classic rock

REVIEW: Alcatrazz – Disturbing the Peace (1985)

ALCATRAZZΒ – Disturbing the Peace (1985 EMI, 2001 Light Without Heat)
Released as part of Steve Vai’sΒ The Secret Jewel Box

This is the only Alcatrazz album I own. Β The reason I own it is Steve Vai. Β I’m a Steve Vai fan before I’m a Graham Bonnet or Yngwie Malmsteen fan. Β Plus, this album was reissued exclusively in Steve’s stunning looking Secret Jewel BoxΒ (2001) as CD 2. Β  The collector in me wanted that box set and I was glad Steve was so thorough as to include collaborative efforts like this one in his box set. Β According to Steve’s 2001 liner notes, Alcatrazz was one of his favourite band experiences and I think you can hear that.

Disturbing the Peace, Alaztrazz’s second LP, is very idea-heavy. Β It’s dense musically and conceptually while still being straight-ahead rock music. Β It’s the same trick Steve pulled on David Lee Roth’s universally acclaimedΒ Eat ‘Em and Smile record. Β Vai is credited as a co-writer on every track, except the instrumental “Lighter Shade of Green” on which he has sole credit. Β Clearly, his input on the album is tremendous as it is literally covered with his fingerprints. Β His style is all but fully formed (he had already recorded and released his experimental first solo album, Flex-able). Β His guitar sound was certainly well on its way, and the way it shimmers with multiple layers is omnipresent on Disturbing the Peace. Β Hell, Vai even recycles melodies from Flex-able, which he would recycle yet again on Passion & Warfare!

(Note: Β I’m referring to the melody from Steve’s “Answers” from Passion and Warfare, which is also in “Wire and Wood” on Disturbing the Peace and “Little Green Men” on Flex-able. Β While this is strictly conjecture, I assume this melody to be among the many that Steve “heard” in his lucid dreams that inspired the Passion and Warfare album. Β Another such melody is “Liberty”, which was based on recollections of a lucid dream.)

There are some really great songs on Disturbing the Peace. Β “God Blessed Video” (which had its own great video that featured Steve extensively) is a great example of the kind of powerful, melodic hard rock Graham Bonnet can produce. Β It superficially resembles Rainbow’s “Death Valley Driver” (surely a coincidence) and has the same relentless drum stomp and chugging riff. Β This is all left in the dust by Steve who anticipates his role as the “Devil’s Guitarist” from the movie Crossroads by stewing up an unconventionally wicked guitar solo.

The more straightforward metal of “Mercy” is credited to the whole band, also including Gary Shea (bass), Jan Uvena (drums) and Jimmy Waldo (keyboards). Β That’s probably why it’s much more standard in construction. Β Bonnet’s pipes get quite a workout, and Steve’s solo is jaw dropping. Β The solo section here absolutely sounds like a prototype for Passion and Warfare. Β “Will You Be Home Tonight” is steamy, a bit more laid back and heavy with atmosphere. Β None of this prevents Bonnet from wailing, nor Vai for throwing down some space-age bluesy licks. Β This kind of thing would come in handy for Whitesnake, later on.

The aforementioned “Wire and Wood” is actually the most Rainbow-like of the songs. Β At times it almost sounds like a leftover from Down to Earth, but then Vai reminds us that this it was now 1985 and there’s a new kid on the block. Β Side one closed with “Desert Diamond”, Steve Vai on Choral sitar this time. Β This time I’m reminded of a similar gimmick on “My Little Man”, which Steve co-wrote for Ozzy’s Ozzmosis album.

“Stripper” is pretty far from lyrically sophisticated. Β While “A dark and crowded room / Warm beer that’s stale” does set the scene, it’s not really a story that needed telling, I suppose. Β Similarly, “Painted Lover” could not misconstrued as poetry. Β “She just wants that hard stash, hot from your pocket.” Β I’m sure, Graham.

