Thank you Rob and Harrison for an awesome stack of lists tonight! Jex could not make it, as having two young kids can tend to tire one out at the end of the day. He did send in a Top 5 list which Harrison read, and the rest of us saluted!
The lists were awesome and diverse. If you don’t want to watch the show, I recorded the lists for your reading pleasure below. Note the minimal amount of crossover, but also note the similarities between Rob and Jex!
We fielded an “Ask Harrison” question tonight from Jazz King, who we hope will be asking more questions of the Mad Metal Man in the coming weeks!
Great lists, and almost as impressive were the runners up! Check them out at the end of the show.
Cheers and see you next time!
MIKE
11. Trailer Park Boys (Blain Morris) – the Hawaiian guitar version from the Christmas Special
10. The Flinstones (Hoyt Curtin, Joseph Barbera and William Hanna)
9. The Simpsons (Danny Elfman)
8. Cheers – “Where Everybody Knows Your Name” (Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart-Angelo)
7. All In The Family – “Those Were the Days” (Lee Adams (lyrics) and Charles Strouse (music))
6. South Park (Primus) – it cost Matt Stone and Trek Parker only $74.
5. Beverly Hillbillies – “The Ballad of Jed Clampett” (Paul Henning, and recorded first by bluegrass musicians Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs – vocals)
4. Cops – “Bad Boys” (Inner Circle)
3. Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Dennis McCarthy)
2. Star Trek: The Next Generation (Jerry Goldsmith)
1. Star Trek: the original series (Alexander Courage) – made immortal for me by Wayne’s World
JEX
5. The (Je)X-Files
4. Unsolved Mysteries
3. The Twilight Zone
2. Knight Rider
1. Stranger Things
HARRISON
11. Dilbert – “Forbidden Zone” by Oingo Boingo
10. Miniscule
9. Air Crash Investigation (Mayday)
8. Top Gear -“Jessica” by the Allman Brothers
7. The Transformers: Cybertron
6. Gotham
5. Walking With Dinosaurs
4. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003-2009)
3. Deltoro Quest
2. Clone Wars
1. Primeval
ROB
11. S.W.A.T.
10. Game of Thrones
9. The Jeffersons
8. Mission: Impossible
7. Knight Rider
6. Space: 1999
5. Dr. Who
4. The X-Files
3. Hardcastle & McCormick
2. Battlestar Galactica (2003)
1. Star Trek: Voyager*
GRAB A STACK OF ROCK With Mike and the Mad Metal Man
Episode 31: Top TV Show Theme Music on Grab A Stack of Rock with Robert Daniels, Harrison and Jex
DISCLAIMER: Jen had a bad fall again this week, hit her head, and had to have staples put in. Therefore this is likely to be one of those shows where I’m barely there. I’ll be relying on the other guys to make the show happen.
Harrison suggested we get Rob back, and Rob suggested we do Top TV Show Themes. I think we’re planning a Nigel Tufnel Top Ten. As of this writing, I haven’t started my list. But I’ll be there.
Thank you for caring and thanks to those who reached out!
Friday August 11 at 7:00 P.M. E.S.T. / 8:00 P.M. Atlantic. Enjoy onYouTube or on Facebook!
I have not had time to put together a new cottage video yet, due to the insane amount of photos and footage I’ve accumulated.
It was another very busy five day weekend! I did two shows (one Grab A Stack of Rock, and one Tim’s Vinyl Confessions). We listened to a lot of music – Arkells, Alice Cooper, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, Y&T, Night Ranger, and more.
In this photo set you can see:
My recording location for Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, by fireside.
Jen and I jamming some acoustic bass on the porch.
Mike sat on the porch, sun beaming down bright, as he prepared for the first Writer’s Room teleconference! Normally, the guys (except Holen) all met up in a big room to hash out story ideas and pick on Mike. This time, everybody was meeting from their summer vacation spots. Mike’s was at the cottage, beneath the trees, with birds and chipmunks alike visiting his quiet space. He logged in and waited for the others to arrive.
The first to arrive was the aforementioned Holen Magroin. As usual, his screen was fuzzy, revealing no details.
“Holen!” greeted Mike. “You’re first. What’s up man?”
Holen muttered something about a hangover, not quite distinguishable. Mike could make out a figure fussing with his camera gear, but the image got no clearer.
“Not much is up, how’s life in Canada? I’m still trying to get Harrison to get these new images for Noirison chapter two. I have a very specific picture in my mind. He’s close, but not quite there yet.”
