Blu-ray REVIEW: Classic Albums – Black Sabbath – Paranoid

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SABBATH DELUXE EDITIONS: Β Black Sabbath Paranoid Master of Reality Heaven and Hell Mob Rules Born Again Seventh Star The Eternal Idol Dehumanizer

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CLASSIC PARANOID_0001CLASSIC ALBUMS: Β Paranoid – BLACK SABBATH (2010 Eagle Vision Blu-ray)

Those familiar with Black Sabbath know that Tony and Geezer don’t necessarily make the best interviewees. Their answers are often monotone, bland, and only vaguely remembered. Maybe somebody gave them some coffee before this video. Β Geezer in particular seems more animated, but they both appear actually alive! Bill Ward is Bill Ward, of course. Β Ozzy can barely get his voice above a croaking whisper. None of that matters though, because this Blu-ray disc is not about the present, it’s about the distant past, 40+ years distant in fact: the landmark metal album of metal albums, Paranoid.

Everybody reading this knows ParanoidΒ from front to back (I hope so, anyway) and has probably bought it more than once. If you don’t know Paranoid, get the album! Β Go! Β Listen to it, come back, and finish reading this review later.

Like all Classic Albums discs, this deconstructs classic tunes to the individual layers. Β You are invited to hear the basic tracks for songs such as “Iron Man”, “Fairies Wear Boots”, “Planet Caravan”, “Black Sabbath”, and more. Engineer Tom Allom (perhaps best known for his production work with Judas Priest) is your tour guide. Stripped of vocals and guitar, you can hear the rhythm section clearly. Β Hearing Bill and Geezer playing together without adornment is a revelation. If anyone comes out looking very underrated in the Sabbath saga, it is Bill Ward and Geezer Butler, who are psychically locked-in and loose.

Meanwhile, in new footage from the here and now, Iommi demonstrates some of the most famous riffs and solos in Sabbath history. Β Meanwhile Ozzy explains how he wrote melodies. This story is unfolded within the context of the late 60’s and early 70’s, and what Sabbath stood for in those tumultuous times.

Bonus features are generous, like all Classic Albums discs. About 45 minutes of additional footage is available, discussing songs and topics that didn’t make the cut of the main Blu-ray feature itself. None of it is filler, all of it is worth watching and probably would have made a completely un-boring extended feature anyway, had it been left in.

My only complaint is the resolution of this disc is only 1080i. Minor complaint at that.

As a companion piece, I highly recommend gettingΒ ParanoidΒ in its 3 disc expanded edition. The reason being is, on this Blu-ray you will hear demo versions of songs with alternate lyrics. If you want all of these demos complete and uncut, you have to get the 3 disc version of Paranoid which includes them all (as well as the album’s original Quad mix).

Oh, and one last thing: Β Henry Rollins.

4/5 stars

Part 241: Halloween, KISS style!

Happy Halloween! For a look at last year’s Halloween special, click here: REVIEW: Alice Cooper – “Keepin’ Halloween Alive” single

PUMPKIN SIMMONS

RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 241: Β Halloween, KISS style!

Our annual inventory count fell on October 31. Β For five years straight, I never got to dress up, hand out candy, or do anything fun on Halloween because I was too busy counting discs and CD towers! Β However in the early days, this wasn’t the case. Β Halloween 1996 was actually a pretty good one.

Like most malls, our mall had a few Halloween contests. Β T-Rev entered the store in the Pumpkin Carving category. Β He and I came up with the plan to do a Kiss pumpkin. Β T-Rev, the store owner’s brother, and myself gathered in my mom’s workshop in the basement.Β My mom had plenty of paint, and I was good at drawing the Kiss makeup designs. Β T-Rev had the idea to make the pumpkin Gene Simmons, and figured out how to make a pumpkin tongue stick out. Β I must say he did an amazing job.

The first step was to spray paint the pumpkin white. Β One of the guys did the cutting. Β Then, I drew the Demon design with a black magic marker. Β We thought the nose needed to be more three-dimensional, so I cut it out a bit. Β Together, we began colouring in Gene’s makeup. Β We needed something to define the eyes of Gene, and T-Rev thought of using pumpkin seeds. Β We added a wig, and voila!

