classical guitar but then, wham — the mighty riff.Β  It’s a blur but it smokes.Β  “The Seventh Sign” is one of Yngwie’s best tracks of ’em all, if you like ’em heavy.Β  Vescera rises to the challenge.Β  As for the playing, even when we’re focused on that heavy riff, Yngwie still has time for some whammy bar nuttiness.

“Bad Blood” is a heavy blues, maybe going for a heavy Purple vibe (check that organ), but without a memorable melody behind it.Β  Vescera is the star here; the guy can sing anything.Β  It really gets stinky on “Prisoner of Your Eyes”, the worst of the ballads.Β  Amberdawn Malmsteen is responsible for the fetid lyrics.Β  This is rotting limburger cheese topped with surstrΓΆmming as a garnish.Β  Would you like a side of industrial vinegar?Β  One word:Β  “cringe”.

Back to quality, the sitar introduces “Pyramid of Cheops”.Β  Insofar as Egyptology in metal goes, this is not a top track.Β  It does crush, but up against classic Maiden, Dio or Blue Murder, it’s no competition for the champs.Β  One has to admire Yngwie’s restraint for the most part, as he just grinds at the riff.

Another album highlight, “Crash and Burn”, really goes for the neoclassic vibe.Β  The faux-harpsichord is a delightfully baroque touch, but then the song takes off for the skies.Β  Great Yngwie riff, a fine example of neoclassical gone right.Β  Vescera keeps it heavy.Β  Then it’s the final instrumental, “Sorrow” which sounds like it should.Β  Sparse classical guitars pick out a mournful melody.Β  It’s a comedown from “Crash and Burn” and works brilliantly in that regard.

The Japanese, of course, got a bonus track.Β  Called “Angel in Heat”, this unremarkable song features Yngwie on vocals.Β  He’s going for a Hendrix vibe again, but the song is pretty atrocious.Β  Without Vescera to save the song, it’s for collectors only.

Like any Yngwie record, you could objectively state that most of the songs on The Seventh Sign would be better with less playing.Β  But then it wouldn’t be Yngwie, would it?Β  He’s often been criticised for not coming up with enough memorable material, but most of the songs on The Seventh Sign are above average.Β  Having a great singer didn’t hurt either.Β  It’s one of the guitar madman’s better records.

3.75/5 stars

THREE-VIEW: Def Leppard – Hysteria (1987)

Part Nine of the Def Leppard Review Series

Deluxe edition review:Β  Hysteria deluxe (2006)
30th Anniversary edition review:Β  Hysteria 5 CD 30th (2017)
Classic Albums DVD review: Β Hysteria (2002)
Historia VHS review (1988)

Note:Β  This being the third Hysteria album review, we will be taking a different approach.Β  The first two reviews were detailed and comprehensive so please check those out for all the nitty gritty.Β  This one will be more nostalgic in nature.

DEF LEPPARD – Hysteria (1987 Vertigo)

Kiss were always my “favourite band”, but the majority of my highschool years from 1987 to 1989 were all about Def Leppard.Β  Although they wanted to be the biggest band in the world with this album, many of us were cheering for them to win.Β  The band had endured years of adversity since the triumph of Pyromania.

Most obviously was Rick Allen’s car accident.Β  It was hard to imagine how the drummer was going to come back from it, losing his left arm and almost his right as well.Β  But he did.Β  He frickin’ did it.Β  Rick Allen, the Thundergod, returned and Joe Elliott said it was biggest “up” the band ever had.Β  How could you not want them to win under those circumstances?

The biggest change on Hysteria (so named to characterise the last four years of their lives) was obviously the drum kit.Β  Rick Allen had a style, employing classic grip and wicked rolls.Β  Now he had a new electronic kit, with samples triggered by foot pedals and an arsenal of modern sounds.Β  Allen adapted with a fresh style, leading the charge with a chugga-chugga and some bam-pow.Β  His new style is one of the defining traits of Hysteria.

The first single here, and first taste of the new Leppard, was “Women”, an unorthodox pick.Β  A slow grind led by a synth-y sounding bassline from Rick Savage, it is neither a ballad nor a scorcher.Β  It’s not immediately catchy either, but it drew us all back in for a second third and fourth lesson until we were hooked.Β  The sound:Β  clean, precise, with layers of vocals and assorted melodic tones.Β  But shit, did the band ever look cool in the video.

Hysteria arrived on my tape deck Christmas of 1987.Β  It quickly monopolized my listening time, though it took a couple spins to “get it”.