It’s kind of weird hearing trashy lyrics like this sung over Steve’s schooled and intricate melodies and tricks. Β It’s like the smartest kid in class helping out a less talented classmate or something. Β Nothing against Graham of course, he’s had more hits than I have, so what do I know?

SKYFIRE

“Skyfire”

Steve’s “Lighter Shade of Green” solo is a brief intro to “Sons and Lovers”, one of the most accessible hard rock songs. Β It has a grand chorus, courtesy of Graham, the kind of thing he’s very good at. Β “Skyfire” (surely named after the 1985 Transformers character, right?) is a very 1980’s sounding groove. Β I like the fast chuggy parts, the strong melodies, and Steve’s guitar bits. Β I also like that I’m going to start a rumor that it’s named after the Transformers character. Β (It’s actually about a UFO that Graham sighted.)

The only song I kinda don’t like is the last one, “Breaking the Heart of the City”. Β It’s here that I feel the Vai/Bonnet experiment fails somewhat. Β It sounds like it wants to be dark, heavy, and ominous, but Steve is whimsical at times, space-y and too smart. Β Meanwhile I’m feeling that the song needs something gritty, some more chug, a little bit of grind, you know?

After revisiting Disturbing the Peace, I now feel an urge to get No Parole From Rock ‘n’ Roll and compare. Β Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen are polar opposites stylistically and it’ll be interesting to hear Yngwie’s version of Alcatrazz.

4/5 stars

Interestingly, Disturbing the Peace was produced by Eddie Kramer!

Part 0: A Few Words for Days Gone By…

I decided to do something special for Part 250…by not doing Part 250 at all.

This isn’t one of those bullshit prequels, like when George Lucas says, “Oh, Episode I, I had that written for decades,” when it was pretty obvious he was making it up as he went along! Β Nope, this isn’t like that. Β I started writing the Record Store Tales over 10 years ago, and what you see below is the original first chapter. Β It existed solely for the purpose of background and context, but I excised it in favour of starting things faster with the second chapter, “Run To The Hills”. Β Since that became Part 1, it makes sense that this earlier introduction should be Part 0. Β With hindight, I kind of wished I’d kept it in, so here it is! Β And don’t forget to check out my new complete Table of Contents, should you wish to read Β more!

KATHRYN GEOFF MIKEYeah…don’t ask. That’s me on the right.

A Few Words for Days Gone By…

What is childhood made of? In my mind, when you’re a kid, life consists of two things:

1. School
2. Summer Holidays

That was the cycle. Β To break it down to the core, to an 11 year old life was 10 months of school followed by two months of glorious, warm sunny freedom. Β Sure, you’d get to go home at the end of the day, but you were never truly free until the end of June. No more pencils, no more books, all that stuff. Β It was way better than Christmas holidays. Β The Canadian winters offered such fun treats as shoveling, besides snow pants, parka, boots (laced up too tight), and mittens which prevented you from using your fingers.

Our summers were boisterous. My sister Kathryn and I were like peas in a pod. We would play some kind of game every day, usually under my leadership. I would declare that today, we were going to play Star Wars. Other possible declarations included building fleets of Lego ships and cars, and having a giant war. Or inventing a new ball game. Β Once GI Joe came along, we’d dig trenches in the yard, as well as forts and garages of twigs and leaves, and have an entire day (or week) dedicated to Cobra Commander’s new secret weapon. Aside from an occasional rebellion from my sister, our summers were mostly uninterrupted merriment.

STAR WARS

My sister and I both clearly remember one such rebellion, where she wanted to do things her way. Β It involved our Star Wars figures. Β We were already mid-battle. Β I was setting up a perfect counter-offensive. The Millenium Falcon would sneak attack Vader’s base, take out his Tie Fighter early in the melee, while Luke would take out Boba Fett. Leia and Lando had to distract Jabba The Hutt, so that he couldn’t stop Luke when he eventually confronted the Emperor. Game over! The plan was perfect. Now I just needed my sister to coordinate the battle with me, under my command of course.

