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REVIEW: Deep Purple – =1 Live 10″ Vinyl (2024) [Part Two – The Live Album]

Part Two of a Three Part Series

Part 1:  =1 (the album)
Part 2:  =1 (the live album)
Part 3: =1 Access All Areas (DVD)

 

DEEP PURPLE – =1 Live Album – 10″ Vinyl (2024 Edel)

When you buy a Deep Purple super deluxe, you get a new live album on three 10″ records every time.  These records are each 45 RPM.  This wonderful Deep Purple tradition carries on with this important release, the first live album with Simon McBride to be released.  Let’s have a listen to all six sides.

Record 1 was recorded in Milan 2022, the same gig that yielded the B-sides for the “Pictures of You” single (“When A Blind Man Cries” and “Uncommon Man”), though they are not included here.  This record opens with Machine Head‘s “Pictures of Home”, and Ian Paice beginning the proceedings with his usual drum intro.  Don Airey’s organ dominates the mix, but Simon can be heard doing justice to the original arrangement.  His tasty solo is his own unique composition, combining bluesy playing with shred in a way unheard before in Deep Purple.  Blackmore fans who found Steve Morse to be just too different may prefer Simon McBride.

From 2020’s Whoosh! album comes “No Need to Shout”, one of the more straightforward tracks.  It has a solid “Stormbringer”-like groove, but consider that Deep Purple remain unafraid to play new songs on tour every time.  Simon and Don sneak in these quick licks that add season to the sauce.  The chemistry with McBride is immediately undeniable.

A set highlight is the powerful ballad “Nothing At All”, probably the best song from Whoosh!  Originally this song had a trademark Steve Morse guitar lick, but Simon acquits himself very well in this tricky part.  It’s not identical, but the right notes are played, if in a very slightly different style.  This beautiful song is harder live, with Ian Paice really smoking those drums, and Don Airey hitting his keys with more vigor.

The first record closes with another Machine Head classic, the undeniable “Lazy”, which we have so many live versions of.  I have at least 34 live versions of “Lazy”, with more residing on live albums I have yet to rip to my PC.  This version is the first available with Simon, and the word to use is “refreshing”.  After 52 years, it is nice to have a version with another lead soloist, bringing his own powerful, melodic twist.  Ian Gillan’s vocal is a little laid-back, but this version is a delight!  When Ian starts playing the harmonica, it changes into something more akin to a country jam.

Record 2 was recorded in Sofia, Bulgaria in 2022.  “Strange Kind of Woman” keeps us in classic territory.  Somehow I get the feeling that Airey’s organ isn’t growly enough.  Of course Gillan struggles with the high notes, but that’s old news and nobody should really care anymore.  Simon’s solo is, once again, a fresh twist.  Then they dig back even further with “Hush” from Shades of Deep Purple.  Nothing different here, just the same classic groove and a killer organ solo, followed by a playful tradeoff between Simon and Don.

Side two only has newer material, beginning with “7 and 7 Is” (by Love) from the covers album Turning To Crime.  Including “Hush”, that’s two covers in a row.  It is cool that they were playing Turning To Crime material live, but this is skippable for most people (except Ian Paice fans who will dig the busy drum parts).  More enjoyable is “Throw My Bones” from Whoosh!  Don’s synth on this track is especially fun, and Simon makes it a bit heavier in the guitars.  “Time For Bedlam” from InFinite closes this side.  Ian Gillan struggles with the difficult vocals, which makes it harder to enjoy, though the guitar melodies are just sublime.  This is a very technical track.  Roger Glover holds everything together on bass while the feature players stretch out.

We are back to Milan on the third disc.  Record 3 opens with the biggest surprise:  “Anya” from 1993’s The Cattle Grazes Battle Rages On.  It is no secret that making the album was an unpleasant experience for the band, especially Ian Gillan, but it is really cool to see them reaching back to the early 90s.  This is the first version available with Don or Simon.  Just as “Anya” is the only representation of the 1990s (a decade with four Deep Purple studio albums), “Perfect Strangers” is the only track from the 80s, as it often is.  This is a solid workmanlike version.

The final side closes, of course, with “Smoke on the Water” and “Black Night”, leaving us without a version of “Highway Star” with Simon.  This is a real shame; we hope one will come on future inevitable live albums.  Ian Paice sounds great on these, and Simon’s solo on “Black Night” is bonkers, the same way that Blackers used to be bonkers.

This is a great little late-period live album.  With a band and a back catalogue this extensive, it is natural that they can’t always fit in songs from Purpendicular, Now What, or In Rock.  Newer material is more valuable in a live release such as this.  Still…would have been nice to get “Highway Star”.

4/5 stars

 

 

REVIEW: Deep Purple – =1 (2024) [Part One – The Album]

Part One of a Three Part Series

Part 1:  =1 (the album)
Part 2:  =1 (the live album)
Part 3: =1 Access All Areas (DVD)

 

DEEP PURPLE – =1 (2024 Edel)

“It all adds up to one…”  Would that have made a better title?  Deep Purple don’t always come out with the greatest album titles or covers, but they have produced consistently good music during the Morse era, and now beyond.  In their first lineup change since Don Airey joined the band in 2003, Steve Morse has stepped down for important personal reasons, and new kid Simon McBride has picked up the plectrum.

