VIDEO REVIEW: Blotto – Tonight at Toad’s (1982)

BLOTTOΒ – Tonight at Toad’s (1982 television broadcast)

Since finally “discovering” Blotto this summer, I’ve already viewed their concert Tonight at Toad’s (3/25/82) numerous times, so much that I know the whole broadcast by heart.Β  The comedic rock band took the stage at Toad’s Place (New Haven, CT) for a TV broadcast.Β  The amicable, well-rehearsed group kept things at all times entertaining.

Blotto opened with the satirical “(We Are) The Nowtones)”, an oldies-style advertisement for a band who’ll play anything you want; and they’ll say “thank you” at the end of every song!Β  It’s a clever littleΒ pastiche with even the stage lighting being part of the story.

The second broadcast song, “It’s Not You” was from their then-forthcoming album debut, Combo Akimbo.Β  Guitarist Bowtie Blotto has to tell his girl that it’s all over, but it’s not her fault.Β  “It’s not you, it’s your family that I can’t stand.”Β  With a catchy guitar lick, Bowtie tells it how it is.Β  As soon as Bow takes the girl home, her family goes right into him.Β  “I try, and I try to be cool when they start.Β  But girl, they’re the ones who are tearing us apart!”

Your mother wants to know if I am on drugs,
Your brother shows me his collection of bugs,
Your aunts don’t like me and your uncles are a bunch of thugs.
Your father coughs and blows smoke in my face,
He still believes in the superior race,
He says if he was president, the world would be a better place.

Dear God, that sounds like a nightmare.Β  But it gets worse!

Don’t take it personally,
It’s just all those little things,
Like when I come over and your father tells me, “don’t park in the driveway ’cause your car drips oil on the new white pebbles!” And then when I come inside, the cat jumps all over my lap, and gets hair all over my shirt and pants! And your grandmother sits on the newspaper and gets it all wrinkled and balled up, I can’t even read it. And your sister brings out her scrap book, she wants me to look at all of her old prom pictures. I mean, who cares! And your brother wants me to help him with his science project, dissecting frogs! Oh, what a mess! And then when I go in the bathroom, and wash my hands, and all they have is soft soap, and my hands smell like coconuts, and I can’t dry ’em on those little guest towels, so I gotta dry ’em on my shirt, which is already covered with cat hair!

What a great little pop rock tune, though.Β  That’s the thing about Blotto.Β  Even if mixing comedy and rock (a dicey proposition to be sure) isn’t your bag, there’s no denying Blotto were top-notch.Β  The musicianship and especially their singing was always spot-on.Β  They could tackle multiple styles easily, and had an arsenal of three lead singers (Bowtie, Broadway and Sergeant Blotto) to harmonize.Β  They also just wrote good songs.

Broadway goes next with “Occupational Hazard”, also from the forthcoming album.Β  Enjoy this decent rock n’ roll track about the dangers of being in a band.Β  Another good tune:Β  if the songs were not good enough, the lyrics wouldn’t carry the show alone.

Blotto’s big hit was 1979’s “I Wanna Be a Lifeguard” from their debut EP.Β  Sergeant Blotto leads the charge to the beach in this surf-rock new-wave anthem.Β  Poor Sarge, stuck working in a shoe store all summer.Β  His dream job?Β  Being a lifeguard of course!Β  “I want an ocean, and some sunscreen lotion.Β  Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach!”Β  Sounds awesome Sarge, sign us up.

The show takes a break for an interview with the five Blotto members, including bassist Cheese and drummer Lee Harvey.Β  They talk about the still-untitled album and banter about naturally.Β  Why were Blotto not huge?Β  Watching this video, it’s easy to imagine Blotto appealing to many.Β  The legend goes that they were once offered a major label deal but would have lost creative control.Β  They chose to put out their album on Blotto Records instead.Β  Maybe if they had signed with the label…?Β  Who knows.Β  Watch this interview yourself and see a band that coulda woulda shoulda.

