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RE-REVIEW: KISS – Wicked Lester & Eddie Kramer demos (1972 & 1973)

The KISS RE-REVIEW SERIES Part 1: Β 

For once, it did not all start with a kiss-logo.

scan_20170220-4Wicked Lester (1972 unreleased album) & the Eddie Kramer demos (1973) (CD bootleg “promo” with “Epic” logo)

Stanley Eisen and Chaim Witz were two young New York musicians who didn’t particularly care for one another. Β They met viaΒ guitarist Stephen Coronel, a mutual friend and bandmate of Witz. Β Chaim, who came to the United StatesΒ from Israel at the age of eight, changed his name to Gene Klein. Β Stephen Coronel told Gene that young Stanley wrote songs too. Β Unimpressed, Gene commanded, “Oh yeah? Β Play one.” Β Stanley played a prototype called “Sunday Driver”, but the encounter left a foul taste in his mouth.

Coronel eventually succeeded in bringing his two friends together, when Stanley Eisen joined their band Rainbow. Β In was 1971, and Ritchie Blackmore had yet to form the most famous Rainbow of them all, but even so they needed a more unique name. Β They already knew of one other band using the name Rainbow. Β Both Paul and GeneΒ had their sights set on bigger things than just New York City. Β They wanted something original, and settled upon Wicked Lester. Β They’d also drop their “ethnic sounding” real names in favour of the handles “Paul Stanley” and “Gene Simmons”. Β They collected together some material they’d written and focused on their originals. Β The lineup consisted of Stanley and Coronel on guitars, Simmons on bass, Brooke Ostrander (RIP, FYC) on piano and horns, and Tony Zarella on drums.

Wicked Lester performed only two gigs before an opportunity was offeredΒ by Ron Johnsen, a resident sound engineer at Electric Lady studios. Β He saw something in the band, and put up the funds for some demo recordings. Β Eventually, Epic had their curiosity piqued enough to buy the demos and agree to do make an album. Β They had only one condition: Β Get rid of Stephen Coronel. Β Thus, the man that brought Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley together was fired from the band he shared with them.

Coronel was replaced by a player named Ron Leejack, and recording of the album commenced. Β The majority of tracks were Simmons/Stanley (and sometimes Coronel) originals, with a handful of covers. Β To cut a long story short, upon completion, Epic shelved the album and deemed it not good enough to release.

They were right to do so.

Only three tracks have ever been released officially, on the 2001 Kiss Box Set: Β “Keep Me Waiting”, “She”, and “Love Her All I Can”. Β The rest are only available on very poor sounding bootleg discs. Β Even without the full fidelity of a proper release, one can tell from the available bootlegs that the album Wicked Lester was best left in the shadows. Β When Kiss seemed to emerge fully-formed in 1974, nobody had witnessed their growing pains.

The running order of various bootlegs differ. Β The red-packaged “Epic promo CD” (surely not) begins with the familiar “Love Her All I Can”, best known as one of Kiss’ early classics from 1975’s Dressed To Kill. Β The unfocused Wicked Lester originalΒ sounds like a hippie commune on speed. Simmons today describes their sound as “like a cross between Three Dog Night and the Doobie Brothers.” Β Throw in a healthy dose of acid. Β Who knows where that came from, Simmons being so proudly anti-drug.

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An obscure cover “Sweet Ophelia” (Barry Mann/Gerry Goffin) really demonstrates how far out in left field everybody was. Β It’s mildly disconcerting how well Paul Stanley fits the hippie vibe, far removed from his future Starchild persona. Β A Stanley original “Keep Me Waiting” bears little resemblance to the style his is known for. Β Though one could imagine the guitar solo section as part of a Kiss song, “Keep Me Waiting” is a delirious concoction of congas and horns. Β Simmons’ “Simple Type” is more straightforward. Β No annoying extra accoutrements. Β No hooks either, or any balls, but it’s one of the earliest examples of Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley sharing lead vocals on a song. Β Even at this early stage, it was clear that Paul Stanley possessed a mighty throat.