Much to my disappointment, she had moved around some of the figures and now had them seated. Β Luke and Vader were next to each other. β€œWhy are Luke and Vader sitting there? Luke is about to attack and Vader should be getting into his ship.”

My sister continued playing with the figures, and without looking up, replied, β€œLuke and Vader want to be friends now. They’re having tea.”

It didn’t matter that half the figures were hers, if she didn’t know how to play Star Wars right. So I’d yell a bit, act like a big brother usually does, and eventually she’d go along with the plan, or cry and leave. Β The evil Empire would be defeated once and for all, thanks to my brilliant leadership and strategy. Β We were definitely pals, growing up.

For years, this was the way of the summer holidays. We’d be doing something awesome at home, or at the cottage, but it would always be something cool. It didn’t matter where we were: games continued wherever we went. Β We’d make a game out of anything. Β  You give us a pile of junk and we’ll make a game out of it.

STYX FRONTAll things do come to an end. The Star Wars trilogy ended in 1983 and something needed to fill the vacuum. While GI Joe and later Transformers would temporarily take its place, I was getting older. Β My attention was drifting. Β I was looking for something cool, new, and exciting. Β Video games didn’t hold my attention and neither did sports.

Starting in 1983, several things happened in a short time frame. Β Styx released a single calledΒ β€œMr. Roboto” that some of my friends at school were obsessed with. Β  Then I heard a song called β€œDirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC, and it was pretty cool too. Β Then, a newer band calledΒ Quiet Riot came out with an album called Metal Health that would go on to sell three million copies. Β This was my first rock cassette purchase when I was in the 6th grade. Β Something connected…

AC/DC. Β Van Halen. Β Ozzy Osbourne. Β Black Sabbath. Β Def Leppard. Β Motley Crue. Β Iron Maiden. Β Who were these people? I had a lot to find out.

Continued in Record Store Tales Part 1: Β Run to the Hills

REVIEW: David Lee Roth – Greatest Hits/The Deluxe Edition (2013 CD/DVD)

NEW RELEASE – nov. 19 2013

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Dear LeBrain readers,

I’ve been here writing reviews for the better part of 21 months now. Β I think we know each other well enough, you and I, that I can skip the formalities in some instances. Β I don’t think I need to describe in detail classic David Lee Roth recordings such as “California Girls”, “Just a Gigolo”, or “Just Like Paradise”. Β I’m willing to bet that with exception to the 1990’s material, most readers already know most of the songs on this album. Β If you happened to stumble upon later albums like A Little Ain’t Enough or Your Filthy Little Mouth, then you probably know them all.

If you’re familiar with David Lee Roth but don’t own any as of yet, then your next question is likely to be, “Is this a good place to start?” Β Sure, why not? Β Dave’s latest “hits” compilation, simply called Greatest Hits (his last one was called The Best), does the trick in most regards. Β It even includes Dave’s entire first solo EP Crazy From the Heat albeit not in the original running order. Β (1. “Easy Street” 2. “Just A Gigolo” 3. “California Girls” 4. “Coconut Groove” in case you feel like re-arranging the tracks as originally released.) Β “Easy Street” is an Edgar Winter Group original, and Dave has Edgar guest on his version too.

Some of the best songs are distilled from Eat ‘Em and Smile, but that’s a 5/5 star album that needs to be owned on its own regardless. Β  From Skyscraper is “Just Like Paradise” and “Hot Dog and a Shake”, but not the single “Stand Up” interestingly enough. Β  Present are the three singles from A Little Ain’t Enough:Β the bluesy “Tell the Truth,” the title track and the swanky “Sensible Shoes”. Β  Three tracks are included from Your Filthy Little Mouth, only one of which is a head-scratcher (the reggae infused “No Big ‘Ting”) but by-and-large this an acceptable slice of Warner Brothers era David Lee Roth.