When Mr. McBride was born in Belfast in 1979, Deep Purple weren’t even a band anymore.  They were in the middle of an eight-year hiatus.  The last Deep Purple compilation released was 1979’s Mk II Purple Singles when he was an infant.  Deepest Purple wasn’t even out yet.  Rainbow was about to release Down to Earth with Graham Bonnet.  Gillan were working on the second album as a band, Mr. Universe.  Into that world sprang Simon McBride.  He would grow to become a solo artist who would work with Purple members Don Airey and Ian Gillan, before being asked to join temporarily and then permanently.

Retaining Bob Ezrin the producer’s chair, Deep Purple wound up with something familiar, yet slightly different.  There is less double tracking on Ian’s voice, which gives it a fresher sound.  The songs are slightly harder edged, and there are more of them.  =1 is the first first Deep Purple without bonus tracks since InFinite, and like Whoosh, feels conceptual on some tracks.  According to the band, the world is “growing ever more complex, everything eventually simplifies down to a single, unified essence. Everything equals one.”  I don’t know about that, but that’s what =1 means to them.

At 13 songs, the album could be trimmed down to a tidy ten.  Let’s break them down.

Simon gets to show off some new sounds at the start of “Show me”, a relentless groove, unlike anything from the Morse era.  Ian’s speak-sing storytelling vocal is familiar and fun, a perfect way to adapt to singing in your 70s. The groove is different from past works.  Wonderful solo work from Don and Simon here, with Don on synth.  The back and forth is very tasteful.  It’s more playing for the song, and less trying to outplay each other like Jon Lord and Ritchie Blackmore in the 1970s.

Track two continues that hard grooves.  “A Bit on the Side” boasts a great chugging guitar part, very different for Deep Purple of any era.  The chugging is almost Slash-like, circa “Locomotive”.   The chug-riff is the main feature, but once again Simon’s solo is stratospheric with loads of technique.  Don’s is equally cool, with a spacey vibe.

“Sharp Shooter” is one song on which Ian doesn’t sing the name in the chorus. Instead there is a memorable refrain of “Shot in the dark”.  The vocals are pushing the upper limit a bit, and the song has a vibe very much like the Morse era of Deep Purple.  Nice soulful female backing vocals here, which is rare in Deep Purple.  Once again, Don is focusing on the synth for solos.  Not a highlight, but a decent tune with a modern Purple groove.

The first video/single was “Portable Door”.  Ian Gillan weaves his traditional “English as a second language” lyrical whimsy.  Some favourite lines:

When it came to me one day in Jerksville
Man, I was right on the edge
And that jacket’s too small for a man of your size
And those socks are too big for your head

I love that.  Socks are too big for your head?  Why not.  The lyrics seem to be about tedious conversations that go in one ear and out the other.

I was trapped in a dire situation
Between reason and someone-in-law

“Between reason and someone-in-law” is just brilliance.  Only Ian Gillan could write that.  Meanwhile, Simon hits you with a cool chord that swooshes through.  “Portable Door” has a stamp like the last few albums, but the one Simon chord really sets it apart.  One chord:  huge impact.

“Old-Fangled Thing” has a nice lyrical reference back to “Living Wreck” from In Rock, but is not the most memorable of songs.  Is “old-fangled” another Gillan-ism?  This song is a little tricky, like much of the Morse era was.  In the end, it’s possible that this song could have been axed, but its speed is impressive.

There are two “ballads” (or slow blues) on this album.  The dramatic one is “If I Were You”.   There is a memorable chorus and a mournful guitar melody that might recall things like “When A Blind Man Cries”.  Either way, Purple have done some impressive ballads and slow songs during the Morse era, and now the Simon era too.  His solo is a little Bonamassa at times.  Also take note:  there’s an orchestra on this track!

The second single “Pictures of You” is immensely memorable.  A fantastic song, with a focus on vocal melody.  Purple play it simpler here and the dividends pay off.  There’s a bit of multi-tracked vocals on the chorus, which is essentially what this song is about:  the chorus!  Until we get to the outro that is, which is more Marillion than Purple.

On the single for “Pictures of You”, the song went right into “Portable Door” without a break.  The effect was an exciting transition.  It’s less exciting on album, leading into “I’m Saying Nothin'”.   This has that herky-jerky feel of the Morse era, but is otherwise not particularly memorable.  Another one that could have been cut.

What’s the story with “Lazy Sod”?  Ian Gillan was asked how many songs he’d written in his life.  He estimated about 500.  He was then informed that Dolly Parton wrote over 5000…”you lazy sod”.  Can’t argue with that, so Ian turned it into a lyric. “That’s alright because I’m a lazy sod, and I’m hot.”  It’s the third single and the most “rock” of them. Very old-school Deep Purple.  Could have been on Who Do We Think We Are!

