PartΒ 23Β of my series of Kiss reviews, leading up to the release of Monster!
KISS – Asylum (1985)
My bias with this album is simple:Β Asylum was the “new” Kiss album when I first started listening toΒ the band.Β Β “Tears Are Falling”Β was getting a lot of airplay, and it was the latest thing.Β I still think, on a whole, it is superior to Animalize.Β The reason for this is all around stronger songs, with Bruce Kulick contributing heavily.Β Recall that when we last checked in with Kiss, Bruce Kulick was temping, filling in for the ailing Mark St. John.Β Β He was their fourth guitar player in as many albums.
By the time to record a new album, Bruce was a full member of Kiss.Β Gene was still off in la-la land trying to become a movie star, as he was cast as a transvestite in the John Stamos vehicle, Never Too Young To Die.
The good news is, Paul was steering the ship as best he could, considering he was effectively working without his partner in Kiss.Β Paul contributed some decent material with a bevy of cowriters including Kulick.
King Of The Mountain (awesome)
Tears Are Falling (awesome)
Who Wants To Be Lonely (great)
Radar For Love (decent)
Uh! All Night (decent)
Gene’s good songs include:
Trial By Fire (good)
Secretly Cruel (great)
That only leaves threeΒ duds by my counting: Gene’s and Paul’s first co-write in years, Β “Love’s A Deadly Weapon”,Β Gene’s “Any Way You Slice It”, and Paul’s “I’m Alive”. “I’m Alive” is almost a carbon copy of other fast Paul songs such as “Gimme More”.
The cover art is bland, but it does have links to Kiss’ past such their traditional “aura” colours (purple for Paul, red for Gene, blue for the guitar play, and green for the drummer). Production is a little glossy on the drums (samples?), but there are no keyboards, or anything like what would happen later on Crazy Nights. It’s a little more pop than Animalize, but I think it’s just a better album. Just better songs.
One time,Β we almost got sued for wrecking some guy’s golden shirt.
We had this annoying sidewalk sign.Β Everybody hated it.Β When the wind caught hold of it, it would always fall over, if not go for a short jog.Β Some days I didn’t bother putting it out, I hated it so much.
I never hated it more, however, than the day that idiot in the golden shirt walked past.Β Our sign took up half the sidewalk (another reason I hated it) and this idiot wasn’t looking where he was going and sideswiped it.Β I knew right away because I heard the sign crash.Β I looked outside and I saw this guy stumbling next to the downed sidewalk sign.
“Oh shit.” I concluded.
One of the girls immediately ran out to see if the guy was OK.Β Yeah, he was fine.Β Not a scratch.Β But his golden shirt was torn!Β Oh my God!
He threatened to sue!Β He wanted the owners name and contact information!Β We provided the requested data.
“You’re going to get a call from my lawyer about this, you wait and see,” said Captain Gold Shirt.
Pffftr.Β Gold shirt?Β Who do you think you are, James T. Kirk or something?
PartΒ 22Β of my series of Kiss reviews, leading up to the release of Monster!Β I’m generally not going to be covering DVDs, but this one was crucial to me.Β I heard a lot of these versions so often, that they were the “original” versions for me.Β So I have a soft spot for Animalize Live Uncensored.
KISS – Animalize Live Uncensored (VHS, 1985)
Β This video was recorded live at Cobo Hall, Detroit Michigan December 8th, 1984. It has never been released officially on DVD, although as you can see there are unofficial versions to be had.Β (It’s clearly unofficial since it has a picture of Carnival of Souls era Kiss on the back!)Β Annoying subtitles are the only real drawbackΒ to the DVD.
There’s not much crossover between this and the two Alive albums, as it leans heavily on newer material (Creatures, Lick It Up, Animalize).Β The tempos are, in general, faster. The energy is high, and Paul is singing at the peak of hisΒ talents.Β Β The solos by Bruce Kulick are flashy in that 80’s sort of way, which isn’t my thing. Basically this is 80’s KISS, like it or lump it. I like it somewhat, probably due to nostalgia.Β
Visually, Gene and Paul are all over the stage, while Eric stands on his drums and demands to be seen and heard.Β At the end, the band climb onto a flying platform. Very cool live show.