What you readers are likely to be most interested in is the bonus DVD. Β This “Deluxe Edition” (there’s no other edition available) includes most of Dave’s groundbreaking, genre-hopping classic music videos. Β The “Dave TV” segment has uncut videos for “California Girls” and “Gigolo” interspersed with Dave’s commentary. Β Continuing the fun are Dave’s first two “band” videos, “Yankee Rose” and “Goin’ Crazy!” along with Dave’s cast of characters. Β These of course includes the fabulous Picasso Brothers!

As an added bonus they also included the Spanish version of “Goin’ Crazy!” (“Β‘Loco Del Calor!”) which appears to be an entirely unique cut, based on the same video shoot. Β There are fewer costume changes and stunts, but it’s cool that Dave’s attention to detail included lip-synching an entirely separate video for another territory.

The odds and ends on this disc are pretty scarce, such as the videos for “Sensible Shoes”, “The Nightlife”, and “Tell the Truth”. Β None of these videos are nearly as entertaining as the colourful classics. Β Let’s face it, Dave’s great in front of a camera, but he’s at his best when it’s one hell of a party happening behind him.

In Canada, this is an import and I paid about $26. Β In the US it’s under $19 which is a much more reasonable price. Β For fans who don’t own anything, get this, it just makes sense to. Β For fans who already have all the albums, you are now forewarned that you’re buying this solely for the DVD. Β There’s nothing much else special in terms of packaging, although lyrics are included.

The CD: Β 3.5/5 stars

The DVD: Β 5/5 stars

Blended rating: Β 4.25/5 stars

More DAVID LEE ROTH at mikeladano.com:

Sonrisa Salvaje (Eat ‘Em and Smile 1986 – Spanish version) – Skyscraper (1988) –Β “Stand Up” promo remix – Your Filthy Little Mouth (1994 Japanese version) – DLR Band (1998) – Diamond Dave (2003)

REVIEW: Badlands – Badlands (1989)

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BADLANDS –Β Badlands (1989 Atlantic)

When this album came out I bought it immediately. Well, as soon as it was made available by Columbia House music club, that is. Β I remember that I described it to a work friend named Mark as “raw bluesy shit”, and I still stand by that three word description. With an emphasis on raw. For 1989, this kind of production was unheard of. You can hear everything on this album, you can hear Jake’s fingers talking. Very little embellishment going on here.

Badlands were almost a supergroup of sorts: Ray Gillen (ex-Black Sabbath), Jake E. Lee (ex Ozzy Osbourne), Eric Singer (also ex-Black Sabbath, now in Kiss) and Greg Chaisson (ex-nobody significant). Jake had always complained he didn’t have an outlet to play the blues in Ozzy’s band, so this is his version of the blues, and it’s hard as hell! Β The band also had a vision of an album with two sides: a first harder rocking side, and a second bluesier side with longer songs.

“High Wire” kicks Badlands off with Jake’s raw, stripped back guitar sound. Β Producer Paul O’Neill (Savatage, Trans-Siberian Orchestra) was also managing Badlands, and his production work here is completely different from the layers that he is better known for. Β The effects are stipped back, and Jake’s guitar is very different fromΒ The Ultimate Sin. Β A groovy exciting track, “High Wire” is driven by the riff and Gillen’s authoritative Coverdale-esque lead vocals.

The single “Dreams In The Dark” is next, the closest thing to a commercial song that this album gets. It has a strong chorus, instantly memorable, but you’ll be forgiven for thinking this is a Whitesnake outtake at first. Β AΒ brief instrumental precedes my favourite song, “Winter’s Call”. Β It is as close is you’ll get to a ballad on this album, and only because its intro is slow and acoustic. However once that first riff kicks in, there’s no looking back. Eric Singer’s drum patterns are complex and hard hitting. Β The song itself is atmospheric and still kicks my ass all these years later. Β It’s infectious, like an old Zeppelin number. Β I hear sitar!

A pair of rockers finish side one, “Dancing On The Edge” (an accelerated raw rocker with a great chorus) and “Streets Cry Freedom” a steamy, slower tune like a classic Coverdale prowl. Β Both songs are standouts.