“Simple Type” merges with the flutes and tambourines of “She”. Β Flutes and tambourines, on “She”?! Β Yes, this future Kiss grinder is set to the sultry sounds of more hippie instrumentation, to go with the organ and shakers. Β As the song fades out, you can just hear the potential it had. Β This potential is nowhere to be found on “Too Many Mondays” (Barry Mann/Cynthia Weil), light and flaky. Β “What Happens in the Darkness”Β (Tamy Lester Smith) is all but indescribable. Β Deep Purple Mk I gone terribly wrong, Β but with Paul Stanley leading the choir instead of Rod Evans going it alone. Β Tougher and better is “When the Bell Rings” (Austin Roberts/Christopher Welch) which again features Paul and Gene singing together. Β This time, Gene utilizes his early high rasp, also heard on Kiss tracks like “Goin’ Blind” and “Let Me Go, Rock and Roll”. Β Sounding a bit more like our beloved demon, “When the Bell Rings” is actually listenable. Β Paul Stanley’s dainty “Molly” brings the flutes back into the picture, and the sooner it’s over the better. Β A cover of The Hollies’ “(We Want To) Shout it Out Loud” is not bad. Β And it lent its title to something much better later on.

The “Epic promo” CD has terrible tape bleed-through. Β It’s clearly a copy of a copy, generations down. Β The cheap paper cover belies its actual bootleg manufacture. Β It’s also missing a song called “Long, Long Road”, a soft countryΒ track that was recorded but perhaps cut from the intended album. That’s right — soft country.

Epic passed on the Wicked Lester album, which was mixed and even had cover art selected. Β The boy was their mascot, “Wicked Lester”. Β The cover art was originally intended for another band called Laughing Dogs. Β Now that the album was shelved (and since Simmons and Stanley were the clear leaders of the group) the fates of the others were pre-determined. Β Paul and GeneΒ began looking for new members, and experimenting with makeup. Β They wanted a strong, singular image, not five guys who looked like the line at the local soup kitchen. Β They also wanted a focused direction, and that was to be hard rock a-la The Who, Cream and Led Zeppelin.

An experienced drummer (his band Lips had an album) named Peter Criscoula was first to heed the call. Β The new Wicked Lester was a power trio consisting of Peter, Gene and Paul, who rehearsed in a loft located atΒ 10 East 23rd StreetΒ in Manhattan. Β The sound was incomplete: Β a lead guitarist was needed. Β Auditions were held at the same loft. Β Legend has it that Bob Kulick (who features into the story much later) was about to get the gig, when they were rudely interrupted. Β A spaced out guy with one red and one orange sneaker had plugged in and started wailing away. Β Paul Frehley snatched the gig at the last minute, and Kiss was born.

The loft where Kiss was born. Β Β 10 East 23rd Street, photos by Mike Lukas.

The new focus became apparent when the re-named band entered Electric Lady one more time, in March of 1973, with legendary producer Eddie Kramer. Β The band cut five new originals: Β “Deuce” (Simmons), “Strutter” (Stanley/Simmons), “Cold Gin” (Frehley), “Watching You” (Simmons), “Black Diamond” (Stanley). Β Each of these songs later made it onto Kiss albums in 1974. Β They had the goods.

The Kramer demos sound better on this CD than the Wicked Lester tracks. Β A different, younger tape generation would be the probable source. Β Only two of these demos (“Strutter” and “Deuce”) have been released officially, on the Kiss Box Set. Β These ferocious tracks are almost completely faithful to the final album arrangements. Β A few extended solos here, and some longer bits there. Β Tracks such as “Deuce” are faster than they were later recorded, and more akin to what Kiss sounded like live. Β Playing to their strengths, keeping things simple, and with Eddie goddamn Kramer at the boards, the band laid down one hell of a demo. Β This is something that bands today would release officially as their first EP, to build buzz for an album. Β That wasn’t the strategy in 1973, so the band instead stuck to a regular regimen of songwriting, rehearsals and unforgettable club gigs.

Nine months after their debut gig as Kiss at the Coventry, they signed with Neil Bogart’s Casablanca Records. Β They had built up a repertoire of roughly 18 originals, including some holdovers from the shelvedΒ Wicked Lester: “She”, “Simple Type”, “Keep Me Waiting”, and “Love Her All I Can”. Β These four songs were whittled out again in the process of coming up with the tracksΒ to record for their first LP.