 

Back to the music.Β  “Goodbye, Mr. Bond” is sung by the evil villain “Dr. Bow”.Β  Any Bond fan will take delight in this spy adventure.Β  Will Bond escape this time?Β  “I could kill you right now, but no!Β  There’s a better way…”Β  That usually doesn’t go well for the villain, but the song goes on the verge of progressive rock during an instrumental breakdown.Β  “Goodbye, Mr. Bond” flows seamlessly into a cover of “SecretΒ  Agent Man” with Sarge on lead vocals.

Kids of the 80s remember Blotto for one song:Β  “Metal Head”.Β  Sergeant Blotto’s friends are gettin’ worried.Β  He’s turning into a heavy metal head!Β  It has all the necessary ingredients for a metal song:Β  Solid riff, howlin’ vocals, ripping guitar solos, thunderous drum fills, and screams aplenty.

This great little show is a wonderful way for you to enjoy the next 45 minutes of your life. Get Blotto.

4/5 stars

 

    1. (We Are) The Nowtones (from 1979’s EP Hello! My Name Is Blotto. What’s Yours?)
    2. It’s Not You (from 1982’s Combo Akimbo)
    3. Occupational HazardΒ (from Combo Akimbo)
    4. I Wanna Be a LifeguardΒ (fromΒ Hello! My Name Is Blotto. What’s Yours?)
    5. Interview
    6. Goodbye, Mr. BondΒ (from Combo Akimbo)
    7. Secret Agent Man (Johnny Rivers cover)
    8. Metal HeadΒ (from Combo Akimbo)

 

 

 

REVIEW: Blotto – Combo Akimbo (1982)

BLOTTOΒ – Combo Akimbo (1982 Blotto Records)

Blotto were just too much fun!Β  A variety of rocking styles and amusing lyrics makes Combo Akimbo, their only studio album, a blast to listen to front to back.

Singer Sergeant Blotto takes lead vocals on β€œToo Much Fun”, a punky vintage Alice Cooper rock and roll romp, powered through a particle accelerator.Β  For track two, guitarist Bowtie Blotto leads.Β  β€œIt’s Only Money” is just pure and simple rock and roll:Β  Kiss with a hint of early Beatles.Β  Broadway Blotto (guitar) takes over lead vocals on β€œScream”.Β  It’s a pleasantly New Wave 80s-sounding rock song with a great chorus, aided and abetted by Sarge and Bowtie.Β  β€œI Quit” (vocals by Broadway) is a perfect rock anthem for those who wanna take this job and shove it.Β  Sassy, fun rock and roll.

The most legendary of the songs is of course β€œMetal Head”, lead vocals by Sarge.Β  It’s a funny and uncomplicated story of what could happen if you too inadvertently become a metal head.Β  Done in the metal style, Sarge complains that β€œsuddenly there’s an endless void where I used to keep my brain”.Β  It plays on the 80s brain-dead metalhead stereotype, but for a comedy song it works.Β  β€œWanna customize my van, and I don’t even own one.”  That’s Buck Dharma from Blue Oyster Cult on lead guitar (and in the video).Β  Dig those four (count β€˜em!) false endings.

Side two is just as much fun as side one.Β  β€œIt’s Not You” boasts chiming, jangly guitars and catchy everything.Β  Bowtie proclaims that β€œIt’s not you, it’s your family I can’t stand!”  It’s just a quick blast of gleeful complaining.Β  β€œOccupational Hazard” sounds, strangely enough, like an outtake from Peter Criss’ first solo album…if it was the best song on the album.Β  It has that old-timey style that Pete was so good at back then…but better.Β  Then the very New Wave rock-styled β€œWhen the Second Feature Starts” is a memento of the old drive-in days.Β  Kissing through the cartoons, fogging up the windows…remember what it was like?

Possibly the most intriguing and entertaining song on the album is closer β€œGoodbye, Mr. Bond”.Β  From the perspective of the villain who has just captured 007, it’s a brilliant homage to the greatest spy of all time.Β  β€œWe’ve been expecting you, monsieur Bond.”  The bad guy invites him to sit and chat before discussing how Bond should die.Β  β€œThis is your last interference.Β  I could shoot you right now, but NO!Β  Hahahaha, there’s a better way!”  We all know how it goes from there!Β  β€œGoodbye, Mr. Bond” is a treat whether you like the super spy or not.Β  The music captures the Bond essence and the lyrics pay tribute to both the good and bad Bond clichΓ©s.