“Now You’re Talkin'” is the second song with an abbreviated “in'” title instead of “ing”.  (David Coverdale, were you in the room?)  Very similar to “Bananas” from 21 years ago.  Almost a re-write of that prior song, but with a really fun screamed part in one of the verses.  Really great riff, and always a pleasure to hear Ian do a scream, whether he sounds like a 70+ year old or not!  Wait til you get to the solos!

Back in the Rapture of the Deep era, Ian told us that “Money Talks” to him.  Now, he has “No Money to Burn”!  There is an organ-based riff, which is a nice change of pace for this album, but the song is otherwise unremarkable.  The third of three songs we could cut to get down to ten.

Deep Purple are not overkilling it on ballads.  “I’ll Catch You” (maybe a slow blues) is a lovely ballad, soft and bluesy like a smokey club.  It is placed perfectly near the end as an ear-cleanse, before we get into one of the best Deep Purple closers in years with the very English title, “Bleeding Obvious”.

If “Bleeding Obvious” isn’t the best closer since “Bludsucker” on Abandon, then let’s hear your picks!  It could also be the most progressive tune?  Could that opening figure work for Dream Theater or Marillion?  Or even Rush?  This is an absolutely brilliant tune, mostly down to that tricky riff and melody.

And so that’s it with =1; no bonus tracks this time.  There is a deluxe box set with the first official release of a concert with Simon McBride, which we’ll get into on a separate review.  Aside from the length, the only real complaint here is the minimalist artwork.  The inner sleeve art is far more engaging.

4/5 stars

Tim’s Vinyl Confessions: Ep. 551: Deep Purple (=1 review) [VIDEO]

Deep Purple albums take time to absorb, especially in the current “Ezrin era”.  The records are not lazy with simple songs (puns intended)!  Tim and I attempted to break down the new album =1, track by track.  We tended to agree on a lot of the songs.

What’s with the artwork?  Is Simon a new Blackmore?  What the heck is Ian Gillan singing about?  Find out in this excellent episode of Tim’s Vinyl Confessions, out today.

My written review of the album will follow tomorrow morning, with the deluxe edition live discs getting the written review treatment in the coming weeks.

REVIEW: Dream Theater – “Hollow Years” (1997 CD single)

DREAM THEATER – “Hollow Years” (1997 Warner Music Germany)

I always found something about 1997’s Falling Into Infinity to be underwhelming.  Yes, we had the stunning Doug Pinnick cameo in “Lines in the Sand” and a wickedly heavy “Burning My Soul”, but the album didn’t have the same impact or longevity as Awake or Scenes From a Memory.  It wasn’t for lack of effort.  They recruited Desmond Child and Kevin Shirley, and released singles.  The album never broke the top 50 in Canada and received mixed reviews.  A later-released demo version of the album revealed what the band would done if not influenced by Shirley and Child.  One of those demos was first released on the 1997 “Hollow Years” single.

First track on this single is a 4:15 edit of “Hollow Years”, with more than a minute and a half edited out.  The shame is that it didn’t become an instant hit.  With the Spanish guitar melody and subtle keyboard accents, it could have and should have done better for the band.  There is a very pretty piano melody after the chorus by Derek Sherinian, in his last of two outings with Dream Theater.  Yet it’s still Dream Theater, not some ballad band.  John Myung’s fretless bass sets it apart, and Mike Portnoy is always Mike Portnoy no matter the style of music.  The premature fade on the edit version, however, is extremely annoying.  Even if you don’t already know the song, it sounds like a premature fade.  The ending is so good; a song highlight!  The full length version, uncut and as intended, is really the only version to listen to.

“You Or Me” is a version of “You Not Me” from the album, before Desmond Child helped them tweak it.  It opens with the sound of a radio changing stations, and then a cool synth rhythm.  John Petrucci’s riff soon kicks in, and it’s clear Dream Theater were trying new things that might be perceived as more appealing.  Ultimately, the version that ended up on the album is probably the better of the two.  It’s definitely catchier.

The final track is “The Way It Used To Be”, a long non-album song with a Marillion-like guitar melody.  It could have been lifted directly from Seasons End.  Petrucci is the star on this one, as he also employs cool harmonics.  Definitely a cool and valuable bonus track.  If it wasn’t almost eight minutes long with plenty of musical prowess, it might have been a worthy hard rock hit on its own.

Great little CD single, but those edit versions are never as cool as they are collectible.

3.5/5 stars

REVIEW: Ratt – Rarities (2024)

RATT – Rarities (2024 Deadline)

Now that Ratt has ceased to exist as a band, we seem to be getting better and better reissues.  There was that Atlantic Albums CD set that came out recently with cool bonus tracks, and a forthcoming LP reissue with that set with an additional recently-discovered unreleased track.  Too bad Stephen Pearcy didn’t dig that one up in time to issue on 2024’s Rarities album, a nine track compilation of unreleased versions spanning 1982 to 1989.  These include the classic lineup of Peacy, Robbin Crosby, Warren DeMartini, Bobby Blotzer and Juan Crocier.  There is also one previously unheard song written by Pearcy and Crosby to add some extra value.

