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REVIEW: Coverdale/Page – Coverdale/Page (1993)

COV PAGE_0001COVERDALE-PAGE: Β Coverdale-Page (1993 Geffen)

Following the demise of Whitesnake and the failure of Zeppelin to mount a 1991 tour in support of their first box set, it was almost inevitable what happened next. It was something that many Zeppelin fans feared. Lead Snake David Coverdale, who was once derided as “David Coverversion” by Robert Plant, joined Plant’s erstwhile bandmate Jimmy Page in a new supergroup. Geffen’s John Kalodner (John Kalodner) helped facilitate this move which should have generated sales over 10 million units. Unfortunately another thing also happened in 1991: grunge.

The shame of it is that Coverdale-Page is a stunning rock album. Β  For years it haunted my bargain bins, simply because of the hard rock stigma that permeated the 1990’s. Β Many fans refused to listen to it, others simply chose to mock superficial elements of it, such as Coverdale’s man-shrieks. Β The fact that Page was looking and sounding great should be enough to warrant multiple listens by any serious rock fan. Β He hadn’t released any new material since 1988’s Outrider. Β As for Coverdale, it was a chance to get back to his bluesy rock roots, something he expressed a desire to do shortly after Whitesnake’s dissolution.

The studio band weren’t hacks either. Β Ricky Phillips had played bass with Neal Schon and Jonathan Cain in Bad English, and he’s been in Styx for ages now. Β Drummer Denny Carmassi was in Montrose (that’s him on the cover of the classic 1973 self-titled record) among many stellar bands, and he later did a stint in Whitesnake itself. Β Coverdale and Page co-produced the album with veteran Mike Fraser.

Finally, the most important elements were also in place: Β the songs. Β 11 songs, most in the 5-6 minute range, make up Coverdale-Page. Β Those expecting or even hoping for a Zeppelin album were bound to be disappointed. Β Despite the “Coverversion” nickname, Cov the Gov is his own person and persona. Β Singing over Pagey’s classic Zeppish riffs does not a Zeppelin make. Β Rather, Page and Coverdale comingle over their common ground, and naturally there are elements that have a Whitesnake aura. Β To expect otherwise would be folly.

“Shake My Tree” was the perfect opener. Β Pagey’s tricky little licks have that familiar sound, immediately. Β Then the great lothario Cov the Gov starts howlin’…the stage was set within the first minute of the album. Β The closest comparison I can think of would be “Slow An’ Easy” in terms of overall vibe. Β Just replace Moody’ slide guitar with Jimmy’s intricate chicken pickin’. Β David’s lyrics were as naughty as ever. Β It must have burned Robert Plant’s ass to have to sing it when he reunited with Jimmy later on himself. Β He seemed to be freestyling it quite a bit with David’s lyrics, barely sticking to the words at all!

“Waiting On You” would have been a radio-ready single. Β It has that kind of smoking hard rock riff, a killer of a chorus, and great vocals. Β Coverdale’s no poet, but I dig his words. Β “Ever since I started drinkin’, my ship’s been slowly sinkin’, so tell me what a man’s supposed to do.” Β Well, let me tell you David. Β 1) Drinking and boating is against the law, just like drinking and driving. Β 2) Put on your goddamn life vest!

I hesitate to call “Take Me A Little While” a ballad. Β I mean, it is a ballad, but it’s also a pretty good bluesy workout for David. Β It’s a little classier than the average “power ballad”, because hey…it’s Jimmy Page. Β It doesn’t sound like other ballads by other bands, because not too many bands have Jimmy Page. Β His playing and writing are unlike anyone else’s, he is one of the most recognizable musicians in rock and roll.

“Pride And Joy” was the first single, and what a single it was. Β It starts off swampy and acoustic, before Jimmy’s big Les Paul announces its presence with some big chords. Β Then David’s back in lothario-land, seducing “daddy’s little princess, Momma’s pride and joy.” Β Despite the lyrics, the song’s still a stunner. Β “Over Now” is also cool; a thinly veiled attack on Tawny Kitaen.

You told me of your innocence,
An’ I believed it all,
But your best friend is your vanity,
And the mirror on the wall.

It doesn’t get any nicer from there, but musically this is one of the most Zeppelin-ish songs. Β While you can’t compare it to any specific song in the Zeppelin oeuvre, but it’s there in that slow relentless drum beat, the orchestration, and Pagey’s unorthodox guitar.

The closest thing to filler on Coverdale-Page is “Feeling Hot”. Β It’s not outstanding, but it does show off the faster side of Jimmy’s playing. Β It’s akin to “Wearing and Tearing” but with naughtier lyrics. Β Once again it is Jimmy’s playing that I’m tuned in to. Β That continues with “Easy Does It” which begins acoustically. Β Like most acoustic moments on the album (and like Zeppelin), Jimmy’s guitar is recorded in layers, giving it real heft. Β This all changes halfway through the song, when Jimmy’s Les Paul once again takes center stage. Β Then it transforms into a bluesy prowl.

