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Part 193: Dandy Douche 3 – Scary Carrie

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RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 193: Β Dandy Douche 3 – Scary Carrie

Dandy Douche had two girlfriends simultaneously. Β The one he really liked was a long distance thing in Toronto, and he had a local one too. Β She worked at the mall at a music store there. Β Both knew of the other, and supposedly accepted the situation. Β He was really mean to the local one too, and dubbed her “Scary Carrie”, because she was clingy and did “annoying” things like make him lunch to bring to work.

Dandy moaned about Scary Carrie a lot. One afternoon at work, while he was complaining about Scary Carrie, this father came in with a little kid. Β He was a boy about 3. Β The little boy heard Dandy talking about “Scary Carrie”Β and started running around the store chanting “Scary Carrie! Β Scary Carrie!” Β Except he couldn’t say his “R’s” and it came came out as “Scawwie Cawwie! Β Scawwie Cawwie!”

It was pretty hilarious at the time.

Whether Scary Carrie was as frightening as this dinosaur remains unknown.

I mean, this dinosaur is so scary, he took the dude’s gun away and the dude took off. That’s scary.

CONCERT REVIEW: When Styles Collide (April 5 2013)

I’ve known one of these artists for 40 years, the other since she was born. Β Rob Szabo is a childhood friend, and Kathryn Ladano got all the musical talent in my family!

563656_10152710710545468_886971882_nWhen Styles Collide:

MIX Music Series Concert #2


Musicians:

April 5, 2013, the Button Factory, Kitchener Ontario

Sponsored by NUMUS Concerts

Mix 2 posterA lot of rock fans can get into more cutting edge music, things a bit more challenging. Β Many of us have ears already opened, by progressive rock giants such as Deep Purple, Dream Theater, and Frank Zappa. Β When some of the region’s best musicians from various genres gather together to improvise live with an audience, it’s gonna be interesting. Β The basic concept of When Styles Collide was to bring together players from different backgrounds, and see what happens. Β Although some songs are pre-written pieces, all of the performances contained music made up entirely on the spot at one point or another. Β Some are completely spontaneous.

Rob Szabo is a well known singer/songwriter and producer (his production helped bluesmanΒ Steve StrongmanΒ win a Juno award in 2013 for best Blues album). Β Szabo is also a hell of a guitar soloist. Β On another side of the musical spectrum is bass clarinetistΒ Kathryn Ladano. Β Even though the two have known each other for over 35 years (essentially all of Kathryn’s life since they were childhood neighbors), they’d never actually played together before. Β Also present was Kathryn’s frequent collaborator and bandmate from the Digital Prowess days, Jason White. Β The quintet was completed by Brandon Valdivia on the traps, and Brent Rowan with some smoove saxophone.

A cool spy drama from the early 60β€²s would make a great backdrop for the first performance (Rowan’s β€œBy Chance”). Β Mixing exotic rhythms with hypnotic patterns, sax and drums dominate. Β Szabo rocked back and forth to the music before breaking out into a jazz-tinged solo. Β Then it’s Ladano’s turn to lead, with some contrasting highs and lows. Β The crowd broke into spontaneous applause β€” something rarely seen at an experimental music geek event such as this, at least in my experience! (I’m told this is more common with jazz crowds.) Β They then rolled into an Ian Paice-style drum solo, before coming back to the main riff of the song.

The second piece, β€œA Side of Me” is one of Rob’s songs, led by a mournful riff, before Jason White joins him. Β This is a vocal number, with Rob Szabo’s expressive vocals. Β It sounds like it exists somewhere in early Radiohead, before they got too carried away with themselves.

Then it’s a slow jam (β€œSketch 1β€³ from Valdivia), perhaps from that same 1960β€²s spy drama. Β But this is the scene where our spy’s had too much to drink and he’s wandering around some dark alley after a heavy rain. Β This is followed by β€œRorschach” named for the classic vigilante from The Watchmen. Β It’s a more chaotic jam, perhaps reflecting the character’s on-the-edge life. Β Some seriously eerie sax and bass clarinet keep you on the edge, while the percussion is a distant thunderstorm.