What a blast Combo Akimbo is.Β  It’s not an outstanding classic album by any stretch, but it’s fun, doesn’t overstay its welcome, and every song is good.Β  Worth tracking down if only for β€œMetal Head” and β€œGoodbye, Mr. Bond”.

4/5 stars

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#699: Brief Encounter

On the dark days, you just need to find things to cheer you up.

This past weekend, caring for Jen’s mom in the hospital, I had a chance encounter that lasted just a few moments, but gave me something else to focus on.Β  “Mum” was staying in a very nice wing of a veteran’s hospital.Β  It was filled with retired war heroes, but also regular people who were fighting their final battles with cancer.Β  You can always sense the grief in the air.Β  It weighs down like a heavy, thick antiseptic mist.

Sunday morning we were making our way to see Mum, with other families to see our loved ones.Β  Walking in front of us was a tall guy carrying a guitar.Β  It was in a road case, which jumped out at me.Β  Most guitar hobbyists don’t need one, but professionals do.Β  He looked like a dressed-down star.Β  He held the elevator door open for us.Β  We got in and I had a closer look at his road case.Β  There was a laminated tag with his name on it, which I recognised immediately.Β  For his privacy, I won’t say who he was, but I Googled him to verify.Β  Sure enough, the guitarist in front of us was the guy who came up in my Google images search.

Seven solo albums stretching back 22 years.Β  12 more album releases as a sideman, for some pretty big names.Β  If I said them, you’d recognise them.Β  He has played on Leno, the Oscars, and the Grammies, and he also opened for two of my favourite bands (one of which, Deep Purple, is in my Top Five).

I didn’t bother him.Β  He was there for the same reason we were.Β  It would have been disrespectful for me to invade his privacy.

I did, however, stream some of his music on my phone.Β  Later on, I heard him down the hall, playing blues licks for his loved one.Β  It was an awesome, awesome sound.

My only real wish was, it would have been nice if Mum was well enough to come out into the hallway to listen.Β  Mum loved all kinds of music, including the blues.Β  But she was too sick.Β  We played some George Harrison in her room, instead.

I talked about this brief encounter all day.Β  I guess I was a little starstruck.

In the end, the bluesman did more than play some licks for his loved one.Β  He didn’t know it, but he helped me out too.Β  Thank you, bluesman.

 

Rest in Peace, Mrs. LeBrain’s Mom — “Mum”

Some people knew her as “Debbie”.Β  Some called her “sis”.Β  Jen called her “mommy”.Β  Readers here remember her as “Mrs. LeBrain’s Mom”.

As for me, she liked it when I called her “Mum”, so that’s what I did.

She’s been sick for a little while.Β  She was diagnosed with cancer at the same time as my wife, late last year.Β  Because Mum only cared about other people, she tried to protect us.Β  She did not tell us about it.Β  She lived with her secret, so we could focus on Jen.Β  We knew she was sicker than she claimed, but at the end of the day we had to trust her.Β  I don’t begrudge this.Β  She was right — I needed to focus on Jen, beating her own cancer.Β  When she did, Mum told us the news.

She’s so important to me.Β  We became much closer when Jen’s dad passed away in 2009.Β  When that happened, our little unit circled the wagons and held on to each other tight.Β  We invited her to come and stay with us on the weekends, and she did, probably two out of every three times.Β  She came and celebrated Christmas (and all the holidays) with my family.Β  She bought us dinners and treats and spoiled us.Β  She took good care of Jen.Β  We talked and laughed.

I already miss our talks.Β  I just wanna call her.

She even contributed to my website.Β  She co-reviewed Machete Kills with me.Β  She helped with two of my videos, always as comedy relief.Β  She was a great sport.

I miss her so much.