The Eddie Kramer demos and Wicked Lester album alike are important historical documents. Β They are pieces of the puzzle coming together, and by the time they got with Kramer, the outline was in place. Β The only way to go was up.

Today’s rating:

Wicked Lester 1/5 stars
Eddie Kramer demos – 3.25/5 stars

 

Original mikeladano.com Wicked Lester review: Β 2012/08/14

 

#551: “You’re Wrong on Unmasked” (Intro to the KISS RE-Review series!)

GETTING MORE TALE #551: “You’re Wrong on Unmasked
(Introduction to the kiss-logoΒ Re-Review series)

When mikeladano.com launched five years ago on March 9 of 2012, one of the earliestΒ projects on hand was posting a complete series of Kiss reviews.Β  This included every compilation I’d ever listened to, every studio album, every official live album, every B-side.Β  As comprehensive as it was intended to be, it was not 100% original.Β  Most of it was recycled from old reviews I wrote longΒ ago and posted elsewhere.Β  Posting the old Kiss reviews was a good way to kick-start the site with loads of content right off the bat.

There was, however, a certain sense of dissatisfaction, as there often is with any old writing that is repurposed for something else.

Several months after the series was completed, I received a text from a girl I knew named Lee.Β  Out of the blue, she sentΒ me this Kiss-related note:

“You’re wrong on Unmasked”.

β€œPardon?” I texted back.Β  We’d never talked about Kiss even once.Β  She’d didn’tΒ read my stuff.Β  I didn’t get it.

β€œYou’re wrong on Unmasked.” Β Then a followup: “Eric told me to text that to you,” she added. Β “I’m not sure what it means.”

Ah, that made sense.Β  Lee played darts with Uncle β€œEric” Meat, legendary Kiss fan and one of the Jedi masters who instructed me in the ways of the Rock. Β  Apparently, Uncle Meat felt I was too harsh on the second of Kiss’ two disco albums.Β  He urged me to one day revisit it. Β Having moved on to other series since (including Iron Maiden, Van Halen, Aerosmith, and King’s X) I wasn’t too interested at the time of going back and doing any Kiss over again.

Still…I’ve improved as a writer since Kiss. Β Some of those reviews are over a decade old. Β Plus, the other series (particularly Van Halen) were so much, much better than Kiss. Β That text message planted the idea in my head of one day re-doing all of my Kiss reviews fresh, from scratch, the way they should have been done.

So that’s what we’ll be doing:Β  Bigger, better, fresher.Β  The old reviews are fine, but feelings change, even in as short a period as five years.Β  Sometimes you might feel different about an album from day to day, even for an album you’ve owned for 30 years! Β It will be interesting to compare. Β The new reviews will be bigger and beefier,Β with more info and more photos. Β Plus,Β Uncle Meat will even be joining me on some albums to add his own ratings and comments! Β Β  Just as a remastered CD forces you to buy the album again, my β€œremastered” reviews will hopefully force you to read about KissΒ one more time. Β There will even be a review of a rare officially released Kiss song that I was unaware of when I did the first series! Β (It was on a tribute album, recently acquired and also featuring other luminaries such as Alice Cooper and Def Leppard.)

For these reasons, and in the effort of creating a truly high-quality series of reviews deserving ofΒ the Hottest Band in the Land, we will be taking one last in-depth look at the official Kiss catalogue. Β One more time! Β (It won’t be necessary to re-do budget compilations like 20th Century Masters, but everything significant from Wicked Lester to Sonic Boom will be given a second look. Β Reviews from Monster onwards were fresh from the start, so we won’t need to look at those a second time either. Β Besides, we have already posted reviews for three separate editions of Monster!) Β There may even be room for some additional reviews outside the traditional discography.

2017 promises to be the year of Β kiss-logoΒ at mikeladano.com.Β  Get ready to shout it out loud!