Side two starts with a serious rocker, “Hard Driver”, but from there it is on to the long, slower bluesy numbers that the band talked about. “Rumblin’ Train” is the bluesiest number, and “Devil’s Stomp” is as heavy as the title implies. “Seasons” is a slow moody one, brilliantly dramatic thanks to Gillen’s emotive vocal. The cassette/CD bonus track was called “Ball & Chain” and it finishes the album on a another hard bluesy note. Β (Yes, back then when they couldn’t fit all the songs on an LP, they’d still include it on the cassette version and call it a “bonus track”.)

Badlands made a couple more albums, but this one is my favourite. Β Martin Popoff himself rates this one a 10/10. Β I gotta agree with the man on this one. Β On a 5 scale…

5/5 stars

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REVIEW: Tesla – “Edison’s Medicine” CD single

Here’s a leftover fromΒ THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day from November 18-22 we looked at recent single acquisitions. Β  This review didn’t make the series as intended, but it’s still pretty rare with cool exclusives!

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles
Wednesday: Β Aerosmith “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single
Thursday: Β David Lee Roth – “Stand Up” 12″ promo remix single
Friday: Β Alice Cooper – For Britain Only EP

TESLA – “Edison’s Medicine” (1991 Geffen CD single)

It wasn’t that long ago that we had a look at Tesla’s damn good Psychotic Supper CD. Β We also reviewed the CD single for “Call It What You Want” and its non-album B-sides. Β I recently acquired the first single from Psychotic Supper, “Edison’s Medicine”. Β This one has two album tracks and two non-album covers. Β What makes this single a little more special than “Call It What You Want” is that these two B-sides have never been re-released on anything else, to my knowledge.

The A-side itself is one of the best tunes Tesla’s recorded to date. Β In my own review for the album, I stated that Tesla were “taking their love of Nikola Tesla to the Nth degree…What an incredible song. I still remember seeing the music video, and being blown away by the solos. Not only are there guitar solos, but Frank Hannon torments the theremin, before he slips on a bass and plays a bass solo too!”

“Had Enough”, the other album track on this single is equally heavy to “Edison’s Medicine”. Β It’s not as riveting melodically, but it burns rubber pretty hot. Β I’m quite fond of the song myself, even though in the grand scheme of things it wouldn’t make my own Tesla road CD. Β It’s just bubbling under, but it does cook!

Covers are always a tricky thing. Β You have to pick the right song, and you have to pull it off. Β Tesla chose the Montrose classic “Rock the Nation”. Β They definitely picked an appropriate song, as it fits in with the overall Tesla sound. Β They did a solid, workmanlike version of “Rock the Nation”, but it lacks the piercing, instantaneous charisma of the original. Β The drums are a tad too thuddy for my tastes, and as good a singer as Jeff Keith is, Sammy Hagar owns this one. Β Still, there’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just not as special as it could have been. Β It sounds like it was knocked off as a quick B-side to record, and I’m sure that was the case.

I won’t act all cool as if I knew who Jo Jo Gunne are. Β I have never heard of Jo Jo Gunne. Β Apparently they were ex-members of Spirit, which also spawned Randy California. Β “Run Run Run” was a hit for them in 1972. Β I gave the original song a listen, and I can say that Tesla’s version is pretty authentic if a little bit harder. Β Who doesn’t love some great “Oooh, oooh, oooh” vocals? Β I sure do. Β That, and the catchy dual guitar melody (straight out of the Lizzy cookbook) make this one a keeper.

I paid Β£2.00 for this on Discogs. I consider that a good buy.

4/5 stars

Part 248: Hagar Bashing

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RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 248: Β Hagar Bashing

There’s been some Van Hagar bashing recently here at mikeladano.com. Β First there was this, and then this…some strong language here and there as well. Β Seems that “Hagar Bashing” has been a hobby for me for a long time. Β Witness this nearly decade old record store journal entry that I found.