Possibly the most commercial song is “Take A Look At Yourself”. Β Not a bad song, but definitely the most “pop rock”. Β It’s probably closest to a Whitesnake song such as “The Deeper The Love”. Β Had the year been 1990 or even 1991, “Take A Look At Yourself” would have been a top charting single everywhere. Β David seems to have cheered up with new found love here. Β However the heartbreak is not over. Β “Don’t Leave Me This Way” is about as earnest as it gets. Β At 8 minutes, it’s also the most ambitious song. Β It’s the centerpiece of the album. Β It sounds at once like it’s the most sincere song, showcasing some of Jimmy Page’s best post-Zeppelin guitar work. Β  As for David, he’s never sung better.

“Absolution Blues” begins similarly to “In The Evening”. Β Fading in are layers of atmospheric guitars as only Jimmy plays them. Β These give way to the fastest, heaviest song on the album. Β It’s also one of my favourites. Β You you can hear the elements of Jimmy and David separately, but working together. Β The song goes through numerous changes before returning to that riff. Β If you thought Jimmy Page had already written every great riff in Led Zeppelin, think again. Β It’s “Black Dog” sped up to ludicrous speed.

Album closer “Whisper A Prayer For the Dying” is as cheerful and uplifting as the title alludes. Β It’s has an epic quality and length like “Don’t Leave Me This Way”, but this time the lyrics are less personal and more topical. Β David laments the innocent casualties of modern warfare, and refers to politicians as “bodyguards of lies”. Β While certainly not profound, it’s refreshing to hear Coverdale change the bloody subject away from the female of the species every now and again. Β Profound or not, I’m certain that it was heartfelt, and musically it kicks ass. Β It’s also a perfect album closer for a dark and brooding record like this. Β So there.

Hugh Syme (Rush) did the artwork. Β Say what you will about the bland cover itself, but I like the way he used the “merge” sign much like the “object” was in the artwork for Presence. Β And like many Zeppelin albums, there are no pictures of the artists anywhere.

The year 1993 was not a kind one to singers of Coverdale’s ilk. Β Most of his competition had been replaced by Chris Cornell, Eddie Vedder, and Kurt Cobain. Β One way or the other, the Coverdale-Page tour was not doing enough business and the plug was pulled. Β David has since mentioned that he and Page had more songs, enough to get started on a second album. Β He’s also expressed a desire to release those songs on some kind of deluxe edition reissue. Β I hope that happens. Β I’d buy Coverdale-Page again. Β It would only be the third time.

4.5/5 stars

More COVERDALE at mikeladano.com:

SnakebiteΒ –Β Come An’ Get ItΒ –Β Slide It InΒ – Whitesnake (1987) –Β Live at DonningtonΒ –Β Good to be BadΒ – Forevermore

More ZEPPELIN too:

Self-titled box setBox Set 2The Complete Studio Recordings

Part 251: Punched In the Teeth By Love

RECORD STORE TALES Part 251: Punched In the Teeth By Love

Back in December of 1991, an old M.E.A.T Magazine article on Motley Crue revealed a cool little nugget of an exclusive. Motley were promoting their first “greatest hits” CD, Decade of Decadence. Β Like any good official compilation album should, it contained three brand new songs. Β They were heavier, alluding to an evolution in direction for Motley Crue. Β However there was a fourth new song that didn’t make the cut:

PUNCHED

It always disappointed me that since Vince Neil left the Crue in early ’92, that song title never appeared on their next album. Β Too bad, I thought. Β Something about the title jumped out at me; I was looking forward to hearing the song, but it never came out. Β Bummer. Β Especially since I did indeed get “punched in the teeth by love” (figuratively) and been knocked out a couple times. Β But you could never keep me down for the count, I always bounced back.

Any time I broke up with some girl back then, I’d always tell the guys at the record store the same thing. Β “Man, I need to write a song called ‘Punch In the Teeth By Love’!” Β I figured, since Motley Crue hadn’t used it, the title was up for grabs! Β I threw some words and a rudimentary riff/melody together as a joke but it never went beyond that. Β It always generated a few laughs though, and laughing at work is healthy, especially when you’ve been punched in the teeth by love.

Of course later on (1997) Vince Neil did rejoin Motley Crue. Β Later still, after Tommy Lee quit the group acrimoniously, they released possibly their worst ever album New Tattoo (2000). Β Interestingly, that album’s track #7 was called “Punched In the Teeth By Love”!