OriginalΒ KISS reviews are below:

KISS – 20th Century Masters – Β The DVD Collection (2004)
KISS – 40 (2014 Japanese with bonus track)
KISS – 40 (β€œBest of Kiss 40” 2015 Universal Japan)
KISS – Alive! 1975–2000 (2006, 4 discs, Best Buy bonus CD, iTunes bonus track)
KISS – Alive! (1975)
KISS – Alive II (1978)
KISS – Alive III (1993)
KISS – Alive IV: Kiss Symphony (2-disc edition, 2003)
KISS – Alive 35: Live at Credit Union Centre, Saskatoon SK, Nov 10 2009 (Concert Online)
KISS – Animalize Live Uncensored (VHS, 1985)
KISS – Animalize (1984)
KISS – Asylum (1985)
KISS – The Best Of Kiss (Green Series) (2008), Playlist Your Way (2008), Legends of Rock (2009), Superstar Series (2009)
KISS – Best Of Solo Albums (German import, 1979)
KISS – The Box Set (Deluxe mini guitar case edition, 2001)
KISS – Carnival of Souls (The Final Sessions) (1997)
KISS – Crazy Nights (1987)
KISS – Creatures of the Night (1982, 1985, 1997)
KISS – Deadly Demos (1995 bootleg CD)
KISS – Destroyer (1976)
KISS – Destroyer (Resurrected) (2012, originally released 1976)
KISS – Destroyer (Resurrected) (2012 Universal, replacement CD)
KISS – “Don’t Touch My Ascot” (2015)
KISS – Double Platinum (1978)
KISS – Double Platinum (1978, 1997 foil embossed reissue)
KISS – Dressed To Kill (1975)
KISS – Dynasty (1979, 1997 Japanese import)
KISS – Exposed (VHS 1987, DVD 2002)
KISS – β€œGod Gave Rock β€˜N’ Roll To You II” (1991 CD single)
KISS – Gold (2005, Universal)
KISS – Greatest Hits (1997, Europe only)
KISS – Greatest Kiss (1997 European, Japanese, North American versions)
KISS – Greatest Live Hits (2015 Concert Live limited edition)
KISS – β€œHell or Hallelujah” (2012 single)
KISS – Hot In the Shade (1989)
KISS – Hotter Than Hell (1974)
KISS – Icon and Icon 2 (2010)
KISS – Ikons (2008, Universal)
KISS – Jigoku-Retsuden (2008) (aka Kiss Klassics)
KISS – Killers (1981)
KISS – Kiss (1974)
KISS – Kiss Rocks Vegas (3 CD/1 Blu-ray Japanese import, 2016)
KISS – Kissin’ Time in San Fransisco (1974 or 1975 bootleg)
KISS – Lick It Up (1983)
KISS – Love Gun (1977)
KISS – Love Gun (2014 Deluxe edition)
KISS – Monster (2012 CD, iTunes editions) Reviews by LeBrain and Tommy Morais
KISS – Monster (Japan Tour Edition bonus CD)
KISS – MTV Unplugged (1996)
KISS – Music From The Elder (1981, 1997 remaster)
KISS – The Originals & The Originals II (1976 & 1978)
KISS – Psycho Circus (1998)
KISS – β€œPsycho Circus” (CD/VHS single, 1998)
KISS – Revenge (1992)
KISS – The Ritz On Fire (2013 Gold Fish, recorded 1988)
KISS – Rock and Roll Over (1976)
KISS vs MOMOIRO CLOVER Z – β€œSamurai Son” / β€œYume no Ukiyo ni Saitemina” (2015 CD singles)
KISS – Smashes, Thrashes & Hits (1988)
KISS – Sonic Boom (2009 Walmart exclusive version)
KISS – Unholy Kisses (1992 bootleg)
KISS – Unmasked (1980)
KISS – The Very Best Of (Universal, 2002)
KISS – Wicked Lester / Eddie Kramer Demos (1972 – 1973, CD bootleg)
KISS – You Wanted the Best, You Got the Best!! (1996, Japanese import, bonus track)
KISS SOLO – Peter Criss (1978)
KISS SOLO – Ace Frehley (1978)
KISS SOLO – Gene Simmons (1978)
KISS SOLO – Paul Stanley (1978)
A KISS Tribute for Cancer Care: A World With Heroes – A 40th Anniversary Celebration (2013)
A KISS Tribute for Cancer Care: A World With Heroes EP (2014)
KISS My Ass: Classic Kiss Regrooved (Official tribute album, 1994)

 

 

 

Sunday Chuckle: Protect your nuts

I bought this shirt in Kincardine Ontario, with Jen when we were first going out. Β The girl at the checkout counter looked at it and muttered, “Protect your nuts?”