I could count on her for wisdom, for support, and she was always there when Jen needed her.Β  If Jen called, Mum would be on a train.Β  She just liked being here.Β  She wanted to retire in Kitchener.Β  Over the years she made a lot of friends. Lots of people here will miss her.Β  Her generosity won’t be easily forgotten.Β  She was good to everyone.

I have always tried to put on an optimistic face when it comes to health.Β  Until you’re done, you’re still fighting to win.Β  But as summer progressed, it was clear Mum wasn’t getting better.Β  She bravely tried a new experimental treatment.Β  The upside was that some tumors were shrinking, but the treatment made her incredibly ill.Β  She couldn’t continue.Β  Eventually the doctors just ran out of things to try.

The last thing she said clearly to me, many many times, was “I only trust Michael.Β  I only trust Michael.”

I will never forget that for the rest of my life.Β  “I only trust Michael.”

I guess she means to take care of Jen.Β  Hearing her say this, repeating it, was the heaviest moment of my life.

But it felt good at the same time.Β  I couldn’t have asked for the trust of a more important person.Β  She was a second mom to me.Β  I am a very lucky person to have even known her.

She fought that cancer, and fought, and fought.Β  She fought longer than any of the doctors said she would.

She was the toughest woman I ever knew.Β  I miss her like crazy.

Rest in peace, Mum.

Mrs. LeBrain’s Mom had a cameo in this video. She was a good sport and played the role well.

Update 2

On the last few Toronto drives, one band keeps getting played over and over again.Β  When I return from my hiatus I’m going to be writing a lot about Blotto.Β  Their upbeat, comedic rock and roll has been everything we needed.Β  There have been dark days these past weeks, but Blotto helps make us laugh again.Β  Blotto formed in the late 70s, never signed to a major label, released one album and several singles, and became a cult band.

One day before hitting the highway, I checked out a Blotto concert from 1982 on Youtube called Tonight At Toad’s.Β  It had Jen’s favourite song (“It’s Not You”) and two of mine (“Metal Head” and “Goodbye, Mr. Bond”).Β  I flipped the concert to mp3 and put it on the car stereo.Β  Together we found a new favourite, “I Wanna be a Lifeguard”, their first hit from 1979.

Music helps.Β  Every little thing helps.

Selected Road Tunes:

  • Blotto – Tonight at Toad’s
  • Deep Purple – The Book of Taliesyn
  • Deep Purple – With Orchestra: Live at Montreaux
  • Deep Purple – The House of Blue Light
  • Budgie – Deliver Us From Evil
  • Joe Satriani, Eric Johnson & Steve Vai – G3 Live in Concert
  • The Darkness – Live at Hammersmith
  • The Sword – Used Future

 

 

Hiatus Update

“Well, the cops have been lookin’ for the son-of-a-gun,
That’s been rippin’ the tar off the four-O-one.”

I’ve learned a lot in the last week and a half.Β  I think I have mastered this β€œdriving the 401 to Toronto” thing.Β  It really boils down to three easy steps:

  1. Watch the signs and you won’t get lost.
  2. Stoppy-starty traffic is perfectly normal.
  3. Motorcycles can and will drive between lanes of stopped traffic.

See?Β  Easy.

Timing is also fun.Β  What takes 80 minutes on a good day takes 120+ minutes on another day.Β  It’s like a guessing game you can enjoy with your friends.

OH!Β  And last Saturday in Toronto, I dropped my brand new glasses into a pissy hotel toilet.Β  Thankfully, it was my own piss.

When we have something to update you on, we’ll update you!Β  Until then, keep watching the roads….

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A sampling of Road Tunes:

  • Deep Purple – Burn
  • Deep Purple – Stormbringer
  • Deep Purple – Come Taste the Band
  • Blotto – Combo Akimbo
  • Thin Lizzy – Renegade
  • Thin Lizzy – Dedication
  • Stompin’ Tom Connors – Bud the Spud

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Well it’s Bud the Spud from the bright red mud
Rollin’ down the highway smilin’
The spuds are big on the back of Bud’s rig
They’re from Prince Edward Island
They’re from Prince Edward Island