I don’t presume this to be the exact song that would have come out in 1991, since Randy Castillo (Tommy Lee’s replacement) is credited as a writer. Β Maybe the lyrics are recycled, maybe just the title, whatever: Β it doesn’t matter. Β Finally “Punched In the Teeth By Love” surfaced and as hoped it was one of the heaviest songs. Β The riff was pretty generic, but Mick Mars’ guitar work is impressive. Β I’ve always felt Mick has grown as a guitar player tremendously, especially since Dr. Feelgood. Β It’s certainly not the greatest song, but it rocks hard enough and has a cool gang vocal chorus, so I’ll give it a B or a B+.

It was considered to be worthy of the concert setlist in 2000 (Samantha Maloney on drums now, filling in for the terminally ill Randy Castillo). Β It was played only on that tour though, and it was not included on any Crue compilation since then, including the double Red, White & Crue. Β So I’d like to bring your attention back to this track, a pretty good if not great dirty little Motley Crue song: Β “Punched In the Teeth By Love”!

REVIEW: Alcatrazz – Disturbing the Peace (1985)

ALCATRAZZΒ – Disturbing the Peace (1985 EMI, 2001 Light Without Heat)
Released as part of Steve Vai’sΒ The Secret Jewel Box

This is the only Alcatrazz album I own. Β The reason I own it is Steve Vai. Β I’m a Steve Vai fan before I’m a Graham Bonnet or Yngwie Malmsteen fan. Β Plus, this album was reissued exclusively in Steve’s stunning looking Secret Jewel BoxΒ (2001) as CD 2. Β  The collector in me wanted that box set and I was glad Steve was so thorough as to include collaborative efforts like this one in his box set. Β According to Steve’s 2001 liner notes, Alcatrazz was one of his favourite band experiences and I think you can hear that.

Disturbing the Peace, Alaztrazz’s second LP, is very idea-heavy. Β It’s dense musically and conceptually while still being straight-ahead rock music. Β It’s the same trick Steve pulled on David Lee Roth’s universally acclaimedΒ Eat ‘Em and Smile record. Β Vai is credited as a co-writer on every track, except the instrumental “Lighter Shade of Green” on which he has sole credit. Β Clearly, his input on the album is tremendous as it is literally covered with his fingerprints. Β His style is all but fully formed (he had already recorded and released his experimental first solo album, Flex-able). Β His guitar sound was certainly well on its way, and the way it shimmers with multiple layers is omnipresent on Disturbing the Peace. Β Hell, Vai even recycles melodies from Flex-able, which he would recycle yet again on Passion & Warfare!

(Note: Β I’m referring to the melody from Steve’s “Answers” from Passion and Warfare, which is also in “Wire and Wood” on Disturbing the Peace and “Little Green Men” on Flex-able. Β While this is strictly conjecture, I assume this melody to be among the many that Steve “heard” in his lucid dreams that inspired the Passion and Warfare album. Β Another such melody is “Liberty”, which was based on recollections of a lucid dream.)

There are some really great songs on Disturbing the Peace. Β “God Blessed Video” (which had its own great video that featured Steve extensively) is a great example of the kind of powerful, melodic hard rock Graham Bonnet can produce. Β It superficially resembles Rainbow’s “Death Valley Driver” (surely a coincidence) and has the same relentless drum stomp and chugging riff. Β This is all left in the dust by Steve who anticipates his role as the “Devil’s Guitarist” from the movie Crossroads by stewing up an unconventionally wicked guitar solo.

The more straightforward metal of “Mercy” is credited to the whole band, also including Gary Shea (bass), Jan Uvena (drums) and Jimmy Waldo (keyboards). Β That’s probably why it’s much more standard in construction. Β Bonnet’s pipes get quite a workout, and Steve’s solo is jaw dropping. Β The solo section here absolutely sounds like a prototype for Passion and Warfare. Β “Will You Be Home Tonight” is steamy, a bit more laid back and heavy with atmosphere. Β None of this prevents Bonnet from wailing, nor Vai for throwing down some space-age bluesy licks. Β This kind of thing would come in handy for Whitesnake, later on.

The aforementioned “Wire and Wood” is actually the most Rainbow-like of the songs. Β At times it almost sounds like a leftover from Down to Earth, but then Vai reminds us that this it was now 1985 and there’s a new kid on the block. Β Side one closed with “Desert Diamond”, Steve Vai on Choral sitar this time. Β This time I’m reminded of a similar gimmick on “My Little Man”, which Steve co-wrote for Ozzy’s Ozzmosis album.

“Stripper” is pretty far from lyrically sophisticated. Β While “A dark and crowded room / Warm beer that’s stale” does set the scene, it’s not really a story that needed telling, I suppose. Β Similarly, “Painted Lover” could not misconstrued as poetry. Β “She just wants that hard stash, hot from your pocket.” Β I’m sure, Graham.

