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WTF Search Terms: Fetish edition

I had to treat you guys right on a Monday.  This edition needs no commentary.  These are all real search terms from real people who ended up (somehow) at my site.  Enjoy (I guess).  If you missed the last one, Mythbusters edition, click here!

WTF Search Terms VIII:  Fetish edition 

  1. t shemale six fuking movie
  2. shemale tumblr
  3. hot lebrains romantic mood kissing in bed room
  4. pics of beverly mahoods butt
  5. alise piss leather pants
  6. real voyeur shitting mobile version videos
  7. like soft on demand dvd but uncensored
  8. adult sex. com
  9. traci lords fantasies porno
  10. best ass
  11. voyeurs girls beach douche
  12. fuck in leather pants.
  13. pierced crack
  14. grannies pierced and modified
  15. random 69 porn

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WTF Search Terms: Mythbusters edition

WTF Search Terms VII:  Mythbusters edition

Welcome to the latest installment of WTF Search Terms!  This series presents actual search terms that real people typed into Google, somehow leading to my site.  If you missed the last installment, click here!

I’ve noticed there are a lot of confused people out there.  I thought I would do a public service, by correcting some people’s misconceptions.  Enjoy.

10. where do terry and deaner live  (Nowhere.  They are fictional characters from the movie FUBAR.)

9. did farrel mitchner from fubar acually die (No.  Farrel is also a fictional character, from the same movie.)

8. did farrel mitchner really die  (No. His real name is Gordon Skilling.)

7. farrel mitchner actually die  (Non. Il est un acteur.)

6. is farrel mitchner really dead  (Nyet!)

5. will ferrell hates glenn humplik  (No.  This was a joke on a comedy show.)

4. marilyn manson sucks himself off  (No, he doesn’t.)

3. removed bottom ribs for sucking cock  (No, he didn’t.)

2. cinemaphonic quadrovision  (This isn’t a real thing either.)

1. www,sex,video,ladano  (This DEFINITELY does not exist!!!)

See ya next time for more WTF’s!

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WTF Search Terms: Rock and Roll edition

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WTF Search Terms VI:  Rock and Roll edition

Welcome back to WTF!  Click here if you missed the last one.  This edition collects some musical Google searches that somehow led people here to this blog.  Enjoy these head-scratchers and WTFs!

This first guy’s obviously an idiot.

10.  steve morse sucks

9. is paul stanley loosoing his voice?

8.  i wouldl like to hear mob rules (why, how polite!)

7. life+it+up+kiss

6.   black sabbath paranoid deluxe edition where is the 3 disc (right there.)

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5.  phrase from what tv show – it’s the final countdown!! (Arrested Development.)

4. puff daddy’s embarring habit

3. new kids on the block poster greatest hits

2. real elvis videos tumblr hornny holes

And this week’s winner:

1. marilyn manson with butt plug

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WTF Search Terms: Bodily functions edition

FARTED

WTF Search Terms V:  Bodily functions edition

All of these are search terms that people typed into Google, and wound up on my site.  Today the theme is “bodily functions”.  If you missed the last one, be sure to click here!

  1. “peeing” rowboat
  2. shiting on top of a shit
  3. shit into hand while in shower
  4. poo
  5. guy pissing in doorway
  6. boy holding poop in
  7. poo pictures
  8. poo in the door way
  9. poop in the shower post
  10. when to wash your hands pinterest

“When to wash your hands”?  Definitely after all of that!

I couldn’t figure out a music video to put with this, so let’s go with “TV Dinners” by ZZ Top, since that often will cause you to need to perform search term #4.

WTF SEARCH TERMS: 2 Wild LeBrains edition

Happy hump day.  For this edition of WTF, I’ve collected 10 of the weirdest sexual phrases that, somehow, some way, Googled these people to me.  Missed the last edition?  Click here!

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WTF Search Terms IV:  2 Wild LeBrains edition

  1. buttombass
  2. zebra girls black lesbian video
  3. 2 wild lebrains having sex
  4. porn go 69
  5. thussy peing
  6. hot leggs winkel goes
  7. girls in muddy leather pants
  8. alice piss leather pants
  9. pee open door video  (9 hits from this guy??)
  10. And finally:  gou.14.shemale.3.rat.t

See ya next time for more WTFs!

WTF SEARCH TERMS: Pol Rodgers Edition

PAUL

WTF SEARCH TERMS III:  Pol Rodgers Edition

WTF Search Terms is a new feature here at LeBrain’s, where I reveal some amusing words that people typed into search engines, ending up at my site.  Today I’ve gathered 10 of the funnier Rock-related search terms!  If you missed the last one, click here.

10.  “show me all of iron maidens art dra”  “Show me”?  Pfft.  Show me your dra first.

9. “pol rodgers fire and waters”  He  knew how to spell Rodgers, but not Paul.

8.  “band acting like a puppet”  My best guess is Supergrass.

7. “jonbonjovi phoyoes never seen”  If you’ve never seen it, neither have I.

6. “where was montly crew attacted in saskatchewan”  He spelled Saskatchewan right.

5. “deep purple songs about nature appreciation”  This thought had not crossed my mind once before now.

4. “when will def leppard be on itunes”  Perhaps the answer is, like my old Psych 301 prof used to say, “On the 12th of Never.”

3. “why does burke shelley sound like a woman”  Maybe because his last name is Shelley, huh-huh, huh-huh.

2. “paul di anno teh beast”  Teh.