T-Rev propped Gene up on the magazine stand outside the store. Β Immediately we started getting compliments, and the response was pretty unanimous: Β We had done the best job in the entire mall.

Unfortunately, the judges didn’t base their ratings on who had done the best job. Β They were only marking the results, whether the store employees did the pumpkins themselves or not! Β A store that hired a professional carver won first place. Β We came in second. Β There was no prize for second. Β T-Rev and I considered that to be cheating. Β Cheatie-cheatertons.

The contest was over, and not too soon: Β the pumpkin had begun to rot, as pumpkins do. Β That didn’t stop a customer from coming in on November 1st and offering him $10 for it. Β T-Rev accepted his gracious offer, even though the thing would be turning horrific in a day or two. Β A fool and his money, right T-Rev?

By 1997, the store had moved out of the mall. Β This was our last pumpkin carving contest, but at least we had the satisfaction of winning the popular vote. Β As far as I’m concerned, we went out on top. Β My personal consolation prize was later on, Halloween 2006. Β By this time I had moved on to United Rentals. Β They took Halloween very, very seriously at United Rentals! Β I dressed up as Paul Stanley, and this time, I finally won first prize!

Gallery: Overload of Van Vinyl!

My pal Craig FeeΒ has returned from Jerry’s Records in Pittsburgh with a bag full of goodies for me!

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Craig strongly recommended a two to three day stay at Jerry’s Records should I ever find myself in Pittsburgh. Β That’s how much vinyl they have. Β He also told me that they had a whack of old Van Halen picture sleeves. Β I said cool, bring ’em back to me! Β So he did, every single one that they had. Β He also picked up a promo Helix 12″ single for “Wild in the Streets” on red vinyl! Β That and some Triumph 12″ promos, plus a surprise that I think tops them up. Β I think the real treasure may be David Lee Roth’s “Stand Up”, from Skyscraper — a 12″ remix vinyl single that I was previously unaware of! Β Pretty exciting huh? Β Additionally, the Van Halen “Best of Both Worlds” contains the live version from the Live Without A Net video on the B-side.

Total expenditure? Β $45 bones. Β Craig is a great shopper. Β Thanks man!

All of these will come in handy in the future, because they coincide with a couple different series ideas that I was already going to work on. Β Now, those series will be even cooler. Β Stay tuned.

REVIEW: White Wolf – Standing Alone

Bought in April at theΒ Toronto MusicalΒ CollectiblesΒ Record & CD Sale. Β Not listened to in full until October. Β Backlog!

WHITE WOLF – Standing Alone (1984 RCA)

From Edmonton, Alberta, Canada came White Wolf. Β The land that spawned the massive West Edmonton Mall also produced a hard rock band that combined old fashioned Canadian workmanship with prototypical 80’s rock and heavy metal. Β Sharing common ground with bands like Scorpions, Dokken, and even Van Halen and Rainbow, White Wolf weren’t half bad. Β The singer Don Wolf (Wilk) has enough power in his voice to raise the roof just enough to be an opening band in an arena. Β They’re not quite headline quality, but I bet they were damn good openers.

Their debut album Standing Alone is best known for the single/video “Shadows in the Night”, still my favourite song from the band. Β In fact I think it’s quite excellent. Β The chugging riff, the excellent vocals and chorus, it has everything! Β It even had a suitably cheesy and sexist music video, portraying the band as some sort of wilderness totem hero/villains. Β Don’t worry, maybe it’s all a dream, or Β just a hell of a bush party/concert? Β Hell, I don’t know.

I friggin’ love fur hats! So warm!

Thankfully the album is more than just one song. Β The track “Standing Alone” is a mid-tempo but ominous opener, a mournful song about (guess what) standing alone! (Like a wolf? Β Layers!) Β “Headlines” is uptempo, verging on Priest territory. Β Both have plenty of guitar work to go around. Β They are followed by “Shadows in the Night” and the seven minute plus “What the War Will Bring”. Β This a pretty respectable shot at doing an epic. Β Utilizing multiple vocalists and backing keyboards, it’s a tour-de-force suitable for closing side one of the album.