One special treat was Eric’s lead vocals on “Young and Wasted” and “Black Diamond”. I also quite enjoyed Eric’s drum solo. Gene’s bass solo is nothing much to speak of, just a chance for him to introduce “I Love It Loud”, but far more musical than solos past or present. Actually he only speaks twice on the whole DVD. Before “I Love It Loud” he says to the crowd, “Oh yeah? Ohhh yeeeah? Well alright, come on.” And then at another point Paul says, “How you doing Gene, alright?” to which Gene responds, “Welll ooooooohhhh yeeeeaaaah!” Quite comical really. Paul’s raps are some of his all time classics. “Paul, what you are doing with a pistol down your pants?” (“Love Gun”)Β His story about Gene’s “little child” (“Fits Like A Glove”) is also classic. His guitarΒ solo is nothing special, I guess Bruce Kulick was just too new to the band to warrant a big solo? The fact that Paul has one is somewhat a rarity in KISStory.
The videoΒ quality of the DVD is fairly low. Don’t quote me on this, but I think I heard that this concert is going to be reissued on the next installment of the KISStory DVDs.Β
3/5 stars
There are several CD bootlegs (incomplete however) of this concert.Β The only live audio from this concert to be officially released was “Heaven’s On Fire”.Β Kiss contributed that track to Ronnie James Dio’s Hear N’ Aid LP (also being reissued!) which donated proceeds to feed people in Africa.
I’ve been reluctant to post anything about this, but I’m an honest fan.Β I’m no fanboy — when a band does something I don’t approve of, I say so.
Everybody knows I’m a huge Kiss fan.Β I first started noticing Paul’s voice getting raspier on the 2004 DVD Rock the Nation Live!Β Now, it’s…man it hurts to say this…it’s almost tuneless.Β You can hear Gene and Eric Singer holding down the melody while Paul struggles to sing.
I read recently that Paul had vocal cord surgery in November 2011, and that he says he has simply done too many tours with not enough time off to rest his voice.Β I think that is a real shame.Β Paul, listen to me — I consider you to be one of the top five rock singer frontmen of all time.Β Right up there with Freddie and Ronnie.Β To hear the guy that IΒ once saw in Phantom of the Opera croak like this, something’s clearly wrong.Β Paul, if time off is all you need — take it!
We, the Kiss Army, would gladly, patiently wait years between tours if it meant preserving your voice.Β In the meantime you guys could continue to issue box sets and DVD’s with worthwhile unreleased material, and we’d buy it.
I fully expect the new album, Monster, to be good.Β I have no doubt that in the studio, a controlled environment, Paul nails it.Β But live, Paul, you need to give your voice a rest and take some time.Β We’ll still be here when you come back.Β For yourself, please think about it.
PartΒ 21Β of my series of Kiss reviews, leading up to the release of Monster!Β Still flushing outΒ the last of the lo-fi cell phone pics, sorry about that.
KISS – Animalize (1984)
Exit Vinnie Vincent.Β Enter Mark St. John aka Mark Norton, a music teacher that came highly recommended, but had no touring experience.Β Looking for the next young hot shot to compete with Eddie Van Halen and Yngwie, Kiss took a chance.
In addition to yet another lineup change and third lead guitar player, there wereΒ other fractures setting in.Β Gene Simmons was dead setΒ to become a movie star, and played the villain roleΒ alongside Tom Selleck in a movie called Runaway, written and directed by Michael Crichton.Β Paul Stanley was left to produce the next album.
Paul and Gene recorded in separate studios, shuffling Mark St. John between them when needed.Β Gene didn’t play bass on several of Paul’s songs, and studio musicians were brought in to add guitar solos, drum overdubs, and backing vocals.Β All songs but one were co-written by outside writers.
Animalize is one of those albums that was hugely popular (2 x platinum I think?). It has a couple hot singles, a couple decent album cuts, but disappointly Animalize is mostly filler. Gene’s material is particularly forgettable and uninspired. It’s like you’re listening to half a band.
Mathematically, here’s how it breaks down:
1. I’ve Had Enough (Into The Fire) – good song
2. Heaven’s On Fire – good song (but overplayed)
3. Burn Bitch Burn – bad
4. Get All You Can Take – great song
5. Lonely Is The Hunter – bad
6. Under The Gun – bad
7. Thrills In The Night – great
8. While The City Sleeps – terrible
9. Murder In High Heels – terrible
4 out of 9 good songs, and not one of them by Gene Simmons. All of Gene’s stuff on Animalize sucked, leaving the kids of the 80’s to think that he was a sideman and Paul was the main guy. Gene also has the worst lyric in Kisstory here: “I wanna put my log in your fireplace.”