Mike was afraid to ask his next question. “How many revisions has he done so far?”
“Just seven,” answered Holen. Mike smacked his head. Holen was an artist, perhaps more than the others in the group. It had to be just right. It was his vision!
As if summoned by an unholy ritual, Harrison was next to arrive in the teleconference. He was calling in from his car.
“Hello,” he said, his calm Australian demeanor revealing nothing of the seven revisions he finished for Holen.
With a flash, John T. Snow appeared on the screen, on holiday from sunny California!
“Hellooooo!” screamed the Snowman, with white sunscreen on his nose and a drink in hand. “Welcome to California!”
“Fuck California!” Mike screamed back. “I mean, welcome John!”
The last two participants emerged: Aaron from a beach in Port Elgin, and 80’s Metal Man seemingly from a rock club somewhere in the UK!
“Welcome everyone!” Mike announced. “I have a very important statement to make regarding the future of Tee Bone Man. Are you ready?”
80s Metal Man plugged his ears as a band was soundchecking, but gave the thumbs up. Aaron saluted from the beach with a “Wahoo!” John sipped his drink, Harrison nodded stoically, and nobody knew how Holen responded since he was invisible.
Mike took a deep breath. “You ready guys? OK. Here’s the news. You all get the rest of the summer off! All of you except Harrison, that is!”
Harrison was unsurprised and unmoved.
“Summer off? Wahoo!!” said Aaron. “Wait…why?”
“Well, we’re so far ahead on stories that we have enough to go for the next couple months! Harrison just needs the art! We have 80s Metal Man with his new story about the mole in Rock and Roll Heaven, that will be going up soon. We have a second chapter of Holen’s Noirison series, written and waiting for art. Personally, I have written the next three chapters of the Multiverse Saga, and Harrison has been working on the adventures of Moustachio and Shinzon separately from that. We’re all set! Enjoy the summer, boys!”
Everybody celebrated in their little teleconference windows! Everyone but the calm and collected Harrison, and the invisible Holen, who may have been battling with a Kraken. It was simply impossible to know!
“Are you OK, Harrison?” asked Aaron while building a sand castle. “You aren’t smiling.”
“Yes I am,” responded Harrison. “I’m overjoyed to be still working on Lego art this summer. Can you not tell?”
“No!” responded everyone in unison.
“Enjoy the summer guys!” said Mike as he signed off.
He then leaned back in his chair on the porch. This summer had not gone according to plan. It had gone better! He had shed the kryptonite he had been carrying around for the last year, and emerged a new man. He smiled. He looked at the schedule of stories ahead. He nodded in approval. Big stories. Big changes. Big drama.
Man, the readers will be freaked out when they see who dies!
The end.
THE ADVENTURES OF TEE BONE MAN: PHASE ONE – THE SQUIRREL SAGA
Extreme fans never stopped believin’. We’re delighted that people dig the new album Six, but we always knew. Saudades was great. Punchline was great. We have always boasted about what Nuno was capable of, and it’s hard not to love Gary Cherone. This is a band you just want to kick ass, and they do on their sixth (studio) album, shockingly titled Six. There’s no dip in quality – there hasn’t been a dip in quality since their embryonic debut back in 1988. It’s been nothing but peaks since then, though always different from one another. Reviewing Six is less about praising it (which is easy) and more about seeing what Extreme are doing differently this time.
We talk a lot about riffs here, but rarely have Extreme riffs been as direct and heavy as the one on “Rise”. This, by the way, is the song with the solo that seems to have taken the world by storm. The spirit of Van Halen was definitely in the room when Nuno laid it down, and it’s an undeniable highlight of the song. The solo is as impressive and hooky as a song unto itself. Another figure that people are starting to notice is drummer Kevin Figueiredo. It’s hard to stand out when you’re Mike Mangini’s replacement in Extreme, but Kevin kicks it! (Joke intentional – die hard Extreme fans know.) “Rise” could be the heaviest Extreme song to date.
Riffing continues on “#Rebel” (pronounced “hashtag rebel”), another contender for heaviest to date. The riff is definitely a monster, and Nuno augments it with those tasty licks he’s known for. Gary Cherone, meanwhile, sounds to be in better voice than he was back in the 1990s when he joined Van Halen. He doesn’t seem to have to push as hard, no longer going overly gritty when he’s givin’ ‘er. The solo is another marathon workout, and just a pleasure to bang along to from start to finish. Like most great solos, this is a fully composed piece of musical performance.
