Happy Halloween! On this October 31, what is scarier than poor spelling? Take a look below and see for yourself! These are poorly-spelled search terms that somehow led people to this site. Boo!
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Welcome back to WTF Search Terms, one and all! Yes, it’s another batch of 10 search terms that somehow led people to my site. Some terms are simple typos, others are more chaotic, but they all have one thing in common: They all led people here. Enjoy!
This first one is a simple typo, but I like it so much, I might have to change the spelling of my last name!
Five years ago I wrote a partly informative, partly comedic, article about the number 666. With hindsight it’s kind of amazing that it took five years to get a WTF comment out of it. Please welcome “pairunoyd” to the show with this doozy:
March 31, 2018: 3312018 = 666 * 4973. 4973 is the 666th prime number: 3312018 = 666 * the 666th prime number. Kobe Bryant died 666 days after the prime 666 date. His highest scoring game, 81 pts, was his 666th regular season game.
The rest of the world is trying to get me to write 200 or 500 word reviews. Padraig isn’t happy with 912 though. Waiting for him to post a link to his Sultans of Ping F.C. review. I’m sure his punctuation will be immaculate.
Instagram spambots are the weirdest thing. Unlike most people, I like responding to my spam. I find it entertaining. The spam below was in response to yesterday’s post about being “Cool”.
My response about my “great works” generated even more comments from spambots, advising me that the $30,000 was real. But the weirdest one arrived by private message below. So fucking weird.
The best comment came from Marco of the Contrarians who does a dead-perfect spambot impersonation:
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I’ve recently done something I previously said I wouldn’t do, and monetize some videos on my YouTube. I am still figuring all of this out, but one feature allowed me to see the search terms that were apparently used by “my viewers”. How they became “my viewers” with search terms like these, I can’t figure out. Maybe you can! Do you have a monetized YouTube? What does all this mean? What the hell is “mukbang”?
It has been well over a year since our last instalment of WTF Search Terms, collections of left-field searches that actually somehow led people to this site. We are well overdue for a new one, and for this edition, we are going back to the classic formula that made the series popular in the first place. Dirty, dirty things! Some people out there have dirty minds indeed, so have a look and see what they are looking for on the internet! They didn’t find ’em here, I assure you!
xxx.ladano
I hate to disappoint all my fans, but my career in porn failed to launch. You will not find any xxx videos of me on the internet. Sorry if this is a letdown to you.
fuck me good niw
I’m gonna pass on this offer, but thanks for thinking of me.
Somebody searched for that, and they clicked on my site. No idea how that happens.
pornon cumfm com.
No, no, no, just all kinds of no. (Cum FM, is that a radio station?)
japanxxx
This is not the kind of Japanese import that I’m looking for.
ted 2 feet gif
Based on past search terms, we do get some foot fetishists here from time to time. My Ted 2 review does have a feature image of Amanda Seyfried with no shoes on. I guess this guy got lucky! (The word “feet” does not appear in the review, but occurs once in the comments section, so this guy really did get lucky this time.)
boy peeing video
No, no, N fucking O!
girls peeing in trough
Jesus H. Murphy. We do get searches for this from time to time. I don’t wanna see it. Is this the ultimate ODP?
but the big one that comes in
No necessarily pornographic, but you sure could read it that way. I think this possibly connected to my AC/DC box set review.
mary wiseman porn
Of all the actors on Star Trek: Discovery, I only get searches for Mary Wiseman. Sometimes it’s her ass, sometimes it’s somebody searching for her IMDB. I have no idea why they’d click on me while searching for Mary Wiseman’s IMDB, but it happens. According to her IMDB, Mary Wiseman has never done porn. Next!
ponobgy
OK I got nothing. Thanks for joining me for this year’s instalment of WTF Search Terms!
Melissa the Troll logged in at 1 AM last night to tell me that my opinion does not matter. I did not need Melissa to tell me that, but who is going to tell Melissa that her opinion matters just as much?
Melissa left a comment on my Avril Lavigne – Under My Skin review. Apparently her math isn’t that great, as she didn’t realize that my 3.5/5 score = 7/10, a pretty good review. She probably didn’t like that I found a few songs to be “shit”, but what can you do? It’s not like my opinions actually matter.
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