Date: 2004/08/26 10:03

Someone should pass a law preventing Sammy Hagar from singing any old classic DLR tunes.Β “I got my ass against the record machine”???Β Β Fuck you Sammy, go drink your tequila.

I kind of like that, I wish I’d worked that into my Best of Both Worlds review. Β “Fuck you Sammy, go drink your tequila!” Β I’m sure that would be considered a very professional review! Β Speaking of which, apparently I wasn’t too impressed with a review that I read in Bass Guitar magazine, judging by the journal entry below.

Date: 2004/08/25 00:25

I hate reading an article in a magazine, and realizing I could have done a better job than the guy who gets paid all that cash for being in a big glossy.Β  I am reading a bass magazine, and there’s an article on Van Halen.Β  They’re talking about how consistent Michael Anthony’s sound and style has been, and continues to be on the three new songs.

Well, if the writer had bothered doing any checking, he would have seen that Anthony doesn’t play bass on the three new songs.Β  He in fact has nothing to do with the new album whatsoever.Β  I would have known that, not made a mistake in the article, and in addition asked Anthony about it in the interview! Β I could have done a better job than this pro…and I wouldn’t even ask for a dime!

And I still haven’t made a dime! Β Goal achieved.

Legend has it that Sammy Hagar liked this song even though Thelonious Monster meant it to be insulting.

More VAN HALEN at mikeladano.com:

A Different Kind of Truth (2012) – The Best of Both Worlds (2005 2 CD set) – Record Store Tales Part 186: The Van Halen TinVan Halen III (limited edition tin) – “Can’t Stop Loving You” (1995 single tin) – “Right Now” (1992 cassette single) – “Best of Both Worlds” picture sleeve 7″ single

NEWS: Love/Hate’s Jizzy Pearl joins QUIET RIOT as sixth (!) lead singer

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According to Blabbermouth:

QUIET RIOTΒ has “amicably” parted ways with singerΒ Scott VokounΒ and has replaced him withΒ LOVE/HATEΒ vocalistΒ Jizzy Pearl. Β PearlΒ will make his live debut withΒ QUIET RIOTΒ on New Year’s Eve (December 31) in Flagstaff, Arizona. Β QUIET RIOTΒ is currently in the recording studio withΒ JizzyΒ in preparation for the release of a new album in early 2014.

Five words for you:
CALL IT SOMETHING ELSE, FRANKIE!

This thing called Quiet Riot has jumped the shark . Β Put it to bed buddy.

Love,

LeBrain

REVIEW: Alice Cooper – For Britain Only (EP)

It’s the end of THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day this week we saw reviews and images of a recent CD or vinyl single acquisition. Β Thanks for hanging out and reading along! Β 

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles
Wednesday: Β Aerosmith “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single
Thursday: Β David Lee Roth – “Stand Up” 12″ promo remix single

ALICE COOPER – For Britain Only (1982 Warner UK EP)

Long ago, when I first acquired the uber-cool The Life and Death of Alice Cooper box set, I discovered the Alice Cooper song “For Britain Only”. Β According to the liner notes, this was from a 1982 EP produced (you guessed it) for Britain only. Β I think it’s cool when an artist records a song for a specific region such as this. Β W.A.S.P. did something similar with a song called “Tokyo is Burning” from a Japanese release.

I need to preface my review by saying that I do not own the Special Forces album. Β Subsequently I don’t know a lot about this period of Alice Cooper. Β It’s one of the few albums I’m still missing. Β (The “need” list: Β Easy Action, Special Forces, Zipper Catches Skin, Constrictor, and a few live CDs.) Β I know some people hold Special Forces as a hidden gem. Β This EP was released after Special Forces, Β and contains three live tracks from that tour. TheseΒ were recorded in Glasgow on February 19, 1982.