Now from Charlottetown or from Summerside
They load them down for the big long ride;
He jumps in the cab and he’s off with the Pride Sebagoes
He’s gotta catch a boat to make Tormentine
Then he hits up that old New Brunswick line
Through Montreal he comes just a flyin’
With another big load of potatoes

The Ontario Provincial Police don’t think much of Bud

Well, the cops have been lookin’ for the son-of-a-gun
That’s been rippin’ the tar off theΒ four-O-one;
They know the name on the truck shines up in the sun – “Green Gables”
But he hits Toronto and at seven o’clock
He backs her up again at the terminal dock
And the boys gather ’round just to hear him talk
About another big load of potatoes

GUEST REVIEW: Jane’s Addiction – Jane’s Addiction (1987)

Guest review by Holen MaGroin

JANE’S ADDICTION – Jane’s Addiction (1987 Triple X)

In 1987, the stage was set for a new exciting sound to challenge the successful glam metal scene. Some thought that metal had become gluttonous and bloated, filled with commercial aspirations that betrayed the genre’s roots. The alternative revolution started not with Nirvana’sΒ Nevermind,Β but four years earlier when Jane’s Addiction chose to begin their recording career in an unorthodox way. They decided to make their debut LP a live album. Several of the songs on this live album would never be re-recorded for a studio LP, leaving these the only official versions of the songs. At the height of the glam metal craze,Β Jane’s AddictionΒ was a much needed breath of fresh air in the rock world. Many different styles of rock were being played on the Sunset Strip, but up to this point only the more pop-oriented groups were receiving mainstream attention. This self-titled album at points is a heavier, more aggressive album than a lot of the stuff that was being passed off as β€œmetal” at the time, without actually being metal. At other points, it displays an emphasis on songwriting depth over quick catchy gang chorus melodies. The ballads on this album are of an organic nature, and acoustic guitars play a dominant role in the proceedings.

Jane’s AddictionΒ is an emotionally honest offering. It is a very passionate and energetic recording that shows the full dynamic of the band better than any of their later releases. While their first two studio albums are superior efforts overall, they don’t display the many different influences of the group’s sound as clearly as they do on this record. While they would distill those influences into something truly unique and original onΒ Nothing’s ShockingΒ andΒ Ritual de lo Habitual,Β this eponymous album shows the influences spread out further into different songs, offering a unique glimpse into what makes the band’s later material tick. Compare the brash speedy opener β€œTrip Away” with the earnest bass driven ballad β€œI Would for You”. Or the dirty distorted Zeppelin style struts of β€œPigs in Zen” with the acoustic roots rock of β€œMy Time”. It’s a unique experience that doesn’t at all feel like a band trying to find their footing, but one that is about to achieve their full potential.

This concert at The Roxy Theatre captures them as raw as the band would ever be. The recording isn’t stellar, but the production fits the music quite well. The music is emotionally raw and open, so the recording should and does match. Some studio overdubs were utilized during post-production, but these don’t bother you in a way that they would on another live album. Despite being recorded live,Β Jane’s AddictionΒ doesn’t feel like a conventional live record in the way it progresses. This recording was meant to be an introduction to the band, and it seems as though they thought that the best way to capture the pure power of their sound would be to record the basics in a live setting, while enhancing the recordings with additional guitars, drum parts, and things of that nature to create a hybrid. You get the power of a live recording, with the addition of multiple guitars to hold down the rhythm when Dave Navarro takes a solo. These overdubs aren’t deceitful, because the band doesn’t make any effort to conceal them. They are simply meant to augment to original recording, to give the songs the best possible presentation on the band’s first outing.

The songs themselves are superb. Jane’s Addiction had a well of talent from all four members. In the inspired tribal beats of Stephen Perkins, who is better described as a percussionist than as a drummer. In the urgent bass lines of Eric Avery, whose playing propels the songs along and keeps them from plodding. In the great feeling of Dave Navarro, who isn’t the flashiest player, but knows how to fill space and throws in some of his tastiest soloing to the aggressive punkish β€œWhores”, one of the heaviest tunes on here that blends the aforementioned punk influences with a metallic sheen and a good portion of spirited melodic vocal chants from Perry Farrell that call to mind a world music influence. Perry Farrell’s voice is more aggressive and gravelly on this recording compared to his screechy sound on later albums. He’s not a great singer, but he possesses a unique voice that sells the material with conviction. His lyrical abilities are also superlative, with many of them being very personal.