“Rocket” threw me for a loop.Β  I considered it filler; too contemporary and not enough rock.Β  Bogged down with samples, backwards vocals and tricks.Β Β It sounded like the kind of song that would be impossible to perform live (though they did).Β  Over the years I’ve warmed up to “Rocket”.Β  The tribal beat inspired by Burundi Black makes it quite unique in hard rock, and the lyrics are delightful once you realize that Joe’s just naming all his favourite bands and albums.Β  The meticulously recorded chorus really illustrates the intricate kind of process at hand.Β  Each voice recorded separately and mixed down to the final product.Β  Then there’s the long droning middle section, a unique construction worthy of a detailed listen.Β  “Rocket” was another odd selection for a single, but it was a hit as the seventh and final one almost two years after the album was released.

It was hard to resist “Animal”, even though it was a blatant sonic declaration that Leppard were going for hits.Β  As the second single from the album, it made some impact with its circus-themed music video.Β  Light rock, with a punchy chorus, “Animal” was a well-written track with yet more of those immaculately recorded backing vocals.Β  In the lead singer department, Joe was content to sing more and scream less, a trend that would continue.Β  The fact is, the guy didn’t have to scream, though he’s terribly good at it.

Hysteria has a variety of tracks, but only two are ballads.Β  “Love Bites” was selected as fifth single, and a smash hit it was.Β  I wondered why they used a Judas Priest song title, but the song actually has country origins.Β  Producer “Mutt” Lange brought the bones of it to the band as a twangy country song.Β  The end product is nothing like that, with odd computerized voices and a slow dramatic build.Β  Like every song on the album, the chorus kills.Β  The band (with Lange) had really honed in on writing and recording technically perfect songs.Β  There’s a lot going on in the mix on “Love Bites” but none of it is wasted.Β  Everything’s necessary for the right vibe.

“Step inside, walk this way!Β  It’s you n’ me babe, hey hey!”Β  Shakespeare it ain’t.Β  A hit, it was!Β  “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, the fourth single, was the breakthrough smash that launched this album on the charts for two years.Β  Def Leppard had ripped off a couple classic rock tunes here, but they were selling them to kids who never heard the originals.Β  Mixing rap and rock, Leppard sold a bajillion singles and umptillion albums to kids worldwide.Β  It wasn’t even an obvious hit.Β  The genre-bending song took some getting used to initially.

Closing side one, the sixth single:Β  “Armageddon It”.Β  The stuttering guitar riff made it easy to like, if a bit light.Β  This tune is fun to listen to with headphones on, to help break down all the different tracks of guitar.Β  The cool thing that each guitar part is catchy on its own.

The North American videos for “Sugar” and “Armageddon It” were filmed live, and showed off Leppard’s innovative “in the round” stage.Β  From the TV in the basement, it sure looked like the ultimate concert experience.Β  We’d get a full taste of it on the In the Round: In Your Face home video (1989).Β  Today you can get this concert on both CD and DVD.Β  Β The CD version is included in the comprehensive Hysteria 30th Anniversary box set.

Opening side two is the track we all thought should have been a single:Β  “Gods of War”, an epic in its own right, from the same lineage as “Overture” from the 1980 debut album.Β  With Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher sampled in the tune, it just sounded cool.Β  Steve Clark’s E-bow opening drone sets the stage for a dramatic tune full of riffs, hooks and guitar action.Β  It’s not political, just anti-war like many Ozzy tunes of the time.Β  Its length probably prohibited it from being a single…but they did edit down “Rocket”.

The first non-single on the album is the hard rocker “Don’t Shoot Shotgun”.Β  Some odd vocal effects keep it from being a standard guitar rocker; almost every song on Hysteria has some strange twist in the mix.Β  Though more laid back in groove, this is the first tune that hearkens back to old Leppard.Β  Slicker, sugar coated and easier to swallow though.Β  It is paired with “Run Riot”, a similar track with a faster tempo.Β  Tasty guitars from Collen and Clarke, chugging drums from the Thundergod.Β  Screamin’ Joe sounding like the Joe from Pyromania, and Savage sounding less synth-y than the other tracks.

The last single on the album was actually the third single released:Β  the brilliant title track “Hysteria”.Β  The diamond-like flawless ballad was laid down literally one note at a time, giving it a precise but delicate nature.Β  It was arguably the most pop Leppard had ever been, and that’s just fine.Β  When you have a song this good, it doesn’t matter what you call it.Β  Best tune on the album?Β  Arguably.Β  The precise picking is delectable and Joe has one of his best vocal performances right here.Β  Unlike other songs on the album, it’s low on sonic gimmicks.