It’s kind of weird hearing trashy lyrics like this sung over Steve’s schooled and intricate melodies and tricks. Β It’s like the smartest kid in class helping out a less talented classmate or something. Β Nothing against Graham of course, he’s had more hits than I have, so what do I know?

SKYFIRE

“Skyfire”

Steve’s “Lighter Shade of Green” solo is a brief intro to “Sons and Lovers”, one of the most accessible hard rock songs. Β It has a grand chorus, courtesy of Graham, the kind of thing he’s very good at. Β “Skyfire” (surely named after the 1985 Transformers character, right?) is a very 1980’s sounding groove. Β I like the fast chuggy parts, the strong melodies, and Steve’s guitar bits. Β I also like that I’m going to start a rumor that it’s named after the Transformers character. Β (It’s actually about a UFO that Graham sighted.)

The only song I kinda don’t like is the last one, “Breaking the Heart of the City”. Β It’s here that I feel the Vai/Bonnet experiment fails somewhat. Β It sounds like it wants to be dark, heavy, and ominous, but Steve is whimsical at times, space-y and too smart. Β Meanwhile I’m feeling that the song needs something gritty, some more chug, a little bit of grind, you know?

After revisiting Disturbing the Peace, I now feel an urge to get No Parole From Rock ‘n’ Roll and compare. Β Steve Vai and Yngwie Malmsteen are polar opposites stylistically and it’ll be interesting to hear Yngwie’s version of Alcatrazz.

4/5 stars

Interestingly, Disturbing the Peace was produced by Eddie Kramer!

REVIEW: The Darkness – “The Horn” (2013 single)

NEW RELEASE

THE DARKNESS – “The Horn” (iTunes single)

It was with great excitement and anticipation that I hit ‘play’ on my brand new mp3 copy of “The Horn”, a new single from The Darkness. Β Like much of the preceding album Hot Cakes, this is a dirty little number about (surprise) sex!

I would like to take this opportunity, to mention the fact that while some of the acts that I may have described in this song appear to be degrading, they were in fact consensual. — Justin Hawkins

I won’t share the details, except to say that the words “my pale buttocks” are uttered.

Musically, “The Horn” is heavy as…well, not quite as heavy as lead. Β Platinum perhaps? Β It has a merciless guitar riff, bloodthirsty drums, and a hefty groove. Β Sonically speaking, “The Horn” strikes me as one of the heaviest Darkness songs. Β The guitars have some chunkiness to them, and the direction seems simple enough: let’s rock out! Β  With Justin’s particular brand of lead vocal, there’s no mistaking this band for anyone else.

I would like to take this opportunity to mention that fact that Justin is still singing as great as ever. Β He has a knack for some utterly odd vocals, but at the same time, he makes them awesome. Β Acrobatic, never too serious, but always fascinating to listen to. Β By the end of this song, I’m picturing a coop full of chickens singing in harmony.

This bodes well for a new Darkness album. Β Not only are they quickly out of the gates with new material, but it’s really good material. Β Without a doubt, I like “The Horn” better than many of the songs on Hot Cakes. Β And I liked Hot Cakes a lot.

5/5 stars

There was a vinyl 7″ single, but only 500 copies. Β There’s also a new Darkness demo out there, a ballad called “Second Fiddle” . Β This song boasts multiple vocalists and an uber-catchy chorus: Β “We are the Hawkins Brothers / And I am Frankie Poullaine / We are the Hawkins Brothers / And this is Eddie Graham.” Β Solid!

More of The Darkness at mikeladano.com:

Hot Cakes (Deluxe Edition) + “Girlfriend” (10″ shaped disc) + β€œGet Your Hands Off My Woman…Again” (mp3 single) +Β Hot Leg – Red Light Fever + The Stone Gods – Silver Spoons & Broken Bones + Record Store Tales Part 80: The Darkness

Part 0: A Few Words for Days Gone By…

I decided to do something special for Part 250…by not doing Part 250 at all.

This isn’t one of those bullshit prequels, like when George Lucas says, “Oh, Episode I, I had that written for decades,” when it was pretty obvious he was making it up as he went along! Β Nope, this isn’t like that. Β I started writing the Record Store Tales over 10 years ago, and what you see below is the original first chapter. Β It existed solely for the purpose of background and context, but I excised it in favour of starting things faster with the second chapter, “Run To The Hills”. Β Since that became Part 1, it makes sense that this earlier introduction should be Part 0. Β With hindight, I kind of wished I’d kept it in, so here it is! Β And don’t forget to check out my new complete Table of Contents, should you wish to read Β more!

KATHRYN GEOFF MIKEYeah…don’t ask. That’s me on the right.