Nowhere is this more evident than on β€œJane Says”, an early version of the song that would later become their biggest hit onΒ Nothing’s Shocking. The song is just two chords, yet the words tell a tale that is so entrancing that it maintains attention throughout its entire run time. It’s a song about a real life woman that Perry Farrell knew named Jane, and her struggle with drugs and abusive relationships. The re-recorded version is superior, but it’s interesting to hear how the song got its start. It conveys a message that many living in modern society can relate with. The feelings of being so overwhelmed and disenfranchised with your current way of life that simple change is not enough to satisfy you. You feel as though you need to completely overhaul your life, and leave what you have behind to start a new beginning in a foreign land β€œβ€¦Jane Says I’m going away to Spain…”, but practical reasons keep you from fulfilling that daydream β€œβ€¦when I get my money saved…”. It’s truly an alt-rock classic, proving that you don’t need hundreds of layers of backing vocals to write a song that connects with people.

To offer their fans an even greater connection to the music, they use familiarity in two spirited covers. Lou Reed’s β€œRock & Roll”, and Rolling Stones’ β€œSympathy for the Devil”, known here as simply β€œSympathy”. These cover versions are done in the band’s style, and actually expand upon the originals thanks to Dave Navarro’s perfectly melodic playing in β€œRock & Roll” and the unmistakable percussive backbone from Stephen Perkins in β€œSympathy”. All the band’s strengths come together onβ€œMy Time”, one of the finest selections on the entire album. It’s a folksy rock song with acoustic guitar and harmonica parts, complimented by the perfect amount of percussive flair. This song is more melodic than many of the others on the album, and gives the listener a transcendent feeling. It’s one of those songs that is so beautiful and so moving that it makes the listener feel as though they’ve broken through some new musical barrier, and are floating in a state of emotional and sonic bliss. β€œMy Time” is even more potent when listened to on headphones, and under the dark cover of the night.

As the night wears on, the record bookends β€œTrip Away” with β€œChip Away”, containing some tribal beats and appropriate African influenced chanting from Perry Farrell. While Jane’s Addiction would garner endless acclaim for their first two studio efforts for Warner Brothers, this independent live debut on Triple X would go sadly overlooked. The band can be considered the alternative spiritual successor of Led Zeppelin. However, their music and style is clearly their own. They capture the transcendental sprawl, intensity, and intimacy of listening to a Led Zeppelin album in a way that copycats like Kingdom Come or Greta Van Fleet cannot.* Those two bands and others like them can ape Zeppelin riffs, vocal styles, and stage moves, but they don’t capture that unique and adventurous feeling that listening to one of their records always brings. Jane’s Addiction manages to capture that feeling three times over, with the first of those three times being on this absolutely enchanting live outing.

4.9/5 stars (only because the next two are even better)

1. “Trip Away”
2. “Whores”
3. “Pigs in Zen”
4. “1%”
5. “I Would for You”
6. “My Time”
7. “Jane Says”
8. “Rock n Roll” (Velvet Underground cover)
9. “Sympathy” (Rolling Stones cover)
10. “Chip Away”

* LeBrain agrees

Sunday Chuckle: Bloody Thumb

While attempting to cap my favourite red pen, I jammed it right in the corner of my left thumbnail.Β  It bled for a bit, but do you think I let this interfere with my work?Β  Of course not!Β  I took a call from a customer a few minutes after.

Customer:Β  “Hey Mike, how are you doing?”

Me:Β  “Real good thanks!Β  Well actually, I just stabbed myself with my pen, trying to put the cap on.”

Customer:Β  “Oh man…after all those years of practising with pens.”

I laughed pretty hard!

REVIEW: Ace Frehley – Bronx Boy (2018 EP)

 

TheΒ KISS RE-REVIEW SERIESΒ Part 46: Ace Frehley solo

We’re doing this one out of order because it’s a brand new release.