We open with a 1983 version of “Tell the World” from the 1984 Ratt EP.  It is a less polished version of the same, complete with shouted backing vocals and echo effects.  The most notable differences are the prominent busy Blotzer drum fills.  This is followed by a 1982 rehearsal tape of the hit-to-be, “Round and Round”.  Of course the sound quality is what should expect for a 1982 rehearsal tape.  It’s garage quality and probably recorded by a boom box in a really loud room.  That said, it’s still a fun listen since the band is so tight and the song was years away from the charts.  It’s actually unfinished; about 90% there.

Do you know how many songs Ratt have about wanting something?  We already have “I Want A Woman” and “I Want To Love You Tonight”, which might be why “I Want It All” didn’t make an album.  “I Want It All” is an undated demo from the 80s that was later finished up with new bassist Robbie Crane on 1997’s Collage.  This older version is rougher but otherwise the same arrangement.  It’s a little different for Ratt, opening with acoustic guitars.  It’s a good sassy mid-tempo Ratt track that would have fit on any number of albums post-Out of the Cellar.

The next batch of tunes are live.  “In Your Direction” from Cellar is from 1987, as is “Round and Round”, “Body Talk” and “Drive Me Crazy”, though “Body Talk” is also noted as being live in Germany.  “In Your Direction” is bootleggy, most likely an audience recording.  “Round and Round” is clearer but a little by rote.  You can hear Juan’s backing vocals clearly, and Stephen even drops an F-bomb that would have been edited out had it been released in the 80s.

“Body Talk” and “Drive Me Crazy are a pair from Dancing Undercover.  The intensity of “Body Talk” is impressive, though some of it gets washed out in the thrashy tempo.  The greatest sin, however, is the premature fadeout during the guitar solo.  There is no such fade on “Drive Me Crazy” which fares well live.  The backing vocals are a bit ragged, but it all holds together in a stampeding Ratt romp.

Back to a 1985, “Wanted Man” from Cellar is the last of the live songs.  The bass drum is a bit thuddy, and nothing’s particularly clear (especially Robbin), but the performance is spot on.  Listen, we all like buying bootlegs, don’t we?  You should have no issue with the sound quality so long as you understand in advance, none of these recordings were intended for release.

The final song is the previously unheard “Love on the Rocks” from 1989, which did not make the Detonator record.  Written by Stephen and Robbin, it’s a pretty damn solid Ratt song and one of the best sounding tracks on the album.  The chorus is decent and a properly produced version would have been polished-up album worthy.  As it is, it’s a good B-side or bonus track.

While not essential, this Ratt compilation is a solid addition to any collection.  It’s for the fan that has everything but wants a little (back for) more.  But that cover artwork?  Surely they could have done better than that.

3/5 stars

REVIEW: Deep Purple – “Pictures of You” (2024 CD single from new album =1)

DEEP PURPLE – “Pictures of You” (2024 EARmusic)

Deep Purple’s first new album with Simon McBride on guitar will be out July 19.  Called =1 (“equals one”), the music seems to heading into a riffy direction.  The band have just released a new CD single, something of a tradition for them during the Bob Ezrin era in this late part of their career.  This single includes two tracks from the album, including the recently released “Portable Door”, and two live tracks with Simon recorded in 2022.  Let’s have a listen and hear what the Purples have in store.

Track one, “Pictures of You” has a pretty cool and weighty riff.  Backed by Don Airey’s organ, it’s one of Purple’s catchiest riffs in recent years.  The chorus follows the riff melody.  “These pictures of you are too good to be true,” sings Ian Gillan.  Ian’s voice is pushed to its current limits, which is often the thing you hear people moaning about the most, but it’s really no issue.  Simon comes in with a wicked catchy solo, before the whole song detours into a dainty Don Airey piano part with Simon doing volume swells overtop.  Though only 3:50 long, “Pictures of You” packs a lot into a short time.

Without a gap, the band breaks into something completely different, ominous and heavy:  “Portable Door”.  Ian Paice is the backbone, always smooth, always identifiable, infallible. With Ian Paice on drums, Deep Purple will always sound like Deep Purple.  Don Airey’s organ really dominates the solo section, as it should, and Simon’s guitar work is sublime.  As for the tune itself?  Top notch.

The live tracks were recorded October 17 2022 in Milan, Italy.  These tracks will not be on the deluxe box set version of =1, and are exclusive to the single.  First up is the classic blues “When A Blind Man Cries”, and we get to hear Simon do what Simon does.  Perhaps more interesting though, the arrangement includes a new lounge-y into with piano.  “Blind Man” feels slower than usual, but Ian Gillan is in fine voice.  Simon takes center stage on the guitar solo, and it’s so phenomenal that you can hear the audience break into applause at its conclusion.  It’s slow and passionate until he lets rip.  Having Don Airey follow is almost anti-climax.  Welcome to Deep Purple, Simon McBride!