I didn’t know how to respond, so I simply said “Yeah…because it’s always good…to protect your nuts…”

It still fits, more or less.

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REVIEW: Faith No More – “Cone of Shame” (2016 RSD single)

scan_20170303-3FAITH NO MORE – “Cone of Shame” (2016 Reclamation Recordings 7″ single for Record Store Day, gold vinyl)

All hail the mighty JHUBNER, decorated hard-core hunter…of records. Β Raise your Romulan ale (or what have you)! Β Somewhere somehow, the subject of limited edition Faith No More singles for Record Store Day came up. Β Mr. Hubner kindly took note that he had seen some at his local establishment. Β With great care and expense, he packed it well, armored in a shell of cardboard that could withstand any wayward bombardments. Β Thusly, I have acquired “Cone of Shame” on limited edition clear gold vinyl. Β Had I thought this through, I would have asked for green, to compliment this burningΒ green alcoholic beverage that Scotty below isΒ hoisting to Mr. Hubner.

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This is a gorgeous 45. Β The cover art is quite funny: a pug (with eyes blacked out for anonymity) wearing a doggie “cone of shame”. Β Would have been better with a miniature schnauzer, but pugs are fine. Β  The vintage style label is starkly awesome in black & white. Β The pristine yellow disc is a piece of beauty indeed, clean and clear and rich with awesome music carved into its grooves.

The A-side is the standard album version of “Cone of Shame” from Sol Invictus. Β This is a song I have strongly warmed up to in the last year. Β I didn’t care for it at first, but I have since fallen for its weirdness and Patton’s vocal heroics. Β Flip over to the B-side and you will find J.G. Thirwell’s “Calcitron Mix” of “Motherfucker”. Β I love what he did with it. Β Most of Patton’s voice has been wiped leaving only Roddy Bottum’s hypnotic verses. Β The word “motherfucker” is chopped and looped to become the main hook. Β There is very little of the original song left. Β Essentially a new song has been created with Roddy’s “get the motherfucker on the phone, on the phone” hook, chopped up and given the Max Headroom treatment. Β The techno backing feels like a bunch of idiots at a rave, but that’s not my thing. Β I’m easily amused so the rearrangement and repetition of the word “motherfucker” keeps me entertained.

Remixes are what they are. Β You either like them or you don’t. Β I usually lean towards the opinion that an original is better than a remix, 99% of the time. Β There are the odd exceptions. Β I think you need to use a different measuring stick when talking about remixes. Β Instead of “did it make the song better”, perhaps the question should be “did it make the song different?” Β In this case “Motherfucker” has been reimagined as something new, and that’s pretty cool.

3.5/5 stars

REVIEW: Harem Scarem – Big Bang Theory (1998)

scan_20170218HAREM SCAREM – Big Bang Theory (1998 Warner)

Never give up, never surrender! Β That should be Harem Scarem’s motto.

AsΒ big-time success continued to elude them despite some great albums and singles, they evolved for the times. Β 1998’s Big Bang Theory is the first major step in a more commercial direction. Β This meant incorporating popular pop-punk sounds: Β short, fast simple melodic songsΒ with minimal soloing. Β “Turn Around” is a perfect example of this new direction. Β There is a guitar solo, albeit brief. Β These qualities don’t have to be a bad thing if they’re done right, and Harem Scarem did them exceptionally well.

“Wasted Time” sounds more like Karma Cleansing material from the last album, which is nice as an anchor. Β “So Blind” combines the two worlds. Β It has the speedy pop-punk vibe but with a traditional soundingΒ Harem Scarem song. Β “So Blind” is the first slam dunk of the CD, its irresistible verses nailing it straight to your head. Β Peter Lesperance’s solo is short and to the point, yet still tasty. Β Time for a ballad? Β Check out “Without You”, a terrific and sweet little number with irresistible “bop bop bop bop” backup harmonies.