Third standout riff in a row, “Banshee” is yet another butt-kickin’ banger. It’s not fully pedal to the metal this time, with the verses being a little less loud, allowing Gary to get slinky. Bassist Pat Badger forms a formidable groove with Kevin here, which gives Nuno room to play around. The solo, once again, is thought out like a miniature song within a song.
Finally on track four, we get a breather! A brilliant acoustic song called “Other Side of the Rainbow” is just a thing of beauty. The vocal harmonies of Gary and Nuno gel better here than anywhere else on Six. This is pure pop, as Extreme have occasionally done (and done so well) on albums past. There are elements of Extreme II and Waiting for the Punchline here. It somehow sounds like a lost remnant from the decade of the 90s. One of the best Extreme songs in the entire canon, and a brilliant Queen-like performance from Gary.
Continuing down the acoustic road, the ballad “Small Town Beautiful” definitely recalls the softer moments on Punchline. The blend of vocals here is really special; those trademark harmonies. Things shake up once again on the bass heavy “The Mask”, with co-lead vocals by Nuno Bettencourt, a rare treat. Gary takes over on the choruses, while Nuno takes the verses in an affected voice. “Rip off the mask, I’ll show you who I am!” howls Gary on the menacing chorus.
The unusual “Thicker Than Blood” has an industrial tint, but actually is closer to a reflection of Nuno’s 1997 solo album Schizophonic. It absolutely could have come from that album, but it would have been one of the better tracks if it had. The solo here is a wicked little number. They take it down to a heavy grind on “Save Me”, another song with a downtuned 90s flavour, but a searing chorus. It’s two completely different moods, verse and chorus. Quality remains high. Variety continues.
Another soft acoustic number called “Hurricane” sounds like Simon and Garfunkel, and there’s nothing wrong with that. Extreme could do Simon and Garfunkel a hell of a lot better than Disturbed. Nuno takes a rare acoustic solo here. A very special song. Extreme throw another curveball on the effects-heavy “X Out”. We’re reminded, perhaps, of “Evilangelist” from Punchline, but with more of that industrial synthy vibe. There’s an undeniable Stranger Things vibe to the synth line.
A complete 180° will spin your head on “Beautiful Girls”, a light tropical summery number about…shockingly…beautiful girls. It’s just pop, pure and simple, and there’s nothing to feel guilty or shameful about. (There’s only one line I dislike – “California Girls, I wish they all could be” – gimme Canadian girls any time!) Bottom line, Extreme have never been shy about going way outside the box. “Beautiful Girls” represents the furthest they’ve gone since Extreme II back in 1990. The guitar solo is pure Brian May, 100%. There’s no denial, except for that wicked burnout at the end! Some might say, “This sounds like Sugar Ray!” I say, “Sugar Ray could never sing nor play like Extreme do.” Interesting that on an album with Extreme’s heaviest rockers, we also find their their most pop song.
The acoustic guitars remain out for album closer “Here’s To the Losers”, another brilliant tune that goes in another different direction. It has an anthemic shout-along of “Get up! Chin up! Drink up!” (Your beverage of choice, of course!) It’s like a rallying cry and it’s a terrific closer. The key change at the end is really nice.
The sequencing of this album is really interesting. Though the first three songs sell it as a heavy monster, the diversity soon comes into play, and then we run into multiple acoustic songs in a row. It’s unexpected but it works. The Japanese CD has its bonus track of course, and it’s a simple radio edit version of “Rise” that allows the CD to end heavy, if you prefer it that way. The edit version of “Rise” is a full minute shorter, but wasn’t really necessary except to satisfy radio formats. Fortunately the solo is still a main feature of the song.
Extreme Six was expertly produced by Nuno Bettencourt. The man’s talent knows no bounds. In fact Extreme are one of the most talented bands to come from the 80s, end sentence. Six is among their very best albums, which is to say, all of them but the debut. The streak continues. Extreme are the champions.
In the last five years, my world has changed drastically. We lost Jen’s mom, we’ve lost friends, but on the positive side, we’ve also lost weight! The world has gone through a transformative pandemic, but one constant is Aaron KMA, a man I have not seen since 2018. I am happy to report that Aaron is still out there being Aaron – bearing gifts and warmth as always!