The live tracks are pretty good. Β “Who Do We Think We Are” has a long, atmospheric intro. Β Alice’s delivery is very current for the time, and the song has one foot in New Wave. Β Even Alice’s look on the sleeve is a little more punky. Β Note the Samurai hair, which would return around the time of Brutal Planet and Dragontown. Β This merges seamlessly into “Model Citizen” from Flush the Fashion. Β It’s not one of my favourite tracks, as I find the chorus a little annoying. Β I like it much better in this live guise. Β The final live track is an oldie, “Under My Wheels”. Β It’s a little faster than the original, but pretty cool. Β Alice is in good voice, and the band is tight, as Cooper’s backing bands always are. Β The players are not credited, but they would have been Mike Pinera and John Nitzinger (guitars), Erik Scott (bass), Duane Hitchings (keyboards) and Jan Uvena (drums).

Although the title track, “For Britain Only” has never been one of Alice’s most notable, it’s grown on me a lot through the years. Β It kind of reminds me of Killers-era Kiss. Β It has a similar sound and direction to the new songs Kiss did for that album. Β I like that there’s a basic stripped-back hard rock sound to “For Britain Only”. Β It has a basic riff and hooks, it’s catchy, and it’s rock and roll. Β For Alice Cooper fans in 1982, that was probably enough. Β  It rocks hard enough, and it sounds great to my ears.

And that’s the EP. I paid Β£6.00 for my copy, perhaps a bit steep for 14 minutes of music (only 11 minutes that I didn’t have before) but I’m still satisfied.

4/5 stars

More ALICE COOPER at mikeladano.com:

Old School (1964-1974) (4 CD/DVD/LP/7β€³ single & book box set) – Lace and Whiskey“Keepin’ Halloween Alive” (single) – Alice Does Alice (EP) – Welcome 2 My Nightmare (all editions and bonus tracks) – “I’ll Bite Your Face Off” (7″ single) – VIDEO: Record Store Tales Part 139 – Billion Dollar BabyΒ by Bob Greene

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REVIEW: David Lee Roth – “Stand Up” promo 12″ remix single

It’s THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day this week I’ll be bringing you reviews and images of a recent CD or vinyl single acquisition. Β Craig Fee picked this up for me at Jerry’s Records in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles
Wednesday: Β Aerosmith “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single

IMG_00001369_editDAVID LEE ROTH –Β “Stand Up” (1988 Warner promo 12″ remix single)

I had no idea this even existed! Β Craig found this one knowing it was something that I would find very interesting. Β Indeed! Β Promo discs sometimes do have exclusive bonus material on them, although most do not. Β I generally only value a promo disc if it has some kind of rare versions on it. Β This David Lee Roth 12″ has two exclusive remixes that I’ve never heard, nor heard of, before. Β Both exceed 7 minutes. Β These mixes were probably done in an attempt to get the song “Stand Up” played in dance clubs, a fairly common practice. Β Aerosmith, for example have many such remixes, released on commercial singles.

“Stand Up” is a good choice from the Skyscraper album for such an attempt. Β It was already the most pop and dance-like of the 10 tracks. These remixes were done by FranΓ§ois Kevorkian, a name that made me chuckle a bit at first. Β Craig however immediately recognized the name, and told me that he’s actually a well known mixer. Β His name can be found on the credits of Depeche Mode’s Violator and Kraftwerk’s ElectricΒ CafΓ© albums, among others.

I’ve always said that remixes aren’t my thing, but I actually like these two versions of “Stand Up”. Β They are both similar in style, but have traits in common. Β They both have a similar sparse style that brings forward isolated elements of the mix to the forefront. Β There are some vocals here that you probably haven’t heard before, because they were never that prominent. Β Same with Steve Vai’s lead and rhythm guitar, which is actually used generously in these remixes. Β I’m not a big fan of dance-y rhythms, but it works on “Stand Up”.

The two remixes are the “Swank Remix (E.Z. To Swallow)” and “Extended Edit (The Long 1!)”. Β These unbearably annoying names had me expecting the worst, but I find this single to be quite listenable. Β I kind of like them actually. Β Bonus: the so-called “extended edit” has plenty of cowbell. Β Cheers toΒ FranΓ§ois Kevorkian!