The second bonafide home run on Big Bang Theory is “Climb the Gate”. It’s in the same mold as the single “Die Off Hard” from the prior album, but brand new. The stuttery hook in the riff slays it. “Climb the Gate” is an essential song for any Harem Scarem collection. It is one of their catalog gems. It doesn’t get much better than “Climb the Gate” for these guys. If you don’t like this tune, you won’t like this album.

There’s a natural break for a side change here. Β “What I Do” brings the focus back to the added 90s-isms. Β Programmed percussion sounded modern at the time, mixed in with the real drums. Β Decent song, but the next one up “Sometimes I Wish” is notable as being the lead vocal debut of bassist Barry Donaghy. Β Its pop-punk chorus keeps it in synch with the album, and if you didn’t know it was someone else singing, you might never have noticed.

“New Religion” is the final power play goal of the album. Β Another powerful little riff backs up one of Harry Hess’ strongest choruses. Β He’s going to start his own religion, demi-gods, there’ll be none. Β This unforgettable number ranks among their catchiest, but Pete Lesperance’s speedy picking gives it an aggression you don’t get otherwise. Β But wait! Β “Lying” keeps the speedometer in the red, with another power-pop killer. Β Like the direction or not, at least Harem Scarem did it well. Β It’s also notable that Big Bang Theory has only one ballad, which is the closer “In My State of Mind”. Β  This gentle track is just Harry Hess and a piano. Β Ending an album with a ballad is a gamble, but not when you have the goods.

Big Bang Theory maintained the Harem Scarem momentum. Β It delivered three standout must-haves and an album’s worth of good material. Β It began to move Harem Scarem into a direction that some fans didn’t quite get. Β More changes were ahead, some more drastic. Β Big Bang Theory is a grey area between the future and the past, but important to the journey.

4/5 stars

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REVIEW: Harem Scarem – Live in Japan (1996)

scan_20170221HAREM SCAREM – Live in Japan (1996 WEA)

Three albums seems to be the industry standard before you can release a live one. Β Harem Scarem followed suit and issued Live in Japan right after their third LP, Voice of Reason. Β It was their first with new bassist Barry Donaghy, replacing Mike Gionet.

Live in Japan is a safe, fairly compact selection of tunes from the first three. Β It could use less Voice of Reason, an album which never boasted the killer tunage from the first two. Β In fact if one edited out “Blue”, “Candle”, “Breathing Sand”, and “Paint Thins”, you could make a pretty tight set. Β Leave in “Warming a Frozen Rose” though; it was always the best of the Voice of Reason tracks. Β You can also leave in the title track as it’s pretty heavy. Β Most of the real firepower comes from Mood Swings. Β The opening salvo of “Change Comes Around” and “Saviours Never Cry” are a rousing start to the proceedings.

Live, Harem Scarem were tight. Β Their harmonies are handled easily by the four guys, all capable singers. Β Harry Hess’ roar is not lessened by the road nor jet lag. Β He’s as powerful here as he is on record. Β This is necessary for amped rockers like “Had Enough” and “Empty Promises” from Mood Swings, both very strong. Β There is only one song from the 1991 debut albumΒ Harem Scarem. Representing Harem’s early pop rock roots is “Slowly Slipping Away”; call it a power ballad or just call it a song. Β It feels like it has too much guitar to be a ballad, so call it what you want: it’s great. Β You can clearly hear Barry Donaghy’s contributions on backing vocals, an essential part of the song’s hookiness. Β The live set closes on “No Justice”, the best known track from Mood Swings and an obvious crowd favourite. Β The vocals are just outstanding from the whole band.

There are two bonus studio tracks on this album, a nice little unexpected treat. Β The first, “Pardon My Zinger” is a peppy instrumental the likes of which you expect from guys like Joe Satriani. Β Not so much for guitar trickery, just in terms of composition and hooks. Β The last track is a new ballad called “More Than You’ll Ever Know”. Β It has since been reissued on Japanese compilations such as Ballads and B-Side Collection, but this live album is the easiest place to get a copy. Β As far as ballads go, this one’s not bad.