Rob said β€œIncandescent” was written during a period of heavy touring. Β It’s one of Rob’s best tunes, melodic and melancholy, but with an occasional glimmer to let you know he’ll be OK. Β The band seemed to be having fun jamming behind him. Β Brent Rowan’s sax solo was appropriate and stunning on its own, but then Jason white took the lead with some fluttering piano awesome-sauce.

The band closed their first set with an improvisation, a rhythmic jam. Β It’s really cool to see and hear the music build, like waves. Β You can catch glances back and forth, the musicians communicating by eye, but most of the time they seem well ensconced in their playing. Β It’s also cool to know that the music never existed before this moment, and if it wasn’t for the recording equipment, it would also be lost forever just after that moment.

The second set began rhythmically, with a catchy instrumental jam (β€œSketch 2β€³). Β There were solos from the wind instruments, and a constant background of interesting and sometimes exotic rhythms. Β Rob Szabo laid down a guitar part that looked reallyΒ reallyΒ hard; his eyes concentrating on a music stand in front of him, his hand making giant leaps up and down the frets! Β A cool drum solo was also captivating. Β Kathryn explains:

“The two Sketches do have some basic material that we are following. Β That’s why you hear a lot of melodies repeat. It features a small amount of notes and a basic structure that tells you how often to repeat, and when to solo. That’s how we’re able to end together, because it tells us that too. Despite the structure, the two Sketches are still very free and allow us to each do our own thing a lot of the time.”

β€œGood Son” is from Rob Szabo’sΒ Sore Loser, part of a double EP. Β The band didn’t obstruct the quiet song, but instead accented it. Β I enjoyed Jason White’s complimentary piano lines.

The jazz-funk of β€œFunk” (good title) rocked, like a sweaty version of β€œPickin’ Up the Pieces”, saxophone taking center stage. Β Then, surprisingly, a spoken word piece. Β Szabo put down the guitar and exchanged it for the microphone; the words were Nietzsche. Β Jason White wrote the music, which he called β€œFierce Fighter”.

Kathryn wrote β€œI Told You So”, a tricky little number that employs some of her favourite bass clarinet tricks. Β It also seems to dance around the main rhythm to β€œSunshine of Your Love”. Β It’s pretty lyrical and out there, very cool and weird. Β The band ended with a final Szabo song, β€œPolice Report” that evolved into an extended jam. Β Rob’s echo-y guitar solo ended the show on a particularly noisy, rock n’ roll note.

4.5/5Β stars

Set 1:
1. “By Chance” by Brent Rowan
2. “A Side of Me” by Rob Szabo
3. “Sketch 1” by Brandon Valdivia
4. Improvisation by Kathryn Ladano, Brent Rowan, and Brandon Valdivia
5. “Rorschach” by Jon Maheraj (arranged by Jason White)
6. “Incandescent” by Rob Szabo
7. Group Improvisation
Set 2:
1. “Sketch 2” by Brandon Valdivia
2. “Good Son” by Rob Szabo
3. “Funk” by Brent Rowan
4. “Fierce Fighter” by Jason White
5. “I Told You So” by Kathryn Ladano
6. “Police Report” by Rob Szabo (leads into a final group improvisation)
Some photos by Martin LePage

REVIEW: Bill Ward – “Straws”, “The Dark Half Hour”

STRAWS

BILL WARD – “Straws” (mp3: October 9, 2002 Β CD:Β October 11, 2003)

A true rarity indeed, this is one that I wished I owned a physical copy of. Β Sadly I do not. Β Only 2200 were made. Β 1200 were sent out to the heads of state all over the globe, including George W. Bush. Β The other 1000 copies were sold atΒ billward.com, and are so rare now that Discogs doesn’t even have a listing for it. Β Each copy was signed and numbered with the proceeds going to your choice of five charities. Β For all the details, check out Joe Siegler’s excellent article at black-sabbath.com.

Jesus Murphy! Β George W. Bush owns a Sabbath related CD that I don’t??

I’ve had to make due with a mere mp3, also purchased directly from Bill’s site. Β The charity I chose was theΒ National Veterans Foundation. Β Now, even the mp3 is unavailable for purchase, making this a true rarity today. Β We can hope that Bill’s Beyond Aston solo album will one day be released, as over 10 years have passed since this single from it was released!