“Night Rider” begins with bad King-Kobra-esque vocal harmonies, but quickly gets into a dual guitar melody before it takes off. Β This would be one of the weakest songs with one of those awful, cliche titles. Β “Homeward Bound” is a fun song utilizing two lead vocalists, but that riff sure does sound familiar. Β Although the guitar rips off “God of Thunder” by Kiss a little bit, this is one of the better songs. Β I love the dual vocalist concept, and it’s a fun sleazy romp like 80’s Kiss. Β “Metal Thunder” is a pretty poor song title, but a decent stomp through territory previously explored by the likes of Judas Priest. Β “Trust Me” is the final song, clearly inspired by Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow. Β All it needs is Ronnie James Dio shouting, “Danger! Danger!” and suddenly it’s “Kill the King”.

There’s a certain kind of Canadian mediocrity that exudes from bands like White Wolf and label-mates Thor. Β This even extended to bands like Triumph and Helix, at various parts of their careers. Β I don’t know what it is, but so many Canadian bands of this sub-genre just failed to explode into fully-fledged world-classic song writing and recording. Β Maybe it’s touring in a little van during harsh Canadian winters, but I think I’ve made a valid observation.

All that being said, for the $7.00 I paid for this record, I have no regrets. Β Standing Alone doesn’t overstay its welcome, nor does it fail to raise a smile any time I’ve played it. Β I’m glad to finally have “Shadows in the Night”, and I’m pleased to induct songs like “Homeward Bound” into my collection for the first time.

3/5 stars

REVIEW: The Black Crowes – Freak ‘N’ Roll…Into the Fog (2006)

The rather late first review fromΒ Toronto Record Store Excursion 2013!

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CROWES FREAK ROLL_0002THE BLACK CROWES – Freak ‘n’ Roll…Into the Fog: All Join Hands, The Fillmore, San Francisco (2006 Eagle Records)

I somehow missed this when it first came out! Β This double live album (acquired at Sonic Boom Music for the awesome price of $7.99), recorded in 2005, reunited the Robinson brothers with members from the classic era. Β Returning are Marc Ford (guitar), Β Ed Hawrysch (keyboards, from Toronto Ontario), Sven Pipien (bass) and original drummer Steve Gorham. Β I believe the original bassist, Johnny Colt, was busy with Rock Star Supernova at the time…

Anyway, with a set concentrated on classic Crowes tunes from the earlier albums with a few other gems, this is an awesome collection. Β There are a few later songs, such as a mind-blowing psychedelic version of “Soul Singing” (Lions). Β Many of the songs, “Soul Singing” included, turn into long extended jams. Β I wouldn’t call them meandering jams; they are spellbinding and with purpose at every moment.

The Crowes are backed by guests: Β the Left Coast Horns and backup singers. Β The horns kick ass on the extended “(Only) Halfway to Everywhere”. Β They transform “Welcome to the Goodtimes” into something a little more sassy, likewise with “Let Me Share the Ride”, and “Seeing Things” from the first LP. Β They also help stretch “Non Fiction” into 10 minutes of exploratory rock. Β The backup singers really compliment “My Morning Song” transforming it into an ecstatic moment.

I have always taken a bit of flak from other Crowes fans over my favourite album. Β Mine is Amorica, and most people I knew favoured Southern Harmony. Β Regardless, it’s a delight to hear “Wiser Time” from Amorica on this album. Β Songs like this are really special, and with most of the original players on it, “Wiser Time” shines.

I enjoy that the Crowes threw some rarities, covers and B-sides on Freak ‘n’ Roll. Β “Sunday Night Buttermilk Waltz” and “Mellow Down Easy” are among the highlights of these tracks, but I was most excited about “The Night they Drove Ol’ Dixie Down”. Β The original is a favourite of mine so I couldn’t wait to hear the Crowes’ interpretation. Β And guess what? Β It’s awesome. Β It would be ludicrous to compare it to the original by The Band. Β All that matters is that the Crowes wring more soul out of the song than you’ll hear in modern rock on any given day.