For fans who didn’t get into Voice of Reason the way they did the first two, Live in Japan offers a bumpy ride. Β  There is little question that the recorded performance is freaking amazing. Β It just comes down to the songs and personal taste.

3/5 stars

REVIEW: Harem Scarem – Live and Acoustic (1994 EP)

Part 1 of a Harem Scarem triple play!

live-and-acousticHAREM SCAREM – Live and Acoustic (1994 Warner EP, autographed cover pictured above)

Nothing wrong with releasing an EP in between albums, right? Β Certainly not. Β In Harem Scarem’s case, they collected some rare stuff and released it as an EP to tide fans over until album #3. Β A strong album like Mood SwingsΒ deserved a little follow-up, to present some of its material live. Β Recorded in Toronto, “No Justice”, “Hard to Love” and the instrumental “Mandy” kick it hard. Β Here is the proof that Harem Scarem could pull of their thick harmonies live. Β Having four singers in the band didn’t hurt, and Pete Lesperance’s guitar flourishes add the necessary pyrotechnics. Β His solo spot on “Mandy” is a nice moment to spotlight a very under appreciated player. Β Accompanied by drummer Darren Smith, “Mandy” is transformed live into something a little bigger. Β “Hard to Love” is beefier than the version from the band’s first album, thanks in no small part to Smith’s ample backup singing.

The three live tracks and the included single edit of the ballad “If There Was a Time” are all taken from the CD single for that song. Β “If There Was a Time” is one of the band’s most complex ballads, so an edit probably made it a bit more digestible to the masses. Β For added value, two acoustic versions and one more single edit “Something to Say” from the first album) are also included. Β The single for “If There Was a Time” is much rarer, so it was nice of Warner to release these things on something with better distribution, according to the back cover, this seems to have been done in collaboration with Warner Music Japan, which would explain why the it looks like a Japanese import from the side.

The acoustic tracks are fantastic: Β “Jealousy” always seemed like it would be great in the fully-acoustic format. Β It’s a great little acoustic jam, with Harry Hess showing off his impressive pipes much more so than the album version. Β The other acoustic version is “Honestly”, which is cool, because that hit ballad was original arranged for piano and keyboards. Β This version is done for acoustic guitars, which makes it less lush but more (pardon the pun) honest.

Looking back to 1994, it was reassuring to see new Harem Scarem product on the shelves at a time when there was no certainty for bands of their ilk. Β Live and Acoustic was no exploit EP, as was unfortunately common. Β It presented a smattering of rarities collected together in one easy package. Β The single edits are not crucial, but it’s a seven song EP so it’s easy to look at these as just an added bonus.

4/5 stars

#550: The Toy

GETTING MORE TALEΒ #550: The Toy

The worst thing about running a “family oriented” used CD store was kids. Β Not every kid mind you…just the ones that weren’t attended to by their parents. Β Toddlers, seven year olds…whatever. They were hell to deal with, because nine times out of ten, the parents would rather scour our shelves looking for John MellencampΒ discs than make sure their kids weren’t destroying the store. T-Rev used to say “People should need a license to have kids,” after witnessing the destruction they can unleash when parents don’t give a shit.

So, some typical store activities for kiddies:

  • Taking discs off the shelves and putting them elsewhere.
  • Running behind the counter and grabbing discs there. Β This was especially troublesome. Β Discs were in numbered slots. Β If Junior takesΒ the disc out and throws it somewhere,Β you have to look it up in inventory to see what slot it was supposed to be in. Β How do you do that with a CD that has no title or artist printed on it? Β Happened more frequently than you think. Β I called those discs “lost soldiers”.
  • Just running behind the counter because why not.
  • Screaming.
  • Throwing things.
  • Spilling food or drinks.
  • Trying to attach themselves to my legs.

Talking to the parents was useless. They’d usually yell something like, β€œStop that!” before turning their backs to look for some Tim McGraw discs.

So we came up with a plan to deal with it. A little toy for the kids to quietly play with in the corner! A little hobby center for the toddlers. A few kids did play quietly with it, while others just fought over it. Battles, screaming, with parents deeply immersed in the Bargain BinΒ looking for MuchDance ’98.