However, a highlight of the album are some of the solos.Β A fast neoclassical/jazz player, St. John was miles away from Kiss’ roots. It was the era of the fast classically trained player. Even so, when the band thought that Mark wasn’t nailing the feel, they asked Bruce Kulick to fill in on two songs.Β He appears on “Lonely Is The Hunter” and “Murder In High Heels”.Β So, technically Animalize was Bruce’s first Kiss album, although nobody knew at the time that Kulick was destined to replace St. John,Β who was struck with a freak arthritic condition that left him unable to tour.
Kulick wouldn’t be granted full member status until the next album, while the band felt him out.Β Later, St. John too went on to make some great solo work — check out his Magic Bullet Theory CD.
Animalize is far from outstanding. I would rank it among Kiss’ three worst albums, the other two being Hot In The Shade and Psycho-Circus. It’s historically important because of how popular the tour and album were. Most of the good songs, however, can be found elsewhere such as the Kiss box set.
2/5 stars.
Mark St. JohnΒ passed away in 2007.Β Rest in peace.
My buddy Statham is back with another guest shot.Β This guy has haunted record stores nation wide.Β He’s had a lot of experiences, selling used discs, and here’s his perspective in the context of Record Store Tales….
LeBrain & Statham, 15 years ago
RECORD STORE TALES Part 85: Β Selling,Β by Statham
I couldn’t tell you how Mike manages his record collection, though I have a guess. Allow me this imagining: Mike holds on to most of what he buys, because his is a collection built on deliberation, patient searching and care.Β He only pulls the trigger when he’s getting exactly what he wants.Β Of course, just about everything he owns is a Special or Limited Edition in some way. I picture him as more of a curator in the Living Library Of Rawk. (Hey Mike, am I close?) [LeBrain:Β Dead on.]
My own collection, by comparison to the above supposition, is completely scattershot. Finding/buying and selling CDs are fairly equal parts of the hobby, for me. Sure, I have a lot of things that I’ve found over the years that I will never sell. Some just have good monetary value (while also being something I want to own), some are out of print or from very limited print-runs. Some are autographed. I have complete (or nearly complete) collections of artists I love, and I’ll never break those up. Some are artists that were new to me at the time, and were great discoveries that have stayed with me since. I have discs that I bought, or was given, that have sentimental reasons for staying in the collection, as I associate people and places with albums/songs. Anyway, I call all of these the Anchors, the ones that have followed me everywhere.
But there is another, majority portion of the pile of CDs which I consider to be fluid. Unless I’m filling in gaps in a collection, many (if not most) of the CDs I buy are on speculation. I’m always wondering what things sound like, trying new artists out. Now, added up over the years, these purchases have spanned almost every genre. I’ve heard a lot of music. I remember that C’Dement on Ste-Catherines in Montreal had a huge 2-section sale bin by the front door where the constantly-rotating stock of CDs were priced from $0.99 to a maximum $5.99. I could load up on music, sometimes getting as many as ten discs for the price of one new release. I REALLY liked that. Such a great way to expand my horizons. Sadly, that place, like so many I used to haunt, is no longer there.
There are lots of reasons I sell discs. I have moved around quite a bit, so I sometimes unload CDs in bulk just to avoid having to lug them (and to get funds to help with the move). Clearly, not many of these are Anchor CDs. Sometimes I buy a disc because I like a song I heard, and the rest of the disc doesn’t cut it (and then I eventually tire of the song I liked), so out it goes. Sometimes people give me discs, thinking I’ll like it, and… well, no. And sometimes I think I’ll like a CD, but it turns out that it just sucks. That happens more than it should.
ANYWAY. How does any of this relate to LeBrain? Easy, I sold him a lot of CDs over the years that I dealt with him at his store. I always looked for him. He knew the score. Let me tell you, I’ve been “helped” by others (at his store, sure, and in many, many other shops across this great land of ours), and a lot of them just didn’t get it. Most often, I’d get someone who would offer me far less than things were worth, knowing they could then sell it for more and thus turn a profit. They could only hope I was an idiot. I am not. What these people failed to realize was that I spent a lot of time in record shops, and knew generally what things were worth or were priced at currently. This is especially true now that we have the wonders of the internets. Often was the time I’d hear what they offered, know it for the piss-take it was, and refuse. I’d just pack up my CDs and go.