Previously on LeBrain’s Record Store Tales & Reviews, we took a look at Bill’s excellent debut, Ward One: Along the Way. Β “Straws” isΒ reminiscentΒ of that and his second solo album, When the Bough Breaks. Β Like much of his solo work, it is complex and passionate. Β Understated but powerful. Β It begins jittery but soon evolves into an anthem of sorts with some very heavy Bonham-esque drums performed by Ronnie Ciago. Β On this track, like When the Bough Breaks, Bill does not play drums. Β He is only singing on Beyond Aston. Β He did, however, write all 17 tracks slated for that album himself.

“The Dark Half Hour”Β (2005)

According to Joe Siegler’s information, Beyond Aston has been completed but shelved. Β I hope this is not a permanent situation. Β The only other track released was called “The Dark Half Hour (web mix)”. Β It was made available for free in 2005 and is still available for free. Β It too has the stomping Zeppelin drums, but is much heavier than “Straws”. Β This is Sabbath-level heaviness. Β It has some solid riffing and some amazing buzzy noisy solos on instruments I can barely identify! Β This is one heavy track, saturated with distortion. Β Since this is “not the final version” I would expect the sound to be cleaned up for CD. Β I kind of like it overdriven and noisy though.

If these two tracks are any indication, Beyond Aston is going to be an incredible album, if it is ever released.

5/5 stars for each track

BEYOND ASTON

Part 192: Mix One

MIX ONE

RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 192: Β Mix One

Blank discs are so cheap, and musical tastes so fleeting today, that I wonder if anybody but me still has the first mix CD they ever burned?

I’m hoping some of you have, and I’m hoping to hear it about from you too. Β My first disc was made in early 2001 when we got our first burner. Β It was made for a very specific purpose.

At the store, there was an informal rule that if you were closing one day and opening the next, it was “OK” to borrow a movie overnight, watch and return it. Β So if that was true for movies, why not a CD? Β Why not a dozen? Β A few nights after having the CD burner installed, I borrowed a bag full of discs and burned this compilation on a Maxell CD-R 650. Β 74 minutes! Β Up to 16x certified!

I returned the discs the next day, all albums that I wanted one or two songs from, but not the whole album. Β Many were soundtracks and tribute albums. Β I ended up buying The Strokes’ album a few weeks later, an ill-advised purchase that yielded only two or three listens. Β I don’t have that one anymore. Β But I still have my mix CD with “Last Nite”!

The Robbie Williams + Queen track is taken from the soundtrack to A Knight’s Tale. Β I shall maintain the anonymity of the store employee who had the crush on Heath Ledger and inundated us with this soundtrack. Β The same disc also yielded “I Want to Take You Higher” by Sly and the Family Stone.

Track 3 is an industrial-rock hybrid tune called “Violent New Breed”. Β I later purchased the Violent New Breed album by Shotgun Messiah. Β Industrial rock fans will know that Messiah’s original bassist/singer was Tim Tim, akaΒ Tim SkΓΆld of KMFDM, Marilyn Manson, and his eponymous band. Β I liked the title track enough to later buy the album and the prior one too. Β Both were keepers.

I’ve been a Goo Goo Dolls fan for a while so I thought I would grab their INXS cover “Don’t Change” from an Ace Ventura soundtrack. Β Their cover of “Bitch” came from the 1993Β No Alternative compilation album.

Apparently I was on a Warrior Soul kick at that time as well. Β Shame that there isn’t a great Warrior Soul compilation album that suits all my needs. Β I bought and sold their studio albums. Β As for Michael Jackson, I later decided to add a single disc compilation to my collection, offsetting my burning of “Billie Jean”.

This being a real odds n’ ends disc, it’s not a spellbinding listen today. Β It’s fun to remind myself of some oddball tracks that I liked enough to burn but not enough to buy. Β I’m also amused by the title Mix One, the first of many! Β And I was even doing cover art back then, too. Β On the cover is myself dressed up as the alien fromΒ Part 148:Β Navigate the Seas of the Sun!