A Few Words for Days Gone By…

What is childhood made of? In my mind, when you’re a kid, life consists of two things:

1. School
2. Summer Holidays

That was the cycle. Β To break it down to the core, to an 11 year old life was 10 months of school followed by two months of glorious, warm sunny freedom. Β Sure, you’d get to go home at the end of the day, but you were never truly free until the end of June. No more pencils, no more books, all that stuff. Β It was way better than Christmas holidays. Β The Canadian winters offered such fun treats as shoveling, besides snow pants, parka, boots (laced up too tight), and mittens which prevented you from using your fingers.

Our summers were boisterous. My sister Kathryn and I were like peas in a pod. We would play some kind of game every day, usually under my leadership. I would declare that today, we were going to play Star Wars. Other possible declarations included building fleets of Lego ships and cars, and having a giant war. Or inventing a new ball game. Β Once GI Joe came along, we’d dig trenches in the yard, as well as forts and garages of twigs and leaves, and have an entire day (or week) dedicated to Cobra Commander’s new secret weapon. Aside from an occasional rebellion from my sister, our summers were mostly uninterrupted merriment.

STAR WARS

My sister and I both clearly remember one such rebellion, where she wanted to do things her way. Β It involved our Star Wars figures. Β We were already mid-battle. Β I was setting up a perfect counter-offensive. The Millenium Falcon would sneak attack Vader’s base, take out his Tie Fighter early in the melee, while Luke would take out Boba Fett. Leia and Lando had to distract Jabba The Hutt, so that he couldn’t stop Luke when he eventually confronted the Emperor. Game over! The plan was perfect. Now I just needed my sister to coordinate the battle with me, under my command of course.

Much to my disappointment, she had moved around some of the figures and now had them seated. Β Luke and Vader were next to each other. β€œWhy are Luke and Vader sitting there? Luke is about to attack and Vader should be getting into his ship.”

My sister continued playing with the figures, and without looking up, replied, β€œLuke and Vader want to be friends now. They’re having tea.”

It didn’t matter that half the figures were hers, if she didn’t know how to play Star Wars right. So I’d yell a bit, act like a big brother usually does, and eventually she’d go along with the plan, or cry and leave. Β The evil Empire would be defeated once and for all, thanks to my brilliant leadership and strategy. Β We were definitely pals, growing up.

For years, this was the way of the summer holidays. We’d be doing something awesome at home, or at the cottage, but it would always be something cool. It didn’t matter where we were: games continued wherever we went. Β We’d make a game out of anything. Β  You give us a pile of junk and we’ll make a game out of it.

STYX FRONTAll things do come to an end. The Star Wars trilogy ended in 1983 and something needed to fill the vacuum. While GI Joe and later Transformers would temporarily take its place, I was getting older. Β My attention was drifting. Β I was looking for something cool, new, and exciting. Β Video games didn’t hold my attention and neither did sports.

Starting in 1983, several things happened in a short time frame. Β Styx released a single calledΒ β€œMr. Roboto” that some of my friends at school were obsessed with. Β  Then I heard a song called β€œDirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” by AC/DC, and it was pretty cool too. Β Then, a newer band calledΒ Quiet Riot came out with an album called Metal Health that would go on to sell three million copies. Β This was my first rock cassette purchase when I was in the 6th grade. Β Something connected…

AC/DC. Β Van Halen. Β Ozzy Osbourne. Β Black Sabbath. Β Def Leppard. Β Motley Crue. Β Iron Maiden. Β Who were these people? I had a lot to find out.

Continued in Record Store Tales Part 1: Β Run to the Hills

REVIEW: David Lee Roth – Greatest Hits/The Deluxe Edition (2013 CD/DVD)

NEW RELEASE – nov. 19 2013

DLRGRHITS_0001DAVID LEE ROTH Β –Β Β Greatest Hits/The Deluxe Edition (2013 Warner CD/DVD)

Dear LeBrain readers,

I’ve been here writing reviews for the better part of 21 months now. Β I think we know each other well enough, you and I, that I can skip the formalities in some instances. Β I don’t think I need to describe in detail classic David Lee Roth recordings such as “California Girls”, “Just a Gigolo”, or “Just Like Paradise”. Β I’m willing to bet that with exception to the 1990’s material, most readers already know most of the songs on this album. Β If you happened to stumble upon later albums like A Little Ain’t Enough or Your Filthy Little Mouth, then you probably know them all.

If you’re familiar with David Lee Roth but don’t own any as of yet, then your next question is likely to be, “Is this a good place to start?” Β Sure, why not? Β Dave’s latest “hits” compilation, simply called Greatest Hits (his last one was called The Best), does the trick in most regards. Β It even includes Dave’s entire first solo EP Crazy From the Heat albeit not in the original running order. Β (1. “Easy Street” 2. “Just A Gigolo” 3. “California Girls” 4. “Coconut Groove” in case you feel like re-arranging the tracks as originally released.) Β “Easy Street” is an Edgar Winter Group original, and Dave has Edgar guest on his version too.