Other times, there’d be a teenager behind the counter. And, all deference to them and their raging hormones (surely some of them must know what they’re doing), most just didn’t know what I was giving them. Honestly, if it wasn’t Top 40 or mainstream, they had no idea. Their offers were always laughable, and I should mention that I generally consider my expectations to be fair. One time, while they went through what I’d brought in, I was browsing the shelves and asked for Dead Kennedys. I was jonesing for it, and thinking I’d get it on trade. The kid looked me right in the face and honestly asked “Who?” Man, I wept for the future, that day. So as a rule, until they’re done bursting their spots, I tend to stay away from selling CDs to the youngsters.
But Mike was different. Sure, over time, we built up a rapport. But even the first few times I brought in a shoe box of discs for trade, he was fair and knowledgeable. He’d pick up this or that disc and have a comment about it, or a band somehow related to it. He never once tried to undercut me with less than what something was worth. Mike was unafraid to comment on what I had, too, often in humourous ways. I’ve already told these pages about the Jewel Incident, and the Zeppelin Incredulousness. Such was Mike’s way. Often, with other places and people, I felt I had to watch as they went through each disc and explain what it was. I could spot looks of indifference and/or confusion from across the room. But I knew I could trust Mike to competently sort through the pile on his own (thus freeing me up to browse for new-to-me things while he worked).
Mike respected, too, that I was up for trying new music, and always had a helpful tip or suggestion on what to try next. I hardly ever took the cash (unless I really needed it) when I brought stuff to Mike. I took store trade instead. Not only did I get more for my stuff that way, but I’d get some new music and happily be on my way… until the next time, when we’d do it all over again.
I’d left town eventually, but even then I would mail a box to Mike for trade or cash from his store rather than deal with the nits in the shops where I was currently living. And at some point, I heard that Mike had left the store and moved on to another, unrelated job. It was a loss for them, a gain for whomever got him next. And too bad, as I understand it, that the next job wasn’t putting his music knowledge to work. The man’s an encyclopedia.
With the exception of one fellow out West whose knowledge and ability I trust as on par, I have rarely met a record store employee with Mike’s capabilities and fairness. My collection has gained many Anchors, and is miles (and even Miles…Davis that is) better for having dealt with him.
PartΒ 20Β of my series of Kiss reviews, leading up to the release of Monster!
KISS – Lick It Up (1983)
And off came the makeup.Β Showing up for the cover photo session in their street clothes, the world now knew what Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Eric Carr, and Vinnie Vincent looked like.Β I always found that concept kind of funny — like, did anyone care what Vinnie Vincent looked like?Β It wasn’t until much later — around 1986 — that I first saw a photo of Ace Frehley without makeup.Β I cared a lot more about that!
Musically?Β What a rebirth! Like a snake shedding its skin (ooh, I bet Gene would have loved my analogy there) Kiss found new life on Lick It Up. This is a strong, strong album, almost as strong as Creatures Of The Night. Fresh blood, a fresh look, and new freedom to be taken seriously as musicians gave Kiss a serious kick in the pants. It might not be considered classic today by critics, but the song “Lick It Up” only left the setlist briefly during the 96-97 reunion tour.
Witness the strenths:
1. All songs written by the band, no outside writers, thanks to the strong talents of Vinnie Vincent.
2. All songs played by the band except one solo by Rick Derringer (“Exciter”).
3. A fresh sound thanks to Vinnie Vincent.
I’ve always said this: When restrained, Vinnie Vincent is one of my favourite guitar players. His tone on Lick It Up is just oustanding and so unique. When left to his own devices like on his solo albums, his playing sounds like razor blades in your ears. Here, he plays melodically, powerfully, and manipulates his tone with his hands like an artist. Hear his guitar whine and cry as only a master can make it do.Β He could have been a guitar hero if he wasn’t a psycho!
Every song is good, not one bad tune in the pack.Β Some of my favourites include:
“Exciter”, a great riffy opener with a catchy chorus.
“Not For The Innocent” which has a bit of Vinnie’s “Boyz Are Gonna Rock” riff at the end there.
“A Million To One” which probably would have made a great third single.
“Dance All Over Your Face” which is a slow monster plod Gene song with a great chorus.
“And On The 8th Day”, the album closer, and another song that spun off of Vinnie’s original “Boyz Are Gonna Rock” demo.
Any one of those songs can stand up with the best rock songs in theΒ KissΒ canon.Β And you’ll noticed I didn’t include “Lick It Up” itself.Β That’s how strong this album is.Β It’s also worth noting that two other songs from this album were frequently performed live.Β Gene’s “Fits Like A Glove” was one of those speedy songs that Kiss were starting to do in the 80’s.Β So was “Young and Wasted”, which Eric Carr sang live.