2/5 stars!

NEXT TIME ON RECORD STORE TALES…

The return of the Dandy!

WTF SEARCH TERMS: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

R.I.P. George Jones, age 81.

A little while ago,Β I said that the Klassic Kwotes well had run dry; I was starting a new feature. Β This is that feature — let me know if you find it entertaining.

WTF SEARCH TERMS Part I: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

Crack = Bad

As a WordPress site, I have access to certain statistics. Β I can see how many hits I’m getting per day, for example, and how many are unique visitors. Β Some of my visitors are very, very unique.

Some of the more interesting particulars that I’m able to see are search terms. Β Search terms that people typed into Google (or Yahoo, or whatever) that led them to me. Β  Search terms that boggle the mind as to a) what they were looking for, b) how it led them to me, or c) both. Β Here’s a selection of some of the most entertaining. Β This is just the tip of the iceberg. Β If feedback is positive I’ll post more in the future.

Keep in mind two things!

1. Each of these are real search terms, typed in by real people on a search engine like Google.

2. Somehow, each of these search terms led them to ME!

Without further delay…enjoy.

exercises for the plumber butt

big breasted lebrains

my lebrian secret

domestic dog shit

doorway piss

shiting discas video

big butts in leather pants

fuck my old boots history

double penetrator

And finally, one guy who used an apt search term to find this site:

REVIEW: Deep Purple – “All the Time in the World” (2013 CD single)

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All the time

DEEP PURPLE –Β “All the Time in the World” (2013 Edel single)

I tried to order this single from theΒ Deep Purple Appreciation Society. Β  I was order #31. Β But then Edel only hooked them up with 10 copies! Β I had to order this from Amazon instead, paying $23 plus shipping. Β I’m not happy about that, but it’s Deep Purple and I am a completist with this band.

I’m really fond of “All the Time in the World”. Β It reminds me of the laid back Purple from Bananas. Β The classy keys from Don Airey seal the deal for me, but how about that Steve Morse solo? Β Fantastic! Β Thankfully, the sonic qualities of compact disc bring out all the richness of Bob Ezrin’s production, lacking in the crappy Youtube videos available. Β It might not sound like the Deep Purple of 1970, but that was a long time ago now. Β It does sound like a rock band staying classy well into their silver years. Β I don’t hear any compromise nor contrivances here. Β  This is a both a radio remix and an edit, so expect the album version to differ.

“Hell to Pay” is a more traditional Deep Purple hard rocker, but with a shout-along chorus. Β You don’t hear shout-alongs too often in Deep Purple, as strange as that may seem, so this is new territory in a sense! Β The highlights of this song are the solos by Steve and Don. Β I had to play it again to bask in its awesomeness. Β There are echos of “Highway Star” at times.

You’ll notice Ezrin gets a writing credit on each track (as does each Purple member). Β This is indicative of both the collaborative nature of Deep Purple, and Ezrin’s usual musical input.

There are two live tracks, but I unfortunately already have these! Β They are “Perfect Strangers” and “Rapture of the Deep” from the London Hard Rock Cafe in 2005. Β They were previously released (and previously reviewed) with the special edition of Rapture of the Deep. Β This is disappointing, I was hoping for unreleased live versions. Β Regardless, they’re great versions, particular “Rapture” which is perhaps better than the album version.

Now What?! is out tomorrow, April 26.

4/5 stars (for the music, not Amazon’s price)

Part 191 / REVIEW: Respighi – Pines of Rome

RECORD STORE TALES Part 191: Β Respighi

In the early 2000’s I was very interested in growing a little bit of a classical music collection. Β Classical music can be had in reasonably priced but expansive box sets, but I wanted to be a little more discerning. Β There were some things I knew I wanted to get just based on reputation, such as NiccolΓ² Paganini and Glenn Gould. Β I knew the CBC had a lot of classical programming so I used to tune into them driving home from work after the night shift.

The first time I did so was a turning point. Β I heard some music, but I didn’t have a clue what it was. Β It sounded dramatic and soundtrack-esque to me. Β I could picture a sprawling epic such as Spartacus unfolding in front of me. Β It wasn’t until I stopped at the red lights that the announcer came back on the air and told me that the piece I heard was “The Pines of Rome” composed by Ottorino Respighi. Β Respighi…Italian! Β My countryman!