Some of the best songs are distilled from Eat ‘Em and Smile, but that’s a 5/5 star album that needs to be owned on its own regardless. Β  From Skyscraper is “Just Like Paradise” and “Hot Dog and a Shake”, but not the single “Stand Up” interestingly enough. Β  Present are the three singles from A Little Ain’t Enough:Β the bluesy “Tell the Truth,” the title track and the swanky “Sensible Shoes”. Β  Three tracks are included from Your Filthy Little Mouth, only one of which is a head-scratcher (the reggae infused “No Big ‘Ting”) but by-and-large this an acceptable slice of Warner Brothers era David Lee Roth.

What you readers are likely to be most interested in is the bonus DVD. Β This “Deluxe Edition” (there’s no other edition available) includes most of Dave’s groundbreaking, genre-hopping classic music videos. Β The “Dave TV” segment has uncut videos for “California Girls” and “Gigolo” interspersed with Dave’s commentary. Β Continuing the fun are Dave’s first two “band” videos, “Yankee Rose” and “Goin’ Crazy!” along with Dave’s cast of characters. Β These of course includes the fabulous Picasso Brothers!

As an added bonus they also included the Spanish version of “Goin’ Crazy!” (“Β‘Loco Del Calor!”) which appears to be an entirely unique cut, based on the same video shoot. Β There are fewer costume changes and stunts, but it’s cool that Dave’s attention to detail included lip-synching an entirely separate video for another territory.

The odds and ends on this disc are pretty scarce, such as the videos for “Sensible Shoes”, “The Nightlife”, and “Tell the Truth”. Β None of these videos are nearly as entertaining as the colourful classics. Β Let’s face it, Dave’s great in front of a camera, but he’s at his best when it’s one hell of a party happening behind him.

In Canada, this is an import and I paid about $26. Β In the US it’s under $19 which is a much more reasonable price. Β For fans who don’t own anything, get this, it just makes sense to. Β For fans who already have all the albums, you are now forewarned that you’re buying this solely for the DVD. Β There’s nothing much else special in terms of packaging, although lyrics are included.

The CD: Β 3.5/5 stars

The DVD: Β 5/5 stars

Blended rating: Β 4.25/5 stars

More DAVID LEE ROTH at mikeladano.com:

Sonrisa Salvaje (Eat ‘Em and Smile 1986 – Spanish version) – Skyscraper (1988) –Β “Stand Up” promo remix – Your Filthy Little Mouth (1994 Japanese version) – DLR Band (1998) – Diamond Dave (2003)

Part 249: The Shirts

RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 249: Β The Shirts

“Mikey,” said Trevor one afternoon, “I’m talking to you as a friend. Β I know you don’t want to stay single forever. Β I’m only try to help you out, but…that style you’re rocking just isn’t working man.”

“What do you mean?” I asked. Β I thought I was actually dressed pretty cool.

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shorts n’ docs

“Well,” Trevor continued, “You’re wearing Doc Marten boots with shorts and a Deep Purple T-shirt. Β It’s like you’re wearing three looks at once. Β What you need to do is focus on one look and go with it.”

I was shell-shocked. Β My Doc Marten boots were the bomb! Β Deep Purple rules!

“But the boots and shorts are kind of grunge, right? Β And that’s cool.” Β My counterargument was sound.

“Yeah but the Deep Purple shirt isn’t grunge. Β You see? Β Trust me Mikey. Β I’m just trying to look out for you. Β I’ll take you shopping, and after that, you re going to get tons of action!”

Tons of action! Β Right on. Β I’m in, T-Rev, say no more man!

True to his word, that Saturday, T-Rev picked me up and took me to the mall. Β And shop we did. Β Apparently Hawaiian was in. Β I picked up a Hawiian shirt and this cool burgundy velvety shirt. Β I also picked up a couple T-shirts to wear underneath, and a beaded necklace which also was apparently in at the time. Β That night, Trevor’s lovely then-girlfriend now-wife Michelle threw him a birthday party and I was able to give the burgundy shirt a test-run in a social environment. Β While I did not see any “action”, the feedback was positive. Β I have to say that I rocked the look really well and received numerous compliments.

Unfortunately, this kicked off a shirt addiction. Β Yes, you read that correctly. Β I had a flirtation with shirt addiction that lasted a couple years. Β Next I bought an expensive black shirt with cool ridges at a place called Caesar’s Closet in Cambridge. Β Then another burgundy shirt, even more velvety. Β Then a black one with sparkles in it. Β (That was my favourite, it later got recycled into my Paul Stanley Halloween costume.) Β Two with flames. Β One with guitars. Β One with dice. Β One that was shiny like a foil-wrapped baked potato, and many many more. Β My bosses may have thought I’d lost my mind, as I showed up at the record store in more and more outlandish shirts. Β I ended up with at least two dozen in my collection.