The Walmart version of the CD came with a download code for a bonus track, the Stones’ “Loving Cup”. Β I obtained it via the seedy underbelly of the internets. Β On the DVD this was played after “Welcome to the Goodtimes”. Β I’m glad to have this song because the horns really fatten it up nicely, and it’s also a great tune!

5/5 stars

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Part 240: Lemon Kurri Klopek – Living the Dream! (On the road with Steve Earle)

RECORD STORE TALESΒ Part 240:

Lemon Kurri Klopek – Living the Dream! Β (On the road with Steve Earle)

I immediately liked Lemon Kurri upon meeting him. Β I was introduced to LK (who also goes by the excellent real name of Mike) as our newest franchise owner and fellow Kiss fan. Β I spent a lot of hours training him, and he was one of the best people I met through the record store. Β He was easy to work with, and genuinely appreciated my help. Β One thing I will always remember, is that Lemon Kurri and his business partner Greg sent me notes of thanks for my help, and even cool records or CDs that I wanted. Β It was Lemon Kurri who gave to me a treasured copy of Bruce Dickinson’s 12″ single for “All the Young Dudes”. Β He also gave me Thin Lizzy’s “Gary Moore album”, Black Rose: A Rock Legend for my birthday one year.

When I eventually left the company, Lemon Kurri was supportive of my decision. Β We stayed in touch and remained friends. Β Two years later, LK himself moved on to new horizons. Β I’m pleased to report that he is now living the dream, working for one of my own idols, Mr. Steve Earle himself. Β Lemon Kurri is Steve’s “Merch Guy” and “unofficial drum tech” today. Β He travels the world, and gets to hear one of the true greats playing at night. Β Hard work but somebody has to do it.

Lemon Kurri has given me permission to share with you a selection of snaps of his life on the road with Steve Earle. Β Enjoy. Β Each picture tells a story! Β Click a pic to enlarge and read the description. Β Thanks letting me use these photos, Mike!

REVIEW: Poison – Open Up and Say…Ahh!

POISONΒ – Open Up and Say…Ahh! (1988. 2006 Captiol remaster)

Man, did I feel old when this 20th Anniversary Edition came out. I remember buying the cassette back in ’89 (the year after it was released). I even conned my dad out of the $10 for it by saying it was for a school project! (It was…sort of.) Β I purchased this at A&A Records & Tapes on the way home from school.

I’m glad that today, Poison are still around (as a live entity, anyway), and back to the same four guys who rose to fame in the 80’s. Although Flesh & Blood is a good album, and Native Tongue is criminally ignored, Open Up and Say…Ahh! is actually quite strong and best represents the early Poison sound.

Starting off with “Love On The Rocks” (featuring the lyric “swallow this” which was actually the original title of this album), Poison are off to a strong start. The riff is catchy, somewhere between glam rock and old classic rock n’ roll. What C.C. Deville brings to the party is a love of rock n’ roll, and that’s why when he left. Β The band went more bluesy, too bluesy for his tastes. Β That and the drug addiction did C.C. in. I don’t evem mind his guitar sound on this, I kind of like it. It’s overdriven and shrill, but it rocks and C.C. manipulates his instrument to pull off some cool sub-Frehley solos.

From there it’s the classic “Nothing But A Good Time”. The riff seems ripped off from “Deuce” by Kiss, but then later re-ripped off by Kiss for their song “Never Enough”! Anyway, you know the hits already, so I won’t spend too much time discussing these songs. Β Suffice to say that I still hear “Nothin’ But A Good Time” on the radio.

What was actually surprising was that Open Up and Say…Ahh! is more than the sum of its singles. The album tracks are almost entirely as strong. “Back to the Rocking Horse” is another fun, catchy Poison rocker, followed by the harmonica-laden-shoulda-been-a-single “Good Love”. “Tearin’ Down The Walls” ended side one on a fairly strong note, and actually features some interesting changes.

Side two started with “Look But You Can’t Touch”, a juvenile sex song (it sounded juvenile to me even then), which nonetheless has a lot of energy. Then, three singles in a row: “Fallen Angel” (best song on the album), “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” (no comment required), and the Loggins & Messina cover “Your Mama Don’t Dance”. Why was bassist Bobby Dall getting arrested in that video? I still don’t know! The album ended with “Bad To Be Good”, a bit too slow and ploddy, and the weakest song on the record.