The more recent “Uncommon Man” closes the disc, with a beautiful guitar solo backed by heavenly keyboards.  As one of Purple’s more regal songs, it sounds great on stage.  Roger Glover gets a little bit of the spotlight just before Simon’s solo, but this is a pretty faithful version.  Most importantly, it is good to see that Deep Purple do not drop songs from the latter part of their career out of the setlist.  (There are three other live versions of this song with Steve Morse available on other releases:  Celebrating Jon Lord the Rock Legend, To the Rising Sun in Tokyo, and the Now What?! Live Tapes Vol. 2)

With only 5000 copies worldwide, this is sure to be a collector’s item.

4.5/5 stars

REVIEW: Skid Row – The Gang’s All Here (2022)

SKID ROW – The Gang’s All Here (2022 Edel)

I’ve never hid my disappointment that Skid Row have been unable to hang into a lead singer for long since Sebastian Bach’s 1996 ouster.  Johnny Solinger was their best shot at a permanent lead singer, since replaced by a dizzying array of vocalists.  Erik Grönwall, from Swedish Idol and H.E.A.T., was probably the biggest hope.  Sadly, as a cancer survivor, Erik was forced to resign and focus on his health.  The one album he made with Skid Row, The Gang’s All Here, received critical acclaim in 2022 and was called Album of the Year by several outlets.

Erik Grönwall brings the necessary range and power, more so than Solinger.  Unfortunately, both Solinger and Bach had a lot of character in their voices.  Grönwall has a more generic sound, and this robs Skid Row of some of what made them special.  He almost sounds too good, too professional.

A lot of people will disagree and that’s fine.  We’re all entitled to our opinions.

Only two songs here, “Time Bomb” (sort of a punky rewrite of “Piece of Me”) and “The Gang’s All Here”, made it onto the tour setlist.  80% of the album was not played live.  There are shout-along choruses, Kiss-like guitar licks, and Bolan’s bass bounce…but do the songs stick to the brain like albums of yore?  Some do.  The best moments are the ones that recall the past, such as “Resurrected” which has a “Monkey Business” familiarity.  Unfortunately, the trite lyrics are another one of those “we’re back where we belong” kind of songs.

The strongest song is the ballad “October’s Song”, which comes closest to nailing the timeless Skid Row level of quality.  Grönwall’s schooled approach to singing is opposed to Bach’s desperate passion to blow down the biggest of buildings, but that was a long time ago, and Bach is never coming back.  “October’s Song” has some great riffage and should have been made a permanent part of the setlist.  You’ll not find a better song among the new ones.  We’ll say it right here:  this song stands up against the back catalogue, even the intense Slave to the Grind ballads.

Credit due:  Skid Row almost go activist on the environmental message song “World On Fire”.

Much of the album was written with previous singer Z.P. Theart, of Dragonforce.  Core Skid Row members “Snake” Sabo, Scotty Hill, and Rachel Bolan handle the majority of songwriting, retaining Rob Hammersmith on drums.

If you want a new Skid Row album that you can pump your fist to, stomp your feet, or bang your head, then The Gang’s All Here is a must-buy.  If you were hoping for a Skid Row album that you’ll remember for years like Slave to the Grind, Subhuman Race, or even Thickskin, then the jury is still out.  Thickskin had way better songs – there, I said it!

3/5 stars

#1132: Youth Gone Not-So-Wild

RECORD STORE TALES #1132: Youth Gone Not-So-Wild

I love admitting to my past musical sins.  Perhaps others will learn from my mistakes.

I was in grade 11, a mere 16 years old, when the music video for “Youth Gone Wild” hit the airwaves.  Skid Row were the latest thing, a band promoted by Jon Bon Jovi himself, from his home state of New Jersey.  We didn’t know yet that the lead singer, Sebastian Bach, identified as a Canadian.  He grew up in Peterborough Ontario, just on the other side of Toronto.  In fact, I didn’t know that I already had something of Bach in my music video collection.  I had a brief clip of him, with teased up hair, in a prior band called Madame X.  This band was led by Maxine Petrucci, sister of Roxy Petrucci from Vixen.  They featured a young Sebastian Bach and Mark “Bam Bam” McConnell whom Bach would play with in VO5.   I wasn’t into any of those bands.  I was pretty hard-headed about what I liked and disliked.

In Spring 1989, I first encountered “Youth Gone Wild” on the Pepsi Power Hour.  It could have been Michael Williams hosting, but whoever it was, they hyped up this new band called Skid Row.  I liked getting in on new bands from the ground floor.  Made them easier to collect when you started at the start.  At that point, I wasn’t even sure how many albums Judas Priest actually had.  I was intrigued enough to hit “record” on my VCR as the music video began.  I caught the opening “Ba-boom!” of drums, and sat back to watch.