3.5/5 stars

More DAVID LEE ROTH at mikeladano.com:

Sonrisa Salvaje (Eat ‘Em and Smile 1986 – Spanish version) – Skyscraper (1988) – Your Filthy Little Mouth (1994 Japanese version) – DLR Band (1998) – Diamond Dave (2003)

REVIEW: Aerosmith – “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single

It’s THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day this week I’ll be bringing you reviews and images of a recent CD or vinyl single acquisition. Β 

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles

 

AEROSMITH –Β “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” (1987 Geffen 12″ single)

There was an old Canadian magazine called Music Express that was…well, it was OK. Β Back in 1987 they did a spread on the new Aerosmith (Permanent Vacation), including a really cool caricature of Steven Tyler that I cut out and kept. Β This Aerosmith article contained what I now consider to be a myth, although one that led me on a wild goose chase for years.

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Music Express

The magazine claimed that one of the new Aerosmith B-sides was a song called “Once is Enough”, a collaboration with Willie Nelson. Β Not only did I believe this to be true, but it was seemingly confirmed by an old customer of mine who insisted she had this Willie Nelson tune. Β Now I’ve finally acquired the “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single with “Once is Enough”, and there is absolutely no indication that Nelson had anything to do with it. Β I wonder if the confused writer thought that John Kalodner in the music video for “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” was Willie Nelson? Β That’s as much insight as I can offer on this strange myth.

As it turns out, “Once is Enough” is an outstanding song, and no wonder: Β It was written by Richie Supa, who also wrote three of my personal Aero-faves: Β “Chip Away the Stone”, “Lightning Strikes”, and “Amazing”. Β Supa has a certain magic in his melodies, rooted in old time rock n’ roll. Β When Aerosmith record a Supa song, the results are seldom disappointing (“Pink” being the only letdown I can think of). Β It does have a country twang to it, particularly the intro, but otherwise this is a rock n’ roller.

Although “Once is Enough” is instantly likeable and arguably an unknown classic, it was never released on any of the numerous Geffen Aerosmith compilations. Β I think it’s stronger than much of the material on Permanent Vacation itself. Β I can only assume it did not make the album because it’s too different from the songs that did. Β In fact it probably would have fit better on Pump, which also had some twang on the hit “What It Takes”. Β The country vocal harmonies are really sweet, and Joe Perry lays on some awesome slide. Β When it takes off into full-on rocker mode, it’s irresistible. Β Why a great tune like this remains so hard to get more than 25 years after its release, I don’t know.

The rest of the songs on the single are Permanent Vacation album tracks: Β “Dude”, “Simoriah” and “The Movie”. Β I’ll be honest, I never thought much of “Dude”. Β  It was originally titled “Cruisin’ For A Lady”, but obviously the new words (supposedly inspired by Motley Crue) have become a Tyler landmark. Β So, good on them. Β It’s been used in numerous movies and is a radio staple today. Β With that Bruce Fairbairn horn section in there, I just thought it was too pop. Β  No matter how I feel about this commercial rock song, Joe Perry’s solo smokes.

Both “Simoriah” and “The Movie” are filler as far as I’m concerned. Β For its merits, Permanent Vacation had a bit too much filler on it. Β I’m more of a Pump guy myself. Β As filler goes, “Simoriah” has a speedy groove going for it, but it’s not an outstanding song. Β “The Movie” is just an atmospheric instrumental. Β I’ve never felt that Aerosmith compose the most interesting instrumentals in the world.

Just 3/5 stars for this one…but 5/5 stars for “Once is Enough”!

One last thing: Β I also have a CD single for “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” completely different from this. Β It was obviously a later release, since one of the B-sides was “Love In An Elevator” live. Β “Once is Enough” was not on that CD single.

More AEROSMITHΒ at mikeladano.com:

Music From Another Dimension! (2012 deluxe & regular editions) – Get A Grip (1993 limited “cow hide” cover) – Draw the Line (1977)Β – Record Store Tales Part 95: Β Aerodouche Dandy