I went into work the next morning, and checked the computer for anything by Respighi. Β Turns out, we had one in stock, a London Records recording of Pines of Rome. Β It was my first true classical purchase, not counting movie soundtracks. Β Working at a record store enabled me to cheaply expand into any genre of music I wished. Β I’m strongly in favour of trying new music, no matter what section of the store you find it in.

RESPIGHI FRONTOTTORINO RESPIGHI – Pines of Rome / Fountains of Rome / The Birds (1969 Decca / London)

Reviewing classical music is tough for me because it’s way out of my zone of expertise. Β All I know is what I like and what sounds good to my ears. Β This old recording, conducted by IstvΓ‘n KertΓ©sz, fit the bill for me. Β “The Pines of Rome” is such an incredible piece. Β Apparently this is considered a “symphonic poem”. Β In other words, the classical music equivalent of a concept album! Β It has majestic moments that phase into romantic interludes; scenes, basically. Β By the end, it is a triumphant anthem worthy of the most awe-inspiring movie soundtrack. Β You can easily visualize the sun rising over the tall pines; apparently that was the composer’s intention. Β It works!

“The Birds” starts as jaunty piece, perfect for a fancy dinner or event! Β What I enjoy about music like this is that it enables me to travel back in time, in my mind. Β It is easy to place yourself at the hearth of a warm fire, almost 100 years ago. Β This piece’s different sections attempt to transcribe birdsong into a musical arrangement: Β doves, hens, nightingale, and the cuckoo. Β I can’t help it, I like the cuckoo best. Β It’s whimsical.

“Fountains of Rome” is another symphonic poem, this one beginning at daybreak. Β The second movement sounds like a summoning, as creatures begin to frolick. Β The piece paints a picture, allowing the listener to really just sink in.

Great gateway album.

4.5/5 stars

Next time on Record Store Tales…

Do you still have the first mix CD you ever made?

REVIEW: AC/DC – Live at River Plate (2012 German edition with bonus tracks)

ACDC FRONT

AC/DC – Live at River Plate (2012 Sony Music Germany edition with three bonus tracks)

ACDC DOMESTIC STICKERTime moves agonizingly slow in AC/DC Land. Β Witness the nine years between Stiff Upper Lip and the band’s latest studio album Black Ice. Β Even more astonishing is the fact that Live at River Plate is AC/DC’s first live album in 20 years! Β Granted, only three studio albums came between AC/DC Live and this record. Β Still, most bands of AC/DC’s ilk tend to release live albums as if it’s an annualΒ occasion.

I’ll give AC/DC credit for something: Β value. Β Of Live at River Plate‘s 22 tracks, only 12 were on the last live album. Β Live at River Plate is a lot more Bon-heavy. Β It also draws several tracks from Black Ice itself, which is nice, but you get the feeling that these were the “let’s go take a piss” songs in concert.

“We don’t speak very good Spanish,” says Brian, “but we speak Rock and Roll pretty good! Β Let’s go!” Β Then the band tear into the golden oldie, “Hell Ain’t a Bad Place to Be”, which last time, was relegated to B-side status, on the 1992 live “Highway to Hell” single. Β Brian Johnson’s voice is noticeably more whispery. Β This is inevitable, singing this kind of music. Β Considering this, it’s astonishing to hear Brian as ferocious as ever on “Let There Be Rock”. Β How the man still has a voice after all these years is a mystery to science.

Hit after hit with new tracks mixed in, AC/DC roll ’em out: Β “Black in Black”, “Dirty Deeds”, “Thunderstruck”, “Hells Bells”, “The Jack” along with newbies like “Black Ice”. Β Meanwhile, Angus struts out hisΒ unmistakableΒ guitar glee in extended solos and trade-offs with Brian. Β The most exciting thing about AC/DC on stage remains Angus Young. Β Even without the visuals of the shorts and the stomping, Angus continues to entrance, just doing what he does and making it all sound easy.