1. “does sebastian bach really like model trains”  Yes, him and Sheldon Cooper!

WTF SEARCH TERMS: “Runny James Dio”

WTF SEARCH TERMS Part II: “Runny James Dio”

Welcome to the second installment of WTF Search Terms.  If you missed the first one, click here.  If you didn’t, then remember these two things:

1. Each of these are real search terms, typed in by real people on a search engine like Google.

2. Somehow, each of these search terms led them to ME!

So here’s 10 more for this installment!

  • A week isn’t a week unless I get hits from people looking for stuff like this.  I’m still assuming that people don’t know how to spell the word “lesbian”.

lebrain sex

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  • Here’s a good one:

why is here i go again not on reissue of slide it in

Because it’s not on Slide It In.  It’s on 1987, sillypants.

  • This guy can’t spell the singer’s name, nor the name of the site he’s looking for.

you too runny james dio neon nights

  • Here’s a selection that led people to some of my Kiss reviews:

just how bad is peter criss’ ’78 solo album?

was peter criss’ ’78 solo album really that bad

why did paul feel unwanted and alone in the carnival

patty stanley stripper

jean simmons with a moustache

  • And finally, if this guy had his way, we’d all be speaking Anglesh:

hmv dvd prices iron maiden maiden anglend

See you next time for more WTFs!

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WTF SEARCH TERMS: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

R.I.P. George Jones, age 81.

A little while ago, I said that the Klassic Kwotes well had run dry; I was starting a new feature.  This is that feature — let me know if you find it entertaining.

WTF SEARCH TERMS Part I: “Exersises for the Plumber Butt”

Crack = Bad

As a WordPress site, I have access to certain statistics.  I can see how many hits I’m getting per day, for example, and how many are unique visitors.  Some of my visitors are very, very unique.

Some of the more interesting particulars that I’m able to see are search terms.  Search terms that people typed into Google (or Yahoo, or whatever) that led them to me.   Search terms that boggle the mind as to a) what they were looking for, b) how it led them to me, or c) both.  Here’s a selection of some of the most entertaining.  This is just the tip of the iceberg.  If feedback is positive I’ll post more in the future.

Keep in mind two things!

1. Each of these are real search terms, typed in by real people on a search engine like Google.

2. Somehow, each of these search terms led them to ME!

Without further delay…enjoy.

exercises for the plumber butt

big breasted lebrains

my lebrian secret

domestic dog shit

doorway piss

shiting discas video

big butts in leather pants

fuck my old boots history

double penetrator

And finally, one guy who used an apt search term to find this site:

WTF Search Terms: CODA – Part 69: Porn Don’t Go Platinum

CODA

RECORD STORE TALES PART 69:  Porn Don’t Go Platinum

Back in June, I posted an old story called Porn Don’t Go Platinum.  It was part 69, and how could I resist posting a story about a time that porn came into our stores?  It didn’t happen often.  Probably less than five times in my experience.  People didn’t get it; just because we bought and sold CD’s and DVD’s didn’t mean we bought and sold that kind.  Nor did I want to touch somebody’s used porn movies.

Anyway I kind of assumed at the time that I’d start getting random hits for Google searches about porn.  Which is what happened.  Pretty much every day, I get hits for the following terms.

69 porn

real 69 porn

69porno kiss

Sometimes, throw this one in.  Cheaper people, I’m assuming.

free 69 porn

That’s fine, whatever.  Then I got this one.  Go back and read the original post and you’ll see why:

missing teeth porn -old

But then I started noticing really weird ones.  Here’s one for example:

japen lebrains for the first time fuck

If anybody can tell me what that means…don’t.  I don’t wanna know.

 

WTF Series directory

WTF Search Terms

WTF Search Terms: Exercises for the Plumber Butt
WTF Search Terms II: Runny James Dio edition
WTF Search Terms III: Pol Rodgers Edition
WTF Search Terms IV: 2 Wild LeBrains editionWTF
WTF Search Terms V: Bodily functions edition
WTF Search Terms VI: Rock and Roll edition
WTF Search Terms VII: Mythbusters edition
WTF Search Terms VIII: Fetish edition
WTF Search Terms: Bonus Craig Fee edition
WTF Search Terms IX: Top ten edition
WTF Search Terms X: Iron Meiden edition

WTF Search Terms XI: Health & Safety edition
WTF Search Terms XII: More Rock and Roll edition
WTF Search Terms XIII: McGangBang edition
WTF Search Terms XIV: Unsolved Mysteries edition
WTF Search Terms XV: Fan Favorites – Thussy Edition
WTF Search Terms XVI: Musical Inquiries edition
WTF Search Terms XVII: Whole Lotta WTF edition
WTF Search Terms XVIII: A Mixture of Elements edition
WTF Search Terms XIX: Heavy Porn Metal edition
WTF Search Terms XX: Questions & Comments edition

WTF Search Terms XXI: The Never-ending Search Terms
WTF Search Terms XXII: More Dirty Things edition
WTF Search Terms XXIII: Bonus edition
WTF Search Terms XXIV: Fan Favourites – First Grade Math edition
WTF Search Terms XXV: Frankie Banali edition
WTF Search Terms XXVI: Fan Favourites – Derek Kortepeter ‘RAGEQUIT’ edition

WTF Comments

WTF Comments: Inaugural edition
WTF Comments II: Everyone’s a Critic edition
Parody review: EUROPE – War of Kings (2015) – A spoof on a bizarre comment about Joey Tempest
WTF Comments III: Joakim Larsson edition

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