ACE FREHLEY – Bronx Boy (2018 EOne EP)

OriginalΒ Β guitarist Ace Frehley has been more active in the studio than his former band of late.Β  In the last decade we’ve had some great Ace originals (AnomalyΒ and Space Invader) and a much better than expected covers album (Origins Vol. 1).Β  This week, Ace finally announced the title of his next solo album:Β  Spaceman, due October 19.Β  Kiss hasn’t been interested in recording an album since 2012’s Monster.Β  At least Gene Simmons will be making a cameo on Spaceman.

Spaceman is preceded by the limited, numbered Bronx Boy EP.Β  This four track record spins one new song and three you may have missed.Β  “Bronx Boy” will be on the new album.Β  It’s a shorty (under 3:00) but it packs the signature Ace punch.Β  Killer riff, blazing solo, great chorus, and plenty of balls!Β  Lyrically it’s Ace revisiting his street punk persona from his youth.Β  “You better look out!”

Also on the A side, you will find an unreleased remix of “Reckless” from Space Invader.Β  It’s a little longer and more dynamic.Β  “Reckless” is a brilliant tune, probably better than “Bronx Boy” itself when it comes down to brass tacks.Β  It’s a little more unique, in that Ace way.Β  It is exclusive to this EP.

On the B-side are two of the best covers from Origins Vol. 1.Β  Cream’s “White Room” features drummer Scott Coogan helping out on backing vocals (singing that high part).Β  Really though, it is a showcase for the Ace’s incredible guitar work.Β  Thick, thick harmonies and plenty of wah-wah will make you drool in envy.Β  The old Kiss classic “Cold Gin” has Mike McCready from Pearl Jam on guest guitar.Β  Seems like just about everybody in Seattle was a Kiss fan at some point.*Β Β Just as important though is having a studio version of “Cold Gin” with Ace singing — the guy who wrote it!

In the grand scheme of things, do you need to buy this?Β  To the practical fan, no.Β  The album will be out in October and most practical fans don’t care so much about rare versions or physical media.Β  What about the fans who do care about those things?Β  Do they need Bronx Boy?Β  The answer is fuck, yes!Β  Limited and numbered on grey marble vinyl, with an exclusive remix — these things matter.Β  It means the price will go up in the coming months.Β  Plus, you’ll just enjoy spinning it.Β  And there’s a free download card if you can’t spin the vinyl!

4/5 stars

For another great Bronx Boy review, check out 2loud2oldmusic!

* Nirvana covered “Do You Love Me”.Β  Alice In Chains have performed in Kiss makeup.Β  The Melvins had three Kiss-inspired solo albums.Β  Kim Thayil (Soundgarden) names Ace Frehley as one of his earliest inspirations to play guitar.

 

 

COMPLETE FREHLEY REVIEWS

ACE FREHLEY – 12 PicksΒ (1997 Megaforce Worldwide)
ACE FREHLEY – ACE FREHLEYΒ (KISS solo album)Β (1978 Casblanca)
ACE FREHLEY – AnomalyΒ (2009 version)
ACE FREHLEY – Anomaly (2017 deluxe edition)
ACE FREHLEY – β€œCherokee Boogie” (1996 Attic)
ACE FREHLEY – Frehley’s CometΒ (1987 Megaforce Worldwide)
FREHLEY’S COMET – Live + 1Β (1988 Megaforce Worldwide)
ACE FREHLEY – Loaded DeckΒ (1998 Megaforce Worldwide)
FREHLEY’S COMET – Milwaukee Live ’87Β (radio broadcast CD)
ACE FREHLEY – Origins Vol. 1Β (2016 eOne)
FREHLEY’S COMET – Second SightingΒ (1988 Megaforce Worldwide, 1998 reissue)
ACE FREHLEY – Space InvaderΒ (2014 E One/Victor Japan)
ACE FREHLEY – Trouble Walkin’ (1989 Megaforce Worldwide)
Return of the Comet – Tribute to ACE FREHLEYΒ (1997 Shock Records)
Spacewalk – A Salute to ACE FREHLEYΒ (1996 DeRock/Triage)