While I wasn’t blown away, I kept recording.  The key was the singer.  If the singer sucked, I’d usually hit “stop” and rewind back to where I was.  The singer passed the test:  he didn’t suck.  I kept recording.

After about a minute, I pressed the “stop” button, and lamented that this new band wasn’t for me.  What happened?  What did Skid Row do to turn me off so quickly?

I can admit this.  I’ve always been open about the fact that I was very image-driven as a teenager.  We all were!  With the exception of maybe George Balazs, all the neighborhood kids were into image to some degree or another.  I was probably driven by image more than the average kid, consuming magazines and music videos by the metric tonne.  So, what exactly was wrong with Skid Row?

I’ll tell ya, folks.  It was serious.

The bass player had a chain going from his nose to his ear.

I just could not.  I couldn’t put a poster on my wall with some band that had a bass player with a chain that went from his nose to his ear!  No way, no f’n way.

I pressed rewind, and prepared to record the next video over Skid Row.

That summer, the glorious, legendary summer of ’89, I went with Warrant.  I bought their debut album sight-unseen, based on a blurb in the Columbia House catalogue.  Warrant were the selection of the month.  “What the hell,” I thought, and checked the box to order it immediately.

Meanwhile, Bob Schipper and the girl I liked, named Tammy, were really into Skid Row.  They knew all about my issues with the nose chain.  They got under my skin about it a bit, but I wouldn’t bend on Skid Row.

“18 and Life” was the next single, a dark power ballad that was easy for me to ignore.  “I Remember You” was harder to pass on.  It was the perfect acoustic ballad for 1989.  You had the nostalgic lyrics, which Bob and I both connected with.  Somehow, we knew that 1989 was the absolute pinnacle.  We knew this would be the summer to beat!  Bon Jovi and Def Leppard were still on the charts.  Aerosmith and Motley Crue had new singles out with albums incoming.  We walked around singing “Summer of ’69” by Bryan Adams, except we changed the words to “Summer of ’89”.  We just knew.  “Got my first real six string…” we sang.  And we both had our own fairly new guitars that we could barely play.

“I Remember You” was a massive hit, and still I resisted.

“Because of the nose chain?” Bob Schipper questioned me.

Absolutely because of the nose chain!

I stood firm for two years.  Bob Schipper went to college, and Tammy was long distance and not meant to last.  I felt a bit like an island by the time 1991 rolled around.  I felt alone.  My best friend was gone, I had no girlfriend, and most of my school friends went their own ways.  I was a loner like I’d never been in my life before.  Music was my companion, and my beloved rock magazines were my library.

That’s how Skid Row eventually got me.  Sebastian Bach had a good friend in Drew Masters, who published the excellent M.E.A.T Magazine out of Toronto.  Drew’s praise for the forthcoming second Skid Row album, Slave to the Grind, was unrelenting.  He caught my ear.  I was looking for heavier music in my life, not satisfied with Priest’s Painkiller as one of the heaviest albums I owned.  I wanted more rock, and I wanted it heavy.

The other thing that got me was the collector’s itch.  When I found out that Slave to the Grind was released in two versions with different exclusive songs, I was triggered.  I had to have both.

“I’ll make a tape, and put both songs on my version!”  It was a pretty cool idea.

Costco had Slave to the Grind in stock.  They had the full-on version with “Get the Fuck Out”, the song that was excluded from the more store-friendly version.  Columbia House stocked the tame version, which had a completely different song called “Beggars Day”.  I bought the CD from Costco, the vinyl from Columbia House, and suddenly I was the only guy in town who had the full set.  I made my cassette with joy, recreating the Skid Row logo on the spine, and writing the song titles in with red ink.

“Get the Fuck Out” was track 6, side one.  “Beggars Day” was track 7, side one.  I still have them in that order in my mp3 files today.

Sure, there was an audible change in sound when the tape source went from CD to vinyl, but I couldn’t afford two CD copies.  Little did I know how cool it would be later on to have an original vinyl copy of Slave to the Grind.

I loved the album.  I loved all three of the ballads.  The production was sharp.  There were excellent deep cuts:  “The Threat”, “Livin’ on a Chain Gang”, and “Riot Act” were all as great as any of the singles.  Furthermore, the singer had taken it to new heights of intensity and excellence.

I let Skid Row into my heart that day.  It was a good decision.  Skid Row accompanied me through times good and bad, lonely and angry.  They were my companion through it all, and they’re still pretty good.  It was meant to be!

REVIEW: Twisted Sister – The Best of the Atlantic Years (2016)

TWISTED SISTER – The Best of the Atlantic Years (2016 Atlantic)

Nobody likes buying the same thing twice, so Twisted Sister have ensured this “greatest hits” album is vastly different from their other stand-by, 1992’s Big Cuts & Nasty Cuts.  That album boasted a side of live B-sides, now collected as Live at the Marquee.  As such, it only had 10 studio tracks, whereas this new compilation has 17 plus a previously unreleased bonus.