Disc 2 is just as heavy on the hits: Β “You Shook Me All Night Long”, “Rosie”, “T.N.T.”, “Highway”, “For Those About to Rock”. Β  Β  “War Machine” from Black IceΒ gives the audience a chance to get a beer, even though it’s as menacingly good as classics like “The Razors Edge”.

One thing that hasn’t been highly publicized is that the German edition of this album includes three bonus tracks. Β These bonus tracks are real treats, of the underplayed AC/DC variety! Β All three are taken from the Live at Circus Krone DVD, which was only available with the massive AC/DC Backtracks box set. Β Sweet.

COLOURSEverybody loves “Rock ‘N’ Roll Ain’t Noise Pollution”, and it’s still as entertaining as ever, if a little less energetic. Β “If You Want Blood” is another favourite, from the Bon era. Β Bon used to sing this one at maximum lung power, but Bon was a 33 year old man. Β Brian was 55 when he sang this. Β I’m glad for its inclusion, as it’s still a high voltage head banger. Β But the real treat is “What’s Next to the Moon”, an oldie from Powerage that isn’t on any AC/DC live album except this German edition. Β And it prowls like a wolf, with teeth.

Live at River Plate was released in three colours (red, yellow, blue) in North America, but I don’t know about this German edition. Β The only pictures I’ve seen of it were red, like mine.

The single from this album was the Record Store Day 2011 exclusive “Shoot to Thrill” / “War Machine”. Β I don’t have anything in particular to say about the single, except it sure took them long enough to put out a full live album!

4/5 stars

REVIEW: Def Leppard – “Breathe A Sigh” (2 part CD single)

Part 5 of 5 in my series of Def LeppardΒ SlangΒ reviews! I do listen to feedback and this series basically came from Heavy Metal Overload wanting to know more details about what these singles had. Β Ultimately I choose to write about what I want to listen to at that moment, but if you have any requests don’t be shy and leave a comment!Β 

Part 1: Β “Slang”

Part 2: Β “Work It Out”

Part 3: Β “All I Want Is Everything”

Part 4: Β Slang (2 CD edition of the album)

DEF LEPPARDΒ – “Breathe A Sigh” (2 part Mercury CD single)

Regardless of its perceived lack of success, Slang did spawn four singles. Β The fourth and final single was 1996’s “Breathe A Sigh”. Β I remember seeing this at HMV Toronto with T-Rev back in 1997. Β I looked at the singles, which were not cheap (around $15 each). Β I analyzed the track lists and said, “All the bonus tracks are live. Β I’ll come back for this another time.”

It took me 15 years to finally get these! Β What I failed to take into account was how cool the selection of live tracks is. Β Pyromania‘s “Rock! Rock! (Till You Drop)” is up first on disc 1, less screechy than the beloved original but still on fire. Β “Deliver Me” from the Slang album is next, which remains its only release as a live performance. Β It’s a very 90’s sounding song, soft/heavy/soft/heavy. Β The tremendously funΒ “Slang” itself is last, a song that has been revived for their Viva! Hysteria & More show in Las Vegas.

The second CD (available separately of course) had three more live tracks. Β I believe I am well on record as holding the High N’ Dry album in very high esteem! Β “Another Hit & Run” from that album is one of Leppard’s all time best heavy tracks, and it’s always welcome in the setlist as far as I’m concerned. Β What’s amazing is that the Def Leppard that recorded High N’ Dry had two completely different guitar players and a drummer that had both arms. Β They still own it when they play it, and it smokes. Β Joe’s voice is noticeably lower. Β Two Slang singles finish off the CD: Β the ballad “All I Want Is Everything” and the rhythmic “Work It Out”. Β  Both songs are hit quality, although the energy level is noticeably lower here than the old classics.

I wonder if one of the big issues with Slang was that its darker sound didn’t translate well in concert. Β With the exception of “Slang” itself, I wouldn’t describe these live versions as joyful affairs.

As for the song, “Breath A Sigh” itself? Β At this point it was easily the softest song that Def Leppard had ever done. Β They would later go even softer on the dreadful X album. Β I enjoy its tasty R&B flavourings. Β It was a cool choice as a single even if it didn’t go mega.

4/5 stars