When I wore the silver baked potato shirt to work one day, one of my bosses was nearly blinded by it. Β “Mike! Β That’s a shirt for clubbing!” Β Well, probably, but working in a record store gave me a certain amount of leeway that other jobs didn’t have. Β I guess I wanted to have fun while I was young!

My “shirts phase” lasted a couple years before it finally faded away. Β The obsession was excessive though. Β One cottage weekend I packed 7 shirts for a 2 day stay. Β By the end of it, I had even written a movie outline for a horror comedy film titled “The Shirt”. Β The premise:

A cursed Hawaiian shirt finds its way into a clueless vacationer’s luggage. Β The shirt kills those who wear it by strangulation; it can also possess the minds of those it has an affinity for. Β Putting on the shirt could get you killed, or possessed — or both! Β The evil shirt’s only weakness is bleach.

I’m hoping to get James Franco interested in playing the main character, the guy who makes it to the end of the movie.

Surprisingly few photos remain of my expansive shirt collection. Β Perhaps that is a good thing.

More SHIRTS at mikeladano.com:
Record Store Tales Part 86: Captain Gold Shirt

REVIEW: Tesla – “Edison’s Medicine” CD single

Here’s a leftover fromΒ THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day from November 18-22 we looked at recent single acquisitions. Β  This review didn’t make the series as intended, but it’s still pretty rare with cool exclusives!

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles
Wednesday: Β Aerosmith “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single
Thursday: Β David Lee Roth – “Stand Up” 12″ promo remix single
Friday: Β Alice Cooper – For Britain Only EP

TESLA – “Edison’s Medicine” (1991 Geffen CD single)

It wasn’t that long ago that we had a look at Tesla’s damn good Psychotic Supper CD. Β We also reviewed the CD single for “Call It What You Want” and its non-album B-sides. Β I recently acquired the first single from Psychotic Supper, “Edison’s Medicine”. Β This one has two album tracks and two non-album covers. Β What makes this single a little more special than “Call It What You Want” is that these two B-sides have never been re-released on anything else, to my knowledge.

The A-side itself is one of the best tunes Tesla’s recorded to date. Β In my own review for the album, I stated that Tesla were “taking their love of Nikola Tesla to the Nth degree…What an incredible song. I still remember seeing the music video, and being blown away by the solos. Not only are there guitar solos, but Frank Hannon torments the theremin, before he slips on a bass and plays a bass solo too!”

“Had Enough”, the other album track on this single is equally heavy to “Edison’s Medicine”. Β It’s not as riveting melodically, but it burns rubber pretty hot. Β I’m quite fond of the song myself, even though in the grand scheme of things it wouldn’t make my own Tesla road CD. Β It’s just bubbling under, but it does cook!

Covers are always a tricky thing. Β You have to pick the right song, and you have to pull it off. Β Tesla chose the Montrose classic “Rock the Nation”. Β They definitely picked an appropriate song, as it fits in with the overall Tesla sound. Β They did a solid, workmanlike version of “Rock the Nation”, but it lacks the piercing, instantaneous charisma of the original. Β The drums are a tad too thuddy for my tastes, and as good a singer as Jeff Keith is, Sammy Hagar owns this one. Β Still, there’s nothing really wrong with it, it’s just not as special as it could have been. Β It sounds like it was knocked off as a quick B-side to record, and I’m sure that was the case.

I won’t act all cool as if I knew who Jo Jo Gunne are. Β I have never heard of Jo Jo Gunne. Β Apparently they were ex-members of Spirit, which also spawned Randy California. Β “Run Run Run” was a hit for them in 1972. Β I gave the original song a listen, and I can say that Tesla’s version is pretty authentic if a little bit harder. Β Who doesn’t love some great “Oooh, oooh, oooh” vocals? Β I sure do. Β That, and the catchy dual guitar melody (straight out of the Lizzy cookbook) make this one a keeper.

I paid Β£2.00 for this on Discogs. I consider that a good buy.

4/5 stars

Part 248: Hagar Bashing

SAMMY HAGAR

RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 248: Β Hagar Bashing

There’s been some Van Hagar bashing recently here at mikeladano.com. Β First there was this, and then this…some strong language here and there as well. Β Seems that “Hagar Bashing” has been a hobby for me for a long time. Β Witness this nearly decade old record store journal entry that I found.

Date: 2004/08/26 10:03

Someone should pass a law preventing Sammy Hagar from singing any old classic DLR tunes.Β “I got my ass against the record machine”???Β Β Fuck you Sammy, go drink your tequila.

I kind of like that, I wish I’d worked that into my Best of Both Worlds review. Β “Fuck you Sammy, go drink your tequila!” Β I’m sure that would be considered a very professional review! Β Speaking of which, apparently I wasn’t too impressed with a review that I read in Bass Guitar magazine, judging by the journal entry below.