The JapaneseΒ had a neat idea when issuing this on LP. They put on obi sheet over the non-makeup cover, featuring Kiss in makeup — you had to buy the LP and remove it to see Kiss’ real faces! This was a great idea, and is theΒ origin of theΒ rumours that Japan had a makeup cover while the rest of the world did not.Β Also, this obi featured Vinnie’s only cover photo in makeup.
Vinnie Vincent proved to be too unstable a personality to stay in the band much longer.Β Gene and Paul have always saidΒ Vinnie was a gifted writer,Β andΒ he’d come backΒ as a writerΒ 1992’s Revenge. Keep reading LeBrain’s Blog for the story there!
Lick It Up to me is a classic, and it deserves no less than:
BLUE RODEO – “Til I Am Myself Again” (1990 cassette single)
From my years at the record store, I’ve seen scores of copies of this single on CD.Β It has four tracks, all album tracks.Β The cassette single on the other hand was something special.Β It had a unique bonus track called “5 Day Disaster” that (so far as I know) was exclusive to the cassette format.
In 1990, (Casino era)Β Blue Rodeo had gone down the road of simpler, short pop-country-rock songs, and “5 Day Disaster” is one of these.Β It’s a peppy, uptempo Jim Cuddy blaster with an unforgettable chorus.Β It has strong upfront keyboards by Bobby Wiseman, including a piano solo.
The A-side was of course one of Blue Rodeo’s biggest early hits.Β It too is a short poppy Jim Cuddy song.Β Both songs are credited to the duo of Greg Keelor/Jim Cuddy.Β It should be assumed that both songs were also produced by Pete Anderson, although the credits on “5 Day Disaster” are not clear, they both sound cut from the same cloth.
Cassette single tracklist:Β Side A:Β “Til I Am Myself Again”Β / Side B:Β “5 Day Disaster”
CD single (not shown in photos) tracklist:Β 1. “Til I Am Myself Again”Β Β 2. “What Am I Doing Here”Β 3. “Rebel”Β 4. “Diamond Mine”
4/5 stars
(NOTE: Β A few months after posting this review, Blue Rodeo reissued “5 Day Disaster”, now titled “5 Day Disaster Week”, on their excellent 1987-1993 box set! Β Thanks guys!)
Note that I have the US version of Casino below.Β Notice the different logo from the cassette?Β In the US they were still using the Diamond Mine logo!
RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 84: Carpet Cleaning in December
We used to get our carpets steam cleaned twice a year, once in the summer and once in the winter.Β The winter one was the biggest waste of money you can wipe muddy boots on.
The very last one that I was there for, 2005, was memorable. To make it even more fun, earlier in the day as he was leaving the store, my boss said, “Do good sales or you’re both dead.” Total morale boost!
I had to stay late to watch the store while the cleaners were doing their business, and lock up after them.Β They usually took an hour, so that’s not too bad.Β What sucks more is the day after.Β Because you have to move everything off the carpets for the cleaners, you have to come in super early the next morning to put it all back.
So, 8 am, December.Β It was starting to snow. I entered the store.
1. Everything is wet.Β Condensation on the windows means I had to remake a whole bunch of paper signs. (We had no lamination device.)
2. The carpets will probably remain wet for most of the week.
3. The very first customer of the day tracked in muddy snow on his boots.
4. It’s STUPID!
By the end of the day, the carpets looked the same as they did before! At least we must have done good sales, because I’m still alive.
As you may have read in a previous story, I recently had a significant birthday.Β One of the nice things I received was a brand-new camera.Β (Thanks mom & dad!)Β Up until now, I’ve been taking pictures of all the albums and collectibles with my Nokia c3 cell phone.Β (If this were a techie blog I couldn’t give that phone a glowing review, but as you can see it helped me get through the first few months of this.)
So this means, after I’m done posting all the old photos in upcoming entries, I can finally bring you better quality photos and videos.Β I know a lot of you love checking out the rare discs and collectibles.Β Β I never liked the photo quality on my blog, so I’m stoked to have a camera.
Here’s a bunch of photos with the old Nokia that I never got around to using.
I know some of you are following the Kiss reviews.Β Β We’re done the makeup years!Β Coming up, I will be covering the rest of the studio & live albums, and as many box sets and compilations as I have access to.
And, some of you follow the Record Store Tales.Β Coming up, you’ll read more classic quotes, hear about a lot more annoying customers, get the feel for what it’s like behind the counter, and discover more fantastic musical finds.
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