We met halfway, at the Elk & Finch in Southampton Ontario. He brought his son, who I’ve never met before, but has good taste in hamburgers. We sat down to some amazing food, including the best smoked salmon I’ve ever tasted in my life. This is it: as good as it gets.
Food aside, I knew Aaron would arrive bearing gifts, and as usual, he did: Books, CDs, and more. Let’s have a gander, shall we? Let’s go through the contents of Aaron’s gift bag bit by bit.
Not pictured, there were four bottle of Iron Maiden’s Trooper beer! Not pictured because I didn’t think I should pull out liquor of my own at a restaurant. You understand of course! You are probably familiar with this acclaimed brew already. That made up a lot of the weight of the gift bag. Much of the rest of the weight was taken up by books. One book specifically.
The big one is The Art of Classic Rock by Paul Brushkin, with foreward by Alice Cooper. Aaron has showed this off on my show before. We also have rock magazines (with CDs)! Other reading: Gods of the Hammer by Geoff Pevere, the story of Teenage Head. The “Hammer” in this case is Hamilton Ontario. Keeping a punk vibe, Aaron also gave me Perfect Youth: The Birth of Canadian Punk by Sam Sutherland. Finally, it’s The Story of Tommy which is really gorgeous!
I’m very excited about the music. I actually didn’t own a copy of Garbage’s self titled debut, until now. This one is signed by all four members, and lo and behold, it’s dedicated to Mike! Just a coincidence I assure you but how cool is that? I now also owned Backwaxed by Anvil, which I was missing until now, and now I also own the Hip side project Stripper’s Union.
I get more and more excited the further we go!
These Hot Wheels are really cool. I think I need to open them. The Yellow Submarine (Beatles) is groovy. The USS Enterprise though…I just enjoy swooshing those ships around. This Enterprise is NCC-1701 from the 2009 film Star Trek, directed by JJ Abrams and starring Chris Pine as Captain Kirk. (I have to be honest, I prefer Paul Wesley’s Kirk from Strange New Worlds, which I am trying to get Aaron to watch!) I enjoy these very much, and this is not the first time Aaron has found an appropriate Hot Wheels to gift me.
Onto the shirt, which was actually the first item in the bag. Jeff Woods is legendary in my circles – he is THE Legend of Classic Rock. Jeff Woods even contributed to the Sausagefest countdowns a number of times. Aaron, however, isn’t a radio listener and isn’t intimate with the works of Mr. Woods as I am. Yet Aaron found this shirt, thought of me, and put it in the bag. I am thrilled. This is a shirt I would have bought myself anyway!
Finally…
I just loved the Sheik. I have always loved the Sheik. He was one of the greatest villains in WWF history. We talked to Spenny about the Iron Sheik back in May on Grab A Stack of Rock. And now I have a little loveable stuffed Sheik of my own. I couldn’t be more happy. This is the kind of gift that just screams “Mike”.
Aaron, it was a delight to hook up again and finally meet your son. I hope we do something like this again soon. I could go for some salmon again. And the coffee was great too.
So it shall be written, so it shall be done! The Metallica box set has been unsealed, opened, and displayed. And I am glad that I did it. Yes, I could have turned it around for $1600 but I chose to let the music be played as intended. (Then there was an added screw-up, which I quickly fixed before too late, you’ll have to see it!) Obey your Master, and watch this epic unboxing of the Master of Puppets box set.
The box included prints, lyric sheets, buttons, 3 LPs, 10 CDs, 2 DVDs, and a cassette. We tried to get a look at all of it. Pause to gaze at the track lists in detail.
In addition we took a peak at some new arrivals:
Judas Priest – Hero, Hero vinyl in pristine condition
Alice Cooper – Killer and School’s Out deluxe CD editions
Official Tee Bone Man stickers
Jex brought the fire with some cool video from Geomatrix. You have to check this out. See for yourself at about the 32 minute mark.
A big thank-you to an exhausted Max the Axe, who tried to make an appearance but suffered at the hands of the Streamyard gods. We never found out what was wrong, but Tim sympathizes!
We had our “Ask Jex” questions this week – a pair from first-timer Rob Daniels. Thanks Rob! Great questions. Keep them coming.
Finally, sincere appreciation to Paul Shortino for a wonderful Cameo, giving us a shout out at Grab A Stack of Rock, to the tune of “Dreaming Again” by Rough Cutt. The guy still has an amazing voice. We ran this Cameo twice, once at the start and once at the end of the show.