Within two weeks, the toy had developed a gross, slimy coating that you couldn’t clean off. It was disgusting; it looked like kids had been licking it (they probably were). And wouldn’t you know it? The lovely childrenΒ that used to throw things around the store found something new to throw: the toy and its parts! It could and did end up anywhere in the store. Including begind the counter. Β We boughtΒ that toy so kids would be occupied and leave us alone. The damned thing was way more work than it was worth.

What a disaster. I hated that fucking thing.

REVIEW: Stephen Pearcy – Smash (2017 with bonus track)

NEW RELEASE


scan_20170226-2STEPHEN PEARCY – Smash (2017 King records, Japanese bonus track)

Everybody needs a little Ratt N’ Roll in their lives. Β How much is up to you. Β It’s like salt & pepper — season to taste. Β But it’s been a while since Ratt released the fine comeback Infestation (2010), and we’re getting the cravings again. Β Ratt’s lead throat Stephen Pearcy must’ve known this, because here comes his excellent solo album Smash.

You can hear Zeppelin bleeding through the intro to “I Know I’m Crazy”, and the word “Zepp-ish” comes up again and again when listening to this CD. Β Much of the time this is due to the big big performance by ex-White Lion drummer Greg D’Angelo. Β “I Know I’m Crazy” has a bit of the new and a bit of the old: Β modern drony guitars, but a punchy Pearcy chorus. Β Stephen is wise to not justΒ copy Ratt (there are enough people trying that), but to go beyond that sound and into something a little out of left field. Β Then if you’re craving those big rawk guitar riffs, “Ten Miles Wide” offers one o’ those and a brilliant chorus to boot. Β Guitarist Erik Ferentinos nails a cool George Lynch vibe on one hell of a smoking solo. Β But then it’s fully down Zeppelin alley with slippery slide guitars on the impressively authentic “Shut Down Baby”. Β “What Do Ya Think” also has that swampy Zep vibe, very Page-y.

With 13 tracks on the standard CD edition, there is plenty of rock, but an artist can always run the risk of an overly-long album. Β Not so with Smash! Β Stephen Pearcy has the goods, and a diverse batch of songs. Β None drag or overstay their welcome; the standard album runs at 47 minutes of diverse rock. Β Check out “Dead Roses” for a tune with a heavy Skid Row grind. Β “Jamie” and “I Can’t Take It” too rock hard, with roots still in 80s metal. Β Then there’s a sleazy Aero-Ratt called “Lollipop” that fits right in. Β You can count on a thick, strong sound throughout — check out the slamming and riffy “Want Too Much”. Β Bassist Matt Thorn co-produced the album with the band. Β Track after track, expectΒ meaty guitars, full sounding drums, and sassy signature Pearcy lead vocals. Β There even a power ballad: Β “Rain” is awesome, tough and would have been a massive hit in 1985. Β Closer “Summers End” is less a ballad and more music for a dark sky.

Of course you don’t have to buy the Japanese version to get Smash, but when you just can’t get enough Pearcy, the import offers an acoustic mix of “What Do Ya Think”. Β The song works very well as an acoustic jam session. Β Fans would be advised to check it out and choose which version they like best. Β However you get it, be sure to get Smash, a fine start to 2017.

4.5/5 stars

Sunday Chuckle: Aliens

My dad really likes Giorgio Tsoukalos — you know the guy? TheΒ dude with the crazy hair from Ancient Aliens who always has the same conclusion: “Could it be…aliens?”

I try to get my dad to be a little more skeptical and use his critical thinking skills when it comes to that show. After all,Β not everything is just explained by sayingΒ “aliens”. Dad argued back that “Giorgio Tsoukalos is an expert and knows what he’s talking about!” So I Googled him to see if that’s true. From Wikipedia’s sourced article:

Tsoukalos is a 1998 graduate of Ithaca College in Ithaca, New York, with a bachelor’s degree in sports information and communication. For several years he worked as a bodybuilding promoter and a volunteer in IFBB sanctioned bodybuilding contests, including Mr. Olympia. He produced and directed the annual San Francisco Pro Grand Prix in years 2001-2005.

Sorry dad! Β You lose this time.