This special edition has just a scant two bonus tracks, and one is a useless interview. Most people will stop the CD before the interview. The other is the very raw B-side “Livin’ For The Minute” which, if memory serves, was originally the B-side on the “Every Rose” 7″ single. It’s a fast rocker, demo-quality, and is more akin to the sound of the first Poison album. I don’t know where the interview comes from. In all my years of collecting singles, I’ve never run across it before, so if you care about it, it does seem to be a genuine rarity. “Livin’ For The Minute” has been released multiple times elsewhere. (Missing is the B-side “Gotta Face the Hangman”, available on the Crack A Smile CD.)

Also of note, if you had the censored version of this cover, the original has been restored on this edition. Β Yes, this cover was censored. Β Columbia House sold a version with the tongue and everything below blacked out. Β Packaging-wise, don’t expect much else.

As an album, this is fun and has a great 80’s sound,Β thanks to the production talents of Tom Werman. Β Younger kids will dig it for the pop punk-like energy. Older fans will want it for nostalgia purposes. That, and it still rocks really well.

As much as I usually maligned C.C. DeVille (Swallow This Live is almost unlistenable), I really like his work here. He may be no guitar wizard, but at some point you have to recognize the fun guitar playing here. It’s like toffee — sticky, sweet, and good. Too much might make you sick, but in moderation, it hits the spot. And really, he weaves some really fun melodic fills over his riffs, like icing on a cake.

4/5 stars

MOVIE REVIEW: Grizzly Man (2005)

This is by unofficial request of the mighty Heavy Metal OverloRd. Β Click and kneel before his blog of steel!

Grizzly Man has some powerful music so it totally fits LeBrain’s Record Store Tales and Reviews.

GRIZZLY MAN (2005, directed by Werner Herzog)

Wernor Herzog in his inimitable fashion constructed an intriguing portrait of a unusual subject: A man named Timothy Treadwell. Treadwell spent 13 seasons all but alone in Alaska, with the grizzly bears in their habitat. Β He filmed them (getting unprecented footage), played with them, and “protected” them from their enemies (man). He got really close to the bears, making physical contact. He befriended them as much as you can befriend an animal in the wild. Β He played with them, got amazing footage, but forgot the boundaries that exist between man and beast. Β Especially when that beast weighs several times what you weigh, and comes equipped with sharp claws, teeth, and raw strength. Β A fatal error of profound misjudgment at the end of Treadwell’s 13th season reminds us all that there are immutable boundaries that are never meant to be crossed. To do so is universally pure folly.

Herzog utilizes Treadwell’s own remarkable footage extensively through the film. Nobody had ever gotten so close to these bears in their natural habitat, and observed and learned their behaviors this extensively. Treadwell knew their individual personalities and habits, but he got too comfortable. Watching these videos of his is both profound and tragic. While documenting his own expeditions, Treadwell sometimes lapses into hysterical rants regarding society and authority, and anyone who he sees as an impediment to his way of living. Clearly, a deeply distressed individual lurks beneath the beatnik exterior of the animal lover and protector.

Treadwell’s undeniably unique passion for bears results in some special moments. I bought this DVD from Joe (I paid $5.99). Β He recommended it to me, saying it was “unintentionally hilarious,” and that I would know what he meant when I saw it.

Maybe an hour into the film, I watched Treadwell admiring a pile of bear poop, and I understood.

“There’s your poop! Β It just came out of her butt. Β I can feel it. Β I can feel the poop. Β It’s warm. Β It just came from her butt. Β This was just inside of her.”

A fascinating glimpse at a singular, one of a kind persona, Grizzly Man is another unique Werner Herzog film that looks at his subject with a focused curiosity. Herzog conveys a childlike sense of wonder, tempered by the practical wisdom of a modern adult. As such, despite its dark subject matter and ominous aura, Grizzly Man is entertaining, educational and re-watchable. Herzog wisely avoided any graphic imagery or sounds. An audio tape of Treadwell’s final moments is only discussed and never heard in the film. Once hearing it himself, Herzog is visibly distressed and gravely advises destroying the tape.