Date: 2004/08/25 00:25

I hate reading an article in a magazine, and realizing I could have done a better job than the guy who gets paid all that cash for being in a big glossy.Β  I am reading a bass magazine, and there’s an article on Van Halen.Β  They’re talking about how consistent Michael Anthony’s sound and style has been, and continues to be on the three new songs.

Well, if the writer had bothered doing any checking, he would have seen that Anthony doesn’t play bass on the three new songs.Β  He in fact has nothing to do with the new album whatsoever.Β  I would have known that, not made a mistake in the article, and in addition asked Anthony about it in the interview! Β I could have done a better job than this pro…and I wouldn’t even ask for a dime!

And I still haven’t made a dime! Β Goal achieved.

Legend has it that Sammy Hagar liked this song even though Thelonious Monster meant it to be insulting.

More VAN HALEN at mikeladano.com:

A Different Kind of Truth (2012) – The Best of Both Worlds (2005 2 CD set) – Record Store Tales Part 186: The Van Halen TinVan Halen III (limited edition tin) – “Can’t Stop Loving You” (1995 single tin) – “Right Now” (1992 cassette single) – “Best of Both Worlds” picture sleeve 7″ single

REVIEW: Alice Cooper – For Britain Only (EP)

It’s the end of THE WEEK OF SINGLES! Β Each day this week we saw reviews and images of a recent CD or vinyl single acquisition. Β Thanks for hanging out and reading along! Β 

Monday: Β Van Halen – “Best of Both Worlds” 7″ single
Tuesday: Β Deep Purple – “Above and Beyond” CD and 7″ singles
Wednesday: Β Aerosmith “Dude (Looks Like A Lady)” 12″ single
Thursday: Β David Lee Roth – “Stand Up” 12″ promo remix single

ALICE COOPER – For Britain Only (1982 Warner UK EP)

Long ago, when I first acquired the uber-cool The Life and Death of Alice Cooper box set, I discovered the Alice Cooper song “For Britain Only”. Β According to the liner notes, this was from a 1982 EP produced (you guessed it) for Britain only. Β I think it’s cool when an artist records a song for a specific region such as this. Β W.A.S.P. did something similar with a song called “Tokyo is Burning” from a Japanese release.

I need to preface my review by saying that I do not own the Special Forces album. Β Subsequently I don’t know a lot about this period of Alice Cooper. Β It’s one of the few albums I’m still missing. Β (The “need” list: Β Easy Action, Special Forces, Zipper Catches Skin, Constrictor, and a few live CDs.) Β I know some people hold Special Forces as a hidden gem. Β This EP was released after Special Forces, Β and contains three live tracks from that tour. TheseΒ were recorded in Glasgow on February 19, 1982.

The live tracks are pretty good. Β “Who Do We Think We Are” has a long, atmospheric intro. Β Alice’s delivery is very current for the time, and the song has one foot in New Wave. Β Even Alice’s look on the sleeve is a little more punky. Β Note the Samurai hair, which would return around the time of Brutal Planet and Dragontown. Β This merges seamlessly into “Model Citizen” from Flush the Fashion. Β It’s not one of my favourite tracks, as I find the chorus a little annoying. Β I like it much better in this live guise. Β The final live track is an oldie, “Under My Wheels”. Β It’s a little faster than the original, but pretty cool. Β Alice is in good voice, and the band is tight, as Cooper’s backing bands always are. Β The players are not credited, but they would have been Mike Pinera and John Nitzinger (guitars), Erik Scott (bass), Duane Hitchings (keyboards) and Jan Uvena (drums).

Although the title track, “For Britain Only” has never been one of Alice’s most notable, it’s grown on me a lot through the years. Β It kind of reminds me of Killers-era Kiss. Β It has a similar sound and direction to the new songs Kiss did for that album. Β I like that there’s a basic stripped-back hard rock sound to “For Britain Only”. Β It has a basic riff and hooks, it’s catchy, and it’s rock and roll. Β For Alice Cooper fans in 1982, that was probably enough. Β  It rocks hard enough, and it sounds great to my ears.

And that’s the EP. I paid Β£6.00 for my copy, perhaps a bit steep for 14 minutes of music (only 11 minutes that I didn’t have before) but I’m still satisfied.

4/5 stars

More ALICE COOPER at mikeladano.com:

Old School (1964-1974) (4 CD/DVD/LP/7β€³ single & book box set) – Lace and Whiskey“Keepin’ Halloween Alive” (single) – Alice Does Alice (EP) – Welcome 2 My Nightmare (all editions and bonus tracks) – “I’ll Bite Your Face Off” (7″ single) – VIDEO: Record Store Tales Part 139 – Billion Dollar BabyΒ by Bob Greene

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