The repeated songs are the obvious ones:

  • “I’ll Never Grow Up, Now!”
  • “You Can’t Stop Rock ‘N’ Roll”
  • “I Am (I’m Me)”
  • “The Kids Are Back”
  • “I Wanna Rock”
  • “We’re Not Gonna Take It”
  • “The Price”

That leaves a whole lotta songs, including a few singles, that you’ll find here but not on Big Hits.  Notably though, that means this compilation doesn’t have “Shoot ‘Em Down”, “Under the Blade”, or “Bad Boys of Rock ‘N’ Roll”.

What makes this compilation a little more special is that the tracks go almost chronologically, and don’t skimp out on songs from Come Out and Play, or Love Is for Suckers.  Founding guitarist Jay Jay French mentioned in the liner notes that Suckers was supposed to be a Snider solo album, but we do get two songs.

Opening with Twisted’s first Atlantic album Under the Blade, we are treated to the 1985 remixes of “What You Don’t Know (Sure Can Hurt You)”, “I’ll Never Grow Up, Now!” and “Sin After Sin”.  It’s a nice one-two-three punch, with “I’ll Never Grow Up, Now!” being a bubble gum punk sandwich, stuck between two heavy metal hard hitters.  It’s actually a nice change of pace, getting the echo-laden remixes this time.

The heavy metal assault continues with what might be my favourite Twisted song of all time:  “You Can’t Stop Rock ‘N’ Roll”.

“Like a charging bull, it’s a juggernaut,With steam at full, never to be caught,Incarnate power, roaring from the sky,While others cower, rock ain’t gonna die.”

The slow intro, the chugging riff, the pounding drums of the late great A.J. Pero (my favourite member as a kid) and the roar of Dee Snider made this the perfect heavy metal song to entice a young teenager back in the 80s.  “You Can’t Stop Rock ‘N’ Roll” is part of a trio included from the same-titled album, joined by melodic metal masterpieces “I Am (I’m Me)” and “The Kids Are Back”.  When Twisted went all melodic, they drew upon classic influences, but combined with the heavy guitars, they almost sound like precursors to pop-punk.  In many regards, Twisted Sister were ahead of their time.  It’s a simple recipe:  Guitars chug, bass joins them, drums throw in some catchy fills, and Dee Snider delivers the hooks with the band on backing vocals.  Simple, but difficult to master.

The largest clutch of songs obviously comes from Stay Hungry, with six.  The three big singles are the obvious ones, but also thrown in are the classic deep cuts “Burn In Hell”, “The Beast” and “S.M.F.”  In these songs, you get the heavier side of “Stay Hungry”, minus the title track itself.  People who don’t actually know Twisted Sister might be surprised how heavy Stay Hungry could get once you ventured outside the safe singles.  “Burn in Hell” is an exersize in intensity that deserves every listen you can give it.  Perhaps the oft-forgotten “The Beast” is the most welcome here, as a true red-blooded slow burner metal monster.

Despite the quality of the lesser-heard Stay Hungry songs, one remains the pinnacle of Twisted Sister’s finest moments:  “The Price”.  Twisted probably took guff from the press and the doubters for attempting a ballad, but “The Price” puts the “power” in power ballad.  Notably, A.J.’s drums are far busier and heavier that you expect from the average paltry power ballad.  Dee Snider demonstrates his expert-level versatility here on the high notes, rendering this song very hard to sing note for note today.

This album wastes no opportunity.  Come Out and Play is finally given a fair shake.  The dark ugly duckling of the Twisted discography is represented by the title track, “Leader of the Pack”, “The Fire Still Burns” and the forgotten sing-along “You Want What We Got”.  They didn’t skimp out here, and you get the full length version of “Come Out and Play”, including the Warriors homage of “Twisted Sister, come out and play!”  Pero’s final album, and his drumming on this track is as blazing fast as it got for Twisted Sister.  “Leader of the Pack” is campy fun, but it really had to be included, being an integral part of Twisted’s early history and eventual failure (at least according to Jay Jay in the liner notes).  “The Fire Still Burns” has an intense flame indeed, though did Dieter Dierks’ production do it any favours?  Of note:  “You Want What We Got” is not the album version.  It is longer at 4:21, and contains an outro with Dee Snider talking, and dropping a deleted expletive!  This version is not credited as being unique, and it’s currently unknown where it originated.

Love Is For Suckers is often neglected.  The Beau Hill-produced album was written to be Dee’s solo debut, and included members of other bands from the Hill camp, such as Fiona, Winger and Kix.  Reb Beach played lead guitar, which led to a sudden change in sound, away from the heavy metal of Twisted Sister’s roots, and more towards what was popular at the time:  the subgenre they call “hair metal” today.  Joey “Seven” Franco replaced A.J., and was so nicknamed as he was the band’s seventh drummer.  Franco also followed Dee into his solo band the following year.  “Hot Love” was the single, which should have been a hit, while “Love Is For Suckers” was the only cover the band ever recorded without playing live first.