I think Grizzly Man is among the best Herzog documentaries. Β I watch it a couple times a year.

5/5 stars

Also included on this DVD is a nice feature on the music of Grizzly Man, an important part of its emotional makeup. Β In particular the use of the excellent Don Edwards song “Coyotes” is unforgettable.

WTF Search Terms: More Rock and Roll edition

WTF Search Terms XII: More Rock and Roll edition

“Here We Go Again” with more WTF Search Terms! Β Everything seen below is an actual search term, that a real person clicked to somehow get here to mikeladano.com. Β As David Coverdale might say, “Here’s some rock and roll for ya!”

  1. jon mikl thor arnold the beatles greatness (One of these things is not like the other)
  2. russ parish is god (Good, yes, God, no.)
  3. buyers for kiss albulms (What you got?)
  4. taking the rush blu ray disc out of moving pictures deluxe edition (It’s not that difficult, guy.)
  5. queensryche take hold of the flame cheap trick lyrics (Again these things are not the same.)
  6. used t-120 vhs recording tapes for kids sing along (OK…)
  7. cherone nice good guy (I wouldn’t know?)
  8. marilyn manson sucks himself (No! Β How many fucking times do I have to tell you!)
  9. iron maiden gone too soft (Bullshit.)
  10. the demon code prevents me from declining a rock off challenge lyrics (ACCEPTED!)

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Part 239: Music for Your Mental Health

MENTAL

RECORD STORE TALES Part 239:
Music for Your Mental Health

Music can be absolutely vital to the human psyche.Β  I don’t know why it is, but the auditory sensation of vibrating air molecules that we call sound has an undeniable effect once modulated into music.Β  Some people find themselves drawn to the music, some the singing, others just the words.Β  Nobody experiences music exactly the same way, but for many of us, it has the ability to lift our spirits high.

I had a customer, who had been coming in for many years, who was diagnosed with a fairly common mental disorder. Β He didn’t find it a Β pleasant disorder to deal with.Β  The young man who I’ll call Billy had made a suicide attempt.Β  I didn’t see him for a while.Β  When I did see him come back, he had changed his appearance.Β  Gone was the long hair and beard.Β  What did not disappear was his love of music, which seemed to manifest itself even stronger after his attempt.

Billy had suddenly rediscovered 80’s new wave music, and with it modern electronica, techno, and trance.Β  He became extremely passionate.Β  He was especially fond of any and all New Order. Β These artists in turn introduced him to the relaxing sounds of New Age music.Β  I couldn’t say it for certain, but if I had to make an observation, I would conjecture that the music gave him more focus and something to feel good about.

Soon, listening to music wasn’t enough anymore.Β  Billy wanted to make music.

His family were supportive.Β  Over the few years that I knew him, his family purchased for him the best computers, the best synthesizers, and encouraged him every step.Β  He dad acted as his manager.Β  They would come in periodically, looking for electronic music, and eager to update me on his musical progress.

β€œThe CD is coming along well,” Billy would say.Β  β€œIt’s going to be very relaxing, very dreamlike, and calming.Β  It’s great music.Β  I’m very excited.Β  My dad is helping me, we’re going to put a CD out.”

And put a CD out he did.Β Β  I’m far from the most knowledgeable person about electronic music, but it sounded good to me.Β  I could tell he put a lot of work into the tracks.Β  He did it all himself.Β  His extraordinary story got him some newspaper coverage too. Β The best part was, the CD was really good. Β I wouldn’t let him just give me a copy, I made a point of buying one. Β I had to support my customer!

Music can be such a positive force.Β  It’s one of the few things I know of that can bring 100,000 people together.Β  It can change brain chemistry, and it can help us feel all kinds of emotions.Β  It can make you want to get up and dance, or make love, or play air guitar.Β  It can make you feel better and draw you in deeper.

Sometimes, I think about what music means to me personally. Β I know it helped me survive. Β Would Billy would have survived without music? Β Would any of us? Β There’s no way to know.Β  I do know that I am glad I got to know Billy.Β  He taught me that music really can change the world in powerful ways.