Thanks for watching and we will probably see you again next Friday evening!
A casual afternoon at the cottage with Jex! Just for fun, we invited Max the Axe to show up, but if he does or not…who knows! We’ll be playing his music regardless. Tim Durling is also a possible sighting! We’ll be talking all the latest in our musical lives, doing some unboxings, and rocking some tunes! Of course, we need to talk about Jex’s new WordPress called Jex Russell – Pop Culture Nut!
This week, we even have a celebrity cameo! From who? I guess you’ll have to tune in and find out. One clue: “Forever we will shine!”
We will be showing of a wealth of musical treasures as always, and this time…I may FINALLY unbox that Metallica Master of Puppets box set that I’ve been sitting on for five years! According to Patrick Olsen formerly of 107.5 Dave Rocks, sealed copies of these now go for up to $1600. This could be the dumbest thing you see on YouTube today!
Therefore, don’t miss it!
Friday August 4 at 3:00 P.M. E.S.T. / 4:00 P.M. Atlantic. Enjoy on YouTube or on Facebook!
How refreshing it is to purchase a CD in this day and age that doesn’t say “ProTools by…” in the liner notes. That’s the kind of CD that Changing Gears, by newcomer Jaz King, is. It’s earthy without being too rough. Miss King is a young Canadian singer/songwriter who’s been writing her own material for over half a decade. It’s easy to be cynical in these days of Canadian Idol, and think that any young female coming out can’t write or play her own instruments. Contrary to the norm, King sings, writes, and plays guitar and piano. She’s backed by Steve Foley on guitar and drums, and Jon Van Wingerden on bass.
On first listen it would be easy to lump King in with the likes of early Jewel or Dayna Manning. However, her voice is more breathy, more human. Dare I say it; it’s darker. The occasional high note does remind us Dayna Manning, but King’s material is not nearly as pop. Whereas most mainstream artists overpolish their music in the studio, King has wisely left the arrangements to the basics performed by herself and her studio band. The acoustic guitar parts are lush, reminding us of Jim Cuddy. There is some nice electric guitar as well, the parts on “Close Your Eyes” reminding us of Ty Tabor. During the intro to “Southbound” there’s some nice soft electric guitar that you can only get from a tube amp and it sounds perfectly appropriate. The drum parts courtesy of Steve Foley fill in all the gaps, providing enough interesting fills without being overpowering. Background vocals (uncredited) are complimentary and don’t cramp the mix. Unfortunately the bass is mixed a little too low, which is sad as it’s the kind of dexterous playing that this reviewer loves. If it only it were cranked a little higher. Care to do a remix for us, Miss King?
King’s songwriting is definitely above average, demonstrating her years of working on her craft. Her melodies are memorable and original. Where she really shines, however, is in her lyrics. “October” is sweet, dark, bitter and bright all at once. This is something that some songwriters take years to achieve, but King has arrived on the scene as a fully developed lyricist.
The best track, without a doubt, is “All I Have”, which she wisely left for last. Featuring King alone on piano and vocals, it stands out from the other tracks, but ends abruptly. Whether she did this knowing the listening would wish the album wasn’t over yet isn’t clear, but it was a wise move. Too many bands make the mistake of putting too much material on their debuts. This tires out the listener, but King leaves them wanting more. A very clever move. Intentional? Perhaps, or maybe that’s just the way the song sounded in her head. Or both.
Clocking in at 35 minutes, Changing Gears gives you better value for the money than the average Weezer album. Let’s not forget that in the storied old days of vinyl (remember vinyl?) 35 minutes represented a long album. These nine tracks don’t overstay their welcome, though it would’ve be nice to hear King and her band do a nice bright fast one. The packaging is extremely pro, a nice white & blue digipack. All the photos inside and out follow an automobile motif (Changing Gears, get it?) and this follows through to the stickshift design on the disc itself. There is a full colour four page booklet, which unfortunately suffers from the kind of pixilation you get from a bubblejet printer. Because of this it’s hard to read the handwritten lyrics inside, which is tragic.
The great thing about a debut album like this is that usually it only hints at what the artist is capable of. In the future, King should be able to carve out her own identity. She has the necessary playing skills and songwriting ability to grow with each release. An artist like this would benefit from a University tour, giving her a chance to build a national fanbase and her chops at the same time. Let’s hope Jaz King gets that chance.