The final song is the bonus track, “Born to be Wild”, the Steppenwolf cover that they have indeed played live (going back to 1976, but more recently on Live At Wacken: The Reunion).  This new studio version was recorded in 2005 and produced by Mark “The Animal” Mendoza.  It was used prior to this release in a reality TV series called Knievel’s Wild Ride.  It’s tremendous fun, with Twisted Sister ripping into it with their usual reckless abandon.  Mendoza’s bass is delightfully bass, but Dee Snider really lets loose at the end.

This set, being limited to the Atlantic years, gratefully doesn’t include anything from Still Hungry or Twisted Christmas.  That’s fine and dandy; they would unbalance this release.  The Best of the Atlantic Years is the best single Twisted Sister compilation on the market.

5/5 stars

REVIEW: Pretty Maids – Red, Hot and Heavy (1984)

Thank you to Thor Blackmore for this CD!

PRETTY MAIDS – Red, Hot and Heavy (1984 Sony)

I ignored Pretty Maids when I first heard of the band.  “Pretty Maids?  What kind of name is that?”  Shallow kid stuff, but impactful, because now in 2024 this is my first real listen to Pretty Maids with intent.  Red, Hot and Heavy was the debut album for the Danish hard rock band, after a self-titled EP in ’83.  The six-piece band had some moderate success with the album, so let’s have a listen.

Opener “Fortuna Imperatrix Mundi” is actually an excerpt from Carl Orf’s “Carmina Burana”, and is credited as such on the back.  It’s just a few seconds.  The real opener is “Back to Black”, a scorching metal number with tempo and riffs sharpened and at the ready.  The raspy vocals of Ronnie Atkins differentiate the song from the works of other metal groups such as Iron Maiden and Judas Priest.  The keyboards give a highbrow neo-classical vibe.  It’s heavier and fuller than Dio, but with all the drama and guitar solo shenanigans.

The title track is slower and nastier.  A rallying cry for metal heads, “Red, Hot and Heavy” doesn’t pretend at being anything more than it is.  A slow metal banger, perfect for fist-pounding and shouting along with at the concert hall.  The shout chorus is custom made for the stage.  The duel guitar solo is pretty cool.  A stock metal chugger, but there is a need for a drum-bashing, stompy riff-rocking concoction such as this.

The highbrow keyboards return on “Waitin’ for the Time”, a very European sounding song which builds from a ballady opening to an upbeat pounder.  Sounds a bit like the Swedish band Europe during their Wings of Tomorrow era, with a hint of Def Leppard in the riff.  It’s an excellent song with light and shade, and a complete musical journey without exceeding five minutes.

“Cold Killer” begins with news broadcast dialogue, and then goes in a fast and ominous music unlike the other songs.  The rather clunky lyrics are about the weaponization of space, a hot topic in 1984 with Reagan’s “Star Wars” program in the nightly news.  But…clunky.  “There should have been a paradise, instead there’s a killer out in space.”  We’ll give them credit for trying at least, which is more than could be said for many bands of the 80s.  Musically it’s a terrifically fun ride through sweet guitar riff and solo action.  The keyboards add a progressive vibe, though some might say pretentious.

The anti-war theme flips over onto side two, with “Battle of Pride”.  Again, it’s not poetry, but the lyrical theme was very popular in metal at the time.  Musically it’s a fast Dio-like rocker with the keyboard accents giving it a different flavour.  Ronnie Atkins’ rasp continues to separate Pretty Maids from other bands, but by the time we hit side two, the ear is craving more variety in the voice.

“Night Danger” is a pure blitzkrieg, now more in the wheelhouse of a band like Accept.  These guys are not slouches when it comes to riffs over 80 mph in speed.  The irony is that, even at that speed, the song doesn’t really go anywhere.  It’s speed for its own sake, and that’s actually fine, because it’s plenty fun and doesn’t need to be anything else.

Acoustics join the electric guitars on “A Place in the Night”, one of the most impressive songs on the album.  Mid-tempo melodic rock, and dialing down on the vocal growls, is exactly what the album needed at this point.  The chorus explodes with passion and power at the right moment.  The keyboards add to the mixture by thickening up the melodic accents.  Brilliant deep cut late in the album.

“Queen of Dreams” has an Yngwie vibe again, though Malmsteen wouldn’t put as much emphasis on the other instruments.  The keyboards add a regal synth-trumpet sound over the guitars, but when the drums kick in, there’s no nonsense.  It’s that kind of metal that is obviously influenced by Deep Purple and Blackmore’s Rainbow, but amped up for the 80s.

The surprise is the closer:  a cover of Thin Lizzy’s single “Little Darling”.  Formerly a horn-laden rock classic, Pretty Maids heavy it up a bit and increase the tempo.  Though “Little Darling” will always be a personal favourite, I don’t think Pretty Maids did it any favours.  Their backing vocals are too shrill for the chorus, and without the horns, it loses that something special.  A swing and a miss for Pretty Maids, which is terribly unfortunate.

Red, Hot and Heavy is a strong debut.  Obviously the band grew and expanded their sound, and still continue today.  This is the foundation.

3.5/5 stars