If there was one song to eject from the album, it’s the penultimate track “Excitable”.Β  Back to gimmicks, it relies too much on samples and weird digitally manipulated vocals.Β  It sounds like it was intended to be a crossover hit.Β  It could have been replaced by a superior B-side (which we’ll get to).

The album closer is a majestic mid-tempo not-quite-ballad-thing called “Love and Affection”, possibly the second best tune on the whole album after “Hysteria” itself.Β  It’s all about taste, but this deep cut is one of the strongest.Β  It’s all about the song, no extra trimmings, just melody and arrangement.Β  It easily could have been a single.Β  There’s this one chunky Steve Clark lick that just slays me.Β  Rick Allen’s pound has never been more suited to a track as it slams through the chorus.Β  A really triumphant track that I would have released as ninth single after “Gods of War”!

Although it took a year (until the release of “Sugar”) to recoup its costs, Hysteria was an undisputed win for the band that worked so hard for it.Β  Their loyalty to their drummer was not to lost to fans and media alike, and actually worked in their favour creating a new and exciting 80s rock sound.

But there was more to Hysteria than just the 12 tracks.Β  Remixes and live material aside, there were five notable B-sides.Β  All excellent in their own right.

Backing “Women” was the straight-ahead rocker “Tear It Down”.Β  These B-sides were not produced by Mutt and therefore have a more raw edge, akin to older Leppard.Β  “Tear It Down” rocked relentess, hard but mid-tempo cool.Β  After a one-off live TV performance, the song was earmarked for re-recording on the next album….

On the flipside of “Animal” we find “I Wanna to Be Your Hero”, with a ballady opening and hard rocking middle.Β  How did this song not make the album?Β  Clearly one of the best tunes, it has both a chugging riff and a pop-smart melody.

The heaviest tune backed the softest.Β  “Ride Into the Sun” was the B-side to “Hysteria”, and what a smoker it is.Β  A re-recording of a song from the Def Leppard EP, it is also re-arranged with new lyrics and new chorus.Β  It’s far superior and kicks every ass in the room.Β Β The B-side to “Sugar” was “Ring of Fire”, just as heavy as “Ride Into the Sun” but not as immediately catchy.

Finally, the last of the B-sides was a cover.Β  A very confusing cover indeed.Β  “Release Me” featured their roadie Malvin Mortimer doing something that might be considered singing.Β  To add to the mess, the band all switched instruments with Joe on piano, so nobody really knew what they were doing.Β  The band credited the song to “Stumpus Maximus and the Good Ol’ Boys” and in the liner notes, Joe claimedΒ “Rarely in my travels have I come across such a monumental talent as Stumpus Maximus.”Β  Only when Stumpus unfurls his unholy screams at exactly 2:36 did I get the joke.

The Hysteria sessions yielded some unfinished material as well, that Leppard would finally release in the 1990s.Β  One of these tunes, a screaming “She’s Too Tough”, first saw the light of day on Helix’s 1987 album Wild in the Streets, released two months ahead of Hysteria.Β  Brian Vollmer is one of the few singers who can do justice to Joe’s challenging vocal.

Hysteria is available in a comprehensive 5 CD/2 DVD box set with all the B-sides, remixes, and live tracks.Β  It includes the Classic Albums “making of” documentary, all the music videos, and the entire In the Round: In Your Face concert on CD.Β  Β It is, without a doubt, the best way to own the most important Def Leppard album.

But before you buy, some perspective.

There’s a legendary 0/10 review by Martin Popoff that I’d like to share some quotes from.Β  If I’m over-enthusiastic about Hysteria, then consider this.

  • “High tech, tasteless, and devoid of life whatsoever.”
  • “Even Elliott’s vocals, probably the last vestige that hasn’t completely been swallowed by robots, sound like some kind of dry-wheezing mechanical lung wired to the man’s death bed.”
  • Hysteria is a major assault to anyone’s intelligence.”
  • “An offensive kick in the head sent straight from the rock ‘n’ roll bored room.”

Take my rating with a grain of salt.

5/5 stars

 

Gallery of single covers

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  1. The Early YearsΒ Disc One – On Through the NightΒ 
  2. The Early Years Disc Two – High N’ Dry
  3. The Early YearsΒ Disc Three – When The Walls Came Tumbling Down: Live at the New Theater Oxford – 1980
  4. The Early Years Disc Four – Too Many Jitterbugs – EP, singles & unreleased
  5. The Early Years Disc 5 – Raw – Early BBC RecordingsΒ 
  6. The Early Years 79-81 (Summary)
  7. Pyromania
  8. Pyromania Live – L.A. Forum, 11 September 1983

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